<sm|gone> any accountants around?
<Di0XiDe-> no
<`oZ> lol
<`oZ> accountants
<`oZ> lolol
<`oZ> why?
<sm|gone> why is it so funny?
<`oZ> because its just not the done thing
<`oZ> u dont come on irc to find an accountant
<`oZ> its like
<`oZ> is my bank manager here?
<`oZ> lol
<Photon> yes, I am
<`oZ> oh shit
<`oZ> /quit

<+Marik`> anyway what your history esay bout?
<@Rebirth> the causes of the first world war
<@Rebirth> be they long term or short term,
<+Marik`> hitler

[@ian]: ive got leggings
[@ian]: but they are studded :|

<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

<SCM> in my case if i got a gift wrapped gillian anderson my wife wouldnt be too happy :P
<SCM> i would tho :D
<Marik> lol
<Luggage> micks
<Luggage> it wouldnt matter that your wife was unhappy ffs
<Luggage> just go and live with gillian
<SCM> true :P
<Marik> Lmao
<Luggage> and her multimillion pound lifestyle
(pasting what had been put in pm)
<Luggage> <Marik> who is Gillian?
* Luggage shakes head

<+Marik> need porn!
<@deff> fs marik u cant look at porn
<@Luggage> idd illegal
<@deff> :p
<@Luggage> call the ircops
<@Luggage> ;D
<+Marik> not really none on TV
<@Luggage> marik
<@Luggage> u sit
<@Luggage> on the inet
<@Luggage> and look at pr0n on tv
<@Luggage> truly u are a prince amongst sc’s ffs :/

[19:16] <split|> servercentral is taking a long time to return my email :/
[19:17] <jdk|work_> pingflood them
[19:17] <split|> good thinking

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[22:16] <Marik> how do i slap someone?
[22:16] <onions> click their name on the user list then press ctrl+x
[22:16] <Marik> ok
[22:17] <Marik> dont work
[22:17] <onions> oh, sorry, its alt+x
[22:17] <Marik> ok
[22:17] <Marik> no it aint
[22:18] <onions> oh ffs
[22:18] <onions> sorry, alt+z :D
[22:18] <Marik> ok

#trickery
[22:18] * Marik has left #trickery

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[22:18] <Marik> no it aint

(@mD|Style) FUCK OFF
(@mD|Style) WANKER BOT
(@mD|Style) :@
(@Jon1) :/
(@Jon1) sup?
(@mD|Style) wont let me auth
(@mD|Style) :(
(@Jon1) which auth r u doin?
(@mD|Tom) tbh ur all gay :p
(@Jon1) ./msg Boozer hello email@addy
(@mD|Style) no
(@Jon1) or /msg Boozer auth username pw
(@mD|Style) o shit
(@mD|Style) lol
(@Jon1) ?
(@mD|Style) yer i forgot to say hello
(@mD|Style) :(
(@Jon1) n00b

<+Hollowman> hmmm i wonder who’s ignorant and retarted now????

(@FCO|LOMAC) how fascinating
(@FCO|LOMAC) I just played UK vs France in NHL 2004
(@FCO|LOMAC) the historical trend continued...
(@FCO|LOMAC) 4-2 UK
(@FCO|LOMAC) :D

(19:10:22) (@Rebirth) cya in the new yr
(19:10:36) (+Marik) is it 2004 tomoro?
(19:10:58) (+Marik) or day after 2moro?
(19:11:15) (+Marik) 40 fucking quote fuck sake
(19:11:16) (+Kryton) tomorrow u thick sod lol
(19:11:21) (+Kryton) its its new years eve tonight :P
(19:11:21) (+Marik) Ooo
(19:11:30) (+Marik) so 2moro is 2004?

(@Pod) CombatColin does "the-pilgrim" have an old alias?
(CombatColin) nope
(@Pod) then who is he?
(CombatColin) he’s pilgrim from forumfighters
(CombatColin) now qorking on the galactic conquest mod
(CombatColin) for bf42
(CombatColin) played with X for a bit i believe (NS)
(@Pod) :/
(@Pod) so why does he think he can come out with jokes containing my name for no apparent reason then?
(@phanny) coz everyone else does? :E
(@Pod) but i’ve know those other people 4/3/2 years? :o
(CombatColin) yer but pod
(CombatColin) EVERYONE makes jokes about you
(CombatColin) even me
(@Pod) you fall into the "3 years" catergory :)
(@Pod) or 2
(CombatColin) and i claim jokes about pretty much everyone are RACIALIST!!!111
(@Pod) :O
(Melly) LETS MAKE A FREAD!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
(CombatColin) 2 years?
(CombatColin) have i really known you 2 years?
(22:00:16) (Marik) thread*
(CombatColin) blimey
(Melly) Marik, go fuck urself
(@phanny) hhe
(CombatColin) he was taking the piss Marik, you cunt biscuit

(Marik) whats are those images called made by using Characters?
(CombatColin) pictures?

