([4K^Qui]) http://www.podrido.com/melodias/
([4K^Qui]) leetness
<easi> i dont get it
<easi> some phones shaking about
<easi> no music?
([4K^Qui]) click on what you think the tone is
<easi> there’s no music :{
<Darksaber> turn it up
<easi> at the risk of being branded a peon
<easi> i did just that
([4K^Qui]) hrm
([4K^Qui]) turn the volume up and click a few random tones
<easi> FUCKING HELL
([4K^Qui]) don’t think the music is loading properly
([4K^Qui]) HAHA!
<easi> cunt
<easi> die

<@[LAW]> im period pains btw :x

<@WazMeister> i got caught wanking in the girls loo before leaveing, thought i mark my spot for i18

<Fat_Loser> heard it last night, jet lag is shagging my brain
<_Roob_> is that jet li’s sister?
<Fat_Loser> I wish

<StarMonkey> velvet what did you do!
<velvet> the gline banned about 130 different hosts with like 200 people on them
<velvet> it wasnt a mistake!
<StarMonkey> neal ’i glined barrysworld on purpose’ hardwick

<+oxy> some1s put the wheatus CD in my CDRom drive .... I dont own a wheatus .... wtf

(CaptainTrips) i'm sure my keyboard randomly swaps letters around :/
([Matt]) my mouse wheel started moving on its own CaptainTrips
([Matt]) strange thing is it started whilst i was watching the exorcist on DVD during the levatation scene
([Matt]) :/
(T3CH`) sprinkle holy water on it
([Matt]) :D
(T3CH`) while its switched on
(T3CH`) :D
([Matt]) the dvd started rewinding on its own :s
(T3CH`) next thing you know your computer will start going 'your mother installs OS2 in hell!!!'
(CaptainTrips) lol

<gaz> i don’t think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it

<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That’s going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself

<Lysander_Sweinh> By whiners I mean Adrian, Ren and their little crowd ;P...Adrian and the Yes-men I like to call them...they sit about waiting for Adrian to post, then BOOM they home in on his arse and clamp on tight

<Ferg> servers
<@yee> All servers are currently up
<@oof> But I fancy going down..

<Kahuna> i have my gamma so bloody high my eyeballs have a suntan now ffs

<Graeme> yeah, don’t be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<Melleh> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death

<onions> yeey christian animation thingy on bbc2 <onions> brain washing has never been so fun

(@OmeGa`) isnt double dutch: when you use a condom and the girl takes the pill? :P
(@Luggage) double dutch is when ure having 2 fifty person orgies side by side

<WhiteGold> should have stayed in bed lol cant get bored there

<D33> (6:52pm) ** D33 is away: auto-away: 15min idle. ..(l:on/p:on)..sna
<D33> (6:53pm) -S- You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/ and cease your abuse.
<D33> great
<D33> so if I set back
<D33> I’m killed.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it’s a win-win situation \o/

(qui) I was capt of my school team
(qui) when I was fit
<WhiteGold> you were never fit!
(qui) why does that seem such a long time ago :(
<WhiteGold> always ill with sommat
<WhiteGold> schoolphobia mostly
<Tarantella> lol
(qui) pfft
(qui) you can hardly preach about that
<WhiteGold> lol only missed out the 3rd year
<WhiteGold> i went 4th and 5th mostly
(qui) yer right
<WhiteGold> i did cause i had picked the subjects, only one i hated i was left with was math
<WhiteGold> i loathed that subject
(qui) numbers never were your forte
<Tarantella> 40?
(qui) unless it’s 69
(qui) ;<
<WhiteGold> rofl
<WhiteGold> cheeky!
(qui) well that halted any further conversation
(qui) i rox
<WhiteGold> i can add 6 + 9 together very well tyvm
(qui) I bet you can deb
(qui) did you get full marks for practicing that in your maths class?
<WhiteGold> no my maths teacher never gave me much above 50% in anything :E

<Steelo> old rpgs were the best :<
<Intron> Sam and max
<Kickles> secret of mana
(qui) AC!
<Kickles> uh intron
<Intron> qui STFU AC sucks
<Kickles> that wasnt a rpg
<BJayD> that was an adventure
(qui) quiet ginger tosser
<Steelo> final fantasy...sounds like a pr0n title fs ;/
<Intron> its clear it sucks cos Velvet played it
<Intron> and he only plays crap games
<Kickles> i loved turn based strategy, epsically doom2
<Steelo> lol
<Kickles> you suck Intron
<Intron> yeah Kickles
(qui) he played Tribes with you
(qui) and that rocked
<Intron> Qui it sucked i only played it cos i wanted to be close to velvet
<Kickles> monkey island 1 and 2 rocked
<Intron> but i dont have a crush on velvet no more
<Intron> so i dont care for it
<Steelo> u cant say the same about t2 :<
<Intron> well that should have scared 90% of the channle :D
** Drkwoman has left mIRC to check on the slaves...

