<SysAgent|w0rK> Someone Kick stikky there for me to wake him up :E
<Kick> you lazy basard
<Kick> you tabbed K so you didnt have to type kick
<Kick> lazy git
<SysAgent|w0rK> LoL
<Kick> people like you make me SICK IN THE HEAD

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the
radio the other day and you have to read his reply to
the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best
comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who
was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military installation.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?


GENERAL REINWALD:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit
irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?


GENERAL REINWALD:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

<eG`Cr0sS_A> omg newsflash! FARLEY’S RUSKS, the biscuit chewed by generations of dribbling British infants, is no more.
<D33> wtf
<Zerimski> OMFG
<Zerimski> why?!
<MrCarrot> my eyes are bleeding
<Zerimski> rusks are great!
<eG`Cr0sS_A> oh its only a name change
<D33> false alarm
<Melly> lol
<MrCarrot> you bloody bastard
<Zerimski> you had me worried there ;(

*In private*
<KaaLee> Well, he hasn’t said a thing while I’ve been in here.
<CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I’ll draw him out. Just watch!!

*In the chat room*
[22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys
[22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear what you have to say

*In private*
<CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That’s gotta be a record!!!!!!
<KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all

<@Super`Phil> Rah, I just went for a dump, and the skid mark I left in the bowl looked exactly like the batman sign

<+Shotty> we’d have won if i’d have had time to calibrate my joystick
<+Shotty> the guy at pc world said it’s best

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

[21:36] <Pod`> i just tried using google to find a file on my computer ;(

<BBW> i r play CS and teh admin banned me, my borther used my pc!
<+Ventral> we must unban your brother then tbh
<BBW> k thnx

[@dutchmanto]: loooooooo meleeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[@Melly]: loooooooooooo dutchehhhhhhh
: @dutchmanto gone because liam since 10:21:12
[@Melly]: hows my favourite pornstar doing? :D
[@dutchmanto]: good but looking after my son now he trying to burn the cat
[@voltz`Kee_RinG]: LOL
[@voltz`Kee_RinG]: go liam!
[@Melly]: lmao

[moron|gone]: just in the middle of playing et
[moron|gone]: panzer
[moron|gone]: about to take out a couple of people
[moron|gone]: and my fucking cat falls off the top of the monitor sending everything flying everywhere
[moron|gone]: and lands on my keyboard
[moron|gone]: :/
[Melly]: hahahaa classic
[moron|gone]: thing was asleep
[moron|gone]: so it woke up in a panic and legs flailing sending everything everywhere
[moron|gone]: :/

[+D33]: tbh the penis should of been named the "allinone". You can hit people with it, poke things, have sex, create life, blind people with it’s contents, it’s contents are also apperntly very good for the skin, you can use it as a weapon and best of all you can create small balloon animals with it depending on if your well endowed enough.

[@BlackPope]: mongo is a small orphan from zimabwai with aids. He has to walk 5 miles to school every day........give just ?5 a month and we can buy the fuker new trainers so he can run

** Dodd` listening to ? Micheal Jackson - Keep it in the Closet ? Tune
(oxy) ROFL!

<mok`> lo gays
<mok`> :<
<SnYde> lo
<Phant^UT> lo
<SnYde> i am gay in rl
<SnYde> no shit, to forgive the pun
(oxy) Assassin_ ur lover?
<hAiNeSy> you’re gay here too
<Phant^UT> good for you
<SnYde> no honestly
<SnYde> i am
<SnYde> i had a "coming out party"
(oxy) cool
<SnYde> assassin was my mid of honour
<SnYde> mid
<SnYde> maid
<mok`> did you dress up as storm troopers?
<Phant^UT> no
<SnYde> no, horses
(oxy) lol
<SnYde> he was at the back
<Phant^UT> Darth Vader and chewie
<SnYde> no chewmeoff i thing
(oxy) double ended lightsaber?
<hAiNeSy> strap-ons
(oxy) idd
<Phant^UT> lol

<@Luggage> i have a very stiff sphincter
<@Luggage> all the boys say so...

