<Kiz> can i get voice because im a girl?
<traesko> Kiz: why would you get voice just cause your a girl? Do you know what century it is?

(Adonis-) does ne1 even take notice of me? :(
(Togra) no, we can't see your text
(Adonis-) really? How do I make it so u can see it Togra?
(+Dalamari) type /nick Banme
:::: Nick: Adonis- : [ Banme ]
(Banme) can u see me now!?
(+Dalamari) Nope
(Banme) doh
(Banme) how come?
(@Spudalicious) My god banme
(@Spudalicious) How can they respond to your text if they cant see it
(@Spudalicious) Ofcourse they can see it, they are responding to it

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

(@Bard``) what did one computer say to the other
(@Bard``) 10011011001110101101101001111110001111
(@tom`) why am i laughing?
(@Bard``) Lol
(+Brawn) heh

<affa> Joe?
<Joe> yeah
<affa> Why are you downloading films of people taking a dump that I downloaded from you?

<hat> Dalamari; ever seen a 11" cock?
<hat> i don't think so
<Dalamari> hat: yeah, sticking out from my torso into your ass
<Thargore> lol
<Dalamari> pelvis even
<shenk> LOL
<Thargore> hahaha
<shenk> Dalamari nice mate
<Thargore> see a doctor, Dalamari

<Murray> Well, lesson for you, buddy: Don't copy/paste shit from iliterates
<Master`BB> from what?
<Murray> ...never mind

<Xen0m0rph> doom 3 isn't a good resource manager, is it ?
<+viper> no, doom 3 is a game

<Ghost> wot I still dont get about hl2 is they can open a portal to another universe but they can't make a flashlight that lasts more then 5 mins

fruitbat | http://www.i-rox.com/quote/1993
|Ryan| | lol that realy long 1 is gd
fruitbat | yeah
|Ryan| | wat a complete idiot
|Ryan| | they dont deserve a comp
fruitbat | yip
fruitbat | hey ryan can you check to see if you have all the rights in this channel?
fruitbat | run this : /server rights
* |Ryan| has quit ()
fruitbat | hahahhahahahhahahahahahaha
* fruitbat is cruel

(@Sens|around) my hair will grow longer soon.. ;P
-> nick: (Sens|around) is now known as (Sens|UT)
(@skip) hmm
(@skip) you have short hair?
(@Euph) she doesnt have any? :|
(@Crouton) bald?
(@skip) shaved?
(@Crouton) waxed?
(@skip) peeled out one by one with bear hands?
(@Crouton) imac'd?
(@skip) penisslapped?
(@Crouton) blow tourched?
(@skip) chainsawed?
(@Crouton) garden scissored?
(@Messa) sandpapered?
(@Crouton) angle grinded?
(@skip) used as mousemat?
(@Sens|UT) no, long hair

<FluffyKitten> thanks to whoever edited my quote about kids sleeping in their parents beds in the Sims and put it on i-rox... I now have some probable wannabe vigilante PMing me asking me what I meant by it.

<`Pesmerga> o-m-g
<`Pesmerga> that was so close
<`Pesmerga> I was doing something not so agreeable
<`Pesmerga> and then decided to pull my pants back up because i heard something
<`Pesmerga> and then right when i was all covered up
<`Pesmerga> parents walk in
<`Pesmerga> hi mom...

<poppy> so bubbles what u up 2?
<bubbles> soz
<bubbles> im slow
<bubbles> only got left hand
<bubbles> to type with
<bubbles> brb
<poppy> ...

(Trying to prove that 'Jin' from Samurai Champloo wasn't gay.)
MercReno077: Fuu wasn't ready for what she felt when her eyes first spotted Jin walking across the bridge. He was wearing a kimono just like the one he had on when they had met. Today his hair that was different. Jin didn't have his hair pulled back in a typical samurai style. Instead, it hung down past his shoulders. Fuu was taken aback by his appearance. The sight of him almost took her breath away. There were so many different emotions running through her at that moment. Happiness, relief, anxiety, and|but no she couldn't be feeling desire. Surely she was happy to see him. Jin had always been a just a friend, nothing more. Fuu tried to ignore the feeling and greeted him.

