<Tidy-Tidy-BW> OMFG I CAN SEE MY FLOOR
<Meppy> \o/
<Meppy> wow
<pumb`pancakes> \o/
<Meppy> you lost weight?
<Meppy> :p

<MZhukov> who here knows lots, i mean lots about bouncers
<D33> They’re big
<D33> fat
<D33> bald
<D33> and thick
<StarMonkey> can i see some id please sir
<MZhukov> HAHAHA ARORLDFLDORLDLDLDLDLDLRORORLRLFLF so funny
** D33 passes StarMonkey a copy of Doom
<D33> ID? get it?
<StarMonkey> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA/qiut
<andy> lol
<D33> ID Software?
<D33> aahahah
<D33> ahem

[(invite)#findgaypartners] by Neddage [ Hit F3 to Join ]
<D33> DAMNIT NEDDAGE
<D33> I did NOT join that channel

<[-will-]> sucks
<[-will-]> I still have 1500K to traverse back to the nearest point of civilization
<[-will-]> thats 1.5 hours :(
<Alex490> ROFL
<Alex490> why did you go out so far?
<[-will-]> well
<[-will-]> I was crusing
<[-will-]> then I buggered off to school
<[-will-]> and forogt about freelancer
<[-will-]> I got about four hours out :/
<Mozza`> LOL
<[-will-]> ah shush :\
<[-will-]> aint funny :(
<[-will-]> I spent most of today trying to get back

(theGreenBunny) you do realize everytime you set +m, your chances of ever winning the Coolest Op polls decrease by at least 15%

<Brocken> fs this is stupid, the Americans have killed more British troops than the Iraqis

<AeroBob> Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal sex..."
<Pixie|3554Y> They’re both given by grandad? :O
<AeroBob> And, of course, both are best served hard.

<+StarMonkey> velvet ate my pink sword a few times :D

<Stanley> What’s the nature of your sleeping problem?
<Bartlet> I can’t sleep.
<Stanley> What happens when you try to sleep?
<Bartlet> I stay awake.

[Brocken_]: I’m a lass :(
[Brocken_]: I have boobs and everything ;(
[Brocken_]: with tastles
: BlindSite jiggles Brockens man melons around

<imnotscull> does packard bell still ave a webby?
<imnotscull> cuz i cant find it
<imnotscull> :(
<@Dw2k> urgh
<@Dw2k> hope they burn in hell
<imnotscull> i need drivers 4 meh scanner:(
<imnotscull> win2k 1s
<WhiteGold> scully you heard of search engines:E
<imnotscull> or XP
(qui|afk) Um?
(qui|afk) www.packardbell.com
(qui|afk) ?
<imnotscull> ive tried every search engine known to man!
<imnotscull> including wimen :P
<imnotscull> eh
<imnotscull> that wasnt ere bowt 4months ago
<imnotscull> wtf

<Cat_Deeley> everyone go home so i can play with my joystick

<@WhiteGold> i true newbie

(@OmeGa`) "if u smell poo, dont force it, just quit"
(@Luggage) thats what dutch parents say to their kids when they giving their kids the talk tho :P

[+[RobRoy]]: In Liverpool:
[+[RobRoy]]: It is illegal for a female to be topless in public unless she is a clerk in a tropical fish shop.
[+Drkwoman]: why would you want be be topless in a fish shop anyway
[+Melly]: rofl
[+Drkwoman]: actually I won’t even got there :E
[+WhiteGold]: lol
: +Melly fluffles Drkwoman

<D33> and with that, jesus got two slices of bread, pulled the crusts off, made the remainder into dough and said "these are my balls, suck them."

{@babyharpseal} having to deal with user feedback issues atm
{@babyharpseal} can't believe some of the "faults" that people have found :/
{@alex-home} e.g.? :s
{@babyharpseal} "how do I edit my links"
{@babyharpseal} a: Click Links, then Edit
{@babyharpseal} that kinda thing
{@alex-home} So theres no like... FAULT FAULT broken error type thingies?
{@babyharpseal} no, what I call "User Error" ;)
{@babyharpseal} or as I like to say PEBBAK
{@babyharpseal} Problem Exists Between Brain And Keyboard ;)

(00:53:13) (revuGhappY) LaCtoSE
(00:53:16) (revuGhappY) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(00:53:21) (revuGhappY) MY CHINESE BOY
(00:53:40) (+{G}ABU5E) ?
(00:53:43) (Kryton) lol
(00:54:19) (+LaCtoSE) who the fuck are you ?
(00:54:30) (Kryton) lol

(22:33:29) (tonto) can you tell me were i download msn messangor
(22:33:45) (pT^StRiDeR) www.goatse.cx ?
(22:33:52) (tonto) thanks mate
(22:34:31) (tonto) ?
(22:34:39) (tonto) were is mns masager?

<DellyGirl> i’m a devout catholic
<phanneh> excellent, we’ll get on like a cross on fire...
<phanneh> house!
<phanneh> i ment house..

{Klynt} oh Ellis another I was going to ask you....... I’ve installed hl from your cd but it doesn’t seem to have installed cs?

