addeman> after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl
<addeman> instead I ask for their BMI

Just so you know, this guy was in #clanbase.pes asking for a PES6 2v2 match so i pm'ed him.

<Korizin> whats your team name
<Korizin> still want 2v2?
<SPOTI> ok
<SPOTI> your clanname?
<SPOTI> your clanname?
<Korizin> whats your clan name
<SPOTI> your clanname?!!!!!!!!!
<Korizin> i asked you first
<Korizin> [20:46] <Korizin> whats your team name
<SPOTI> ok FUCK YOU PLEASE!?
<SPOTI> FUCKING FAY
<SPOTI> GAY
<SPOTI> ASSHOLE
<Korizin> hahahaha
<SPOTI> GET CANCER!!
<SPOTI> GET CANCER!!
<Korizin> you wont be getting my team name now you idiot :)
<Korizin> shame
<Korizin> would have enjoyed beating you
<SPOTI> FUCK U;)
<SPOTI> u would never beat us
<Korizin> course not
<SPOTI> we own faggots like u
<Korizin> yep ;)
<Korizin> isnt it past your bed time
<SPOTI> go catch some aids
<Korizin> you wont get many 2v2 games being a knob end
<SPOTI> fuck off and die of aids
<Korizin> ahahahahaha
<Korizin> your like 12 yeh?
<SPOTI> im 19 actually
<SPOTI> but i still wish you will get aids for christmas time
<Korizin> cant you pass me it before then?
<SPOTI> christmas is better
<SPOTI> so u will have a fucked up christmastime
<Korizin> do your parents bring you much in the childrens home?
<Korizin> or do they pretend they dont know you?
<Korizin> i would take the 2nd option.
<SPOTI> you dont even know them
<SPOTI> so go put ur finger in ur ass
<Korizin> nah, i'd enjoy that

[@Liberator] hard to get, as the software i need, has limits of 5mb transfer
[+Davo`] just fucking do it
[@Liberator] i'm going, i'm going.
[+Davo`] i'm coming
[@Liberator] it's coming in very sloowly
[+Davo`] slow and soft is the way forward
[+Davo`] until i start pounding that ass like sweetcorn
[@Liberator] rofl

<@Bandit0> oo
<@Bandit0> 2 new mails :D
<@Bandit0> I AM TEH POUPULER!
<@Bandit0> RiskyMail4Free Password Confirmation ??????? WTF?

** Cheesebury retries the cs server repeatedly so he can spank neal
<@velvet> im spanking myself atm

<phanny> i think i’m gonna fall into bed..
<phanny> partly coz i’m tired and mainly coz i’m slowly going blind ;(
<Intron|Away> i think im going to slump on the keyboard and drible for a bit
<onions> :o

<+GroovYF|afk> to the myg0ts, batman
--
<+GroovYF|afk> be nice to find this script tho for flooding servers, was sure i had it

*** JO has joined #bygames
<JO> HI
<JO> HOW IS EVERYONE
<Mysh> HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY
<Pi|Mu|Rho> HELLO
<JO> IM OK JUST GOT LAID
<Pi|Mu|Rho> your parents must be so proud.

<Bad-Co> i was lending qui my driving licence , so he can buy more booze
<D33> fs, now I have this image of Qui sitting in Bad-Co’s car, waddling his legs as they hang over the seat going "brrrmmm, brrrmmm"
<WildWayz> LOL

<phanny> bah... every day in every way i become more of a woman ;(

(+WildWayz) Forgive me father for I have sinned
(+WildWayz) it has been.... 1 year 4 months since i last had sex
(+WildWayz) I repent my sins
(+GroovYF) that not including the tango bottle then ?
(Drkwoman) use the powa of teh hand, it’s good for ya!
(+WildWayz) I did NOT have sexual relations with that Tango bottle, your honour
(Drkwoman) lies!!1!
(+WildWayz) if i close my eyes... having sex with a taco shell would be semi authentic
(+WildWayz) add some sour cream
(+WildWayz) and bob’s your uncle!
(Drkwoman) er
* +WildWayz is going to shhh now
(+GroovYF) :O
(Drkwoman) tacos shell are a wee bit narrow Wild
(Drkwoman) you that small?
(+GroovYF) says it all !!1
(+GroovYF) arf
(Drkwoman) >:P
(+GroovYF) i’d say summat about them snapping but that’s plain rude

