<Rahr> 1 stage from necrophilia
<Wabba> no better way to relax than to crack open a cold one

<Gravi-T> lol, I got that spam-PM in Q-net again
<Gravi-T> <vsjkxmva> http://******.**.** The best Of TeenSex and ASIA Porno , NEGRO MOVIES , watch Click This Site HERE NOW - your cock will thank you
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<Fizza> wow
<Fizza> it can speak now
<Fizza> :P
<Gravi-T> what?
<Gravi-T> me?
<Fizza> no
<Fizza> I meant your cock :P

<dnc> maybe Greaven will actually get to the end of one of my posts for once rather than posting saying "Its too long... make it shorter" and then waiting for a summary from me on irc
<Greaven> NO!
<dnc> Greaven, see when a man and a woman love each other very much, a stork comes to visit them with a baby
<Greaven> ?
<dnc> just explaining things simply for you
<Greaven> WTF are you refering to?
<dnc> SEX!

<Pod-> It may only be an inch, but it's a BIG inch

<Thaum> ahhhh wikipedia. is there anything you cant do.
<nocens> be correct

<OOC> Vernon says, "well i learned something"
<OOC> Vernon says, "if your clone is not born from your mother's womb, it's not incest"
<OOC> Vernon wipes sweat from brow
<OOC> Aelita says, "Fascinating."
<OOC> Aelita says, "So"
<OOC> Aelita says, "If I had a hot sister"
<OOC> Aelita says, "Which I don't"
<OOC> Aelita says, "But if I did"
<OOC> Aelita says, "And I paid to have her cloned"
<OOC> Aelita says, "I could bang the clone?"
<OOC> Vernon says, "yep"
<OOC> Aelita says, "Wow. Deep."
<OOC> Vernon says, "i fucking know."
<OOC> Aelita says, "How would I know it was the clone?"
<OOC> Vernon says, "clones tend to age faster"
<OOC> Aelita says, "Huh."
<OOC> Vernon says, "and degenerate faster as well"
<OOC> Vernon says, "strangely"
<OOC> Aelita says, "So eventually I'd be screwing a 40 year old"
<OOC> Aelita says, "Not so hot."
<OOC> Vernon says, "yeah."
<OOC> Vernon says, "so get it while it's hot"
<OOC> Vernon says, "then kill it"
<OOC> Aelita says, "Oh well, clone again."
<OOC> Vernon says, "it is an abomination against god"
<OOC> Aelita says, "hmm"
<OOC> Vernon says, "hit it and quit it"
<OOC> Aelita says, "I wonder"

<DharKon> http://www.i-rox.com/quote/1682
<DharKon> (@Kryton) 'everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten'
<DharKon> An interesting point raised.
<DharKon> An even more intriguing matter is, what happens every time you kill a kitten?

<@Jenkski> im naked, who wants to friggin touch me

<BandyIQ> i couldnt leave the cinema for an hour after coz i had a boner ;(

<Red7> its a free game isn’t it?
<Red7> apart from the paying part
<+Godin> well most things are free apart from the paying
<Cruiser> yes, free but you have to pay

<Hicks^> just stroked my cat, my maw was holding it earlier and it smells of her perfume, now my hand smells like my maw, put me off masturbation the night :(

<Iceman> I get my pistol skills from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt know you could buy rifles
<Iceman> I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<Molloy> Although it does seem rather stupid to put a virus/ trojan in a keygen for a firewall . . someone really didn’t think that through.

<Batmano> ave you notived, that half the quotes in that quote database, seem to be taken from conversations specifically designed to produce quotes to submit?
<Kill5> i LOVE the cock

<@ComradeBadger> I FEEL PRETTY
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> you don't look it, assface.

<Marik> btw everyone TLB-Corbulo was tell ing me to use a different name in the match tonite so that i get caught and banned by CB so i quit TLB

<|MaTT|> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.
<synth> lmao

buservt: I was trying to find a tape downstairs, and I have diarhea, and I had to shit really bad, and I saw a copy of austin powers, and there was a picture of fat bastard on it when he is trying to eat mini me, and I thought (in fat bastards voice) "stay in my butthole" and I laughed so hard I shit all over myself
buservt: another pair of shorts ruined

<cactus> I talked to some lady, that had such a hot voice, I wanted to push my wiener through the phone.

<Magarii> ok, so, whats wrong with giving candy to kids?

<HG[buuuuurnin]> you ppl never sleep?
<D33> never what?
<spawno> nope

<banditoe> starmonkey is Jenks aboot? oo...BUG ON THE SCREEN..diedieide

<@Diablo|Aweh> how did he get back on if he’s banned
<@D33> If he’s on a mates computer
<@D33> did he take his irc client with him ?
<@Diablo|Aweh> with the same ip !?

