<synth> I watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico today :D
<synth> most pointless movie ever
<synth> it's the same thing as a porn movie, except with violence... find really dumb excuses to start the "conflict"
<synth> instead of "I'm hot! fuck me!" it's like... "I'm hot! Let me kill your best friend and then you can kill me!"
<WillH> lol...
<WillH> porn movies are better though
<WillH> cause there's tits
<Spudman> booobies
<synth> "Whee! Let's have a big shootout in a church for no apparent reason!"

<@phlunnk> The only effect that videogames have had on my morals is deciding what weapon I would kill someone with if I did :)

Marik: all my spam mail is porn tbh who care about that, certainly not me

(@[MPD]Losty) tbh
(@[MPD]Losty) spilling stuff on groins normally happens to me
(@[MPD]Losty) :-/
(@[MPD]Losty) and no, not premature ejaculations btw

<Mr_Sands> do I what to get time of last file status change or time of last data modification?
<korno> shaun WTF DOES YOUR SENTANCE MEAN

(Hanley`a): anyone know if i can buy a camel from argos pm me

Marik> o yea qui has expanded the search engine to 500 now, new targte :p
<Marik> target*
<qui`> i dont think anyone is capable of replicating Marik's sheer scale of stupidity to get on i-rox
<qui`> ;x
<Marik> lol
<Stingey> you might wanna put that up

* Quits: funy (~funy@mrfuny69.users.quakenet.org) (Quit: "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f**king cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. "Hey Jackie, just thinking of John." " - Bill Hicks <> www.funys.net)
<Santiago> that's funy's only decent quit.
<Santiago> I think we should have a moment's silence in respect for it
* n6u2k0e bows head

<Dagan> still happy none of the stupid shit i've said has been quoted :)

<]FB[Morba> whore needed | ive got house/bed | time: all weekend | pm me

<[Elrond]> i once got talked into having sex with my ex during her period
<[Elrond]> imagine pulling your old boy out after a good session and finding it bloodstained and coated with small pieces of thrush tablet

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<Tim> mindy is rick
<ShootinStar> mindy's rick's fiance
<ShootinStar> not rick.
<Tim> wife
<ShootinStar> oh
<ShootinStar> yeah
<Tim> bitch
<Tim> =p
<ShootinStar> lol
<ShootinStar> wedding's already happened?
<ShootinStar> why don't i know about these things
<Tim> Cause your never fucking around
<ShootinStar> haha
<ShootinStar> i'm always fucking around
<ShootinStar> wait
<ShootinStar> that has double meanings

_Deviant: i just sent my msg too michael moore
_Deviant: only took me 40 mins too write
CitrusC: Did you mention my greeting?
_Deviant: nah i didnt want too sound retarded
_Deviant: i wanted to come across as intelegent and as someone who understands the ideas that he put across

<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though
<detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me
<revc> that's because you were dead
<detro> yea
<detro> i guess
<detro> next time i die i wanna be sober

<@qui> sigh :(
<@qui> my mother just asked me to rewind a dvd for her :(

<kgarp> does anyone know if fonts are visible in small sizes?
<?Desperado`> you gonna tattoo your wang?

(Oddslob) drinking milk from the bottle is kinda like anal sex
(Oddslob) it's messy and unhygeinic
(Oddslob) but it feels so good

<Ghostwind> any css news?
<Dalamari> Yes
<Dalamari> It sucks
<Zargos> thats old news

(@monkee) A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation..

wildcanary55: go away
xzet27: why?
wildcanary55: I'm working
xzet27: this is ur boyfriend
wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother!
xzet27: o
xzet27: sry

<Dalamarii> !google masturbation
<SpYd3r> do an image search
<SpYd3r> easier to understnad

Marik: I havea problem
Marik: SOme girl
Marik: online on msn on the web-cam
ophiuchus: ???
Marik: Said if you take off your top i'll take mine off!
ophiuchus: again???
Marik: waht fdo i do?
ophiuchus: do you want her to take her top off?
Marik: Same girl
Marik: YES!
ophiuchus: then do it damnit

<LadyAerowen> I'm allowed to have my own opinion, burra :P
<burrahobbit> i dont know where you got that idea from but it is wrong

