<Zakat> CitrusC!
<Zakat> CitrusC!
<Zakat> CitrusC!
* Munro sets mode: +b *!WinNT@c213-200-146-149.cm-upc.chello.se
* Zakat was kicked by Munro (Repeating (3r in 10s), 10m tempban! <8>)
* CitrusC coughs
<CitrusC> I feel slightly responsible for that.

([TT]Iron_Jaw) one of my m8s got shot at and all sorts of mad shit, so no thaks
(Brain_Murders) thats your job you pussy
([TT]Iron_Jaw) well he wasnt even on the front line at the time
([Longbow]) where was he?
(FluffyKitten) he was at an American breifing ! ho ho !

(@Sim0n) gah
(@Sim0n) is it legal to kill idiots ?
(@Sim0n) "how do i install the english dictionary in office" "i dont know i use linux" "you must know" "use the help file" "i dont use help files, they dont help"

<@BigBopper> i’m gonna go see Return Of The King on wednesday
<@pureperversions> elvis is back?

(Charley) Anyone who supports increased US military spending is greedy, ignorant, or advocating the economic sabotage of the United States. Since most Americans are ignorant of economic realities, this chart of discretionary spending explains why military spending must be slashed unless taxes are dramatically raised.
(Reaven) That’s why we own so much, Charley
(Charley) horrible
(@|Matt|) but.....
(@|Matt|) they make cool planes that can hovar!!! O_o
(Charley) absolutely despicable
(Reaven) YES!
(Reaven) WE MAKE COOL PLANES THAT CAN HOVAR
! @synth donces
(Charley) stfu :p
(Reaven) What does Canada have?
(Reaven) Mounties...
(Charley) we have weed :p
(Reaven) Fuckin’ hippies
(Reaven) =D
(Charley) also we don’t go to jail

[Proteous] anyone want really cheap webhsoting - including - php, mysql, eggdrop bots and more
[DellyGurl] how much for a bnc with a custom vhost?
[Proteous] about 60p per month
[DellyGurl] that’s quite cheap. uptime?
[Proteous] 99.9 %
[DellyGurl] uplink?
[Proteous] ?
[DellyGurl] lol
[Proteous] sorry wrong person
[DellyGurl] amateur
[Proteous] i know what uplink is
[DellyGurl] so tell me about it
[Proteous] im the person that just sets up accounts and makes programs
[Proteous] ill let you speak to my partner
[DellyGurl] hm
[DellyGurl] a salesman who doesn’t know his stuff
[DellyGurl] i’m so surprised
[Proteous] just learning IRC and programming
[Proteous] quite new
[DellyGurl] why don’t you just take your spam elsewhere?
[Proteous] lol
[DellyGurl] you clearly know sod all about shell accounts
[Proteous] true
[Proteous] you seem to tkae this very personally
[DellyGurl] yep
[DellyGurl] i hate spammers
[Proteous] why
[Proteous] k
[Pi|Mu|Rho] ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!

(@synth|afk) OMGWTFBBQ
(@synth|afk) xD
(@synth|afk) ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFasdf.as
(@synth|afk) df’.as’
(@synth|afk) dfl;
(@synth|afk) asd’fl;as
! @synth|afk dies
(DiSTuRbEdofX) die
(DiSTuRbEdofX) die
(DiSTuRbEdofX) :-P
(Reaven) Calm the fuck down
(Reaven) You’re scaring the kittens
! @synth|afk scares kittens
! @|Matt| shits pants

(in #trickery)
<Luggage> [17:48] <Marik> wow someone said merry xms to me
<Luggage> about 500 ppl have said "kindly fuck off" to you, but u dont seem to notice them :P
<Marik> fine i will
* Parts: Marik (Marik@Danharris.users.quakenet.org)
<ProfLiebstrom> lol
<ProfLiebstrom> well said Luggage
<Luggage> \o/
<Luggage> i
<Luggage> win
<Luggage> :D
* Joins: Marik (Marik@Danharris.users.quakenet.org)
<Luggage> curses, my victory is temporary

(in #redeemers)
<+Marik> why dont you like me lug?
<@SCM> it was a joke marik
<@SCM> thats why he went ":P"
<@Luggage> [17:51] <@SCM> it was a joke marik
<@Luggage> er
<@Luggage> yes, thats right..
<@Luggage> a joke
<@Luggage> ....
<+Marik> ok
<+Marik> i understand
<@Luggage> i dont think you do tbh :/

<qui> Marik
<qui> please listen to me, I’ve said this enough times.
<Marik> ok
<qui> 1. You cannot learn without playing around, spending lots of hours and breaking things
<Marik> ok
<qui> 2. You need to learn HTML and at least CSS properly before trying to code decent sites. www.w3schools.org is a great site to learn from
<Marik> ok
<qui> 3. Coming in here asking for help is fine but you cannot do it day in day out again and again, especially when there are so many useful tutorial sites on the net.
<Marik> ok
<Marik> can i ask one thing?

