<Marik> I was just about to insert [ed: into the gf], then BAM! Little Dan, decides he is to nervous

<Marik> It was also good fun and feels pretty damn nice. Esspecially if you pull out just to the rim and the go back in again, super fun.

<Frymaster> So me and fruitbat are standing in the club next to the dancefloor, while >>> dances with some guy she knows
<Frymaster> And this lass I don't know comes over and looks up at us (she was rather petite) expectantly
<Frymaster> I look over at fruitbat, since she obviously knows him
<Frymaster> And he's looking at me, assuming *I* know her
<Frymaster> My mind's a blank (she's rather attractive, so I think if I *did* know her I'd remember)
<Frymaster> So I do a kind of well-met-by-night(club)-fair-lady nod
<Frymaster> And she leans forward and says "My name's Sarah... do you come here often?"
<|Ryan|> O_o
<Frymaster> So I'm like, wow, I've never actually heard that one in real life but let's run with it
<Frymaster> We talk a bit (I do actually go there often; she's from out of town)
<Frymaster> Next thing I know, she says "I've got a thing for guys with curly hair" and leans up and licks me on the cheek
<lifeless> lol
<Frymaster> By this point the fry train has definately left Reality Station and is heading for Surreal Heights, so I might as well go with the flow
<Frymaster> Chat a bit more, and she says her mates want to move on somewhere else... punctuating her speech with a rub of my groin
<Frymaster> And at this PRECISE MOMENT
<Frymaster> >>> comes back from the dancefloor
<Frymaster> and she says,
<Frymaster> "I've lost my phone, you need to help me look for it"
<|Ryan|> rofl
<lifeless> haha
<Frymaster> And naturally, by the time I get back, she's gone :( fry luck, always bad :E

<StarMonkey> is it possible to make money from a gaming service these days?
<DJCarlos> i wouldnt have thought so
<DJCarlos> unless its like oral sex to gamers who dont leave theirhouses
<StarMonkey> i'd like to make a living doing something like that
<StarMonkey> :(

*** Q has quit IRC (hub.uk.quakenet.org CServe.quakenet.org)
<D33> buh bye Q
<Bilbo_Fraggins> you though he would of at least said good bye
<GroovYF> temperamental ickle bugger is Q
<GroovYF> (sp)
<Bandy> i think you spelt Q right

