(O_D|_SELAS_) Phew, I did a i-rox search for selas and it didnt find anything.
(O_D|_SELAS_) :)
(@synth|afk) search again! :O
! @synth|afk i-roxes

(@omega) windel, link goatse againa nd you can find yourself perm banned from everything(+Windelkron) I've become a scapegoatse

-[ Heartwork ]- all your base are belong to us?
-[ Sierro ]- no
-[ Marik ]- shouldn't it be belonging?
-[ Sierro ]- No, it shouldn't.
-[ Sierro ]- Are you the only internet user in the world that doesn't know about "All Your Base" Marik?
-[ Marik ]- no
-[ Marik ]- i do know it
-[ Marik ]- but it does not make sense
-[ Sierro ]- ...

[@Heartwork] Niall you still there, or are you vigorously masturbating over duck porn?

[D33]: munro is the only human being who has actually defied the laws of science and learnt how to speak from his rectum

[PvtRyan] mrBadger, you're seeing it wrong, you have to like steam, you have to whisper nice words to it, be nice to it, and it'll be nice to you too, really
[@mrBadger] heh
[OCybrManO] I talk dirty to it
[Deviant`] "yeah bitch gimme what i want or ill close your ports..."

* Heartwork sits in the corner and cries
* Longbow[GB] points at the dunse in the corner
-[ Sierro ]- dunce
-[ Heartwork ]- lol
-[ chippy ]- dance!
-[ Heartwork ]- the irony

<Temp`> does the legendary de_chicken CS map actually exist?
<Thar|gone> is that where you cross that road?

<Longbow|GB> Who makes good guitar cables?
<Marik> kettle?
<Sierro> no not kettle
<Marik> ok
<Marik> oo thats for PSU
<Sierro> You'll notice PSU and guitars are quite different.
<Marik> idd
<Longbow|GB> wtf Marik, WTF!
<Sierro> I don't recommend strumming a PSU.
<Marik> lo Longbow|GB
<ComradeB|SuSE> yep
<ComradeB|SuSE> :P
<Sierro> And just because they're called "power chords" doesn't mean you can run a computer with a guitar

(@Chris_D) I remember when coming on to IRC used to be simple.
(@Chris_D) I used to have 2 channels open.
(@Chris_D) Now I have 4 and a shit load of PMs :/
(@onions) now look at you, haxed'er than an aol user with 50 trojans and an open proxy

[Zimri] munro about ?
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] nope
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] far too early for him
[Zimri] heh ok
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] he's stil recovering from a night down at the docks.
[Deviant] i think i saw him last night
[Deviant] pink stockings high heels and short dress right ?
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] that's the one!
[Deviant] yeah, he looked too rough even for me

{@Drkwoman} I disagree with the peeing with a stiffy :D
{@Synbios} lol you wouldn't know
{@Drkwoman} you ever tryed swatting in a bush discretely, instead of just being able to wack it out :P
{@Drkwoman} I found out what nettles are 3 weeks ago!
{@Drkwoman} it was dark and thought to myself, oh that's a nice bush
{@Drkwoman} until to get the worse itch in my entire life after I was done

* `Quad` wishes he had some pussy
<BadHat> heh, im with ya quad
<BadHat> wanna play rock paper scissor? loser gets a sex change :)

::: Join: (Waswat)
[@Y]: Welcome Waswat
[@M]: Just Sit back
[@C]: And enjoy
[@A]: :)
[Waswat]: WTF?!
::: Part: (Waswat)

<SenorGarbanzo> hey amnizu
<SenorGarbanzo> whats an amnizu
<@Amnizu> google image it
<Rugier> heh
<SenorGarbanzo> lol ok
<@Amnizu> I switched names before I google image searched it
<@Amnizu> :<
<Rugier> that might not be a good idea if you're under the legal age for child incest
<@Amnizu> but oh well
<@Amnizu> ...
<@Amnizu> !Kb Rugier
*** Mode change "+b *!*@h-68-164-225-9.chcgilgm.dynamic.covad.net" for channel #svencoop by ChanServ

<Thargore> roses are black, violets are gray, im colorblind, you're gay

<@mab> evening
<@mab> is killing your flatmates ok if they dont shut up when you ask them at 4am?
<@mab> brb police

<Dizzy|afk> Quad is one of those guys that work at mcdonalds and prepare every burger with some lovin
<`Quad`> ;)
<`Quad`> thats me
<Dizzy|afk> luckily i never eat at mcdonalds :D

<Marik> i tell ya what tho
<Marik> fanny looks like the burger sooooooooooo much

<@Zerimski> I'd rather cook my testicles on a skewer and serve them to my friends and family than spend any amount of time in his company, because he's an arrogant, lying, pretentious wank stain on the bedsheet of humanity.