<ror> maybe I shoved my headphones in the wrong hole

[00:08] <Ripley8> anyone know a database tool that you can set it to do work on just ONE database that you specify?
[00:09] <Hotel2Tango> yup
[00:09] * Hotel2Tango has quit IRC (Signed off)
[00:09] <@onions> rofl

<+SylverFyre> got Broadband now tho \o/
<IronJaw> im getting it in october
<+SylverFyre> n1 :)
<IronJaw> The Lossiemouth exchange gets converted :)
<[MPD]Losty> converted to electric?

[08:55] <Squeeb> didn’t help last night that my best m8 was SEVEARLY hitting on me
[08:56] <Squeeb> she’s like, this complete nymph
[08:56] <Arachnamus> whats her number again?
[08:56] <Arachnamus> ;-)
[08:56] <Squeeb> lol
[08:57] <Squeeb> But like.. im all relationship liking and stuff... and im with Katie and I love her to bits.. And I tell Amy that I think im being cheated on and she’s like "aww babes, guess what Im doing now?"
[08:57] <Squeeb>"urrr eating a sandwich"
[08:57] <Squeeb>"no.. im gently slipping my hand onto my clit"
[08:57] <Squeeb>urrrr... no?"
[08:59] * Arachnamus chokes
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> lol
[08:59] <Viper_H> maybe she had an itch?
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> lol
[08:59] <Arachnamus> or kept her sandwiches down her pants
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> maybe somethin’ got stuck up there
[08:59] <Squeeb> exactly
[09:00] <Squeeb> but im like "Amy... your bad" and she’s like "hehe I know" ..
[09:00] <Squeeb>"no no .. shut up" "mmm i have a hard clit" "wtf ffs.."
[09:02] <Squeeb> evil girl I tell you .. EVIL!L1l1l1l

<Steelo> how can you have sex with a woman fs?

(From an IRC channel stats page)
Batz also makes sailors blush, 2.0% of the time.

(+Ferg) "receiving message 2155 of 9596"
(+Ferg) you know, when you’ve been mail-bombed

* @Melly Hello good citizen mortus\Dutchman.....my name is Batman.....you could be my assistant....would you like that??? Would you like to ride with Batman?
(@mortus\Dutchman) nah bm gay
(@mortus\Dutchman) robin 2
(@Melly) ;o
(@Melly) whats wrong with a man in a rubber suit like? :E
(@mortus\Dutchman) hmm when i m drunk nothing
(@mortus\Dutchman) lol
(@Melly) aaahahaha

<+[4D-Lauren]> ppl stalking me again sayins asl =x
<@Luggage> lol if ure a known female that often happens does it? :/
<+[4D-Lauren]> pisses me off
* [4D-Lauren] is now known as [4D-Tiarta]
<@Luggage> we cant help it, we’re lonely useless nerdy bastards
<@Luggage> well, at least deff is
<+[4D-Tiarta]> well go get laid O_o
<@Luggage> yeah i would it were that easy :P
<+[4D-Tiarta]> im sure some girls will fake it for u =)
<@Luggage> lol
<@Luggage> prolly not ;E
<+[4D-Tiarta]> LOL
<@Luggage> that doesnt really count as an orgasm does it :E

<@Brain|oUT> right then - I am off to try and persuade mrs murders to shag me stupid
<@Hellfire2> lol
<@Hellfire2> gl :E
<@Brain|oUT> but I will probs end up playing ET... :/
<+GRIMARSE> g/l
<@Brain|oUT> nn folks

<Reiven> badboy, independence day?
<Reiven> they uploaded windows on the big ship and it crashed or something :)
<D33> "TAKE A DOSE OF 95 YOU ALIEN INVADING SCUM"
<Reiven> hahaha

(+Briggers): (21:25:42) (+SheepDip) I abused weezas bum
(+SheepDip): ummmm
(+SheepDip): Briggers
(+Briggers): owns
(+SheepDip): a dildo
(+SheepDip): :P

<@Nailz> 17 killer scorpions escaped in a dutchy town
<@Nailz> if they sting you your dead within a minute says here
<@MYM`rs|Laban-X-> good think human girls cant do that :/
<@MYM`rs|Laban-X-> or we would be fucked

<Kyle2> kid rock sucks
<Kyle2> i have to wake up to him every morning
<Bad_Boy> why?
<Kyle2> cause i lost the remote to my stereo and i’m too lazy to change the cd
<D33> lmao
<Bad_Boy> lol

<@Becky> is there a 2004?
<@Stevo> there will be
(qui) it’s the year before 2005 Becks
<@Stevo> but it will suck
** Becky just smiles at qui
<Becky> this is my be nice to qui week :)
<@Becky> and no matter what he says
<@Becky> i will do it
<@Stevo> :/
<@Becky> for a whole week
<@Stevo> are u being sponsored
<@Becky> not yet
<@Stevo> u should
(qui) do I get a bonus if I break you?
<@Becky> dig deep guys
<@Becky> no
<@Becky> you get a slap
<@Stevo> coz that is a hard task
(qui) <@Becky> and no matter what he says
(qui) <@Becky> i will do it
(qui) :)
<@Becky> come on then fly boy!!!
(qui) the mind boggles with the possibilities
<@Becky> :)
(qui) go get a rolling pin
(qui) and smash Exec in the nads
<@Becky> why?
(qui) because I said so
<@Becky> nah
(qui) owned

(+Pi|Mu|Rho) I was sweet and innocent beore I entered #by
(+Pi|Mu|Rho) and now I’ve been corrupted by velvet’s inner circle.