Session Start: Mon Mar 25 16:30:56 2002
Session Ident: Shocker
Session Ident: Shocker (shocker@sux0rs.t0.b3.j00.co.uk)
<Shocker> hi id like to be in the uk team
<Puneet|away> okies
<Puneet|away> ur in
<Shocker> u not gonna trial me ?
<Puneet|away> nah ive seen u play loads
<Puneet|away> send me ur config tho
<Shocker> are u clanleader
<Puneet|away> yea
<Shocker> cos i really do want to be in lca
<Puneet|away> i got voted in yesterday
<Shocker> can i have +aotv ?
<Puneet|away> if u send me ur config ill get u in either the uk team or sk.de
<Shocker> k i see u jokin
<Puneet|away> i was joking about sk.de
<Puneet|away> but i can get u in team uk
<Puneet|away> provided u have a good config
<Shocker> its v similiar to liquids
<Puneet|away> send
<Shocker> ok i aint updated it tho im waiting for cs1.4
<Puneet|away> whats ur best score in missionred ?
<Shocker> missionred ?
<Puneet|away> www.missionred.com
<Puneet|away> play the sniper game
<Puneet|away> get me a screenshot of u scoring over 200,000 and ill put u on the team uk shortlist
<Shocker> iw ant to be in LCA Counter-strike team :P
<Shocker> ?
<Puneet|away> right
<Puneet|away> u need a score of 300,000 to be in the lca counter strike team
<Puneet|away> private msg Munk
<Puneet|away> the password is scottish
<Puneet|away> tell him uve been put through by Agent X
<Puneet|away> and he’ll give u a trial
<Shocker> m8
<Shocker> whats that thing got to do with cs
<Puneet|away> basically lca have been fooled before
<Puneet|away> by ppl taking the piss
<Puneet|away> so if i think ur genuine
<Puneet|away> i give u a password
<Puneet|away> and a codename
<Puneet|away> then u talk to munk
<Puneet|away> and he gives u a trial
<Puneet|away> if u dont want a trial for lca fair enough
<Shocker> i want to join lca
<Shocker> no shit no nothing
<Puneet|away> so pm munk
<Shocker> but i dont want to do lots of tests
<Puneet|away> tell him the password is scottish
<Puneet|away> and ur codename is Agent X
<Puneet|away> and thats it
<Puneet|away> he’ll give u a trial
<Puneet|away> u in or out m8?
<Puneet|away> password is only valid for today
<Shocker> im in
<Shocker> but whats passs for ?
<Puneet|away> right so msg munk
<Puneet|away> the pass is to signify that Ive talked to u
<Shocker> hes not replying
<Puneet|away> he’ll be back
<Shocker> u think im good enough
<Puneet|away> do u train every evening ?
<Puneet|away> whats ur best score on a uk2 server ?
<Shocker> well when i was clanleader of sC i never pld public only matches so i adapted to matches
<Shocker> never play on uk2
<Shocker> h8 it
<Puneet|away> right u need a screenshot of getting 50 on uk2 to join lca
<Puneet|away> i had to do it
<Shocker> this is v strange
<Shocker> dont u care about team work
<Shocker> ?
<Puneet|away> as ive said we’ve been betrayed before
<Puneet|away> we care about teamwork once we’ve established ur good enough for uk2
<Shocker> i give u my word i wont betray u
<Puneet|away> k i need some statistics
<Puneet|away> how old are you?
<Shocker> 14
<Shocker> 15
<Shocker> soz
<Shocker> im going to i11 hopefully too
<Puneet|away> k name?
<Shocker> Nick Jones
<Puneet|away> criminal record?
<Shocker> none
<Puneet|away> k now some personal information
<Puneet|away> marital status?
<Shocker> none
<Shocker> single
<Puneet|away> homo or hetero?
<Shocker> hetero
<Puneet|away> ever had any tendancies towards the same sex?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> ever thought about "experimenting" ?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> ok cool
<Puneet|away> right now some situation questions
<Puneet|away> tell me in 30 words why u want to join lca
<Shocker> your a good clan or were i wanted to join you before, you are mature, and friendly and seem the best clan for me at this current time
<Shocker> and also id like a long term clan
<Puneet|away> who’s ur favourite lca player and why
<Shocker> you because u were a laugh in tstp
<Shocker> if that was the same person
<Puneet|away> have u msg’ed Munk with the codename and password?
<Shocker> ye
<Shocker> i pasted what u said
<Shocker> he aint replied
<Puneet|away> dont paste
<Puneet|away> Pm him
<Puneet|away> say
<Puneet|away> "I am agent X Munklord, Agent Y sent me
<Puneet|away> The password is scottish
<Puneet|away> behold
<Puneet|away> type that
<Shocker> i type behold as well?
<Puneet|away> yes
<Puneet|away> in capitals
<Puneet|away> then type
<Puneet|away> "LET THE DOORS OF LCA OPEN TO ME"
<Puneet|away> "BESTOW ME THE HONOUR OF A TRIAL
<Shocker> lol ur taking th episs
<Puneet|away> nah im not
<Puneet|away> thats the last thing m8
<Puneet|away> after that ur trial is as good as safe
<Shocker> thought u said u seen me play lots and im gooe enough
<Puneet|away> yes but ive been talking to Agent 91
<Puneet|away> and he said that u arent as good in 1.3 as 1.1
