<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> fuck you

(bram_): Isn't keeping someone banned who hasn't been around for nearly 2 months a little paranoid?
(bram_): Just a little :)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): excuse me?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): did I ban you? No.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): now fuck off

<joey> im tired of everybody always bashing gay people
<leethax> stfu aids nigger

<+Davo`> does rag doll kung fu have multiplayer?
<Pobz> does Davo` bat for the home team?
<Pobz> all this and more Unsolved Mysteries, after the break
<+Davo`> GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SEXUALITY
<Pobz> ouch
<+Davo`> im not afraid to chloroform you and do you up the wrong'un, Pobz

<@raath> just got off the phone with my friend durrell... he was telling i can't take the car with him wednesday because of what I pulled last time lol
<@Ninja> what happened last time
<@raath> car was full of mostly black people so every time a cop would pass I would yell out the window "I'm being kidnapped!"

<@Linus> emo music is faggot music :/
<cozin|emokid> :(
<Thaum> faggot.
<@Linus> i are so SAADDD
<Thaum> hahah groiny mcgroinerson
<@Linus> everyone hates meee!
<@Linus> i slit my wrists with sharp pencils!!!
<@Linus> i are emooooooo!
<Thaum> rofl
<cozin|emokid> Im no cutter :(~~
<@Linus> there, number 1 emo hit, ever.
<Deya> I have that one

<Davo`> british bulldog!
<Davo`> where'd that wrestler go
<Deviant`> he hit the bottle hard
<Deviant`> it hurt and he cried

andresomg: im laggin like an homosexual whore
TheRealLyokar: it freezes for a sex
TheRealLyokar: *sec
TheRealLyokar: fuck.

cubbyjoker: this guy says that he goes to a catholic school, is in a gang, and is raped by the football team captain... and then another guy says he has sex with his sister, and another wants to have "mutual masturbation" with his sister
TheRealLyokar: for the first guy, i say bs
TheRealLyokar: for that second guy i say go for it

* @Cwis drives over ^Scarlet^
(@^kosh) hard to drive her over shes afk
(@Cwis) i have an afk car
(@^kosh) no u dont i stole it
(@Cwis) you cant steal a car if its afk
(@^kosh) i have special afk car stealing skills
(@Cwis) yeah but i have an anti afk steering lock
(@^kosh) hmm sneaky
(@^kosh) lucky i brought a scouser with me then
(@^kosh) :)
(@Cwis) i have an anti scouser immobiliser
(@^kosh) hes equiped with anti anti scouser devices
(@Cwis) that would backfire on himself

<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than duct tape

<Trump_Card> Pfft. Foam sword? I have a 4ft. WOODEN sword in my closet.
<cla> i have a pork sword
<cla> oh no wait
<cla> i'm a girl

<dizzyone> remember when you told me to buy some flowers for my mom
<dizzyone> i really did that
<dizzyone> and my mom is still shocked
<Davo`> good!
<dizzyone> :) yes, it was the best sex ever
<Davo`> christ

[+Davo`] here comes my brother...he went for lazer eye surgery today and come home with 2 patches over his eyes.
[+Davo`] brb. im gonna go poke them

[22:10] dogface: chilli con crane barms and stella mmmmmmmmm
[22:10] dogface: justy need somebody to sit on my face now
[22:10] dogface: pref female :)
[22:10] wooly: LOL

<@babyharpseal> we need a stupidity tax.
<@Blood_God> We have one.
<@Blood_God> It's called the lottery.

