? xoap is ripping ogg's right now
[xoap]: LEGALLY FROM CD'S I OWN MWAHAHAH
[xoap]: FUCK YOU RIAA!

<@ellisd> i need fud
<@Coddy> get yaself a phall
<@ellisd> nah, bit warm for my likin
<@Coddy> then get yaself a bucket
<@Coddy> and sit on it
<@ellisd> no
<@Coddy> ok get yaself a bucket and put it on ya head
<@Coddy> and get bob to keep smacking it with a baseball bat
<@qui> Coddy
<@qui> slit your wrists
<@Coddy> not before i slit yours
<@ellisd> after ive had the phaal
<@ellisd> ??
<@Coddy> if ya wish
<@Coddy> its entirly up to you
<@Coddy> ya have freedom to choose ewis
<@ellisd> 1 minor flaw
<@ellisd> lack of baseball bat
<@Coddy> well ya will just have to smash ya head against the wall then

<LaMersSs> why is cs so crap
<MaxiKana> because of your name

<@Bad-Co> [NZ]Rubberducky, a women is given 2 wishes, the first wish she asks for bigger tits. low and behold, she gets 36DD's.. Next wish she asks for a tight cunt. ..So I give her your email address.
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> :D
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> give her my home address if shes got 36DD's

[Grunt]: omg "ALT+FISHXXX" unlocks a patch within my mirc
[Kryton]: /whois * tbh
[Kryton]: :P
[Grunt]: omg this is cool
[Grunt]: everyone try it
[Melly]: idd Grunt
[Grunt]: I am so gonna get G-lined ;)
[]FB[Morbz]: lol
[Kryton]: ALT+FISHXXX?
[Grunt]: yeah
::: Quit: (Kryton) (KyleSumner@[snout]kryton.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
[Grunt]: ;o

<shads> you got a sister Phoenix[FuN]?
<Phoenix[FuN]> no a brother
<shads> :(
<Phoenix[FuN]> if i had a sister i wouldnt be the person i am now
<shads> er...
<Phoenix[FuN]> i would be in jail too
<shads> LOL

(onions) k off to bed with requiem, hopefully eventually dreaming of anal with mates sister
(phanny): onions, you're a very odd person.
(onions): what else you going to do at 3am other than sit at your pc listening to your virtual interweb buddies talk about how much they want to fuck their mates sister up the ass?

<@onions> lets play kick random people!
<@SidewinderX> yaya!
* SidewinderX was kicked by SidewinderX (Random people, let's go! <85>)
* SidewinderX has joined #halflife2
* Q sets mode: +o SidewinderX
<@SidewinderX> hmmm

(Nutsy): gay virginity
(Nutsy): iv lost it
(Nutsy): but im still as tight as i was the day i lost it :p

(@synth) ooh, I'm going to try to type "Half-Life owns" with my nose...

a short time later...

(@synth) half-life owns
(@synth) omg, I actually did it O_o
(Quad`) how did you type the fucking dash
(Quad`) morons
(Quad`) oh wait
(Quad`) nevermind

<WillH> Grr... My friend who's even further out of town than me qualifies for DSL and I don't...
<WillH> Verizon so fucking sucks...
<Quad`> will get over it
<Quad`> your going to have 56k untill you die
<WillH> I'll never get over it
<WillH> I'm gonna bitch and moan as long as I want
<WillH> Try and stop me and i'll kill you.

<MoRtiZ-01> Don't you remember the San Andres Fault in Duke Nukem
<MoRtiZ-01> Duke Nukem was all the geography I needed

(@mab) lmao im making a ship in 3dsm, and it looks very phallic at the moment
(@mab) and when i apply the bend modifier it does funny things
(@mab) doesnt help that i'd given it a pink material

<+Envy^21^2day^FO> never heard of him
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> unless it's an alias
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> but then again had more members than a 15 yr whore has had cocks
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> +stl
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> +has

<Flossie> depends how much you get paid for staying in bed
<Brocken> I get payed ?100 an hour for the things I do in bed
<nameinuse> you run a law firm from under your duvet?
<Brocken> no, I'm a gimp

(@Munro) I wish you could tell people to fuck off in windows checkers
(@Munro) every time I go to win they 'disapear'
(Deviant`) lol
(Deviant`) yeah they suck when they do that
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) White> No
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) White> You're welcome
(@Munro) wtf!
(Deviant`) lol
(Deviant`) probably a 5 yo or sommat
(@Munro) i been waiting for 5 mins now I want to take 3 of your things just let me do it :P
(Murray_H) just tell them that you are a 17 year old girl who will go on their webcam with their tits out after you play the game
(@Munro) Red> Are you still there?
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) Red> Hello
(@Munro) Red> Are you still there?
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) Red> Yes
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) ;[
(@Munro) i want "fucking move already" in the selection box

[Deviant`] i rox is fun, you actually have a chance of getting on it if u idle in here :o
[crushenator5000] lol
[FarrowLeSparrow] Im on it once...
[FarrowLeSparrow] Some people are on it just for saying lol in someone elses conversation though.
[crushenator5000] lol
[Zmur] lol
[Deviant`] thats gotta be added

<mrBunneh> There are 8 misters in here..
* mrWeekEndTranny is now known as mrFerret
* mrSquirrel eats Deviant`'s saussage
* Deviant` is now known as mrDeviant
<mrBunneh> We shall overcome.
<mrSquirrel> Resistance is futile.