<phanny> if onions tries to have naughty games with me he’ll have to follow the phanny shapped blur ;(

** Brain_Murders reaches for the kleenex in anticipation of a really serious session....

[00:55] <Zerimski> anyone in the know about cancelling subs in here?
[00:55] <phanny> depth charges.
[00:55] <Zerimski> and phanny, before you give a smartarse....too late
[00:55] <phanny> :E

<iCr`Lithium> Type /beep 999 for free porn
* onions sets mode: +b *!*rg-user2@Lith-.users.quakenet.org
*** [#halflife2] Banned- iCr`Lithium
* iCr`Lithium was kicked by onions (Type /quit to fuck off)

(+Shifty-) DOES ANYONE HAVE A SWEDISH SERVER I CAN BORROW ASAP? :)
(+T|2eK) racism
(+T|2eK) y not english eh... ur in a english channel... ;p

(@diah) i’d like to see u stick a razor up ur arse crack tbh
(@dam|food) u would?
(@diah) ye

<D33`> sm|gone - you ok m8 ?
<Pod> one of them said "i had akanoid on my pc" when talkinga bout the z ball
<sm|gone> yeah, a bit sore at the moment though
<Pod> what happened to sm|gone?!
<D33`> he got raped by a bunch of men.
<sm|gone> its a fun story
<D33`> i bet.
<Pod> really? like qui then?
<onions> that technically wasnt rape pod
<Pod> :o

* Quits : Ferg (ferg@ferg.ex) : [ Killed (*.quakenet.org (HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY USELESS BRIT)) ]

<Nade> dyah know the best thing about twenty four yearolds?
<Nade> there’s twenty of em
<Nade> \o/
<Nade> mmn
<M^tt> =O
* M^tt sighs

<ragnjj`blaster`> were do i download the latest steam fix?
<s7|k> is there a steam fix?
<s7|k> steams broken and the forums are down
<s7|k> seems like steam to me

@HERC is back after 4d17h27m: sleeping.... and dont follow me!!!

<traesko> One ping to raise them all,
<traesko> One ping to lag them,
<traesko> One ping to slow them down,
<traesko> And, in the packet loss, frag them.

[Sierro] omg what teh fcuk bollocs i pised

*** RoSWeLL quit (Mein Godin Himmel! Mein penis hat explodiert!)
<SteelGolem> o_O
<SteelGolem> i don’t know german, but i think i know what he said in that quit message!

<Charion> well... she she's a really kind person that i can talk to. she loves me alot... she has shown some spark of intelligence at times. and she looks great
<Dedalus-GREEK> mom?

(D33) Anyone know anything about genetic engineering ?
(D33) I’m on a quest to grow MrBadger some balls.

<oreth> i swear, Lifetime will make a tv movie about anything
<oreth> my mother is watching a made for tv movie about an ice skater who fell at the olympics.
<Trax> now there's a recipe for a shitty movie
<Rastlin> Nah, that can be a great movie
<Rastlin> if you just replace "ice skating" with naked volleyball
<Rastlin> and falling with lesbian sex
<Rastlin> then it'd be the best movie ever
<oreth> i have to agree.
* oreth edits the sentence
<oreth> my mother is watching a made for tv movie about a naked volleyball player who had lesbian sex at the olympics
<Rastlin> see, that's a fucking blockbuster right there I tell you

* Brando (~im_diabol@host81-130-130-36.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #RaG
* RaGBot sets mode: +v Brando
* Q sets mode: +o Brando
<@wooly-back> abuse Brando
<@RaGBot> Brando you suck !
<@wooly-back> whois Brando
<@RaGBot> I know Brando[Away]
<@RaGBot> Brando[Away] is RaG !
<@RaGBot> Brando has whatever you have but 1 version higher... and in blue
<@wooly-back> im not the only muppet with a packard bell?!!

<CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try imaging what really is outside the universe and stuff like that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and before that and before that
<BadHat> yeah, and where the fuck the remote's at

<+Pi|Mu|Rho> I guess that shallow grave was just too shallow
<ShallowGrave> sowhat?
<ShallowGrave> ?
<+Pi|Mu|Rho> not you.