(JeremyBeadle) where do you live?
(Pi|Mu|Rho) Me? Preston. I'm waiting for your arrival.
(Pi|Mu|Rho) I'm amused by the fact that you're so fucking dim-witted that you have to ask your potential victim where they live.
(Pi|Mu|Rho) because you are SUCH a stupid cunt.
(JeremyBeadle) You'll regret telling me that
(Heartwork) He's going to go round EVERY HOUSE IN PRESTON
(Pi|Mu|Rho) haha
(Heartwork) til he finds you!
(Pi|Mu|Rho) yeah
(Pi|Mu|Rho) heard it all before
(Pi|Mu|Rho) "I'll choose my time"
(JeremyBeadle) prestons a small place, if i have to cut 1000 faces, i'll fucking do it
(Inertia|) CUT ME BIG BOY
(Marik) rofll!!!!
(JeremyBeadle) Marik you're starting to piss me off
(Marik) Don't hurt me :(
(JeremyBeadle) i suggest you sign off NOW
(Inertia|) lol
(Brocken`) omg
(JeremyBeadle) don't think I cant find out where you live
(JeremyBeadle) ive already found out Pi|Mu|Rho's address
(Brocken`) lol
(JeremyBeadle) and i can do the same to you
(Heartwork) Go on then JeremyBeadle, what is it?
(DJCarlos) lol
(JeremyBeadle) so back the fuck off
(JeremyBeadle) he told me, its preston
(Brocken`) Hi, where is " Pi|Mu|Rho, Preston." ?
(Heartwork) JeremyBeadle - Preston is a town, not an address.
(BlackIsle|W0rk) fuck me, some serious detective work there JeremyBeadle
(Marik) rofl
(JeremyBeadle) there cant be many people with that name in preston
(JeremyBeadle) ever heard of a phone book?
(Marik) ROFL!
(DJCarlos) lol
(Photon) which name, Pi or Rho?
(Heartwork) I doubt there's anyone in Preston called Pi Mu Rho.
(DJCarlos) fuck me
(DJCarlos) what a twat

(Marik) ANDY
(Marik) FUCK
(Marik) 01:12 i was just thinking about how i would rather like to be on top of you right now
(Jolene) ooh you lucky thing
(ReichSteadyCrew) um
(ReichSteadyCrew) thanks?
(Marik) help/
(ReichSteadyCrew) theres no way in hell you will ever get on top of me pal

<stevielis> im right bored
<ealtdharkon> Search for concrete porn
<stevielis> no
<ealtdharkon> it is actually out there
<stevielis> wow
<ealtdharkon> I know
<ealtdharkon> it's shit though
<stevielis> oh :(
<ealtdharkon> Don't get me wrong I mean...
<ealtdharkon> I like concrete... and I love porn.
<ealtdharkon> I also love my mum, and shagging.
<ealtdharkon> But two things you love...
<ealtdharkon> Don't always go well together.

<Pathon> Bull almost won ?11,000,000 on the lottery, he only needed 5 more numbers

** WhiteGold was kicked by WhiteGold (WhiteGold)

<D33> BBC2 NOW!1 - Weakest Link Transvestite Show..
<XiMuS> i mean whatever floats ya boat an all.....
<D33> this does....
<D33> exciting :D

<Hannibal> i stole a girls vibrator one time... we screwed around in her apartment, and when she fell asleep, i took it and put it in my car... and every once in a while i fire it up and watch it run across the dining room floor

<@velvet|p1mp> if i did everything i was told i’d at this very moment be sucking my dads cock while fisting my mother

<@genocide> God gave men a penis and a brain. It is a shame he didn’t give enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

<Heartwork> oh my god have you had that new fucking wee sheet breath freshening shit?
<D33> heh
<D33> spot the scottish gamer
<Heartwork> me and kaja?
<KajA-SiniS> lol
<Heartwork> its the word ’wee’ isnt it :p
<D33> "new fucking wee sheet breath freshening shit"
<Heartwork> lol
<D33> that stuff only comes from the mind of a scotsman

<@][nfern0> FFS
<@][nfern0> how come i move away from home
<@][nfern0> and i get to cook :/
<eo][heartwork> lol
<@][nfern0> Surely Nikki should do that ?
<@][nfern0> and I not a real man
<@][nfern0> as i have to cook :(
<Darksaber> why should she have to cook?
<@][nfern0> Because I sex0r her :/

<Amorrer> D33 u there m8
<Amorrer> do u know when Inferno is coming
<D33> due to the fact he’s living with his girlfriend of 9 months i’d say twice a night
<D33> but why ask such a personal question ?