<Ian`> * Narly|grub has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Ian`> * ObLiViOn25 has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Ian`> * dkz|Stormy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Ian`> <Marik> i think there is a netsplit coming :)
<Ian`> fucking bullet u are :E

<`oZ> im getting anally pounded by the postman?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> are you?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> well, each to their own.
<Sierro> well done oz
<T0rNaDo> :)
<Sierro> It’s not for me, but it’s a valid lifestyle choice I suppose.
<FluffyKitten> ....where the hell did that come from ?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> behind.

* CombatColin points at star of david
(CombatColin) see this?
(CombatColin) Juden!
(CombatColin) JUUUUUUUUDEN
* Sierro points at star of Tau Ceti
(Sierro) see that?
(@onions) Achtung! Juden!
(CombatColin) a welsh jew
(CombatColin) i don’t know wehter to light candles on a menorah or nick it

<@phantom> bah, i can feel the vodka leaving my system ;(
<@D33> you’ve wet yourself again
<@D33> it’s old age :/

(@Ald[KOTOR]) I don’t fit under any of those categories
(@CombatColin) i note they don’t have a category for boneless layabout
(03:57:21) ([Noo]) lol
(@Ald[KOTOR]) I’m not completely boneless, just lackin a spinal cord
(@CombatColin) thats kinda the crucial one
(@Ald[KOTOR]) Not really
(03:57:47) (@paulz) lol
-> nick: (Ald[KOTOR]) is now known as (Aldirin)
(@Aldirin) I get along quite well without it

(@CombatColin) you’re not FRENCH, are you?

<+Marik> ok my sis is coming ON
<+Marik> last time i said that got out of hand

<Bad-Co> Tim, 21 , you sure ?? don’t seem that long ago we celebrated your 18th in #wput
<qui|21> about 3 years ago Bad co ;)

(+Marik`) just foun a question on the FAQ section on www.multiplay.co.uk

<@oxy> Marik
<@oxy> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html
<@oxy> kthnxbi
<+Marik> t
<+Marik> ?
<+Marik> help
* Quits: +Marik (Danharris6@Danharris.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@Batz> rofl
<@Batz> !
<@Luggage> rofl

Crisis_Id (~pist_punx@cpe-24-24-135-190.socal.rr.com) has joined. ?52 people?
<Crisis_Id> How do I idle?

<ArcticFox> warum nicht Sie gerade weg Sie Bumsen gehen
<ArcticFox> swearing in another language rocks<ningo> 1:1 translation: why not they now away they sex going
<ArcticFox> ROFL
<SMeK> lol
<SMeK> you are wicked
<ArcticFox> germanian language rocks
<SMeK> babel doesnt put it in the right order
<ningo> only if you can spunk it
<ningo> *speak
<ningo> gah

! @synth slaps plith around with a pink Macintosh
! plith stabs synth and dances on his corpse.
! plith wins.
?(@synth) omg wtf hacker :(
(plith) It’s not hacking. It’s creative problem solving.

* @mrBadger lies down on my bed of IRCers
(@|Matt|) does that hurt?
* qckbeam dances on the table
(@|Matt|) i mean most of them are pricks?
(19:13:51) (@mrBadger) lol

[12:45am] * Wizza slaps _Daniel_ around a bit with a large trout
[12:45am] * Wizza slaps Mmw around a bit with a large trout
[1:06am] * _Daniel_ beats Wizza around the head with Mellys 12" Black Dildo
[1:07am]?@ Wizza? i knew melly had one some where
[1:07am]?@ Wizza? fucker would not let me borrow it
[1:08am]?@ Melly? ;(

(The-Pilgrim) grats marik last 5 quotes on i-rox dont apear to be about you
(Marik) thanks The-Pilgrim, i have been trying

<Spudman> I cry when I mastarbate
<Spudman> can you come over? I don’t want to cry tonight
<synth> should I bring the crack?

<commy> whats the command to ping?