<D33> Might take a shower
<phantom> where to?
<D33> my sack is stuck to my leg
<phantom> surely leaving it in the bathroom makes more sense?
<D33> GOD DAMNIT
<D33> STOP
<D33> STOP WITH THE ONE LINERS
<D33> :<
<phantom> hehe
<phantom> makes me laff anyways :D
<asyl`> who dya think y’arr? arny?
** D33 cries
<phantom> :D

(@Zerimski) I am 14.090977 years old, That means its 47wks 3days 6hrs 29mins 35secs till my birthday, till im 19

<MD87> find irc working bot
<@yee> No players found.
<MD87> heh.

<@GH|nameinuse> i bet the moment i leave someone will need a router fixing
nickchange(#blueyonder) [(GH|nameinuse) ?-? (nameinuse)] |||
<@nameinuse> deop me
mode/#blueyonder | (-o nameinuse) | by | yee
|| join | cloneman|H | (~cloneman@www2-quakenet.blueyonder.co.uk) |
<cloneman|H> anyone here?
<cloneman|H> hello??
<nameinuse> ’lo
<nameinuse> what’s up?
<cloneman|H> hi, i’ve got connection problems :[
<cloneman|H> think it’s my router, not sure

! +i_WiLL is listening to Sigue Sigue Sputnik - 21st Century Boy
(+i_WiLL) omg how old
(+i_WiLL) sounds mint still tho
(+i_WiLL) Love Missile F1-11 is the 1 i want tho
(+jimbobaggies) :?
(+i_WiLL) dont tell meh u dont remember them
(+i_WiLL) Sigue Sigue Sputnik
(+i_WiLL) loads o lycra and big wigs and missiles and rockets
(+Kamistai) badly dressed terrorists ?

<@DizMatt> anyone know if velvet is around and about at all??
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> I think he spoke earlier this week for about 5 minutes
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> I believe that he actually lives in the Star Wars universe now, and occasionally plays an MMORPG called "real life"
<nyama> thats so true its quite worrying :)
<qui> velvet is now part of the force
<@DizMatt> hey nyama
<@DizMatt> is velvet beyond this universe now?
<@nyama> ello
<@DizMatt> could do with a chat with him if he’s on later
<@DizMatt> or us he weilding his ’lightsabre’ again?
<@nyama> he’s currently running missions but i’ll prod him here
<@velvet> ?
<@DizMatt> OMG! lo
<@Mmw> it speaks
<@Mmw> lo velvet :)
<@DizMatt> got 4 mins for a PM mate?/
<@velvet> maybe
<@GroovYF> lol
<@DizMatt> is that the best answer you have??
<@DizMatt> do you want to phone a friend?
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> velvet
<@velvet> time is ticking :P
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> join with me and together we can rule the universe as father and son!

<@BigBopper> added a seen script that works dan :D
<@BigBopper> seen Bad-Co
<@BopBot> BigBopper: I have not seen Bad-Co
<@BigBopper> er...
<@Bad-Co> lol

<BigBopper> haha
<Briggers> haha is what you type when you dont have a funny retort
<Briggers> i know i used it before :E
<BigBopper> Briggers is the only person i look forward to seeing again just to listen to what crap he will come out with :E
<Briggers> omg
<Briggers> ill remember that next time
<NoLimit^> Briggers hello im in a crisis here ?!
<Briggers> condoms go over your cock nl
<Briggers> not your head
<M3mphis-> ROLF
<BigBopper> i guess u climb inside them Briggers as ur a cock
<Briggers> yes
<Briggers> then i go inside you as youre a cunt
<BigBopper> :/
<NoLimit^> the wit is strong in here tonight
<Briggers> ok enoughs enough

<@SeiferZ> 9 days till my bday
<@SeiferZ> ^^
<@D33> celebrating sliding out of a vagina, covered in blood then being spanked by a nurse
<@D33> I’ll drink to that!