<Puneet|away> i saw u play in 1.1
<Puneet|away> u were very good
<Puneet|away> Potti told me about u
<Puneet|away> he said Heaton saw u play and was blown away
<Puneet|away> u good mates with heaton?
<Shocker> n0pe
<Puneet|away> met him in rl?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> k
<Puneet|away> can anyone verify u dont cheat?
<Shocker> well me
<Shocker> i can take screeny of my cs dir
<Shocker> um Emperor from blacklight
<Shocker> can
<Shocker> um
<Puneet|away> are u experienced in the use of Adobe Photoshop pro?
<Puneet|away> because that can be used to alter screeenies
<Shocker> mm
<Shocker> im not no
<Shocker> but
<Shocker> grr
<Shocker> i dont cheat i swear ok
<Puneet|away> if it was a hard match
<Puneet|away> and we wanted to cheat
<Puneet|away> would u
<Shocker> no
<Puneet|away> are u a vegetarian?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> would u be prepared to give up meat and call out to the name of Allah if asked for by the clan
<Puneet|away> just at lans
<Puneet|away> u can follow ur own religion at home
<Shocker> <Munk|> go slap pun
<Shocker> <Munk|> he should know im agent R
<Puneet|away> oh shit sorry
<Puneet|away> i thought he was X
<Shocker> i dont have a religion
<Puneet|away> ok
<Puneet|away> and finally, do u believe that cs is more than just a game?
<Puneet|away> we’re at the last part of the trial initiation
<Shocker> how do u mean
<Puneet|away> i mean do u think its a release from the everyday mundane things
<Puneet|away> like homework and such
<Shocker> i play cs as soon as i come back from school
<Puneet|away> ok
<Shocker> and stop at 12pm
<Puneet|away> last part of the ceremony
<Shocker> u decide
<Shocker> :)0
<Puneet|away> u sure u want to trial?
<Puneet|away> ok repeat after me if u are sure
<Puneet|away> I believe that cs is more than a game
<Shocker> I believe that cs is more than a game
<Puneet|away> dont copy and paste
<Puneet|away> type it
<Puneet|away> feel it
<Puneet|away> believe it
<Shocker> type it
<Shocker> feel it
<Shocker> believe it
<Shocker> oh right
<Shocker> soz
<Shocker> i didnt copy n paste it
<Puneet|away> I believe i can fly away
<Shocker> erm
<Shocker> i believe i can fly away
<Puneet|away> Spread my wings and fly away
<Shocker> spread my wings and fly away
<Puneet|away> if i believe it
<Shocker> if i believe it
<Puneet|away> and i can see it
<Puneet|away> u there?
<Shocker> and i can see it
<Shocker> ye
<Puneet|away> then i can dooo it
<Shocker> then i can dooo it
<Puneet|away> i believe i can fly
<Puneet|away> i believe i can touch the sky
<Shocker> i believe i can fly
<Puneet|away> I am LCA
<Shocker> i believe i can touch the sky
<Puneet|away> LCA are my brothers
<Shocker> I am LCA
<Shocker> LCA are my brothers
<Puneet|away> I am their brothers
<Puneet|away> god bless lca
<Shocker> i am their brother
<Shocker> god bless lca
<Puneet|away> amen
<Shocker> amen
<Shocker> :/
<Puneet|away> k ill cu here tomorrow
<Puneet|away> 9pm
<Puneet|away> use the name "swazzle
<Shocker> ok
<Shocker> what
<Puneet|away> so i know its u
<Shocker> in irc ?
<Puneet|away> yea
<Puneet|away> we cant let anyone know that ur trialling
<Puneet|away> ppl monitor my irc after 8pm
<Puneet|away> so ull need to use an alias
<Puneet|away> "swazzle"
<Puneet|away> ok ?
<Puneet|away> c u there my friend
<Puneet|away> god speed
<Shocker> ok
<Puneet|away> remember
<Puneet|away> cs is more than just a game
<Puneet|away> lca are more than just a clan
<Puneet|away> do u believe it ?
<Puneet|away> do u feel it?
<Shocker> yes
<Puneet|away> oh another thing
<Puneet|away> ull need to make a cs logo
<Puneet|away> can u do that?
<Shocker> no
<Shocker> never have
<Puneet|away> are u good at drawing?
<Shocker> im ok
<Puneet|away> whats ur best subject
<Shocker> music
<Puneet|away> u can either make a cs logo or a short poem about lca for tomorrow
<Puneet|away> ur choice
<Puneet|away> either 5pm or 9pm tomorrow m8
<Puneet|away> its for the website
<Puneet|away> i made a poem
<Shocker> i may be able to make a
<Shocker> logo
<Puneet|away> ok
<Shocker> for the webby
<Shocker> not for cs tho
<Puneet|away> okies
<Puneet|away> u not good at poems?
<Shocker> im quite good at flash
<Shocker> im good at poems ye
<Puneet|away> munk really likes poems
<Puneet|away> so if u make a poem ur chances of getting in are higher tbh
<Puneet|away> can u make me a poem by either end of today or tomorrow
<Puneet|away> nothing majo
<Puneet|away> just about cs and lca
<Shocker> ye np
<Shocker> end of tomorrow
<Shocker> LCA, what a clan we play cs the best we can :/
<Shocker> u want it long tho
<Puneet|away> yea
<Puneet|away> if possible
<Puneet|away> about 6 lines?
<Shocker> np
<Puneet|away> thats a really good start tho m8
<Shocker> i better get in tho
<Puneet|away> can see ur gonna be a great addition to the team