<Intron> rahh i was right
<StarMonkey> no you werent
<Intron> gold Prices hit a 6 year high woot
<StarMonkey> you were right in saying ’gold is worth money’?
<StarMonkey> pld
<StarMonkey> how can i let you stay here when there are still unsolved mysteries in the world, GO, GO NOW
<Intron> No i was right saying Gold is a good investment a few weeks ago due to the current world state
<phantom> lol
<Intron> FAOD!
<StarMonkey> lol

<@Razz> Me and some friends where all getting ready to beat some people up (for some reason) and I couldn’t find my black gloves.. went upstairs to find them and there was like kids all over the house playing on a lan with cats sleeping everywhere.. The cats kept attacking me and I kept having to pick them up and give them back to the kids.... aaaaanyways, found my gloves - they were a bit chewed - and off we went..
<@Razz> then we were at this really old ruin
<@Razz> and I kept thinking that this huuuuuuuge sort of extra large table that we were under was going to collapse and fall on me
<@Razz> then a police car came along and arrested us for looking dodgy :{
<@Razz> That’s all I can remember :}

<@esr|Morbz> in UT u can specify the window size :/
<scoop`> fuck ut
<[dave]> ut sucks
<D33> but UT sucks
<AE_yaku> rofl
<AE_yaku> q3 sux
<AE_yaku> ut own
<D33> q3 and ut sux
<@esr|Morbz> q3 is pure, q3 osp / cpm isnt pure :P
<D33> pure
<D33> sucks so much
<D33> ;(
<@esr|Morbz> indeed
<AE_yaku> q3 just sux
<@melachizZzz> im downloading fifa 2003 atm
<D33> heh
<[dave]> fifa 0wns
<AE_yaku> ut ownz
<D33> an entire channel on Quakenet where people spend the wee hours of the morning saying "your game sux!" "NO, YOUR GAME SUX!" "I THINK NOT, YOUR GAME SUX"
<D33> I’ve found heaven
<Thurrabred> heaven sux

<Pi|Mu|Rho> I had 13 minors on my test
<Pi|Mu|Rho> but I got banned 9 days after it anyway
<D33> lol
<D33> for?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> crashing about 12 pints of stella while under the influence of a vauxhall nova.

<Pi|Mu|Rho> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Pi|Mu|Rho> ffs
<Pi|Mu|Rho> 2-year-old at the keyboard there
<babyharpseal> aw
<Pi|Mu|Rho> he's actually managed to kick phantom from a channel before now
<Pi|Mu|Rho> probably his greatest ever achievment
<SysAgent|w0rK> Very Creative

** Diplo|College is back after 4h12m: College - I r actually learning :p
nickchange [(Diplo|College) ?-? (Diplo)] |||
<D33> What did you learn, Diplo ?
<Diplo> lots
<D33> Let’s put your education brain to the test
<D33> A stranger approaches you in a park... he pulls out a crumpled white paper bag and offers you a sweet
<D33> ( this is multiple choice )
<D33> Do you
<D33> a) take the sweet
<D33> b) run away
<D33> c) offer sexual intercourse
<D33> ?
<Elgin> C
<Elgin> C
<Xeo|aweh> C!
<Diplo> C!!!!
<Elgin> IT’S C!!!!!!11onetwoseven
<D33> dear god ;(

<Enigma^> had to get out of my bath earlier
<Enigma^> to own a moth
<Enigma^> \o/
<phantom> lol
<Enigma^> was a great shot
<Enigma^> with the hanging end of a shower gel thingy
<phantom> hehe
<Enigma^> *thwack*
<Enigma^> eni 1 - 0 moth
<Enigma^> altho
<Enigma^> it wouldn’t flush
<Enigma^> eni 1 - 1 moth

