(21:27:23) (+X_VanTagE_X) I’ll call my kid David, but because that sounds old fashioned, I’ll shorten it to DVD

<Melly> i like sucking my dad off while my mum shoves a dildo up my ass

<Marik> hey mate
<Marik> do you have serial numbers for win 2k?
<Marik> James Danbury, I am arresting you for the supply of microsft windiows cd-keyx. whereever you say may be used against you k?

<]FB[Morbski> qui, can u sort me a i-rox email :D
<qui|cornwall> yeah
<mrBadger> how’d you do that?
<qui|cornwall> I own the site / domain
<qui|cornwall> :)
<]FB[Morbski> :D
<qui|cornwall> I designed teh r0x!
<mrBadger> ahhhh
<mrBadger> cool
<mrBadger> :)
<]FB[Morbski> qui is the r0x
<]FB[Morbski> fs
<]FB[Morbski> i didnt just say that
<]FB[Morbski> :<

<Zakat> D? forts?tter jag!
<Zakat> Maj-San said she’s gonna spank me!
* mrBadger sets mode: +m

...... signoff .. Reece .. (Quit: If every sperm is a potential life then i’ve just flushed a scout troop down the toilet!)

<Longbow[GB]> http://prodtn.cafepress.com/0/7567730_B_tn.jpg <- lol, Be the coolest dude around with the Quakenet long t shirt
<Marik> lol
<Ventral> are you insulting Ferg’s fashion sense?
<Longbow[GB]> lol

<hairy_pie> look at james
<hairy_pie> hahahahahahahhah
<hairy_pie> i can dance also
<hairy_pie> looking like a cunt aswell
<II3mHz--> its like
<II3mHz--> Mmmmmmmmmm i dream about men in big pants
<II3mHz--> ^^ james would say
<hairy_pie> lol
<II3mHz--> "I like to jump around on my chair like a ass playing air drums"
<hairy_pie> lol
<hairy_pie> with pink headphones
<II3mHz--> with elite wire shit
<II3mHz--> PRO DRUMMING HEADPHONES
<hairy_pie> and hair that looks like he has been wearing them big pants on his head
<II3mHz--> hes a kind cross between a grunger and a complete dickhead
<hairy_pie> its called a cunt

(@[suckli]) http://www.ekips.com/download/kittens.jpg
(@[suckli]) !
(@Kryton) 'everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten'
(@Kryton) :o
(@Kryton) i must have wiped out the species :O

<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General

<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java?
<+x24> ask again later

[D33]: the twisted sickening yet creative depths of my mind are uncharted by any shrink who dared to probe ;*(

<void|qui> mine told me not to buy her anything for valentines day
<void|qui> so that means I've got to buy her something special
<void|qui> and that I'm not getting anything :\

<Dogma|> holy shit
<Dogma|> hi
<Dogma|> I just got this message from MSN Network
<Dogma|> Something about the amount of adult sites being viewed that my computer is now being monitored
* Dogma| is shit scared
<FuCT> :o
<Dogma|> Now it just come up
<FuCT> mebbe u better stay off the porn site
<FuCT> +s for a bit
<Dogma|> If you do anything to your computer which may not allow us to monitor your computer, you shall be in breach of our agreement
<Dogma|> I DONT LOOK AT PORN FFS!!!
<Dogma|> I havent touchd porn in about 8 months


(don't think he relised you could send messages using netsend :P )

[@Melly] Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar
[@Melly] in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first
[@Melly] place, you fat bastards.

<@chiki_chika> i love tool videos

<mikesnail> lol
<mikesnail> and i did it again!
<mikesnail> fucking gay toilet paper
<commy> stop now before u go any further
<mikesnail> remind me next time i go take a shit to use PLENTY of toiletpaper every whipe
<commy> oh ffs

* NoseBleed is now floppy after blowing his load all over [Showering] was banging away for [8h 6m 52s]
<Pinapoke> now there's a man

<SeiferZ> any1 who does Alvl physics alive in here?
<Pinapoke> erm
<Pinapoke> gravity can equal pain, friction keeps your ass in place. how much more complex does it get?