<@Luggage> http://www.swainspack.co.uk/media/marikusefuckinggoogleyouignorantswine.jpg#
<+Marik^> link dont work

(Melly) www.flufflez.com/rahbaby.jpg
(Synbios) NICE.
(Synbios) her face reminds me of Jordan though :/
(Melly) it is jordan ya plum
(Melly) lmao

<BadHat> brb gotta say goodbye to family and loved ones
* BadHat tries to move from seat
* BadHat rolls 6, 2 [6+2 = 8 vs. chair DC 12] Fails
<BadHat> aww fuckit

<SimonP> I made my own bread last night
<SimonP> fuckin lovely it was too
<SimonP> so macca was right, i AM a master baker, i think thats what he said anyway
<NorthenSoul> I didnt 'kneed' to know that
<golan> You must be short of dough.
<yobojobo> i take these conversations with a pinch of salt
<blueQ> Well done mate. If I may offer a crumb of comfort.
<NorthenSoul> it didnt 'rise' to my expectations
<blueQ> Raise your glasses. A toast to Simon P
<NorthenSoul> We should lay on a spread
<Olden-McGroin> Well done, that's SOUPer.
<Olden-McGroin> I dont get it, what are we doing? :S
<NorthenSoul> were just grilling Si
<yobojobo> he made his first bread YEASTerday.
<NorthenSoul> Buttie was really good at it
<blueQ> Ahhh you're on a roll now aren't you NS?
<NorthenSoul> that was my naan reckons too
<yobojobo> yeah you're right. well done si. you must be your 'mothers pride' and joy
<blueQ> Cracker!
<Olden-McGroin> It's a PITTA that he didnt share it with us.
<NorthenSoul> Awww, germany just missed a sitter, the player put fairly medium slice on it
<blueQ> Obviously wanting a pizza the action
<NorthenSoul> has to earn his crust somehow mate
<blueQ> Well the manager said if he didn't perform tonight he was for the chop.
<NorthenSoul> was that the goalie?, butter fingers springs to mind
<Olden-McGroin> What are you two upto tonight? Im just LOAFing around.
<yobojobo> I think its safe to say that every possible bread related reply has been exhausted :|

+TAG|ExeC: mother fuckers
+TAG|ExeC: i just went to take a shit
+TAG|ExeC: so i went out the office
+TAG|ExeC: to the toilet
+TAG|ExeC: sat down
+TAG|ExeC: took a wicked dump
+TAG|ExeC: looked around
+TAG|ExeC: and no paper!
+TAG|ExeC: so
+TAG|ExeC: i pulled my trousers up
+TAG|ExeC: and hobbled
+TAG|ExeC: with my legs open
+TAG|ExeC: accross the office block
+TAG|ExeC: past this FIT secratary
+TAG|ExeC: who musta wondered wtf i was doing
+TAG|ExeC: to the other toilet
+TAG|ExeC: and there wasnt any in there
+TAG|ExeC: so i just went up 2 flights of stairs
+TAG|ExeC: to the remaining toilet
+TAG|ExeC: to whipe my arse
+TAG|ExeC: :|
+TAG|ExeC: fucking LONG
+TAG|ExeC: wipe :(

<Rachel> 15. Mycophobia is the fear of?
<Vaen> MY COCK
<Skylar> small things
<Vaen> fuck you

<Davo^> so there i was, checking out some porn. upon closer inspection, i noticed one particular picture had a tv, vcr player + videos in the background. one of the videos put me off the mood, i could distinctly see the face and cheesy, smug smile of alan patridge in the background
<Davo^> and all i could think about was his catchphrase, "ah haaaaaa!"
<Davo^> i laughed
<Davo^> and most men know how hard it is to fap when you're laughing
<Davo^> ... lo?