(mD|2ams) fs, we got some lil kids on teamspeak :/
(astro|) soz, i will log off
(astro|) ;P

<@D33> I want to become a cop :/
<@D33> open access database full of information on everyone in the country
** phantom hax0rs and removes his details ;(
<@D33> that and helping people.. of course.
<@phantom> hehe, of course
<@D33> of course.
<@phantom> yes.
<@D33> indeed.
<@phantom> i believe you.
<@D33> ahem.
<@phantom> totally.
** D33 whistles
** phantom glances about

(asssssassssin) Welcome KoS.
(KoS_) erm hi
(asssssassssin) Yes... Hi.
(KoS_) u got a lisp or something?
(Quad5Ny) rofl

! BadBoy3 bought the new bible
(BadBoy3) the 1337 speak one
(Pinapoke) does Jesus get laid?
(@synth) LOL
(BadBoy3) its like amazing leet sweet

@5am phantom is bored and decided to scare starmonkey so he send ’im the txt:
"Why dont you give me your sweet kisses any more? ;("
later....
[09:47] <sm|gone> phantom!
[09:48] <sm|gone> bastard
[10:02] * phantom mounts sm|gone :E
[10:02] <sm|gone> you woke my gf up!
[10:03] <phantom> lol
[10:03] <phantom> i truely r teh win \o/
[10:03] <sm|gone> ;(
[10:03] * phantom slowly dies laffin
[10:03] <sm|gone> lol

<Spudman> my brother’s girlfriend is a bitch
<BadBoy3> my cousin’s sister’s baby’s daddy’s uncle’s brother’s lawyer’s sister’s dog’s father’s owner’s mom is a bitch too. but you havent herd that from me ;)

<+Marik`> ill be on after my stupid ugly sis has come

<WillH> wtf, quad don’t put me on quote sites

<c-pu> i have adsl
<Charley> we know, stop gloating
<Charley> in fact, adsl is nothing to be proud of :p
<c-pu> ah come on
<c-pu> dont spoil a mans happiness
<Charley> go download some happiness then

(@babyharpseal) I sat in a dev architecture meeting for two hours yesterday listening to shite like that
(Pod) and you wrote it all down?
(Pod) hoping to confuse people with it? :(
(@babyharpseal) no I was looking out the window in all honesty
(@babyharpseal) great view from the 11th floor
(@babyharpseal) only think that broke the monotomy was some jackass jumping from the Toys R Us carpark
(Razz) Did he bounce?
(@babyharpseal) idiot jumped from the 2nd floor instead of the 4th and survived. loser.

<@Batz> :D
<@Batz> birds just txting me :)
<@qui> blow up dolls can text now?
(oxy) lol

(@CooK1E) keyboard and jissm dont mix ;(
(@CooK1E) NOT THAT IM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
(@CooK1E) :(
? @CooK1E finds door and uses it

(+Draco) AQUARIUS: (Jan 20 to Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are
(+Draco) inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you
(+Draco) are careless and impractical, causing you to repeat the same mistakes.
(+Draco) Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

<Intron|Away> hey dont dis chimps they are flexible and have nice soft hands
<Intron|Away> also have a good long reach
<Jolene> :(
<syK|val> :o
<Jolene> :O
<syK|val> long range hand job?
<syK|val> :o what are the advantages of a long reach in sex :O
<Brocken> they can reach all the way round D33 and stick their finger in his bum :(
<syK|val> rolf
<Jolene> eww
<Jolene> harris
<syK|val> DhahDAH
<D33> dude
<Brocken> why did I say that ;(
<syK|val> you can do that with a normal reach O.o

<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f***er"

(Thing`e`|sleep) I LICK MY FATHER’S PENIS AND THEN SELL MY TONGUE SCRAPINGS ON EBAY
:::: Kick : Thing`e`|sleep was kicked from #halflife2 by MZhukov : [ Caps abuse - 100% ]

