<@velvet> ban ook i r teh win <@velvet> i r teh not authed

[18:38] <phanny> OMG!!! THE ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING!!! RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
[18:38] <GH|asyl> nah nah id rather stay tbh
[18:39] <phanny> well... fine.
[18:39] <phanny> :|
[18:39] <sm|gone> :o
[18:39] * GH|asyl has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[18:40] <Steelo> ahhh
[18:40] <phanny> ha! the robots got ’im!
[18:40] <phanny> i warned ’im!! I WARNED ’IM AND YOU DOUBTED ME!!!

[18:47] * asyl has joined #bygames
[18:48] <phanny> asyl, i warned you about the robots ;(
[18:48] * asyl is now known as GH|asyl
[18:49] <GH|asyl> ;[

(Melly) does mmw blow goats?
(+Mmw) YUMMY

<@Elgin_Roko> phantom hates me
<@onions> he does? :o
<@Elgin_Roko> yus, he won’t give me anal ;/
<@onions> ah
<@onions> yeh, he hates you

<+ShockS> it was a big lump of turd
<@Bad-Co> LOL
<+ShockS> stuck on my ass hairs :E
<Dieter_Stahler> lol
<+Tomsk> omg I see i-rox again

<Marik> travelling to cornwall to see the aroura

(@pyro`bunneh) !op
(@[Pu]chriss3r) no
(@[Pu]chriss3r) no !op
(Kryton) !me
(@pyro`bunneh) yes
(Kryton) :E
(@ObLiViOn25) :\
(@[Pu]chriss3r) u have ops
(@pyro`lock) i ahve the op
(@pyro`bunneh) oh
(@pyro`bunneh) idd
(Kryton) rofl

{fooleh} i was screwed this morn
{Klynt} really?
{Klynt} by who?
{DrPerLine} me and one of my mates

<Brocken> my mum just saw a penis enlargement spam email I got while i Was checking my email... she started talking to me about willehs ;(
<Brocken> she said "apparantly they’re all the same size when they’re erect"
<FluffyKitten> not really your day when it comes to talking to your mum, is it ?
<Brocken> I said, bollocks mum, name one other person with a 1" willy
<Brocken> 10"

[+dirky]: any news on you and your ex wench oxy?:x
[@oxy]: nah
[@oxy]: not spoken to her
[+dirky]: o
[@oxy]: got another one coming back from uni on friday :E
[+dirky]: ooer you tart :p
[@oxy]: see if i can give her a prod :P
[+dirky]: gl
[@oxy]: gonna need it :P
* @oxy finds some kevlar boxers
[+dirky]: rofl

(+minsk|Chaos) Type /msg humph hello email@address.com - Making sure that your name does not contain brackets like [ ] or { }
(+minsk|Chaos) how?
(+minsk|Chaos) do i do that?

(+spikos) nubji ?
(+spikos) wtf is tht
(@mD|ealing) o dear
(+spikos) sounds like a paki name tbh
(@mD|ealing) i am a paki
(+spikos) k
(+spikos) (retracts last statement)

<@[DL]Fred> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/34420.html
<@Morba> i belong to you
<D33> lmao, now when the mafia want to kill someone they’ll alert them first with a threatening multicoloured, flashing, animated gif popup.
<D33> Brings a whole new meaning to the term "hitbox"
<@[DL]Fred> a gif of a horses head

[22:41] <synth> <BadBoy3> Synth owns me. I have a 2 inch cock and enjoy fucking parpar in my spare time
[22:42] <BadBoy3> rofl
[22:42] <BadBoy3> parpar cant handle THIS!.
[22:42] <BadBoy3> ;x
[22:42] <synth> 2 inches is too much for him to handle?
[22:43] <Quad5Ny> i fuck myself in the ass with bannans
[22:43] <BadBoy3> <synth>so anyways, i was shopping with my sister, and she let me smell her panties while she was in the dressing room changing!!! i swear i was in heaven.
22:43] <synth> dude..
[22:43] <BadBoy3> lol ok im done ;)
[22:43] * BadBoy3 was kicked by synth (12<7812>)

<@Sid`> can someone please go in the fridge and get me a beer pls
<+Mook> can someone please go to Sid`s house nick his beer and fridge and bring it to my house?
<@Sid`> and pass me a bottle on your way out