<MD87> a script backfired and made it ban itself, another script unbanned and rebanned a slightly more general hostmask, repeat, repeat, then it bans *!*@*, my script removes the ban & deops it, so it gets L to op it, deops me then kickbans itself :o

<MD87> you know how when you’re reading a line, and it moves up, and you carry on reading the next line half way through?
<MD87> well...
<MD87> [01:06:00] <Melly> im fucking blind
<MD87> [01:06:00] * onions prods phantom :E

(oxy) wifeownsyou-iux
<@Narly> rofl
<@Synbios> Menopause 2015
(oxy) for brains
<@Brain_Murders> wife owns me?
<@Brain_Murders> pfft
<@Brain_Murders> (yes - I did ask permission for that response)

<Quad5Ny> i want a quote about me
<Quad5Ny> wait, dont post that one

[Q-Rious_] well il be off irc from tomorrow
[Deviant^] ooh how come?
[Q-Rious_] turning 25, isen't that the max age for irc?
[Deviant^] dont be silly
[Q-Rious_] ^^
[Deviant^] theres lots of pedophiles on irc!

<@shiruken> hell, I bet your sister gets exploited less than IIS and ASP

[onions] like #trickery could get any more homosexual
[Panachronic] onions, you may not be, i am :E

<Waylander> Dear DaveG, i wrote a poem for you: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You broke T2 I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

<Intron> so im welsh nd ginger LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Bad-Co> erm...so you hide a ?600 digital camera in your tent, and secure it with a ?2.99 padlock... Bet my ?5.99 knife can steal your ?600 camera

<+Enigma^> HELLO EVERYBODY! I AM FROM HOLLAND! ISCHNT THAT WEIRD?

<@mmm> ezt, MD87|stuff is already dealing with umpy’s problem.

<phanny> managed to make a deal with my debt collectors earlier today \o/
<qui> oral?
<qui> or anal?

<MELLonED> wass Kerrang?
<TenofClubs> A music channel
<MELLonED> avent bin on it i only go on 8 mIRC channels

<D33> When I was about ten years old I soiled my pajamas then ran to my grandparents who were babysitting, with this wad of feces protruding out of my ass causing an unsightly bump in my jimjam trousers.
<D33> I feel nostalgic.
<D33> I want to do it again

NaMeLeSs2430: dude this one kid in science class ripped open this one girls shirt and saw her boobs
TheRealLyokar: ...
TheRealLyokar: what kind of fucking school do you go to
NaMeLeSs2430: 90% minority school

TheRealLyokar: i wish there was a google for inside my house.
TheRealLyokar: like
TheRealLyokar: i'm like, "where's my phone"
TheRealLyokar: and i type something in the wall
TheRealLyokar: and it's like "oh yeah your phone is buried in your dad's pr0n collection"
TheRealLyokar: and i'm like
TheRealLyokar: "fuckin' sweet!"

<Nsain> mol, i rate if we fused together... ok wed be one sick puppy. but we might nearly make quite a decent guy lol

* cAz wishes she didnt work with 25 other woman
<Moloch> pms ahoy !

<qui> I've turned into such a noob :(

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

(15:47:04) (DJCarlos) yay Marik is at the top of i-rox again
(15:47:14) (Blood_God) All is right in the world.
(15:48:55) (Marik) maRto` seems to be taking over the reigns tbh
(15:49:02) (qui) yep Marik
(15:49:05) (qui) believe it or not, he's more of a cunt than you
(15:49:19) (qui) (which is impressive)
(15:49:29) (Marik) HAd to happen sometime
(15:50:33) (@TheDarkOne) maRto is more disliked than marik too, we helped marik grow into what he is now, its just boring waiting for maRto to catch up
(15:51:23) (DJCarlos) so lol
(15:51:32) (DJCarlos) its true weve done it once
(15:51:34) (Blood_God) Repetition is never fun.
(15:51:37) (DJCarlos) cba again

< Pi|Mu|Rho> why oh why oh why does a google image search for "military uniform" bring up so many pictures that only nutsy would approve of?

<@Hicks> no cock can penetrate the steel stronghold known as my ass, silly child

<Yoshimo> I need a aimbot in real life
<Yoshmio> I piss all over the toilet seat

<mef2003> i am 20/f/uk if any hot guys wanna chat
<howlingrelic_0> hey mef i’ll have fun with you
<TropicalUkmale> and do you go with us older men?
<marrowman_1> hi babe
<marrowman_1> what u into?
<mef2003> Porn!
<marrowman_1> cool me too