<CrazyHarij> Yes. I don't listen to rap alot
<CrazyHarij> But some french rapsongs are pretty good
<Pinapoke> if you mention 'rap' again we'll send the taxes to your house
<CrazyHarij> rap
<CrazyHarij> rap
<CrazyHarij> rap
*** Mode change "+b *!*crazyhari@h178n1c1o851.bredband.skanova.com" for channel #halflife2 by synth
*** CrazyHarij has been kicked off channel #halflife2 by synth (Repeating (3r in 8s), 10m tempban! <291>)
<Pinapoke> Owned.
<Pinapoke> And taxed.

<IchI3D> sexually transmitted decease
<IchI3D> don;t u go school ?

<mrQuad> ffs
<mrQuad> i just gave blood
<mrQuad> and the nurse forgot me
<Mullinator> forgot you?
<mrQuad> they ended up takeing too much blood
<mrQuad> fucking morons
<mrQuad> i feel so light headed
<Mullinator> i guess you wont be giving blood again
<mrQuad> fuck no
<mrQuad> dosent anybody care about what happened to me
<mrQuad> =(
<cdq> no

<BadHat> ?
<BadHat> its like a sperm with little eyes
<BadHat> init cute

(chapel) and well yeah
(chapel) you think tubgirl is bad
(chapel) scatman is that much worse
(chapel) cause its a video
(Sarin) how so?
(@synth) sarin stop asking these questions, chances are you really don't want to know
(TCSUK|Dean|HeRb) some weird shit on eurodigi sometimes
(chapel) ever seen a girl with diareah shitting in a guys mouth?
(Lobster) we are officialy talking shit
(Sarin) synth I'm a sick shit, of course i do
(@synth) heh
(Sarin) eeeeeeewgh why you tell me that?
(chapel) [06:18:09] <Sarin> how so?
(Sarin) i didn't mean it
(Sarin) jeezus christ man

{+BlindSite} papers accused Micheal Jackson of having an affair with Posh ...
{+BlindSite} He denied it saying he was stuck in brooklyn at the time

<Thargore> sure, i'd give a x800 xt to have sex with a fat woman

<][^andy> whoever did the .ace compression
<][^andy> had a fantastic sense of humour

{^dan} morning
{shams} dirl
{shams} i mean hi
{qui} common typo :/

?+bdi-prime? i was young and the cat reversed on to me finger
?+bdi-prime? i swear!

<@d5-UKJsat1y> when i was at school i'd bring my spare tracksuit just so one of the girls could wear it for PE
<@d5-UKJsat1y> later on i'd have a wank while sniffing the crotch

-> nick: (Primar) is now known as (Primar|ghey)
-> nick: (Primar|ghey) is now known as (Primar)
(@naJ`) lol
(@naJ`) had 2nd thoughts then?
(+Primar) :P
(+Primar) it was demonstrating the effectiveness of NNscript at changing nicks
(+Primar) though people now think I'm gay, I believe it was a good trade off

<BadHat> go fuck your sister
<estling> Hmm.
<BadHat> got choloroform?

[ @ThunderX ] is there a spell check plugin for IRC?
[ @SPo0n ] no
[ @SPo0n ] but it should be mandatory for anyone who has counter-strike installed

(subz) how long will doom3 be
(CrazyHarij) doom 3 will be short as hell
(CrazyHarij) About 10 hours playing time
(CrazyHarij) or 20 at most
(subz) u sure?
(CrazyHarij) yeh
(Thar|gone) 30 if ur a moron :P
(CrazyHarij) 100 hours if you're Marik

(@Andrew|) 1:04pm <@[Matt]FluSux> afternoon <<<its 10pm in australia
(CrazyHarij) its 2pm here in sweden
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <%Jazza> im goin to bed
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <+Andrew> its only afternoon here in uk
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <%Jazza> aus
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <%Jazza> its 10pm here
(@Andrew|) ^_^
(CrazyHarij) (14:16:47) (CrazyHarij) its 2pm here in sweden
(@Andrew|) i hate the damn bastardised uk economy
(@onions) morning all :)
(@Andrew|) afternoon
(@Andrew|) you jerk

[@EFA|Kamikaze] she was a college student. Weird that I can remember an upskirt image of her, but not her face :/

[D33]: Pod should have his own scifi movie
[D33]: like
[D33]: I,Pod.
[D33]: ahahahaha
[Pod]: AHAGGAAGGd
[D33]: fucking ahaha
[D33]: aah
[D33]: i made myself laugh
[D33]: ;(
[D33]: I,Pod
[D33]: aha
[[Matt]]: thats a bad sign
[Sierro]: hehe
** Sierro hugs D33