(@babyharpseal) don’t think astin is very young, he was in the goonies in the 80s
(|Matt|) i know.... he’s about 30
(|Matt|) doesnt matter for the film though
(@babyharpseal) good to see his mum supporting him tho ;)
(Nutsy) you talking about sam in return of the king?
(Sysagent) You fancy him Nutsy ?
(Nutsy) fuck me hes 32 years old
(Nutsy) i thought he was younger :D
(Sysagent) Do you want to do him up the _ _ _ _ ?
(Nutsy) he had to put on waight to play sam :D
(Nutsy) na not really :D
(onions-birthday) nose?
(Nutsy) hmnm
(Nutsy) naisle rape :p
(|Matt|) right size for u
(|Matt|) ;)
(onions-birthday) heh
(Nutsy) git

<Melly> golden shower
<@stikky> so smooth

(D33): Ok
(D33): This calls for some concern.
(D33): If you do one of those really full, proud, bellowing farts which cause your butt cheeks to violently sway in the windy aftermath
(D33): then around ten seconds later feel a trickle near your asshole
(D33): Is it a sign to worry ?
(D33): I think I’ve followed through :(
(MD87): Try going to the loo instead of talking about it
(D33): I don’t want to know ;(
(D33): If I just ignore it it’ll go away

<+Marik`> so tbh on that web-site i had my phone number and all that that was bads idea?

(in PM)

<Marik> whats an electorol roll?
<SyngleBells> has the details of who people are and where they live
<Marik> ????????????????
<Marik> o even me
<Marik> ?
<Marik> must be thanks plz make sure he dont beat me up
<Marik> plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Merry Christmas Marik! :D)

<Quad`> ..
<Quad`> ...
<Quad`> ....
<Quad`> .....
<Quad`> ......
<Quad`> .......
<Quad`> ........
<Quad`> .......
<Quad`> ......
<Quad`> .....
<Quad`> ....
<Quad`> ...
<Quad`> ..
<maybeHere> die

(@]CpU[Hellfire) some new quotes of you on i rox marik ;/
(+Marik) there best not be
(+Marik) arggg

<@babyharpseal> when I was on me sun course, the tutor let slip about suns plans
<@onions> to explode in a few million years, wiping out the human race?
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> that was phantom-esque.
<@onions> i know, sorry :)
<@babyharpseal> actually billions. But that was kinda funny so Ill let you off.

-[ PFTB|BlackBall ]- 29. 1992 - what line of children’s books celebrated its 50th anniversary?
-[ c4-X-Fact0r- ]- lol
-[ Panth0r ]- winey the poo
-[ c4-X-Fact0r- ]- pengiun
-[ Panth0r ]- :P
-[ PFTB|BlackBall ]- Here’s a hint: lit
-[ |69ER|Heartwork ]- little shite
-[ PFTB|BlackBall ]- |69ER|Heartwork got the answer: little. In: 14.093 secs. Streak: 1. Current wins 61!

[DOA]Kharn: i love men
[DOA]Kharn: ignore brother hes a cock

[Pldn] What is the command for double click???

([Elrond]) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_855914.html << don’t look if squeamish
(Longbow[GB]) eew
(StarMonkey) i watched a programme about gender reassignment last night, im not squeamish :D

(later)
(StarMonkey) holy fuck!

-@Iconoclast- Arran
-ShadowWraith- ye?
-@Iconoclast- if things do go well.. I could always like.. get some cash out of teh bank and go "Shopping" and then find out how fuckin borin’ it is and wonder why the fuck girls love it so much..
-ShadowWraith- then?
-@Iconoclast- then stop it cos its wank and boring
-@Iconoclast- have more fun looking up a skirt of a plastic model in a shop window
-ShadowWraith- ...
-@Ghozer- ROFLMAO!
-@Iconoclast- Ghozer found it funny ^^
-ShadowWraith- maybe he can relate :o
-@Iconoclast- ROFL
-@Iconoclast- Haha owned

<^Freak]|JeDi|[> i own with bumming
<invidious]|JeDi> lol
<^Freak]|JeDi|[> especially cheese pies
<invidious]|JeDi> lol wtf

<Marik> yes i know you turd
<Marik> im not stuppid

[@Darwino]: maybe bill is your secret nemesis
[@ian]: he was certainly acting like it in my dream
[@Darwino]: how do you kno he was acting like your SECRET nemesis?