<BlackIsle> u know the fit lass who works behind the counter?
<Heartwork`> she's probably jewish, so i probably do.
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<Heartwork`> my current bird is jewish
<BlackIsle> ma flat m8 is seeing her atm ;)
<Wilco-> well thats an interesting 2 lines to join at

<wfs|Pringles[r]> i just bought HL2 of my mate, but its saying i cant use it online because of cd-key duplicate :x , how do i fix this so i can register it on my account ? thanks in advance for any help ^^

<lifeless> not that i need it cause i've got STATIC ips :D
<fruitbat> heh
* fruitbat shrugs
<fruitbat> just means lifeless is an easier to track target
<lifeless> lol
<lifeless> sure
<lifeless> go try it :P
<fruitbat> just tell some big irc chaneels that his ip is a server for porn
<fruitbat> BOOM
<lifeless> lol
<fruitbat> your internet connection explodes
<fruitbat> as a million rabid geeks hit it
<fruitbat> :D

<dan> this one dude made a raytraced monopoly board, and it looked just like a photo!
<GreenPenInc> url?
<dan> i forget =[
<GreenPenInc> ok I'll find it
<GreenPenInc> ...heh
<GreenPenInc> i'm googling for monopoly and all I get is people bitching about microsoft :D

<FluffyKitten> I don't drink, so getting drunk is out... yet dispite that fact my sister bought me a bottle of wine
<PZYCOMAN> Drunk people are fun. Theyr suprisingly easy to tie to lampposts and put upside down in rubbish bins
<chippy|> hmm, dont drink, dont smoke, what doyoudo?
<chippy|> have lots of sex
<FluffyKitten> I don't do that either... bar the obvious reason of "lack of victims", there's babies and sex germs out there... scary.

[+coldplasma] anyone who uses IRC, bar me, is not attractive
[+coldplasma] im so attractive, i sometimes fancy myself
[@neoflame] that would make you homosexual, coldplasma
[@neoflame] are you a homosexual?
[+coldplasma] wanking is having sex with yourself, but youre not homo, are you neoflame?
[@neoflame] lol

(@outpost) what if they took all the fudgesickles in the world and formed a new continent with them
(@outpost) It could be called Fugeatopia
(@Spudlet) I would say " didnt see that coming "
(@Hazar-) :D
(@Spudlet) then poop on the ground
(@Spudlet) no one would know

<inx|Konijn> i heard about a new feature in mirc where you can watch hidden porn videos! forgot how to do it, i did it once but it fucked my irc up.. anyone know how to do it??
<m0rb> inx|Konijn: type this //quit $chr(73) $chr(116) $+ $chr(97) $+ $chr(107) $+ $chr(101) $chr(105) $+ $chr(116) $chr(117) $+ $chr(112) $chr(116) $+ $chr(104) $+ $chr(101) $chr(97) $+ $chr(115) $+ $chr(115)
*** Quits: inx|Konijn (I take it up the ass)
<inx|steve> ROFL

[+coldplasma] if sufficient matter was added to a strange star, it would collapse into a black hole
[+Sab0o] heh
[+coldplasma] awesome
[+Sab0o] idd
[+coldplasma] i want one for my birthday
[+Sab0o] rofl
[+coldplasma] Fisher Price 'Strange Star'
[+coldplasma] See the unnatural side of the universe in your own house
[+Sab0o] invent it
[+coldplasma] i can't believe nobody has marketted it yet
[+coldplasma] i mean
[+coldplasma] it's not like theyre gonna die or anything
[+Sab0o] from a black hole? nah lol

<Thargore> it was pretty harsh how that guy mutated his own daughter into a doglike creature
<Pobz> whats wrong with dogs
<Pobz> dogs pwn

<+MrGravity> farting + fucking = dumped

||| part | velvet | (p@nts) |
(D33) o.O
<Melly> my god
(D33) ||| part | velvet | (p@nts) |
<Melly> velvet ran out
(D33) velvet parted wif his pants
** Melly renews the toilet roll
(D33) wise
(D33) wise like grasshopper
<Melly> sting like wasp
||| join | velvet | (p@nts) |
<Melly> see
<Melly> renew the shit wipe and he reappears!
(D33) fucking just burst out laughing ;(
<Blood_God> heh
<Melly> haha
<tinx> :)

<Naesala> I'm about a second away from putting cheez on ignore, who's with me :p
<KingCheez> I didn't make up the whote, Emo- ...-Emoesala
<Andrew_AXA> XD
<KingCheez> And if people wanna ignore me, they'll do it on their own.
<KingCheez> You don't need to have a big circle of angry kids ignoring me.
<KingCheez> And writing bad poetry and cutting their arms and crying.
<KingCheez> So next time you say "I'm gonna put (name) on ignore who's with me" it's like saying "I'm gonna go dive into a ravine full of toxic waste, who's with me"
<KingCheez> Just do it, we don't care.