<Grunt>: Marik` I tell you what, I’m gonna submit everything that’s been said to bash.org - Cos it’s Christmas and cos I’m nice :D
<Jolene>: :O
<Intron|Away>: hmm this room has fallen totaly off the intresting list
<Marik`>: WHAT IS BASH.ORG?
<Pod->: foad
<Sierro>: WHY NOT GO THERE!!!
<Grunt>: duhhhhh
<ObLiViOn25>: Its when you wank Marik`
<Luggage>: idd sierro
<ObLiViOn25>: Bashing
<ObLiViOn25>: .org
<Batz>: lol
<ObLiViOn25>: ?
<Luggage>: ;/
<ObLiViOn25>: :E
<SnowballSteelo>: USE UR BROWSER TO FIND OUT :))))
<Grunt>: lol ObLiViOn25
<Intron|Away>: Marik` press the key on the keyboard that says CAPS LOCK its on the left hand side under the tab and above shift pls
<ObLiViOn25>: :P
<Luggage>: :/
<Marik`>: SHUT UP
<Grunt>: *handbags*
<Sierro>: then press the button marked "POWER" on the front of your daddy’s pc.
<Jolene>: sHUT uP!!!!111
<Pod->: NO
<Luggage>: i got a button that says "cock lock"
<Intron|Away>: ermm well no i dont think i will
<Batz>: marik, if i were you, i’d shut up
<Bandit>: keep digging Marik`
<Batz>: i live round the corner from ya
<Marik`>: FUCK YOU SIERRO MY DAD IS DEAD FFS YOU TOSSER
<Kalias>: Oh noes!
<Sierro>: OMFG HAX
<Intron|Away>: omg you can see that school is definatly over
<ObLiViOn25>: Rofl Marik` you say a different thing each week
<Pod->: Marik`
<Batz>: idd
<Batz>: i thought that
<TheDarkOne>: thank god I’m only around 2nite
<ObLiViOn25>: Your mum was dead last month
<Luggage>: <19:43> <+Marik`> hehe the old my dads dead again
<Luggage>: <19:43> <+Marik`> hehe the old my dads dead again
<Sierro>: my dog’s dead
<Pod->: :D
<Marik`>: WOWOWOOW THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTRIL
<Marik`>: CONTROL*
<Marik`>: LETS DROP IT HERE NOW
<Pod->: Marik` get the fuck out please
<Intron|Away>: omg sierro thats bad lol>
<Luggage>: nice sierro
<Pod->: your ruining the atmosphere in here
<Sierro>: hehe
<Intron|Away>: Pod-- saying that people will stay
<SnowballSteelo>: thats sick but amusing :<
<Pod->: ill just /ignore him

<Marik> i like larger
<Luggage> marik
<Luggage> if u like it
<Luggage> why cant u spell it ffs
<Luggage> ;/

(travis) ill setup my ftp for over night
(Melly) :o
(Melly) but santa might turn my pc off!

<@qui> later peeps, enjoy it :)
<Marik> and you
<Rebirth> ciao qui
<Marik> ciao?
<@Rebirth> means bye
<@Rebirth> its very posh lol
<Marik> close it and open?
<Marik> so what does close it and open mean?
<@Rebirth> nothing
<@Rebirth> u jus made it up

(WildWayz) My gfs daughter bought me and my gf tickets to Erotica in Manchester :D
(sm|gone) :o
(WildWayz) much nudity on the cards
(WildWayz) and leather
(WildWayz) and bondage
(WildWayz) oops.... people know my dark side now
(WildWayz) LUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE YOU LUUUUUUUUUUUKE
(WildWayz) *I AM YOUR FATHER*
(sm|gone) what is "Erotica" all about
(WildWayz) urm - Erotica, perhaps?

<fLumP> Look i know you have my cfg just dont tell anyone about it for me please dude

<FluffyKitten> pfftt... if I was meant to be stabbed in the arm I’d have a slot there
<Pi|Mu|Rho> does that mean that you’re meant to be poked in the arse?

<DJCarlos> "yeke yeke!"
<need-bandwidth> bukkake
<need-bandwidth> anyone for qw?
* need-bandwidth kicks oxy|fs
<Pi|Mu|Rho> do people still play that?
<MD87> Evidently so
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it could mean "quick wank"
<Synbios-> heh
<need-bandwidth> yes!
<need-bandwidth> um to <Pi|Mu|Rho> do people still play that?

<Sierro> fuck off qui
<Marik^> fight fight fight
<Sierro> you can cock off too dan
<Marik^> ok
<Marik^> grrrr you want some?
<Sierro> Don’t even try.
<Marik^> why not?
<Sierro> You’re like an angry puppy.
** Marik^ is searching for Sierro + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 603 Hits!
<Sierro> Wails and gnashes but no real power.
<Marik^> i have the power
<Marik^> I’m opped in (0/4) channels on (1) network. I have the power over (0/294) users.
<Marik^> o shite no i dont :(

<Dogma> I work in Somerfield and work on the tills sometimes. Whenever someone comes through on a phone yapping away and not saying anything to me, i just deem it as rude. Then squash their bread :E

<Thargore> Quad`, seen the nazi donald duck toon?
<Quad`> yea, that was just fucking wrong
<Thargore> wasnt it?
<Quad`> ill never view donald the same way again
<Thargore> but funnily wrong :p
<Quad`> i mean wtf, did they thing it would make it ok if in the end they made it only a dream
<Thargore> yup
<Thargore> now hes just a talking duck with no pants and dreams of being a nazi
<Quad`> sigh
<Quad`> well at least i still have daffy duck
<Thargore> i crushed your childhood donald duck memories, didnt i?
<Thargore> oh wait
<Thargore> i have a nazi daffy duck toon
<Quad`> thats not funny
<Thargore> it is, cause it's true :P
<Thargore> sending :D
<Quad`> :'(
<Thargore> im destroying every memory of innocence you had :P
<Thargore> ... i just wish i taped the raping of your cat :(
<[Matt]> cfat rape is a taboo subject here... no cat rape talk

<@onions[zZz]> anal is win

(@Spudman) my keyboard is hairy