<phantom> StarMonkey, where do you live? :E
<StarMonkey> essex
<phantom> oooo where abouts? :E
<StarMonkey> uh oh
<StarMonkey> lil village called mayland
<StarMonkey> near maldon
<StarMonkey> near chelmsford
<phantom> not that far away....
** phantom gets his StarMonkey hunting gear out
** StarMonkey engages radio silence and defcon 3
** phantom listens for the sound of computer running :E
** StarMonkey screams
<StarMonkey> i figure i’ve got 4 hours til its daylight and you’ll never venture out then
<phantom> damn it..

<drain333> i lose interest after daisy left
<drain333> that was a long time ago
<PunkerGuy> since i’ve begun weed, i’ve begun to lose inter.... oo, a cookie
*** SexyCookie has joined #goth
<PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore> yeah, that’s a bad ass song

<Guest1> I hope you do not abuse my credit card.
<amok1> i hope so to!
<amok1> all 56 of us
<Guest1> WHAT???
<amok1> -bots
<CorRuPt0r> whats the prob?
<Guest1> There is 56 people here?!
<amok1> indeed
<Del|Pat^> well call it 45 -bots
<amok1> well 55
<Guest1> I JUST GAVE MY CARD DETAILS TO 56
*** Guest1 was kicked by JoltBot (No capslock please)
<Del|Pat^> LMFAO
<amok1> lmao

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

in #4jedi..

[12:01] *** Joins: iT|cErB (~cerberus3@nwi-server.de)
[12:01] (iT|cErB): *^*#cerb’s.lusthaus-|-cs-movies und viel viel spass! :D-|-brauche noch unterst?tzung-|-AO 4 ALL*^*
[12:01] *** Parts: iT|cErB (~cerberus3@nwi-server.de)

then..

[12:05] *** Now talking in #cerb’s.lusthaus
[12:05] *** iT|cErB sets mode: +o Monkee`happy
[12:05] *** Monkee`happy sets mode: -o+b iT|cErB *!*cerberus3@nwi-server.de
[12:05] *** [#cerb’s.lusthaus] Banned- iT|cErB
[12:05] *** iT|cErB was kicked by Monkee`happy (DONT ADVERTISE IN #4jedi)

<@Hicks> my pc smells of poo
<@Chamferarma> like your mouth after some weird sex hohoho
<@Hicks> yes, your sister likes to shit in my mouth
<@Broon> dirty chamfer’s sister
<@Broon> that silenced chamfer :D
<@Hicks> prolly raging :D
<@Hicks> banging the walls shouting ’how’ and ’no’

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<KinG|Maccers> can u lot join #cyber-centre plz we want Q its our mission for the night plz join
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<t00mbs> hmm
** StarMonkey sorts it
<StarMonkey> op me
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<@StarMonkey> [00:46] *** [#4jedi] Inviting KinG|Maccers to channel...
<@StarMonkey> snik snik

<killermarc> What’s two feet high, ten feet wide and can’t fit through a door?
<killermarc> A baby with a javelin through it’s head.
<Selnix> ooookay
<Selnix> thats .... not at all funny ?
<D33> I have a joke
** D33 clears his throat
<D33> Brocken
<D33> AHAhAHahHAHAa
<Selnix> ROFL!
<Brocken> AHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO
<Easileigh> roff!
<Brocken> wait, FO YOU TART
<D33> :)
** Easileigh hands d33 irc joke of the year award
<Easileigh> brought a tear to my eye

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I’M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I’M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

<WhiteGold> ive only just got a 17 inch from years on a 15
<WhiteGold> dunno what my mobo will take

<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats

<phantom> so? you’ve been exposed to cancer causing UV light
<D33> You mean UV light causing cancer

<Waller> I have 1.6.10, but I can’t tell how stable it is because it crashes too much.

<weeeee> I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound.
<weeeee> What am I?
<stonez|rw> a twat.