<Communal_Toilet> my carr sounds really loud and poopy
<Longbow[GB]> just like your ass Communal_Toilet
<Communal_Toilet> :{
<Communal_Toilet> a bit
<Communal_Toilet> :E

(@synth) /exit and /quit were in a classroom. /exit was retarded. Who was intelligent?
(Thargore) /quit
(Mitoboy) Stop teasing me! *cries*
? Quits : Zmur` : [ Signed off ]
(@synth) rofl
(Thargore) lol
(@synth) looks like Zmur` and /exit have something in common

* Sierro has joined #trickery.radio
* L sets mode: +o Sierro
<@onions> and thats how Sierro lost his foreskin.

<@Brain_Murders> the trouble is the burst traffic
<@Brain_Murders> ask any network engineer - its always the bloody burst traffic
<+phanny> network engineers and hot air ballonist... the two groups which fear bursts the most
<@Brain_Murders> that and condom testers
<+stormeh> what about people with colostamy(sp) bags, I bet they fear it

<The-Pilgrim> Marik
<Marik> ?
<The-Pilgrim> do you live on irc?
<Marik> no...
<FluffyKitten> he lives on i-rox, occaisonally visiting IRC to add more quotes to his empire

[_Deviant] ... i think my dad is watching porn in the front room.
[@CitrusC] Dev, sneak to the door and jump in ;SUPRISE'
[_Deviant] i might go in n sit down next to him just to piss him off
[_Deviant] "Hey dad, so what u up 2?"
[@CitrusC] lmao
[CrazyHarij] lol dev

<CitrusC> oh, ffs
<CitrusC> I've still got that bondage thing on
<CrazyHarij> lol
<_Deviant> me 2
<CitrusC> mum just walked in with washing
<CitrusC> and went 'ummm'.
<CitrusC> then walked out
<onions> rofl
<CitrusC> >.,
<onions> unlucky :D

<Sanctum> i will return after 3h then i can't idle more to day
<@LTA> k
<Sanctum> ok
<Sanctum> You better fucking give me auto voice or ill make sure of this channels destruction
<@LTA> Go for it, i have your hostmask and dns so i'll report you to feds
*** DNS Report: (c213-89-33-137.cm-upc.chello.se) resolved to (213.89.33.137), press (F2) to copy to clipboard
<Sanctum> I havent done anything yet

*** Whois report for (Sanctum)
*** Address: JLIRf@c213-89-33-137.cm-upc.chello.se (Sweden)
*** IP: 213.89.33.137[12:15:34] *** Name: F.G
*** Channels: #PcGamer @#dasforum @#und?n #starwars.nu #pcgamer.se @#dressler #afghan (7/1)
*** Server: *.quakenet.org, QuakeNet IRC server
*** Auth nick: Sanctum|ute
*** Idle: 0secs
*** Signed on: 2hrs 44mins 21secs ago

<Sanctum> Exce?t
<@LTA> Well if you do now it's all logged
<Sanctum> Anti Log Script Activated |-| Thank you for using DNN War Script!
<@LTA> Copy n Paste activated thx for using notepad
<Sanctum> oh yeah

<Pisgod> i'm gonna apply for dolphin sponsorship
<Pisgod> they send a photo of it
<Pisgod> and you a certificate
<FluffyKitten> I sponsored a dolphin long ago... and a whale. I think the whale was dead long before I sent off my forms though. :o(
<Ventral> 8(
<Pisgod> must have been traumatic
<Pisgod> and difficult to flush

(Sprafa) my head hurts
(Sprafa) I think it's about to blow up
(synth) cool
(synth) can you do it on webcam?
(Sprafa) well
(Sprafa) wait a few mins
(Sprafa) I'll get one

* Z|Gone is now known as Zerimski
* Zerimski has disconnected...
* Zerimski is now known as Z|Gone
<MrSparrow> Heh...was that the irc version of rolling over in bed?
<Fenric> LOL
<ComradeBadger> possibly

[CrazyHarij] Geesh my comps ram is f**ked up now
[CrazyHarij] every program is crashing
[Deviant] shame irc hasnt

<Marik> hm.. wonder when im gonn get laid
<Marik> is sex fun?