<mape> Does anyone know why HL is running really choppy when in windowed mode but if I go fullscreen with same settings I get 70+ fps?
<ZoFreX> I know it's not a solution but why run windows?
<ZoFreX> *ed
<Davo`> <ZoFreX> I know it's not a solution but why run windows? < better

[@comradeSeif] i hate these movie piracy ads that are pushed onto dvds these days
[+Davo`] if you downloaded the movies, you wouldnt need to watch them

(slinter) 2 people were offside yet he didnt whistle
(Dalamari) Holy shit slinter, it was a goal ffs
(slinter) that FUCK
(slinter) NO YOU FUCK
(Dalamari) Uh oh
(slinter) offside you tard
(Dalamari) last time a German got this angry 6 million people went missing
(@DJCarlos) lol
(+Davo`) brilliant

15:47:16 < [Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked
15:47:22 < [Lawnhorn]> got a knock on my door
15:47:29 < [Lawnhorn]> and two of my flatmates were there
15:47:47 < [Lawnhorn]> holding, on a plate, the pie I put in the oven at 12:40pm
15:48:41 < [Lawnhorn]> it could now be described as "ethnic"

* [jpf]00 whips his man-beans out
[Deviant] id whip mine out but im sat here naked
[Deviant] its a bad idea really, my chair is leather and two words can tell you the problem with that
[Deviant] Ass Juice

(19:08:01) (Marik) Boner? what the hell is a boner

<Unkk> only 50min untill my old porn folder is on my new comp <3
<FC|Mist> what you want old porn for
<@Snooken> Porn is for wankers.

<@Alera> Want to know what makes an RTS decent?
<@Slai-> replayability and multiplayer, Alera
<@Alera> Asians.
<@Alera> Asians make RTS's good.

<@Vilu> what other kinda jewpowers do you got?
<@Vilu> jewjitsu?
<masterplan`jp> yeah, black belt in that
<masterplan`jp> I have the gold star of david in jewjitsu

<CaptainTrips> ooh, sounds like someone just crashed outside
<CaptainTrips> better them than me
<Sierro> best give them a reboot

Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues.
Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on earth is his creation)
Seppukakke: You know what happened around the time between the New Testament and the Old Testament?
Seppukakke: He got laid.

jimbobaggies: ninety five fucking million!! get in there
Brocken: counting your crabs? :p
Melly: notches on his bed
amok|: you won euro millions jimbo?
Melly: u think hed be on here if he did?
amok|: probably
Melly: he wudda kicked his pc so hard going FUCK U IM BYING A ALIENWARE
the_funkmaster: why?
@Ventral: because he wants to buy Alienware with his millions?
Melly: i wud just to see what they like
DJCarlos: just one?
Brocken: it'd raise a few eyebrows if jimbobaggies had won the euromillions - seeing as it isn
Brocken: 't eing drawn til tonight :p
Sierro: um
Sierro: try again
Pi|Mu|Rho: I think Brocken is confused
Sierro: as usual
Sierro: tell you what Brocken, buy a ticket for "tonight's" draw, I recommend you choose 17, 28, 30, 38, 44
Sierro: though you'd probably share the winnings with everyone else, seeing as those numbers are plastered over the news

(@CaptainWes): I'm a proud pastafarian
(@TLC): pasta ? lmao
(@TLC): CaptainWes, i'm proud to be goulasharian
* TLC gigglefits
(@CaptainWes): shit tlc you are in the uk, you could be a real jedi
(@sc_cutie): haha TLC
(@TLC): :D
(@TLC): CaptainWes, you should see my light sabre, it glows in the dark and buzzes
(@CaptainWes): does it smell like good salmon with a squeeze of citrus
(Vincent0ne-): yummy
(Vincent0ne-): had that on sunday
(@TLC): oh yes ;)
(@CaptainWes): im not sure what is funnier - the picture in my head of vincent not getting that or your answer
(@TLC): roflmao