(`Quad`) http://diaperart.teenbabynet.org/images/megdiapcolor.jpg
(CrazyHarij) Quad wants some bannage I think
(CrazyHarij) Oh
(`Quad`) you cant ban for that
(`Quad`) =)
(CrazyHarij) I thought it was some diaper fetish stuff, sorreh :/
(EVIL9000) lol
(`Quad`) rofl
(CrazyHarij) You never know what hides behind diaperart and teenbabynet

[+tang0]: gamecat
[+tang0]: 1 on 1 now?
[@GameCat|2]: I'm at work
[+tang0]: k
[@GameCat|2]: or did u wanna cyber
[+tang0]: both
[+JetSet]: cyber and Q3? wont u need to do alot of binding there!

<magica> can i go have a shit before we start,,, i got anouth time?
<@BK`Anthr4x> should have magica
<@BK`Anthr4x> be quick youth
<Eunoch> if u hurry up and press quickly
<magica> kk i wont use tissue

<@Zerimski> well he's not grumpy any more
<@Zerimski> he's just dead
<@Chris_D> who, Munro?
<@Fenric> no, walter matthau

(@onions) on a side note - http://dickcream.com/history/0211/
(@onions) its actually helping my headache
(@Abom) You actually think I'm going to open a webpage with an address like that?
(@onions) going twice the speed of the pain throb

<Maxi_> :R
<Maxi_> :T
<Maxi_> :G
<Maxi_> :H
<Maxi_> :Y
<Maxi_> :M
<Maxi_> :C
<Maxi_> :A
<Maxi_> :p
<Maxi_> smiley alphabet!
<BadHat> hidden message - i am gay
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :Y
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :M
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :C
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :A

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

<D33> yo bling bling, just been out cruisin with mah hommie in his 1991 Celica 2L, ya'll. FO Shizzle mah Nizzle bi'atch.. young two step boy racers trying to get all badass but we ran them down and left them in a dust cloud, yo.
<D33> bling.
<D33> o.O
<Pod> stfu

* ENGLAND has quit Eurocup 2004 (Read error: Connection reset by Portugal)

<ProfLiebstrom> rooney visited a cheap whore :o
<Sierro> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/3588112.stm
<Kalias> "Ms McLoughlin reportedly discarded her ?25,000 engagement ring at the Formby Point Nature Reserve near the couple's luxury home." What a spoilt git... I'll bet people were out in droves looking for it :p
<Pi|Mu|Rho> they were
<Pi|Mu|Rho> they had to ban people
<FluffyKitten> indeed
<FluffyKitten> I'd guess it was eaten by a swan
<Pi|Mu|Rho> FluffyKitten: that's remarkably unlikely
<Pi|Mu|Rho> as it's more of a squirrel sanctuary.
<FluffyKitten> I don't care, it's my guess
<Pi|Mu|Rho> but maybe a swan swooped in and took it.
<FluffyKitten> perhaps it was eaten by a squirrel, which was in turn eaten by a swan
<Kalias> I'd think the squirrel would have to have been eaten by a fish first.
<Kalias> Swans generally don't go for squirrels.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> IT COULD HAPPEN!
<FluffyKitten> that's just plain unlikely, Kalias
<FluffyKitten> why would a fish eat a squirrel ?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hunger?
<Kalias> Big enough fish will eat anything, just need the squirrel to fall in a pond.
<SonicSamurai> " ... i think we need a bigger boat"
<FluffyKitten> if the squirrel has fallen into a pond, perhaps the swan will eat it
<Kalias> Then the swan can eat the fish... and in turn be blended by a jet engine.
<FluffyKitten> the ring would then damage the engine
<Kalias> The jet would then stall and crash into Wayne Rooney's house and the cycle begins again.

<D33> ..13:28.. <@Ferg> im 21 and my gf is 30 :p
<D33> Sex dolls last 3 decadeS ?
<BlackIsle|Work> lol
<Brocken> duno D33, did yours? :p
<D33> no, four days
<D33> then she got a puncture
<D33> and flew away
<D33> ;'(
<D33> I THOUGHT IT WAS GAS

<nntndgrl> wanna cyber?
<nntndgrl> what do you have on right now?
<ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?