Kronogenic: Jin, spotting the wet spot on the crotch of Fuu's kimono, calmly explained that the back of his hand was part of an old Indian tribe named 'Slapahoe.'

[23:12] <Sierro> ha
[23:12] <Sierro> thought my telly was broken then, strange noises were coming from it
[23:12] <Sierro> turned out it was just Ciara's new song

[phuong]: zim: smoking harms ur baby
[somdomy]: how does smoking hurt your laptop?

<Brocken> I can make a deadly weapon out of a gun, some bullets, and a large rubber penis
<[NZ]Rubberducky> if only for the ability to piss on people
<Brocken> throw the gun and the bullets at them as a distraction, then run at them and beat them to death with the large rubber cock :)

[17:06] <Janov> Why should I buy a Mac for ?1999.00 when I can get a Big Mac for only ?4?

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

(@ophiuchus) ack got to make the tea :(
(@TheDarkOne) milk + 1 sugar plz
(Melly) polly
(Melly) im same as tdo
(Melly) take it nicely ;)
&#8226; @moron takes it lots of ways
(@TheDarkOne) heard that rumour before
(Melly) i was one to spread em
(Melly) and the rumours!

<Ninja> lol, the line i hate worse
<Ninja> "its not you, its me"
<Ninja> wtf bitch, if it was you, why are you leaving me?

TheRealLyokar: nothing fucks you up more than masturbating to some sexyfur pics
TheRealLyokar: then walking out and seeing your dog
TheRealLyokar: first you're like, "hey, my dog is hot"
TheRealLyokar: then you're looking for an instrument of torture to inflict on yourself

<Fenerbahce> what us your name?
<BR@NIE> noob
<Fenerbahce> you name noob
<BR@NIE> yea
<Fenerbahce> ye
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> my name Serdal
<Fenerbahce> where are you from
<BR@NIE> turkey
<Fenerbahce> haha
<Fenerbahce> ok
<Fenerbahce> my turky
<BR@NIE> you have a turky?
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> can you speak turkysh yes
<Fenerbahce> ;)
<BR@NIE> uhm..no...can you 0o??
<Fenerbahce> yes
<BR@NIE> well i'll be damned lol
<BR@NIE> turky's sound pretty much like chickens right??
<Fenerbahce> msn address
<Fenerbahce> serdal_kanarya@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> you
<BR@NIE> is that turky's address?
<Fenerbahce> no
<Fenerbahce> you msn address
<BR@NIE> ive never seen a turky on msn
<Fenerbahce> serdal_kanarya@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> you
<BR@NIE> who is serdal?
<BR@NIE> teh turky?
<BR@NIE> and kanarya? another turky??
<Fenerbahce> you my msn speak ok
<BR@NIE> and who's hotmail?
<BR@NIE> you mean hot male? as in hot guy??
<BR@NIE> omg are you gay?????????
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> what
<Fenerbahce> bye
<Fenerbahce> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Fenerbahce> byeeeeeee
<BR@NIE> where are you going?
<Fenerbahce> my msn address
<BR@NIE> i still got some turky left over from christmas 2 days ago so im gonna eat some...bbl
<Fenerbahce> serdal_kanarya@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> you msn
<BR@NIE> my msn?
<Fenerbahce> yes
<BR@NIE> turky_tastes_so_good@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> no
<Fenerbahce> you msn address problem
<BR@NIE> really?
<BR@NIE> thats odd
<BR@NIE> thx for letting me know
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> bye
<BR@NIE> ROFL :D

