(18:27:38) * D33 feels his uncooked chicken kicking in again and runs off to the toilet
(18:27:38) -> kick: (D33) was kicked by (yee) (flood)

<hAiNeSy> alcohol and calculus don’t mix
<hAiNeSy> don’t drink and derive

<{SCF}TJF> you’ll probably just laugh at this, but i touched one of the horse’s penis today and enjoyed it
<Brocken> ROFL
<Wavie> lol
<{SCF}TJF> bastards :/
* {SCF}TFJ has quit IRC (Quit)

<onions> then drank 2 cans of velvet :O
<phanny> velvet comes in cans :o
<onions> yeh :D
<onions> think i’m goin to have to retire
<onions> to bed :p
<onions> sleep off this velvet :D
<phanny> ooooer
<onions> its quite good really, like creamy beer with no bubbles :D

<@Corto> I had one funnier
<@Corto> a faulty network card which I had
<@Corto> connected to the ADSL modem
<@Corto> used to stop transferring unless I move the mouse
<@Corto> -i have to move the mouse contantly to get a good download speed
<@Trimbo> that could be handy for pr0n downloading :DDDD
* @Trimbo runs

[11:31pm] Methuselah (meth@modem-109.earendur.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined. ?9 people?
[11:31pm] L sets mode: +o Methuselah
[11:34pm] <@Methuselah> WHERE IS EVERYONE ?
[11:34pm] <@Methuselah> where have all the young men gone ?
[11:42pm] <@tylr> i need a hero
[11:42pm] <@tylr> i need a hero to unban me from the cs server
[11:42pm] <@tylr> he’s gotta have rcon, and he’s gotta know the command
[11:42pm] <@tylr> and he’s gotta be ready to unban me the next time i get banned
[11:42pm] <@tylr> or something
[11:52pm] <@Methuselah> I’m a lowsey hero

(Loop`): Confidence.(DVDScr).[DVL] ( get AMIP v2.29 plug-in at http://amip.tools-for.net )
(LooP`): Amature Brittany fuck, suck, facial (5m13) ( get AMIP v2.29 plug-in at http://amip.tools-for.net )
(+ShockS): LMFAO
(+SheepDip): nice Winamp script Loop`

(+i_WiLL) black bush is nice

<PhatSt3r> one night i was playing poker with tarot cards
<PhatSt3r> i got a full house and 4 people died
<PhatSt3r> :/

(Brocken) oh dear god my XP’s been installed for nearly 2 yrs :/
(Brocken) wondered why my computer was running slower than Pod- trying to get away from a gay man
(+Melly) ahaha
(Rizlib) omg
(Pod-) :(

(qui) add owner ][nfern0
<@yee> ][nfern0 is now a channel owner for #byjkadmins!
<Trimbo> :D
<][nfern0> kick qui ta n00b
(kick/#byjkadmins) ][nfern0 by yee (oof)
join | ][nfern0 | (__nfern0@it.was.my.brother.bygames.com) | 12:34pm |||
mode/#byjkadmins | (+v ][nfern0) | by | yee
<][nfern0> admin flag sux

<@Luggage> im damned if im leaving anyone who goes on my computer wondering why ugly russian mail order brides are in my history tbh :P

(D33) hmm
(D33) my nipples are leaking
(D33) which is quite disturbing.
<Evil_Timmy> ...
<Evil_Timmy> leaking...what?
<N0N1337H41> ugh
(D33) lliquid ;(
<troll> D33, sell it... you’ll make alot of money.. ;)
<Evil_Timmy> wait, nevermind. I have no desire to know.
<Dot9> D33, are you male or female?
<N0N1337H41> lactating isn’t a good thing when you’re male
(D33) Dot9 - Upstairs or downstairs ?
(D33) o.O
<troll> hahaha
<InnerTerror> SICk
<tet> haha

(@SheepDip): only ut2k4 wont be out for at least a month
(+Napsuh): you told me already
(+Napsuh): i might be stupid but not blond :P
(+Napsuh): blind :D
(@SheepDip): lol
(@SheepDip): pld