*** AND AS PROOF
<Puneet|away> did he pm u the codename and password?
<Munk|> yep lol
<Munk|> [16:42] <Shocker> hi can i join lca plz
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> I am agent X Munklord, Agent Y sent me
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> I am agent X Munklord, Agent Y sent me
<Munk|> ROFL
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> the password is scottish
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> behold
<Munk|> omfg
<Munk|> my sides
<Munk|> stop
<Puneet|away> lol thats honestly so funny
<Puneet|away> i interviewed him
<Munk|> [16:56] <Shocker> LET THE DOORS OF LCA OPEN TO ME
<Munk|> LMAO
<Puneet|away> lol
<Munk|> [16:56] <Shocker> BESTOW ME THE HONOUR OF A TRIAL


*** 15 MINUTES LATER
<Shocker> i dont the poem
<Shocker> done
<Shocker> *
<Puneet|away> k paste
<Puneet|away> yo Nick?
<Shocker> yep
<Shocker> ok
<Shocker> LCA, what a clan,
<Shocker> we play cs the best we can.
<Shocker> Individually we are supreme,
<Shocker> but together we are a machine
<Shocker> Guns blazing, people dieing
<Shocker> and if you watched us youd be crying
<Shocker> thats what ive done so far
<Shocker> :P
<Puneet|away> wow thats really good
<Shocker> ta
<Puneet|away> wish i could do poems that well :/
<Puneet|away> mine was
<Puneet|away> GImme a l
<Puneet|away> gimme a c
<Puneet|away> gimme a c
<Puneet|away> a
<Puneet|away> even
<Puneet|away> whaddya get
<Puneet|away> LCA!!!
<Puneet|away> go go lca
<Shocker> heh
<Puneet|away> lca ur the man
<Puneet|away> if u cant do it
<Puneet|away> infinity e sports can
<Shocker> so im guessing mine was shit then
<Puneet|away> nah urs is actually really good
<Puneet|away> finish it and stuff
<Shocker> thx
<Shocker> ok np
<Puneet|away> we’ll put it on the front page of the website

<Jinxed> [N] Cannot join channel #vagina (Invite only)
<Kreegle> story of your life eh Jinxed?

<flossie> (to girl) you are surrounded by all these me who have....no idea how to please you!
<flossie> men, not me!
<flossie> owned by typo :(

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

<Melleh> A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
<Melleh> ;o
<D33> well that’s the next generation of club face paint then.
<Kahuna> lol
<Melleh> lol
<Kahuna> bet the dumbasses that go to clubs will pay ?25 to be pissed on by a cat
<Kahuna> I’ll do it for free if they like

<Nor> think our bot isnt well (@ooh): ERROR (score: 2002:) is on Can’t (connect:to) (!got local).
<Utumno> VelvCode strikes ! =)
<Miserygut> I my bot got the AZN virus (@Yo): Got rice? Got rice bitch, got rice?

<+pureperversions> u want to find sex goto msn gameing zones rooms
<+pureperversions> the teen checkers rooms on the msn zone are the worst
<+Bad-Co> you used to play checkers on MSN ?
<+Bad-Co> I used to be undefeated on Checkers..
<+Bad-Co> I used to start a game.. then when they asked A/S/L, I used to say 86/m/NYC...then they used to leave and default the game
<+Bad-Co> never lost a game..
<+Briggers> you liar Bad-Co
<+Briggers> you dont live in nyc :P

<+Bad-Co> If you get married you dream about other women.................. who don’t nag, but do give blow jobs
<+[NZ]Rubberducky> they dont exist
<+[NZ]Rubberducky> but its nice to dream

<velvet> D33.... "Apart from that.. yea, it’s growing on me"
** velvet gasps
<D33> don’t blame me that you picked a bunch of cynical bastards who hate change for senior officials ;(
<SysAgent|w0rK> LOL

<@Dilberto> w = forward shift = crouch space = jump for my LJs ;-(
<@Dilberto> makes my hand ache after 2 maps, and thats very nice of u to say troj
<@Troj> ;)
<D33> fs
<D33> such timing
<D33> I flick into #ja, totally ignorent of the conversation
<D33> and read
<D33> <@Dilberto> makes my hand ache after 2 maps, and thats very nice of u to say troj
<@Troj> lol
<MORT|brb> LOLOL
<D33> and get a 0.7 second flash of something horrific in my mind before I read up the screen