<@Bh420> omg
<@Bh420> i think i pissed him off
<Jmax> he kicked out his ethernet plug D:
<@Bh420> maybe he was wacking off over an ibm ad in a magazine and shot jizz on his modem and shorted it out
<@morning_wood> proally
<@Bh420> Jmax - redkommie is the first person to train a biometrics thumb scanner on an IBM laptop to recognize the head of a penis
<Jmax> LOL
<@morning_wood> lol
<Jmax> serious?
<@morning_wood> LOL
<Jmax> i know a guy who tried to do that
<@Bh420> well we arent 100% sure but we think so
<Jmax> but judging from the parts of IRC i'm from...
<@Bh420> yeh
<@Bh420> it took him a long time to
<@Bh420> it kept saying password to short
<@Bh420> :P
<Jmax> lol

<@TheDarkOne> vat is the same everywhere
< Marik> I dunno
< Marik> seems a lot more on OCUK :/
<@TheDarkOne> its 17.5%
<@Ventral> indeed
< Marik> :(

<@Ventral> Marik, you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<Marik> how do i do that?

<General_Flaw> I return with new glasses.
<General_Flaw> And a fishing license.
<Sim9> General Flaw has a license to FISH! <cue James Bond music>
<General_Flaw> XD
<General_Flaw> I'm a bassassin.

* Joins: ophiuchus (~ophiuchus@host217-44-6-247.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
* Q sets mode: +o ophiuchus
<Sierro> ophiuchus \o/
<jimbobaggies> smells
<ReichSteadyCrew> like
<Jolene> poo
<ReichSteadyCrew> and
<Jolene> rice krispies
<Sierro> rice krispies
<Jolene> no
<ReichSteadyCrew> awesome
<Sierro> omg
<Jolene> no
<Jolene> NO
<Sierro> wtf
<Jolene> noooo
<Jolene> :<

<Sierro> ok so it appears i managed to delete recycle bin, how do i get it back
<Pi|Mu|Rho> fdisk
<Sierro> incorrect
<Sierro> it is control panel > personalisation > change desktop icons
<Pi|Mu|Rho> fdisk would also work

<Wise-_-Zz> where the fuck is all my memory
<qui> forgotten where you've put it?
<Wise-_-Zz> oh nvm
<Wise-_-Zz> found it

<Marik> I have be asked to stay in today, from 8 until 8 becuase the gas board could be coming between those times :/
<Marik> My day is ruined
<Darksaber> so is ours.

<@Skum> unless you want me to start describing the colour and consistency of my shit, shut the hell up >:(
<@Tezz> so mentioning KFC about now isnt a good idea?

< |Kippa|> At least I haven't been qouted on IROX yet, I still have some dignity left.
<qui> Not anymore
<@TheDarkOne> Not anymore

(Marik): I'll shall do a thread containing gory details, must walk dog first
(Marik): Basically, we tried at about 1 o clock, but I couldn't get it up, tried after tha still couldn't get it up
(Marik): so we tried this morning, at 10:10, and I got it up, and I lasted 7mins
(Blood_God): There's pills you can get to solve that, consult your email.
(Marik): I did suggest it

And so finally on this Eleventh Day of July, Two Thousand and Seven, at Ten past Ten ... Marik ... loses his cherry!

/fanfare!

<Nutsy> Right Currys are starting up there own ISP witch if you sign up to you get up to 300 quid off a new computer... And PCworld are giving away free laptops if you sign up to Orange Broadband... eh!
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'd rather cut off my own testicles and eat them.
<qui> lol

<@Snooken> GUYS
<@Snooken> need halp
<qui> try a psycharist
<qui> (sp)
<@Snooken> A girl can't get pregnant when she has her period rite?
<@Wilitus> Snooken, oh god, you do suck at this
<+slug> IRC is probably the worst place in the world to ask for that sort of advice
<@Wilitus> Yes, she is flushing out the would-be baby
<@Wilitus> 8]