* rosseehee sets mode: +oooo Blakeh darK^soul Goste`work_ffs Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<rosseehee> :o
<rosseehee> lol
<ekiMbo> :o
<rosseehee> oh my
* ekiMbo sets mode: +o Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
* ekiMbo sets mode: -o+o Psycho|zzzzz Revelation
* CiCEgG sets mode: +o Psycho|zzzzz
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<ekiMbo> lol
<ekiMbo> :<
<ekiMbo> poor revveh
<Revelation> SIGH
<Revelation> what have i don
<Revelation> e
<Revelation> :(
<rosseehee> dunno
* Revelation is now known as rosseh
<rosseh> op me now
<rosseh> ;)
* Blakeh sets mode: +o rosseh
* rosseh is now known as Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<ekiMbo> lol
<Revelation> noo
<Revelation> so close
<rosseehee> lol
<rosseehee> plod
<Blakeh> you are not that sneaky
* Revelation is now known as RevAlation
<RevAlation> ;)
* Blakeh sets mode: +o RevAlation
<RevAlation> owned
* RevAlation is now known as Revalation

(5 minutes later)

* Revalation is back after 26m: avi
* Revalation is now known as Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<ertsfarmy> rofl rev
<ertsfarmy> pwned by nnscript
<Blakeh> hahahahahaha
<Revelation> i know

[19:54] <psych0-fuck> where i get Q???
[19:54] <psych0-fuck> quakenet?
[19:54] <@asyl> join #help and spam them till they give you one
[19:54] * psych0-fuck has quit IRC (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 1849638)))

<D33> Here’s my original idea for a mod : A dart gun loaded with darts that contain a generous portion of laxitive. There’s a base at each end of the map that contains a pole and a roll of toilet paper. Once you’ve been shot you have around 30 seconds to get to the pole before you cack your pants and die.
<Br0wnie> ingenious
** Pi|Mu|Rho steals D33’s idea
<xr4y> D33, lol
<D33> I think I’ll call it
<D33> hmm
<D33> dunno
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> CounterShite
<xr4y> "oh crap"
<D33> Half-Wipe
<D33> Unreal Toilet
<traesko> D33: Ok, the big question now is.. Would there be support for multitexturing in the poo?
<D33> i..
<D33> good thing about my mod
<D33> is that people can call it crap
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> is that it’ll never get made?
<Bad_Boy> ;)
<maybeHere> Day of Diarrhoea?
<D33> eww
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> Frontline Farts
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> FireArse
<traesko> D33: Imagine that a player dont reach the pool and TP.. Would the poo still be on the ground, so other players could see where he pooed.. Would other players be able to pick up someones poo and gain bonuses?
<D33> Opposing Ge-Force
<@Mace> flatulant selection
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> Blue Shit

(+WildWayz): u never know - some rich woman might see
(+WildWayz): and offer me ?60k for a shag
(+WildWayz): feck me - would bang Nutsy for ?60k
(Sysagent): and you can then wake up ???
(+WildWayz): and if u quote that, i’ll sue!
(Brocken): "I’d like to thank my friend Brocken for helping me through the hard times."
(FluffyKitten): I have an idea for a TV show... "How far would WildWayz go for ?60k"
(+WildWayz): far :P
(+WildWayz): i’d eat brocken’s poop for ?60k
(FluffyKitten): that’d make good TV... you should look into that

<qui> php sessions are gay
<Batz> rofl
<Batz> n1
<Batz> :E
<Batz> qui attends regualry etc
<Synbios> lol
<Batz> :EEEEE
<qui> browser sessions, noob

<Coddy> another thing thats crap about belgium is those shityy cafes
<bob|cba> it appears ur doing it then..
<Coddy> id like to burn a few of those bastards down
<bob|cba> my mp3s are already shared
<Coddy> ohh ya cant come in unless ya gonna get somet to eat
<Coddy> just fuck of ya belgium cunt0rs
<Coddy> bunch of healthy living tossers
<bob|cba> ya such a well rounded, cultured individual codd

<D33> What I personally find amusing is that this child will walk away from his computer after this, thinking, in his deluded and highly disturbed infant mind that he’s "won" some sort of argument. Sad fact is that for every line he types he only shows himself up further.
<VP^CS> if i thort it was an argument
<VP^CS> mayb
<VP^CS> but no
<GroovYF> thort?
<Mmw> thort ?
<GroovYF> wtf kinda word is that?
<GroovYF> learn to spell not tlak like you’re texting your friends
<GroovYF> *talk
(qui) irony++;

(21:06:05) -> nick: (Batz) is now known as (Batz|TurboTurd)