<dave[SN]> I’m Dave
<ZenTiX> real name?
<dave[SN]> Dave
<Wizza-> me?
<ZenTiX> u 2
<FluffyKitten> Dave = Cecil
<Wizza-> Craig
<ZenTiX> david
<FluffyKitten> ha
<dave[SN]> :o
<ZenTiX> what bout u FluffyKitten
<dave[SN]> Cecil ?
* FluffyKitten giggles
<ZenTiX> what?
<ZenTiX> is he him?
<ZenTiX> tell me
<Wizza-> im Craig David
<ZenTiX> really?
<FluffyKitten> yes, Wizza is Craig David
<Wizza-> aye
<Wizza-> :)
<ZenTiX> holy christ
<ZenTiX> your like
<ZenTiX> famous
<Wizza-> FAMOUS
<Wizza-> you want my autograph?
<FluffyKitten> he took Dave for a drink on Tuesday, then banned him on Wednesday
<ZenTiX> no
<ZenTiX> fucking hate your music
<ZenTiX> no offence
<Wizza-> omg
* FluffyKitten laughs
<dave[SN]> Oh cheers :x
<Wizza-> some one ban him
<ZenTiX> why?
<ZenTiX> because u cant make music?
<Wizza-> you dont like my music
<ZenTiX> oh sorry
<Wizza-> cheeky bast
<ZenTiX> every single person on earth HAS to like your music?
<Wizza-> yes
<Wizza-> they do
<Wizza-> or they get banned
<dave[SN]> I don’t
<Wizza-> :)

<@GH|asyl> jebusmoore|H can i help?
<jebusmoore|H> how the hell do i start a game, im a total new comer
<@GH|asyl> you have to own the game before you can start it
<jebusmoore|H> how do i own a game?

+jimmeh: fu i aint makin friends with anyone who goes to derby uni, fkn spastics.
+jimmeh: i sit locked in my room occassionally masturbating
+jimmeh: good day to you sir, nobbler
Stu` rofl:
Blas|SaltedMash: lol

(+WhiteKnight`): 3 weeks, 3 routers, and one mass wireless network. i now have the internet at uni !!
*** Quits: WhiteKnight` (~dalewidge@213.48.73.94) (G-lined)
(TheDarkOne): or not as the case may be

..signoff | Coddy | (Killed (*.quakenet.org (fuck off wanker))) | 5:20pm
..signoff | Coddy | (Killed (*.quakenet.org ([17:13] (Coddy) ru mother fuckers gonna give me my fucking Q account back?))) | 5:22pm |||

[18:26] <@`Chaos> arse, was just watching a small porn movie and i thought my headphones were buggered cos i could nt hear it probaly then my brother comes in and goes can u turn down yr speakers

<+Ge0rdie> need 3 for mix, no nubs
<+Ge0rdie> need 1 for mix
<+Ge0rdie> Need 2 for mix CS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not DOD k tnx)

<Synbios> what, do I need to be hard to come in here?

+[DaneMan] is searching for Evil-Bunneh + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 189 Hits!
[@Evil-Bunneh]: i got 687

(D33) What’s a word for lack of trust
(+Godin) "microsoft"

<+DanHarris> cant fnd ne chans tho
<+DanHarris> gimme some chans
<@Lugg0r> #feds
<@Lugg0r> ask em if u can join
<@Lugg0r> they are a good clan tho
<@Rebirth`> tru
<+DanHarris> #feds i know who they r
<@Rebirth`> :/
<@Lugg0r> yeah, good aint they
<+DanHarris> they aint a clan
<@Rebirth`> jus goto
<@Rebirth`> #tbuk
<@Rebirth`> they are a good clan to get started in
<@Lugg0r> if they dont let u in, GSX are good
<@Lugg0r> try their webby, www.goatse.cx
<+DanHarris> i cant wait to kill u lugg0r in UT
<@Lugg0r> :E

<Brocken> wtf, one almighty MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just came out of my TV and it’s not even switched on :/
<WildWayz> ooooh
<Pi|Mu|Rho> GHOST COWS!
<FluffyKitten> are you perhaps drunk ? or high ?
<Brocken> ah no, it was a motorbike outside ;(
<Brocken> sounded like a moo :(
<Pi|Mu|Rho> gimp.
<Brocken> no, you’re a gimp :{

(01:49:20) (@Synbios) nah, just the simple fact that the bot, as a bizarre coincidence, has insulted her loads
(01:49:28) (@Synbios) I think it annoyed her
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(01:49:40) (@Synbios) insult?
(01:49:40) (@i-rox) SAngel-_-Off is a goat!

[@kirst]: does anyone know the standard size of a shandy