Relevant note: IceMan` == Quad` with a different nick

<IceMan`> i can restart my computer by banging on my desk
<IceMan`> watch
<theGreenBunny> ...
<@][nfern0> :/
<theGreenBunny> it's not working
<Thargore> lol
<@][nfern0> I once had a base unit that reset if u breathed to hard :(
<Thargore> perhaps you're not banging right
* theGreenBunny bangs on Quad's desk
* IceMan` (~Ice-Man@68-173-205-171.nyc.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<eFFeX`> theGreenBunny go die somewhere
* theGreenBunny runs into the woods
<Kadayi_Polokov> they live in the woods

<commy> whoever said u cant have enough education is either a) very talented 2) stupid 2) lucky

(WillH) Our verification process has found that the Phone number you submitted cannot currently support DSL service; however, you do qualify for High-Speed Dial-up access. <- WTF DOES THAT MEAN?????? HIGH SPEED DIAL UP?? DAMnit i hate the world
(@synth) having high speed dialup is like having Gabe Newell go on a diet
(@synth) ...it just doesn't work
(WillH) Hey don't diss teh Gabe synth
(WillH) I'll tell on you
(Sarin) i prefer, Having high speed dialup is liking cooling yourself down by walking into a house fire.
(WillH) I'll drive down there and tattle on you
(@synth) he is our God, but I have the right to insult him anyway :p
(Sarin) if he was god
(Sarin) he wouldve done HL2 in 7 days
(WillH) Yeah he isn't god, just a really cool guy
(Sarin) it's taking bloody years
(WillH) are you comparing HL2 to the whole damn planet?
(WillH) HL2 would've taken god 5 minutes
(Sarin) imagine if God delayed genesis?
(Sarin) "err yeah, satan has stolen the source code for eden, so we're gonna push it's launch back a few million years"

* [Matt] force feeds Pi|Mu|Rho a drop of mercury
<[Matt]> p.s. mercury whilst poisonous is also the most powefull laxative known to man...
* Pi|Mu|Rho gets a large cork and a mallet

(22:01:14) ?(@Spudman) hey guys
(22:01:20) ?(@Spudman) want to hear a bed time story?
(22:01:22) ?(@Spudman) ok
(22:01:32) ?(@Spudman) My neck hurt really bad this morning
(22:01:48) ?(@Spudman) so I have this stuff that you rub into your skin and it makes it hot
(22:01:53) ?(@Spudman) and helps relax the muscle
(22:02:04) ?(@Spudman) Well, i put a lot on my hand, rubbed it on my neck
(22:02:13) ?(@Spudman) then i went to the bathroom
(22:02:17) ?(@Spudman) took a piss
(22:02:22) ?(@Spudman) without washing my hand
(22:02:34) ?(@Spudman) by balls burnt for 2 hours :(

<mrk`> k
<mrk`> i got nowt else to do
<WillH> If anyone here just happens to work for Verizon, please tell me, So I can kill you, I mean hug you for providing great service.... yeah thats it
<WillH> Our verification process has found that the Phone number you submitted cannot currently support DSL service; however, you do qualify for High-Speed Dial-up access. <- WTF DOES THAT MEAN?????? HIGH SPEED DIAL UP?? DAMnit i hate the world
<Sarin> High speed dialup?
<Sarin> isn't that just ISDN?
<Sarin> if it makes you feel any better btw, my 2mbit connection was activated today

(M3T): damn illiterate tdaoy

[21:55] * mrBadger runs away
[21:56] <Melly> hrhr i wrote iraq on mrBadger's bottom, he wont get far till its invaded

<Brocken> fs I've been farting non-stop all day and they're so potent they really really could kill a small animal :/
* Bad-Co covers aardvark's mouth and nose
* FluffyKitten dies

(Brocken): I destroyed Tampax, bastard tampons didn't cure my bowel control problems ;(
(stuie): D33 smells
(Brocken): just ended up being high speed projectiles :/

(@Pi|Mu|Rho) ./kick Brocken testicles
*** Brocken has been kicked from #halflife2 by Pi|Mu|Rho (testicles)
*** Brocken has joined #halflife2
(Brocken) the last laughs on me, I have no testicles!

<@Sierro> Aren't Arias lovely.
<@Melly> no
<@Sierro> Peasant.

(mrDiSTuRbEded) sucks for you makes sense
(MoRtiZ) n00b's cumin in here, bein unl33t
(mrDiSTuRbEded) unless your retarded or something
(Marik) not grammacitly
(@Abomi) Grammatically.
(mrDiSTuRbEded) wtf?
(Marik) lol
(mrDiSTuRbEded) grammatically?
(Marik) Grammatically.
(mrDiSTuRbEded) your fucking stupid
(@Abomi) You're.
(@Abomi) ;)
(Marik) rofl

<mrQuad|dead> like if your girlfriend is crying or some shit
<mrQuad|dead> its nice to comfort her
<Hellspawn^> "Look it's gonna be alright.. *opens pants* See, don't you feel better already?"