<+Marik> wtf is a SC?
<@Luggage> stupid
<@Luggage> cunt
<@Luggage> :E
<+Marik> darn thats what he’s benn calling mw
<@Luggage> i know :D

(Sierro) omg we’ve all be owned, marik has AUTO ops in some remote silly channel in the backwaters of irc!
(Marik) noooooo
([Elrond]) hehe
(Sierro) TAKEOVER!
(qui`) and i really wanted to idle in there too
([Elrond]) looks like everyone gets ops in there
([Elrond]) EXCEPT marik
(Marik) sdarn
Sierro sniggers
(Sierro) That was fun.
(Marik) never
(Marik) evillllllllll
(Sierro) I don’t think those in there like you Marik.
(Marik) kryton he’s my m8
(Sierro) Obviously.
(Marik) he didnt kik me
(Sierro) He did earlier.
(Sierro) He banned you, kicked you and called you a wanker.
(Marik) aye
(qui`) lol
(Marik) yes he didi
(Sierro) Then he gave ops to us all, I kicked you and he seemed happy.
(qui`) one of mariks closer friends i see
(Sierro) Indeed
(Marik) he’s ignoreing me now
(Sierro) Wonder why...
(Marik) fk sake
(Marik) i hope i get back in there im gonna ban them all
(Sierro) You big man you.
(qui`) wow, you obviously must have a huge penis
Marik wonders why Sierro is such a twat
(Sierro) Genetics.

(CombatColin) MARIK FUCK OFF YOU SOCIAL LEPER. Far be it for me to mock someone for their intelligence but your continuous insistence on GETTING ON PEOPLE’S FUCKING NERVES after countless hints is beyond reckoning. My spider sense is tingling, telling me that it’s technically impossible for someone to be so stereotypically juvenile, shallow, ignorant and thick all at the same time.
(CombatColin) were it not for you actually putting your REAL NAME in your MIRC settings I would consider you a wind up. now FUCK OFF and stop pming me you fucking CUNT BISCUIT.
(Dan-) LoLz m8 8]
(Dan-) Marik is just a tard :p
(CombatColin) ... but you’re ok really :)
(Dan-) FaZe > Marik
(aceman) Shush ManiC^ ... erm Dan-
(Dan-) o_O
(Dan-) ?
(Marik) thanks CombatColin
(Dan-) wtf

<@qui> right, providing they allow irc on laptops at the hospital tomorrow
<@qui> I’ll see you then
<@Rebirth> lol
<Marik> Ooo lol
<@qui> if not have a good one all and you’re all a bunch of cunts
<Marik> lol go away you peon
<@Rebirth> lol
<Marik> lol
<@Rebirth> marik > j00
<@Rebirth> :E
(kick/#redeemers) Marik by qui (had to be done - i > *)
join | Marik | (Danharris6@Danharris.users.quakenet.org) | 7:03pm |||
<@Rebirth> lmao
<Marik> darn happy birthday if i dont see ya
<@qui> later peeps, enjoy it :)
<Marik> and you
<Rebirth> ciao qui
<Marik> ciao?
<@Rebirth> means bye
<Marik> close it and open?

<onions> hi all :x
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hi onions, you scottish ginger cockmunch
<onions> lo pi, you grumpy greek faggot
<Pi|Mu|Rho> Don’t make me drive up there and hurt you, bitchface :)
<onions> you dont have the balls, im surprised you managed to reproduce twice :)
<phantom> lol
<Pi|Mu|Rho> at least I get the opportunity.
<onions> bah
<phantom> 0wned.
<onions> i give up

(@Intron) you can always tell when Cheerye is in a server
(@Intron) People start taking the piss out of the 12 year old boy on the voice comms :)

(22:46:58) (Jolene) www.big-jugs.com <--- marik you’ll like this
(22:47:20) (Marik) what is it?

<Marik> www.ratemycameltoe.com whats that?
<bliv`> You total fucklord cumstain :<...