<nutsy> whats the rules on grosly pornographic images at this time here in this channel?
<Frymaster> pm? :P
<nutsy> even if i only want to show it for its WTF factor
<|Kippa|> It is alright if the lass has a pizza in it.
<|Kippa|> I mean on her.
<|Kippa|> Ermmm.
<|Kippa|> ¬_¬
<Blood_God> Heh.
<nutsy> lol
<nutsy> fuck it...
<Blood_God> Freudian slip there |Kippa|?
<Ventral> ?
<groovyf> new eating habits, |Kippa|?

jimbobaggies: I don't have a right hand onions.
jimbobaggies: Just an extraordinarily talented penis

<@nyama> trying to stop smoking and working there are not a good combination
<@nyama> i swear to god I work with some of the most intelligent lacking people EVER

<TRreporter> [09:02] Mr.Anderson is Godlike!
<TRreporter> [08:54] Mr.Anderson: ok.. irc
<TRreporter> [08:52] * Mr.Anderson left the game.
<TRreporter> [08:51] Marik: ok
<TRreporter> [08:32] * Marik left the game.
(oxy) im such a cunt
<dirky> yer

<Bandycaffeine> knock knock - whose there - maya - maya who - maya come in........AHAHA..AHA
** D33 trips on passing tumbleweed
<Bandycaffeine> fu all
<Bandycaffeine> ;[

<Bkn|Away> Bandyperk how do i resize an animation and not frame by frame?
<Bandyperk> first u change ur name to Iamaskillesspeon
<Bandyperk> then u sit silently for an hour
<Bkn|Away> then what?
<Bandyperk> ill tell u in an hour
<StarMonkey> lol
<Dw2k> lol

<@Swifty> MZhukov find out who invented valentines day so we can go chop his bollocks off, or if hes dead u can perform that necrophiliac act u like so much

<Jose2000> CAN SUM1 JUST TELL ME THEY CD KEY NUMBER ON THE BACK OF THERE HALF-LIFE CASE?

<LR|Midnight> There are three kinds of ppl in this world, those who can count and northerners

<WildWayz> D33 once taught me how to pee in the loo without missing
<WildWayz> he gave me hands on help
<WildWayz> I thought it was strange at first
<WildWayz> but he said I was good
<StarMonkey> me too :D
<WildWayz> :~(
<StarMonkey> he offered me sweets
<WildWayz> did he make u get them out of his pockets?
<StarMonkey> yeah ;(

<@oof> Intron you are charged by these court on a count of being ginger. How do you plead?
<Intron> NOT GUILTY NOT EVEN VIABLE TO BE CHARGE FFS
<StarMonkey> methinks qui|owning has his hand up oof’s arse
<StarMonkey> :D
** Intron bangs head on desk
<@oof> Yee have you come to your verdict yet?
<Armageddon_War> "these court" - qui, your grammar r0xors
<@yee> GUILTY! BURN HIM!

<D33> I have a sore throat :(
<D33-> AliG at 9pm - AliG impressions at 11:30pm - Pub till 1am - Kfc meal at 1:10am - Twister at 1:20am and Curry at 2am.. washed down with coke
<D33-> but WHY do have a sore throat
<D33-> :(
<BBW|gawn> its the twister
<BBW|gawn> bastards they are

<StarMonkey> its sunny outside
<D33> i know, disgusting isn’t it :(
<StarMonkey> might go out :O
<StarMonkey> im scared
<Yoshimo> NO!
<D33> DON’T BE DRAWN TO THE LIGHT
<Yoshimo> StarMonkey
<Scull> i might go skinny dippin
<Yoshimo> no!!!!!!
<Yoshimo> I forbid it
<D33> GAMERS WERE NOT DESIGNED BY GOD TO WALK AROUND IN DAYLIGHT
<Yoshimo> lol
<StarMonkey> lol
<StarMonkey> ok im venturing outside now
<Ned> careful
<Ned> there are real ppl out side
<StarMonkey> im afraid
<Ned> take an orange with you
<Ned> it protects you
<StarMonkey> ok
** StarMonkey types iddqd and wanders off into the sunset
|| signoff | StarMonkey | ( im stepping out now, i may be some time ;[ )