<Sierro> In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gives rise to the One. The One gives rise to the Two. The Two gives rise to all things.
<Sierro> Simple innit.
<Longbow[GB]> don’t say innit
<Sierro> Tao Te Ching, chapter 1 i think
<Sierro> or maybe 2
<Sierro> somewhere near the start
<@amok`> puff
<Sierro> Don’t mock my beliefs amok`
<@amok`> yes you!!!!
<@amok`> with your ladeedaa philosophy
<Sierro> Taoist actually
<Sierro> But you can call it ladeedaa if you like
<Sierro> If you seek to label such things.
<Sierro> Quantum superposition of waveforms, both theories are correct at the same time.
<@amok`> there you go again objecting to labels!!
<Sierro> :)
<@amok`> unless you observe you cant know
<@amok`> labels are therefore needed
<Sierro> Provided you realise the limitation of said label.
<@amok`> to organise said observations
<Nutsy> labels are there for sexualy frusted people to peal off
<Sierro> A label is a word used to attemp to convey an event in space time.
<@amok`> a label is a bit of information
<@amok`> information is key
<@amok`> ergo labels are needed!!!!
<Sierro> But it is not the event itself.
<Sierro> Ergo labels are an approximation to the truth.
<Nutsy> GAHHH ITS THAT WORD AGAIN ERGO
<Sierro> Vis a vis
<Nutsy> i hate it
<Sierro> concordantly
<@amok`> heheh
<Sierro> Good old MTV Matrix spoof
<@amok`> you are a big fat hairy scrotum!!!
<Sierro> Indeed I am amok`.
<@amok`> thats my arguement!!

<@amok`> philosophy is all very well if you wanna ponce about but for hard facts science is where it is
<Sierro> Actually amok` I am a follower of the Taoist philosophy and a Scientist and there are a great many parallels between current theoretical physics and the intuitive philosophy of eastern thought.
<@amok`> bollocks

-[ Heartwork ]- like heterosexual is boy and girl, homosexual is boy and marik.
-[ Pod` ]- :)
-[ Marik ]- yes i got taught that way to

(@Spudman) im in the mood for love
(@Spudman) but other people are home

(20:28:16) ?(@Fenric) hate saying this but Star Wars bores me these days :( so different to how I used to be a massive fan of it ;(
(20:30:16) ?(@Spudman) ...
(20:30:25) ?(@Spudman) i cant beleive i had sex with you!

<mrBadger> ahhhh
<FluffyKitten> ahhhh ?
<Pod`> ahhhh !
<FluffyKitten> ohhhh
<mrBadger> ahhh terrance
<Photon> <insert generic porn music here>
<FluffyKitten> ehhhh ?
<mrBadger> ahhhh!
* Sierro cums

<Melly> the rertard

<@iC|tErr0>i just boned some guy 1v1

[@Ax|xA]: the 70s were so drab
(4 mins later)
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: <Ax|xA> the 70s were so drab <--- yeah but the free love and drug induced sex was awesome! :P
[@dirky]: guyvers fantasising again
[@RevBillyG]: guyver was still sucking his mums tit in the 70s
[@dirky]: idd
[@dirky]: er
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: na i’d moved on to her clitoris by 78
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: :x
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: :O

<Zakat> I am hard?
* mrBadger sets mode +m
<mrBadger> pre-emptive strike

(D33) Do Sharks serve a purpose ?
(ManiC^) food D33
(D33) Is there a reason we don’t wipe them out ?
(ManiC^) yes
(D33) do share :/
(Zakat) sharks are a important part of the lifecycle...
(ProfLiebstrom) greenpeace d33 thats why:p
(ManiC^) they keep there from being to many o summit
(ManiC^) :p
(Zakat) as most other fishes
(ManiC^) yup
(@flossie) they have been top of the food chain for 160million years
(Zakat) Sharks keep the fish population down a bit
(Zakat) flossie, whom?
(@flossie) that should say something about how much purpose they serve - a very important one
(@laesprahybab) flossie - they are evolutionary more successful than us
(ManiC^) thats why nature created armys
(Zakat) Humans rock
(ManiC^) to keep the human population down
(ManiC^) :p
(Zakat) we polute our environment!\o/
(@laesprahybab) we’ve have to adapt, and fight the selfish gene to propagate
(Zakat) moahaha I’m sending 9 meches against 1 :D
(D33) (@flossie) they have been top of the food chain for 160million years
(D33) Yes but
(D33) they never invented the wheel.
(Zakat) true laesprahybab.
(Zakat) We always have to adapt to new environments
(ManiC^) they never inveted bomb that cud blow the entire world up either
(ManiC^) whos smarter :p
(@laesprahybab) they have no need of a wheel
(@flossie) they also don’t care what colour the wheel is
(Zakat) I wonder how we’ll adapt to space when we colonize it.
(Zakat) It’s funny how near apocalypse the world was in the 60ies
(Zakat) when Russia was gonna nuke USA to hell
(@flossie) um
(@laesprahybab) I doubt we will
(@flossie) more the other way round zakat
(Marik) lol
(@laesprahybab) we will destroy ourselves before we reach space
(@laesprahybab) per ardua ad astra! (I think not)
(Zakat) laesprahybab, haha that’s unlikely imho.
(D33) laesprahybab - doubt it
** Zakat hugs D33
(@laesprahybab) history shows otherwise.
(Zakat) Umm.. No?
(Zakat) -_-
(D33) I didn’t realize we were traveling back in time
(ManiC^) i say we’ll wipe ourselves out first too
(ManiC^) :p
(@laesprahybab) all previous "technological" societies have wiped themselves out
(Zakat) If we’ve managed to survive for over thousands years we should survive to make it to space
(Zakat) HAHAHA
(Zakat) laesprahybab amuses me
(Zakat) laesprahybab, are you a comedian?
(D33) laesprahybab - Yes but, that’s because they never read the manual
** laesprahybab gives up
(D33) now, with irc, people have learnt to google.
(Sysagent) History is in the past people can and do learn by their mistakes - Mankind adapts to suit the enviroment he will exist for a while yet Harps :)
(Zakat) indeed D33.
(ManiC^) D33
(ManiC^) how many people rtfm now adays ?
(ManiC^) specially with america about :\
(ProfLiebstrom) some d33 :p
(@laesprahybab) this is like debating Schopenhaur with nursey children.
** laesprahybab goes
(D33) I want milk
(D33) and cookies.
(ProfLiebstrom) rar im munching on a large wiener!
(ManiC^) i want cookies too D:
(Zakat) laesprahybab got pissed :(
(ManiC^) btw whats schophenhaur ?