<Marik`> i have 50 quotes on irox you cant put anymore on now ahahah

(+Kryton) i just found a mobile in my room :E
(@Batz) fuck
(@Batz) its mine
(+Kryton) lol
(@Batz) has shagging my bitch on your bed
(+Kryton) its a shitty nokia 3210 :/
(@Batz) soz dude
(@Batz) :E
(@Batz) yea
(@Batz) thats mine
(@Batz) :E
(+Kryton) lol
(+Kryton) :E
(@Batz) is it silver/
(+Kryton) that wasn’t ur bitch u was shaggin
(+Kryton) it was my bro :E
(@Batz) bloody wasn’t your bro
(+Kryton) lol nope dark grey :P
(@Batz) i made sure i put the paper bag on first :E
* @bliv` Now Playing: Eminem- Monkey see Monkey Do [03:40m/192Kbps/44KHz]
(+Kryton) fuckign was because he slept in my bed last night :E
(@Batz) o....
(+Kryton) rofl
(@Batz) he said i was good anyway :E
(+Kryton) lol
(+Kryton) hes 5
(+Kryton) :E
(@Batz) fuck that shit
(+Kryton) rofl

* Brain_Murders checks if mrs murders is asleep or faking it
<Luggage> heh
<Luggage> ....
<Brain_Murders> hey - your place or mine :D
<Luggage> thats her two possible states in bed with u is it
<Luggage> asleep
<Luggage> or faking it
<Luggage> ;E
<Brain_Murders> nah - she only fakes sleep
<[Longbow]> lol
<aceman> Put an aspirin on her tongue, if she says, "WTF is that for? I don’t have a headache..", then.......
* aceman gets coat
<Brain_Murders> she cant fake orgasm on account of my knob being so far in that she can suck on it at the same time,....
<Luggage> shes 2 inches tall?
<Brain_Murders> yup
<[Longbow]> lol
<Brain_Murders> married a pygmy

<ScapeGoat> This is a genuine psychological test.
<ScapeGoat> It is a story about a girl.
<ScapeGoat> While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she
<ScapeGoat> did not know.
<ScapeGoat> She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she
<ScapeGoat> believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never asked for
<ScapeGoat> his number and could not find him.
<ScapeGoat> A few days later the girl killed her own sister.
<ScapeGoat> Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
<@Trimbo> hmmm
<@Trimbo> the womans motive is to meet the man to get his number
<@Trimbo> she has no contact with him
<@Trimbo> but he attended her mothers funeral
<@Trimbo> assuming he is a family friend
<@Trimbo> perhaps she thought if she killed her sister she could meet him again lol
<ScapeGoat> omfg
<ScapeGoat> Answer:She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
<ScapeGoat> omg
<ScapeGoat> u weirdo
<@Trimbo> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/funeral.html
<ScapeGoat> u scare me now lol
<@Trimbo> :D
<ScapeGoat> :p
<@Trimbo> lolage
<ScapeGoat> lol
@Trimbo really laughs out loud
<ScapeGoat> :p
<@Trimbo> ScapeGoat <- pwned
<ScapeGoat> actually thought u was sum serial killer then

(Marik) for my 16th im gonna get all the girls in my class and invite them over
(Marik) set up a 20 seater table
(Marik) get each girl bent over each chair
(Marik) one pulsate each

<@flossie> You should have the +m flag on the channel (and be AUTHED) to use this command.
...... modechange(#trickery) (+m) by flossie
...... modechange(#trickery) (-m) by flossie
<onions> noob :)

* Pi|Mu|Rho gets camera
* Pi|Mu|Rho puts camera down trousers
* Pi|Mu|Rho sends picture
<sm|gone> did you zoom in?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> heh

<rnx`Jip> how do u paint wood? :/

[StarMonkey] phantom, #trickery so i dont have to idle in here any more!
[Pi|Mu|Rho] yes
[phantom] shant!
[Pi|Mu|Rho] if you will not be turned, then you will......
[Pi|Mu|Rho] ....DIE!
* Pi|Mu|Rho attempts force lightning
* Pi|Mu|Rho looks silly trying
* Pi|Mu|Rho stops
* phantom stares blankly at Pimpypoo
* StarMonkey watches
* Pi|Mu|Rho sits down all embarassed
* phantom does his ’happy dance’