(D33): I've been out of the mobile phone loops for three years now, observing moronic people having personal conversations on busses or trains right next to me so I can learn things about their life and watching people walk along a road without a single glimpse away from their mobile screen
(D33): However, I've decided I want to start texting StarMonkey that I'm taking a poo whilst in the bathroom again
(D33): so I went out and bought the Razr v3
(Miserygut): lol.
(Miserygut): D33 = walking advert of the mod-tro man

[00:49] <@stikky> christ, velvet and nyama pop round for a drink and it looks like someones thrown a hand grenade in here...
[00:50] <onions> they had a kid already? AND CALLED IT CHRIST?

<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG

<NotCricket> Apparently the girl who moved in next door just got out of prison. -_-
<NotCricket> ...and she's been coming over to use my phone.
<Roger> She wants you. Bad.
<Roger> Put your spoon in her escape route, wink wink

<@zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us

<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.

[Bullet-Proof Jesus] Help please. Well sometimes my ping goes up to 600 but when i look in another direction its gone and its about 60 than i look back and boom its 600 :o
[Duffs[UK2]*] Dont look in the direction that gives you 600 ping
[Duffs[UK2]*] Dr Duffs.... NEXT !!!

<w00t> AND SHE HAS BOOBIES!! (yay.)
<Marx1> hehe
<Marx1> that's the priority
<w00t> But that
<w00t> is an extra.
<w00t> Like air conditioning :P
<Marx1> a/c is like standard in the states
<Marx1> if you don't have it you have a pre 1975 car :P
<w00t> same here now :P
<w00t> so in other words,
<w00t> boobies are virtually standard,
<w00t> unless you ahve a recent model :p
<w00t> in which case they get fitted with time

<+Marik> and a pinner is?
<@stuie> a small dick
<+Marik> right..
<@stuie> so you
<@stuie> overall
<@stuie> are a small dick
<+Marik> Just think
<@stuie> ?
<+Marik> small dick = longer pleasure for women, large dick = short pleasure for women
<@Apples33d> pffffffft
<@Apples33d> lol
<@Apples33d> how wrong :P
<@stuie> LMAO!
<@bliv`> Lolol
<@bliv`> Marik is the best I swear
<@bliv`> xD

<Rogue> A few weeks ago my youngest came running out of the bedroom, using his underwear as a gun holdster, pulled out the gun, shot me with the little suction cup thing, then said "Gimme your money". Tell me that isn't a smart kid. It kills his victim before robbing them. Less of a struggle.
<frostyfx> wow you are a good father

<@qui> you know oxy, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thinking all retards can achieve the impossible :)

(@Jordz) i have realy fuck it up this this girl i like
(@Jordz) cos i was chating to her and she was like real nice and all
(@Jordz) so i took her to Mc D's
(@Jordz) and when i come back i shut the car door on her hand and broke it

<DarkJedi> i need sometihng new that doesnt suck
* Quits: live2sk8 (~live@pcp08647095pcs.towson01.md.comcast.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<poochie> well that rules out your MOM
<Presage> ROFL
<DarkJedi> ;(

(@Heartwork) lol Kryton
(@Heartwork) you remember i was telling you about that artist Dick Black who shows up on the computers system where I work as Black Dick? He's got an album called 'A Taste Of'. I nearly pissed myself laughing.
(Kryton) er
* @Heartwork gets caot
(@Heartwork) coat
(Kryton) u work as a black dick?

<@Bliink> jeez.. i'm suck a nerd :P
<@Bliink> lol
<@TDE246> lol
<@TDE246> you suck a nerd?
<@Bliink> shit!

<@ComradeBadger> why the fuck would anyone buy me nail scissors, nail clippers and EYEBROW TWEEZERS!
<@TDEmerry_x-mas> lol
<@ComradeBadger> stupid insane relatives
<@TDEmerry_x-mas> maybe hinting that you need to cut your nails and trim your eyebrows?
<@Bliink> hehe
<@ComradeBadger> :O
<@ComradeBadger> they barely see me
<@ComradeBadger> in fact i don't think i can remember seeing them
<@Bliink> well, not behind all that eyebrow hair you dont..

<Maggie> Rune
<Rune> ?
<Maggie> why are all men chauvinistic pigs?
<Rune> because we're better than you

<Razorhl2> oh shit, she has no head :s
<Razorhl2> and she is competing the Olypmics, amazing
<theGreenBunny> ...
<Razorhl2> and if that isn't the oddest thing you've read in irc, i don't know what is
<theGreenBunny> my sarcasm detector isn't clear on those two lines
<Thargore> oh, a sarcasm detector, REAL USEFULL
<Razorhl2> lol
<theGreenBunny> beep
<slinter> beep beep