<Mahsroh> that would be cool if there was a loli realdoll
<Mahsroh> It'd be easier than molesting real children
<Mahsroh> just order one up
<Trucidation> But dolls don't scream
<The_Bug> or giggle
<Mahsroh> and you don't have to wait eight years for it to get sexy

[18:05] <onions> hi
[18:05] <_boeGeN_> hi
[18:05] <onions> need unbanned?
[18:05] <_boeGeN_> plz unban!!!
[18:05] <onions> ?20
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> ?????
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> fuck you
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> i will haxor you
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> tonight
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> OK ??
[18:14] <onions> sounds good
[18:14] <onions> bit of a problem though, you don't have my IP
[18:15] <onions> but if you'd like to tell me how you plan on "haxor"ing me, i'd maybe take you seriously
[18:15] -> [_boeGeN_] VERSION
[18:18] <onions> my swedish isn't very good, but i'm sure comhem have english speaking employees
[18:18] <onions> would you like me to give them a log of this, and another threat you made tonight?
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> lol
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> okay
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> im sorry
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> PLZ
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> i wont do again
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> please dont
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> onions
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> im sorry
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> i was just joking
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> my mother will kill me
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> please dont
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> PLEASE!!
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> i beg you
[18:20] <onions> i'll think about it :)
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> no
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> wait
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> it was a joke
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> please
[18:21] <onions> too late, email sent
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> NO
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> WAIT
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> im so sorry
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> DAMN
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> :(
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> mom will shut off internet
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> please
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> ffs
[18:22] <onions> hehe, only fucking with you :D
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> oh
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> :D:D:D:D
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> im so sorry
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> you lighened my burden
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> i will never do bad things again im sorry
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> but im only 14
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> please forgive me
[18:23] <onions> heh, alright

(@[Matt]) hooray for grandparents with alzheimer's
(@[Matt]) just been to see my grandfather and he's been trying to give me pocket money
(Thargore) lol
(@[Matt]) then 5 mins later he tries to give me more
(@[Matt]) repeat for 1 hour
(DiSTuRbEdofX1) lol
(@[Matt]) pocket money
(+Chris_D) [22:01] <@[Matt]> repeast for 1 hour
(@[Matt]) im 26 ffs
(+Chris_D) you = rich
(Thargore) 3 benefits on alzheimer: you keep meeting new people, you never see reruns on tv and you keep meeting new people

<Bad-Co> Rach... Wanna shag ??? , If my hearts goto go through hell for 90 minutes , might as well do something productive
<+ENG|Morbaborba> lol
<ENG|Shazz> lol
<Baroness> erm...... LOL
<+Amanda-Jane> rofl, fantastic chat up line

<@onions> cheers rocked
<@onions> and i just sneezed up something pretty solid, its on my wall :/

** Caullous (***@*******.com) Quit (Exit: whats the difference between a pube and parsley? nothing you push both aside and keep eating)

[@Drake|Work]: wow, u quite cute for a n00b
[@Sky--]: oh geez
[@SteelFist]: put that mirror down drake u vain bastard

(@SidewinderX) this is wierd
(@SidewinderX) in this paper i'm writing, I have to be really racist.
(@SidewinderX) I guess this is what being republican feels like

<+Chris_D> My middle name is Raynor :o
<lePobz> whats ur first name, Come? last name Shine

(Jolene) whats orange and thick?
(Sierro) onions
(ProfLiebstrom) onions
(Ripley8) onions?

<D33`> ok, a joke
<D33`> Two men are talking in a pub
<D33`> one has a tomato in his right hand
<D33`> the other guy says to him, why do you have a tomato in your left hand
<D33`> sso
<D33`> the guy replies, you mean my right hand
<D33`> then a banana walks in, and orders a coke
<D33`> so the guy with the tomato in his right hand sits sipping his coffee
<Reeply8> d33, u on drugs?
<D33`> and the banana says
<D33`> cheque please
<D33`> and leaves
<D33`> speaking of which, wet leaves suck
<D33`> but back to the joke
<D33`> the man says, so why do you have a tomato in his right hand
<D33`> and he gets corrected again
<D33`> you mean you're
<D33`> no
<D33`> your
<D33`> no his
<SonicSamurai> teh fux?
<D33`> and the banana says
<D33`> nothing, cause it's left
<D33`> aHAHAHAHAa
<Dw2k> D33 wtf ?

<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

[Easy-Kill]: it might be boring .. but ur a cunt
[@Mystic_Magic]: well IMO ur all cunts, so shut up now pls
[+Relman]: atleast a cunts useful

[+lr-saito^drunk] 10 bucks says
[+lr-saito^drunk] lr can beat his team with no 100a pick ups
[+coldplasma] 10 bucks says your team cant bet over the irc network