<@bliv`> Dan
<@bliv`> !imdb The Thing
<@bliv`> Thing, The (1982) ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/ )
<@bliv`> Genre: Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
<@bliv`> Tagline: Man is The Warmest Place to Hide.
<@bliv`> Plot Outline: Scientists in the Antarctic are confronted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of the people that it kills.
<@bliv`> User Rating: 7.8/10 (12,272 votes) [**********]
<@Batz|Food> xD
<@Batz|Food> top film :D
<@bliv`> Purely elite
<@bliv`> :D
<@bliv`> Its a script btw :D
<@bliv`> And I got google 1 too :D
<@Batz|Food> lol :D
<@i-roxdotcom> oh god
<@bliv`> !google the thing 1982 wallpaper
<@i-roxdotcom> not fucking you as well
<@bliv`> (#1) THING ( http://softwaremart.biz/software/prods/-n=9030.htm )
...... webaddy .. from .. bliv`/#redeemers .. (http://softwaremart.biz/software/prods/-n=9030.htm) [F12 to goto page]
<@bliv`> ;D
<@bliv`> Love that shit :D
<@i-roxdotcom> !google bliv is a cock sucking twat for not using a browser to search google
<@bliv`> no results found!
<@Batz|Food> rofl
<@bliv`> xD+
<@Batz|Food> 0wned
<@Batz|Food> hard :D
<@i-roxdotcom> !google bliv is a cock sucking twat
<@bliv`> (#1) Sex Porn Pictures posing black sexy aniem naughty amtaeur shemale ... ( http://www.teen-pussy-pictures.org/sex-porn/posing-black.html )
...... webaddy .. from .. bliv`/#redeemers .. (http://www.teen-pussy-pictures.org/sex-porn/posing-black.html) [F12 to goto page]
<@bliv`> Fuck you shemale
<@Batz|Food> rofl
<@bliv`> Cockrod
<@i-roxdotcom> hah
<@i-roxdotcom> now thats owned
<@bliv`> I wanna click that :D
<@Batz|Food> rofl
<@i-roxdotcom> bliv is a shemale

(+Kryton) !google luggage is gay
(+Kryton) :E
(@bliv`) (#1) Holdem, Luggage, Nude Gay Chat, Rogaine -www2.jean-herve.com Fri ... ( http://www2.jean-herve.com/products.htm )

(+nibu) how do i change nicks on this again all
(@Midz) nibu
(@Midz) alt + f4
(@Midz) :D
(+nibu) ty
-> part: (nibu) (~gothic90@82-39-69-42.cable.ubr01.jarr.blueyonder.co.uk)

(Marik) whats the debug source code?
(theGreenBunny) you have an .ico in a wrong format
(Marik) right
(theGreenBunny) I think, with only that error message it's all I can say about it
(Marik) btw im not stuck a friend is
(Marik) but he says thanks
(theGreenBunny) ok, now punch him in the face for me
(theGreenBunny) twice.
(Marik) umm.. ok
(Heartwork) Marik then stab yourself in the face. twice.
(theGreenBunny) Marik vs. The Internet

eb1kenobi <gozzy> yes
eb1kenobi <gozzy> for javascript functions you need javascript functions (at least)

(@[Tomsk]) [18:46] <diplo> Right orf to see teh wife
(@[Tomsk]) [18:46] <diplo> have sex and then tv
(@Pvt_Needles) should be back soon then
(@Pvt_Needles) oh tv aswell bummer
(@Briggers) well if he recorded the sex on vid cam an d is watching that it shouldnt take long either
(@Pvt_Needles) aii only an extra minute or so
(@[NZ]Rubberducky) yea and thats to set up the cam
(@Briggers) if he edits out the foreplay it should only take seconds
(@Pvt_Needles) foreplay?
(@Briggers) getting undressed
(@Pvt_Needles) ahhh
(@[NZ]Rubberducky) lol

<Tese> lauz, speak english
<Tese> not ircish :/
<lauz> i do spekk english
<lauz> i am english
<lauz> is th only language i can speek [propally]

<Thargore> OMG! streets are filled with white stuff!!!!!!
<Thargore> antrax! terrorist attack!
<theGreenBunny> ...
<onions> eep
<onions> not snowing by any chance?
<theGreenBunny> I think Thargore is lost in his dreamworld of streets full of dolphin ejaculate

<Quad`> looks like im going to have to reformat, adware,spyware and virus's took over my computer
<Thargore> that sucks
<Quad`> i have to be more carefull when looking for kiddie porn

<Sprafa> So?
<Sprafa> Do u have a mod Maxi?
<MaxiKana> if by mod you mean large penis then yes
<Sprafa> lol

<MistaKill_> AHHHHH
<MistaKill_> THERES BLOOD ON MY PILLOW
<MistaKill_> IM BLEEDING FROM MY ASS
<MistaKill_> oh wait
<MistaKill_> no