<@Ferg> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586
...... webaddy .. from .. Ferg/#trickery.priv .. (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586) [F12 to goto page]
<@Ferg> "
<@Ferg> Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
<@Ferg> "More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ’experience’ the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
<@Ferg> "
<@Ferg> rofl
<@babyharpseal> sounds like your interested to ;)
<@nyama> ewwwww
<@qui|56k> lol
>@qui|56k> brings a new meaning to the phrase ’splitting someone in half’
<@moron> ewww
<@flossie> it would take surgeons *hours* to get the smile off your face though

<D|VoiD> ok i may regret this , but what is burp the worm?

(@Munro) hes got an obsession with black dildos
(@synth) yeah :/
(@Majestic_XII) who hasnt?

(qui) I don't do any spirits anymore
(qui) other than a bit of malt whisky and occasionally I get stupid and do vodka + redbull like last night
(qui) was getting 4 pint jugs in
(qui) (12 quid a jug)
(qui) and just drank it out the jug
(qui) :/
(qui) had 3 over about 2.5/3 hours too
(qui) completely fucked up about 3am this morning
(qui) got out of bed and realised I'd shit myself :/

<UberLerk> Chesney hawkes has gay hair
<UberLerk> he has the type of hair another gay man would grab and yank backwards whilst taking him from behind and calling him bitch
<UberLerk> not that i know anything about that....

<Zakat> Zmur, write /disconnect Zakat
<Zmur> lol
<Zakat> comeon!
<Zakat> write it!
<Zmur> no
<Thargore> check out those stats at /server stats !
<Zmur> stfu
* Zakat Quit (Quit: Everything that has a beginning has a end
* Zakat has joined #halflife2
<Zakat> I HATE YOU Thargore
<Thargore> hahahaha
<Zakat> You suck and rock my man
<Thargore> roflmao @ Zakat!
<Zmur> :DDDD

<Zakat> \o/
<Zakat> I rock!
<Zakat> <Zakat> I am hard?
<Zakat> * mrBadger sets mode +m
<Zakat> <mrBadger> pre-emptive strike
<Zakat> :D
<ComradeBadger> lol
<ComradeBadger> anyway, he's still being a cock
<MaxiKana> lol
Closing Link: Zakat by stockholm.se.quakenet.org (Killed (*.quakenet.org (you don't rock by any stretch of the imagination)))

<onions> rofl
<onions> puppy just tied to bite my cock :D

morba: 15 mins till finish of ut2004 demo dl
morba: i could go have sex
...
morba: 3 times

(19:22:54)<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
(19:22:59)<Naive-EOC> Dead?
(19:23:01)<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
(19:23:02)<Ball-licker> In jail?
(19:23:06)<Humur> Killing each other?
(19:23:08)<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
(19:23:09)<Sailym> Covered in blood?
(19:23:11)<Humur> 5$ a piece?
(19:23:13)<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
(19:23:20)<Jaayy> ...
(19:23:31)<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!

<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!!

<Pinapoke> I forever regret the day I asked what a boner meant, in class.

{@Melly} someone drive a giant rusty knife through marik
{+Marik} no lets not
{@Melly} yus lets
{+Marik} fine do it
* @DJCarlos hands melly knife
{+Marik} eek
{@Melly} danke
* @Melly rams it through back of Marik's skull
{@DJCarlos} nice instant death
{+Marik} you missed
{@Melly} i never miss
{+Marik} you did
{+Marik} im still typing
-> mode: {Melly} sets {+m}
-> mode: {Melly} sets {-v Marik}
{@Melly} :x