<Marik|Hmk> englush hmk done

(`Quad`): quakenet killed me
(`Quad`): =\
(`Quad`): now im dead
(`Quad`): and horny
(`Quad`): but i cant wack off because my dad is sleeping in my bed

* ikanayam has quit IRC (Quit: benchies)
<Oiche> nerd
<Oiche> working out his PC instead of himself

(Marik) My Ass Rules In Kent
(Marik) :p
(Marik) spells marik
(CrazyHarij) ....
(Marik) thats a subliminaly msg

(+ComradeBadger) going drinnnkkkkkkkkiiiiing
(+ComradeBadger) when my skirt is dry
(+ComradeBadger) *shirt !
(+ComradeBadger) dammit ;(
(+Marik) lol

? quit ? {tharaka} {Tharaka@c210-49-184-18.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au} {A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.}

<Pinapoke> yeah, if you do it wrong then anal can hurt like a mother fucker
<Pinapoke> you know, like a really tough mother fucker

[@psi`]: why do people always interrupt sexual acts?
[@hellfire`]: wtf
[@hellfire`]: your mum walk in when you were havin a sly one?

<BK`Kelika`ILL> no it doesnt
<JimmywiT> ure supposed to bum girls
<BK`Kelika`ILL> no
<JimmywiT> and not up the bum aither
<BK`Kelika`ILL> you suppose to bum girls?
<Eunoch> ur just not supposed to bum bum bum
<BK`Kelika`ILL> u cant get a girl pregnent by bumming them
<JimmywiT> no
<BK`Kelika`ILL> so ur theory sucks
<Eunoch> with the scary sound effects
<JimmywiT> ok ok ok u cant bum girls either
<Eunoch> well u cant get men pregnant
<JimmywiT> only sex them
<Eunoch> so ur theory sucks
<BK`Kelika`ILL> well duh
<BK`Kelika`ILL> i didnt use the "against every law of nature" line
<Eunoch> still
<JimmywiT> my theory doesent suck
<BK`Kelika`ILL> yes it does
<BK`Kelika`ILL> infact
<Eunoch> u suck!
<BK`Kelika`ILL> what is your theory
<Eunoch> manly cock!
<JimmywiT> mother nature made us to sax girls
<JimmywiT> not bum me
<JimmywiT> n
<Eunoch> lol
<JimmywiT> :O
<Eunoch> that came out wrong
<JimmywiT> what a typo
<BK`Kelika`ILL> So mother nature, created rapists, murderers, peados...

[Lab_drunk] Dean`ZedZed wake up!
[+Dummkopf|] he's dreaming of pretty ladies, he won't wake
[Lab_drunk] well tell him that skanking got me a bf ^_^
[+Dummkopf|] but for how long...
[+Dummkopf|] not being pessimistic or anything
[Lab_drunk] i dont care ^_^
[Snak1] bf can share 1 cd key between at least 3 people
[Snak1] vietnam anyway
[Lab_drunk] get out mroe
[Snak1] lol
[Snak1] sez on case :)
[Snak1] 1 per cd internet play
[+aceman] I don't think you're on the same frequency here

(Marik) the england foward
(Marik) where they playing?
(Marik) Sunderland ground?
(Synbios) ROFL!!!
(Pi|Mu|Rho) um..Marik?

(@SylverFyre) swedish women have hairy armpits tho ! :/
(@deff) nah thats germans
(@SylverFyre) lol
(@Brain_Murders) and shaved muffs - how bizarre - come home drunk and get your tongue stuck in the wrong place...

<@Melly> wot u getting for fathers day then
<@BlackPope|lapT> sex
<@BlackPope|lapT> lol
<@Melly> hahaha
<@Melly> didnt no ur son was inclined that way :E

<Thargore> eliminative materialism = the philosophical direction that says you can eliminate all sciences that dont directly relate to the world of matter
<Thargore> so physics, chemics and such
<Pinapoke> interesting..
<Thargore> on the basis that you can reduce all the mental to neural processes
<Pinapoke> so everything but boobies is bullshit?
<Thargore> ...

[CitrusC]: speaking of respawn..
[CitrusC]: My mate blocked me earlier
[CitrusC]: His rabbit got killed by a bus
[CitrusC]: because it escaped
[CitrusC]: and I said 'ohhhh, I dunno, maybe it will respawn? You know, a whole new rabbit in the cage tomurra?'
[CitrusC]: response "fuck off. :/"
[CitrusC]: blocked
[Mitoboy]: lol
[Mitoboy]: Should have added, you know, it sounds like suicide, might be a petalty for that.
[CitrusC]: RABBIT | KILLS 2 | DEATHS 1 | SCORE -3
[CitrusC]: result: fucking n00b

<Pinapoke> was half awake one morning to hear the others talking about the paint on their finger nails.. I thought some girl was painting nails and they did it for shits and giggles
<Pinapoke> I got out of my bunk and saw my hand, the first thing I said that day was "what the HELL?"
<Pinapoke> I don't want to know who did the prank, but I sure as hell don't want to know how they got access to my hand