<Davo^> britney spears is arse
<Davo^> she isnt even fapping material
<Davo^> she's skank
<Pesmerga> I'd fuck her
<Davo^> i wouldnt even slap her with YOUR penis
<Pesmerga> Davo^: I wouldn't let you slap her with my penis
<Pesmerga> let alone have your hands on it
<Pesmerga> your AIDS infected hands
<Davo^> the thought of a guy holding your immense penis, while slapping it around a bit on Britneys chin makes you prematurely ejaculate from your penile erectile
* Pesmerga shudders

(bram_): If you want a cool story about WW2
(bram_): My grandfather got saved by a big thick piece of chocolate in his backpack
(bram_): It stopped a bomb shard that was going to hit his spine
(bram_): I'm not making this up
(bram_): Interesting "what if" proposition
(bram_): I wouldn't be here right now if he'd gotten killed
(bram_): So i actually owe a lot to chocolate

<Marik> how do you grill it?
<Marik> and i'll have one
<Sierro> put it under the grill
<Marik> microwave?

<Davo^> Did I ever tell you guys the story when I was on the train down to Liverpool?
<@CrazyHarij] no, please tell us
<Davo^> k
<Davo^> Well...
* @CrazyHarij is away
<Davo^> FU

[@Pi|Mu|Rho] do you miss bram, Davo?
[Davo`] negative
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] \o/
[Davo`] ... do you?
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] like a hole in the motherfucking head
[Pobz] you fuck your mother with your head?
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] no, yours.
[Pobz] I think i'd notice you fucking your mother with my head
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] I meant your mother.
[Pobz] ah, I see.

<@Thargore> after you use \o/ abundantly the 'lol' starts to look like a person who put his hands up
<@Thargore> "freeze mothafucka!" lol

<Pobz> ask a lass if she likes elephants, when she says yes then u pull ur pockets out and get ur cock out
<+Davo`> i tried that once, actually
<Pobz> what did she do
<+Davo`> she grounded me from the internet for 3 weeks
<Pobz> tell me, was this your mother?
<+Davo`> oh yes

<davi> that was a pm
<davi> and you told everyone
<davi> its on fucking websites now
<grooveholmes> lol
<grooveholmes> no it wasnt
<davi> dude it totally was
<davi> it was a pm
<davi> then you pasted it in the chat
<davi> then you pasted it on the fourm
<davi> then it got on some OWN3D thing
<grooveholmes> lol bullshit
<davi> where i was on the frontpage FOREVER
<war> lol
<war> i remember that
<davi> http://www.i-rox.com/quote/3664
<davi> YOU SON OF A BITCH
<sciboy> LMAO
<grooveholmes> lol
<grooveholmes> wtf
<_16bit> rofl

<Deviant`> my toe hurts :(
<ZoFreX> < not as much as mine, I promise you
<Deviant`> oh so its a toe hurting contest you want is it!
* Davo` sucks ZoFreX and Deviant` toes in some sort of crazy fetish
* Deviant` pulls out the chainsaw
<ZoFreX> :(
<Davo`> i take back my last sentence
<Davo`> was borderline gay
<ZoFreX> I think I've broken mine. again.
<ZoFreX> BORDERLINE?
<ZoFreX> THE LINE IS A DOT TO YOU

<+Axon> Crying at sensitive parts of movies is rational.
<+Axon> Crying because your meter ran out of change is irrational.
<@ZoFreX> you remind me of something I read on masturbating
<@ZoFreX> it's perfectly acceptable to masturbate when bored
<@ZoFreX> masturbating because you're angry is also ok
<+Axon> I'm glad I remind you of masturbation.
<@ZoFreX> if you find yourself masturbating while crying, seek help.
<+Axon> Well, I've heard of girls who start crying during sex.
<~everyone> that must suck
<@ToeCutter> yeah, read about one in the newspaper
<@ZoFreX> that would really freak me out
<@ZoFreX> altho in porn movies when girls are having orgasms half of them look and sound like they're crying
<+Axon> yeah, they do
<@ToeCutter> maybe theyre faking
<@ZoFreX> I was watching a movie where she was practically crying AND looked like one of my best mates
<@ZoFreX> talk about a head fuck
<@ZoFreX> I mean I still got there, but at what cost??

<+PeterFA> I'm naked.
<+zinx> whoever invented text-only communication
<+zinx> ruled

<DarkAngela> well, guys, i'm outta here for the night.
<DarkAngela> Later.
* DarkAngela waves
* Frymaster is now known as Fry|zzZZzZz
* DarkAngela is now known as DA|away
<Fry|zzZZzZz> nn all
* Fry|zzZZzZz particles