<Alpha_Omega> How do I change the channel?
<Grunt> Alpha_Omega, type /quit
...... signoff .. Alpha_Omega .. (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5) ..

[ophiuchus|away] mmm just played with oxy. he jumps about too much >:|
[@morbz] lol
[ophiuchus|away] when i say played i ment a computer game
[ophiuchus|away] none of that dirty suff

[+Melly] Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

(@[enFrir]) http://www.alpha-q.net/jle/9/junk/lima/2-FASHION_VICTORIAS_SECRET_NYR154_edit.jpg
(@NeenaNurka) wonder what her secret is :D
(@NeenaNurka) "im really a man under these pink panties"
(@BlackPope|lapT) hides it well

<Majestic_XII> oh crap... i think i emailed a hentai pic to someone i know by misstake...

[@Heartwork] dont take it seriously
[@Heartwork] after all, marik said it.

<Synbios> tbh I forgot all about it :/ plenty has happened recently
<Synbios> I still owe you a pint though :p
<TheDarkOne> heh
<Reece> u owe me 2
<Reece> :/
<Melly> u owe me some anal

* TheDarkOne is away: whoopin' drkwoman's ass (again)
-> nick: (TheDarkOne) is now known as (thedarkone)
(Drkwoman) fs
* Drkwoman points to 'Property of BlindSite' tattoo on her ass
(Drkwoman) :P
(thedarkone) its big enough for everybody to have a chunk ;)
(Drkwoman) !!
(Ventral) lol
(Drkwoman) you biatch!
(thedarkone) :E

<@Swank> whats the square rot of my cock ?
<@Swank> root !
<@Q-Target> the square rot...hmmm
<@Swank> hehe
<@Q-Target> sounds ominous - see a GP
<@Swank> fo we'll not go into that...
<@wooly-back> lol
<@Swank> between me and the clap clinic :p
<@Q-Target> the square root of your cock is a variable between x and y where x is the flacid length and y is the circumference of the bellend during lob-on
<@Swank> i want to live in amsterdam..

(+Jesta|Admin) anyone wanna good giggle
(@Bull37) u gonna show us ur cock?

<Kalias> It also crashes if I ask certain questions... shoddiness :|
<Heartwork> askjeeves always crashed when I asked where babies come from

(Ruddles): I've found out why im single. Its cos I delete all this spam email about "if you delete this you will be single forever" like Hids just sent out.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I thought it was because you were an ugly, smelly dwarf with all the social skills of a dead hyena.
(Ruddles): apart from that

<+cockeh> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression :/

Marik: im not actully stupid i just act like a twat on irc

* FluffyKitten jigs about, possibly having solved the mystery of the non-changing models
<FluffyKitten> JOY !
<FluffyKitten> no-one's awake... but still there is joy !
<Quad`> im awake
<Quad`> do i count?
<FluffyKitten> share my joy !
<Quad`> JOY!
<FluffyKitten> \o/
<Quad`> you know everybody alawys does \o/
<Quad`> but what the fuck is it?
<FluffyKitten> that took *so* *fucking* *long*
<FluffyKitten> tis a head, with raised arms either side
<FluffyKitten> like... oh noes ! \o/ ?o/
<Quad`> omg
<Quad`> i see it!
<FluffyKitten> celebrate by raising your arms above your head !
<Quad`> \o/

<cybersh33p> that is certain, indisputably my canus domesticus
<DiSTuRbEdofX1> This is what Saerek looks for: trailer trash mullet loving girls.
<Saerek> oh yeah? you wananspeak in ebonics? I'm gonna kickizzle your azizzle fo rizzle.

-[ ProfLiebstrom ]- i think ive lost one of my bollocks

(+Wolvish) Fresh, you're such a fucktard.
(+Wolvish) Like, seriously.
(+Wolvish) You're like the epitome of fucktardosity.
(+Wolvish) If there was a mountain called Mount Fucktard, you would be on top of it.

(MoRtiZ) Deviant said he had a penis
(_Deviant) its funny but you all automatically thaught i was a guy
(_Deviant) now thats got u thinkin
(MoRtiZ) yes, but we all know you're a guy
(@[Matt]) your on IRC
(@[Matt]) on a saturday night
(@[Matt]) = male
(MoRtiZ) lol yea
(Temp) lol
(@Abomi) = nerd male
(@[Matt]) (19:10:02) (@Abomi) = nerd male
* @[Matt] loads i-rox