(@]CpU[Hellfire) #if.you.join.you.get.banned
(@]CpU[Hellfire) heh
(+Marik) dami got banned

@oxy: not that it makes a damm bit of difference on irc
@oxy: but i have no voice :(
@Synbios: you have ops.
Synbios sets mode: +v oxy
@oxy: sent me home from work cuz i couldnt shout at customers
@Synbios: OH
+Marik: lo9l
+Marik: thats your job?
@Synbios fluffles Al
oxy sets mode: +plank Synbios

* Melly twats Marik`
<Marik`> fo
<Melly> il beat u badly Marik`
<Marik`> your the only twat around here
<MD87> ouch, owned Melly :o

<Drkwoman> dunno, it’s quiet, laid back and easy, no bosses around and you can piss about and get paid more
<DJCarlos> where u work?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> street corners.
* Pi|Mu|Rho runs

<Marik> do all mobo’s take DDr ram?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> the DDR ones do

<der|pascal`> suche nen g?nstigen, zuverl?ssigen, schnellen bnc-anbieter. qry please
<ArcticFox> warum nicht Sie gerade weg Sie Bumsen gehen
<ArcticFox> swearing in another language rocks

<Spudman> NEVAR ADD A QUOTE FROM BASH.ORG TO I-ROX!!!!!1

-16:26:27- (DiSTuRbEdofX) daniel got owned by hacker
-16:26:33- (Dark-3c0) hahhahahah
-16:26:51- (_Daniel_) indeed

-> [join] Dreamz [Dreamboy@Dreamz.users.quakenet.org] joins: #redeemers
-> [mode] Vhilty][Motor sets mode: +v Dreamz
@Batz: vhilty riding his "motor"
@Batz: motorised dildo bike :E

<@Majestic_XII> im really getting tired of all this raping...

(DiSTuRbEdofX) I am like the gayest you can possibly get!

(Pi|Mu|Rho) Ginger isn’t just a hair colour. It’s a disease.

(D33) I have this excellent pair of white tattered yfronts that have brown lines down the back and yellow stains in the front, inside the pouch
(D33) unfortunately they’re real
(D33) but
(D33) excellent none the less

-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- i can lick my own eye
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- P:
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- see
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- oh my god, what have I just said

(Longbow[GB]) you said horny
(The-Pilgrim) lol
(Marik) lol
(Marik) whats that porno womens name
(Marik) ive forgot it
([Elrond]) mum?
(Longbow[GB]) lol

<@Narly> if god ever connected to quakenet - he must have been seriously pissed with #redeemers to give us Marik ffs

* Zakat molests mrBadger!
<mrBadger> can you stop doing that?
<mrBadger> please?
<LoginHere> lol

-16:13:29- [Longbow[GB]]: i talk alot more on IRC than in real life
-16:13:30- [Pod`]: then you’re false?
-16:13:44- [_Daniel_]: neother does mine, i talk IRL more then irc
-16:13:46- [Marik]: same Longbow[GB]
-16:13:55- [Marik]: im opposite
-16:14:00- [Marik]: to _Daniel_
-16:14:09- [_Daniel_]: i’m straight

<mrBadger> fantastic, as much as i’d like to stay up and discuss poo with you guys, i’m going to bed.

<need-bandwidth> mrBadger
<BFW|Smudge> balderdash
<need-bandwidth> I saw 4 of your kin on the roads this morning on the way down to cornwall
<need-bandwidth> :[
<mrBadger> badgers?
<need-bandwidth> no
<need-bandwidth> snakes

(RjY) 2231 [qnet] -!- There are 65948 users and 117268 invisible on 37 servers
(RjY) 2231 [qnet] -!- 183496 channels formed
(RjY) there are more channels than clients connected
(@Stikman) Yup
(RjY) but that’s impossible
(RjY) you have to have at least one client per channel
(@graeme) Not if one client is in several channels.
(HRF) lol
(RjY) shut up

(06:10:19) (xPsycho) Where the <beep> is Samuel L. Jackson!
(06:10:20) (xPsycho) :(
(06:10:25) (xPsycho) He’s not in Deep Blue Sea, that liar!
(06:10:25) (+Mr_Smiles) ...
(06:10:33) (@Wrafe) huh?
(06:10:36) (@Wrafe) yes he is
(06:10:40) (xPsycho) Where :(
(06:10:44) (xPsycho) I’m watching it now
(06:10:54) (+Mr_Smiles) the dude on the boat in the beginning?
(06:10:56) (@Wrafe) he gets eaten by a fuck off big shark lol
(06:11:02) (xPsycho) ...
(06:11:09) (xPsycho) You mean that isn’t Morgan Freeman?
(06:11:11) (xPsycho) fuck
(06:11:13) (@Wrafe) LMFAO!"
(06:11:19) (xPsycho) I thought that was Morgan Freeman

(22:30:01) ?! WillH builds fortres
(22:30:02) ?(WillH) s
(22:30:13) ?! Ghostski kicks down pillow fortress.
(22:30:27) ?! WillH retreats to second line of defense

(D33): I’ve eaten a full giant pizza and an entire box of cough sweets which, when consumed excessivly, act as a laxitive
(D33): basically, what I’m trying to say is
(D33): bbl
(Pod): :)
(onions): heh

-[ oxy|work ]- MYSH !
---- Myshra has quit irc (Quit: YOUR MUM) ----

<@phanny> hmmm its like i'm in a fight with the english language and frankly i'm likely to be its bitch soon coz i sure as hell aint winning...

<haole> a webtv user with his own server is like a homeles man with a satellite dish

<[elliot]> !8ball heartwork loves penif too doesnt he
<yay> [elliot]: The Magic Eight Ball says "You may rely on it"
<Heartwork> :|
<[elliot]> :|
*** Heartwork sets mode: -o yay
*** Heartwork sets mode: +m

<XanK> looking leads to dreaming, dreaming leads to touching, touching leads to ass sex..
<metro0r> wtf?

<Ferg> anyone know if goat porn really exists?

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?

<void|qui> is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
<Custodian> "Hands"
<Custodian> somewhat optimistic

homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up

(Sysagent): I cba arguing with cockheads on IRC who think they know fucking everything about anything :-)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): now you know how we feel :p

<Murray_H> what is the name given to the phenomenon of flowering in plants in different lengths of daylight?
* Murray_H cries out photoperiodism
<Murray_H> correct
<Murray_H> "wow murray you are so cool" i know mum, i know
<CitrusQckbeam> You are.
<CitrusQckbeam> I love you.