{@Skum} One out of three people is mentally ill. Ask two friends how they're doing. If they say they're OK, then you're it

* Quits: @M0nk3h (pete@psybncservers.game2xs.com) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (dont you ever fucking call me a yank again)))
* Joins: M0nk3h (pete@psybncservers.game2xs.com)
* Q sets mode: +o M0nk3h
<Aspin`> lol
<@M0nk3h> let that be a lesson to you all, never call an english oper a yank :)

<Jolene> oh wait, that hasn't happened yet
* Jolene keeps mum
* Sierro keeps dad
* Pisgod becomes an orphan

<Quad`> im like a retard with a loaded gun
<Quad`> you feel sorry that im so stupid, yet your afraid of me
<WillH> thats interesting
<Quad`> i know
<Quad`> i thought of it while i was cleaning the shit out of my underware
<Quad`> and wanted to tell somebody before i forgot
<Quad`> so i just typed it in here where i could get some constructive comments
<WillH> You are pretty sick you know that?
<Quad`> and you try to push the fart out
<Quad`> a little poop came out
<WillH> Yeah, but you got shit in your pants
<Quad`> not alot
<WillH> thats not the fucking point
<Quad`> i just wiggled around to fell the intresting wetness and it got all over
<Quad`> >_<

<[Matt]> \o/
<[Matt]> i just got banned from an NS server
<CrazyHarij> Hah!
<CrazyHarij> Why?
<[Matt]> i was showing ppl the secret room on a custom map
<CrazyHarij> lol
<[Matt]> its got loads of porn textures and models
<[Matt]> so i showed the admin
<[Matt]> he runs into secret room then straight back out
<[Matt]> 'wife is behind me'
<[Matt]> 'moron'
<[Matt]> you are banned from this server
<[Matt]> :/
<[Matt]> should have been there

[03:58] <BadHat> who shampoos their pubes?
[03:59] <rG`DethGaunt> who doesnt ?
[03:59] <CrazyHarij> haha
[03:59] <BadHat> i just soap em when im in a hurry =/
[03:59] <@Andrew> i come online and you're talking about pubes?
[03:59] <CrazyHarij> I trim and shampoo's mine everyday.. I'm trying to get a good haircut
[03:59] <@Andrew> FFS
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[04:00] <ComradeBadger> lol
[04:00] <BadHat> hahaha
[04:00] <ArenA|akuk> whos using gel ?
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[04:01] * Q sets mode: +o Andrew
[04:01] <rG`DethGaunt> you gel your pubes ?
[04:01] <rG`DethGaunt> into like.. spikes ?
[04:01] <ArenA|akuk> no, i just oxygen them
[04:01] <@Andrew> oh ffs
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[04:02] <BadHat> lololol

<sonuku> my mum started using msn the other day, and now i think she's trying to be "hip-hop and cool fresh jive yo" cause i walked into the house this morning, and she literally said "lol" to me
<WTSnacks> ...
<WTSnacks> I'm so sorry.

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<magothy> is there an irish expression for hangover?
<tReMeR> morning

<spanks> ARGH
<spanks> been having the smelliest farts all day and had what ithought was a genius idea
<spanks> had some lynx and just sprayed my ass with lynx
<spanks> it burns like fuck
<spanks> i cant fucking sit down
<spanks> happened like nearly 30 mins ago
<spanks> what the fuck do i do?
<spanks> gladim fucking alone tongiht im holding my arse cheeks apart so it doesnt burn as much
<Olsen`> you are truely a dumb fuck

[+Distortional] what a fagtard
[@neoflame] idd
[+Distortional] idd
[+[APOTA]AiRHeaD`] lmao !
[+Distortional] has he not noticed my nick backwards spells AIMBOTTER
[@neoflame] lol
[@neoflame] idd
[@neoflame] all of the #ut ops are fags
[+Distortional] idd
[@joepjens] they are fags and lick epics ass
[@neoflame] idd
[+lr-saito] I never got the point of chans where everybody mindlessly agrees with each other :|
[@neoflame] lolz idd saito

<CYB3RSH4RK> no im saying ircops are sad
<repiV> thats a wonderful generalisation
<CYB3RSH4RK> thank you
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