<@Jenkski> hehe, number one FAQ entry in AOL help is:
<@Jenkski> We’re sorry to hear that you’re considering cancelling your AOL membership. Before you go any further, here are some reminders of the exclusive benefits you can avail of as an AOL member:

<D33> find jk2 jeff
<erk> DEFINATLY NOT JEFF (score: 0) is on blueyonder Jedi Knight II #02 [ctf] (194.117.138.253:28071) (map: ctf_imperial) (players: 8/12).
<D33> :/

<[AO]Reason> lads honest opion am i an asshole lol
<D33> Nope
<[AO]Reason> thx d33 :)
<D33> Your a complete fuckwit.

<marek> i think you need to explore your own sexuallity
<Ozy^> I already did
<Ozy^> years ago
<Ozy^> and I’m definitely not gay
<Ozy^> err
<Ozy^> does that sound like I experimented with gay sex?
* phantom nods
<Ozy^> right
<Ozy^> well, I didn’t
* phantom points out its too late and we wont let facts get in the way of things

<Mace> holy shit
<Mace> i literaly nearly chocked to death
<Mace> i just swallowed some drink and it went down my windpipe
<Mace> coughing like a mad, had bubbles in my windpipe
<Darksaber> I’ve done that before
<Darksaber> not good
<Mace> i nearly passed out
<Mace> i was on all fours coughing and chocking
<Mace> ;(
<Mace> you nearly lost the best admin ever
<Mace> to a glass of tango

<eLBandy> BoGeY, u here?
<BoGeY> no
<BoGeY> are you?
<eLBandy> no
<eLBandy> now go away
part | BoGeY | (~as@modem-2260.llama.dialup.pol.co.uk)
<eLBandy> !!!!!!1

<@dev|t2> u seen my quit message yet?
<@Admirable> go for it
part | dev|t2 | (d-e-v-i-l@host217-36-3-203.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
<Trueneo> lol
<Trueneo> n00b
<D33> lol
join | dev|t2 | (d-e-v-i-l@host217-36-3-203.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
<dev|t2> lo again
<Trueneo> you gotta quit mIRC

<lozza-b> hi
<MiG> hello
<lozza-b> u wan5t cyber?
<MiG> ...
<lozza-b> asl?
<MiG> im 62/f/jamaica
<lozza-b> o soz
<MiG> do you like coconuts up your ass ?
<lozza-b> i thought u were a lad
<lozza-b> i am really sorry
<lozza-b> o my god
<MiG> i was joking... im not really from jamaica, or female, or 62
<lozza-b> i am so soz
<lozza-b> well wot r u then???
<MiG> im 18/m/birmingham
<lozza-b> liar
<lozza-b> y did u say u were a f then dick ed
<lozza-b> zxc vip
<MiG> as a joke, which was obviously beyond your comprehension
<lozza-b> sorry mr big words
<MiG> ....those arent big words
<lozza-b> u fanny fuckin twat
<lozza-b> go and fuck a 62 f jamacian
<lozza-b> u fag tit
<MiG> how very amusing, where did you think that one up ?
<lozza-b> sat right here in ma chair
<lozza-b> tit face
<MiG> ma chair ? was that from ikea ?
<lozza-b> fuck off dick
<MiG> you messaged me, if i remember correctly
<lozza-b> o yer
<lozza-b> the brains of 2002
<MiG> were you the runner up in the trialists ?
<lozza-b> and if i remember correctly u woz the liar
<lozza-b> and when woz that held may i ask
<MiG> theres a difference between lying, and joking
<lozza-b> i fink i woz at fanny fucking school that day
<lozza-b> yeah well go learn it then ?
<MiG> it appears youre the one who doesnt know it, since you got all worked up about nothing
<lozza-b> well sory i am so sory 4 inconveniencing u i will let u go now then so PISS OFF U FANNY FUCKING DICK HEAD NEXT TIME GO 2 A GUD SCHOOL LIKE ME
<MiG> did the ’gud’ school not have an english teacher ?
<lozza-b> NO ONLY A FANNY FUCKING TEACHER
<MiG> do you suffer PMT ?
<lozza-b> yes do u not
<MiG> no, im male... it seems your ’gud’ school had no biology teacher either
<lozza-b> u will find that a 13 year old as just kicked ya arse in an argument
* MiG coughs
<MiG> that was the funniest thing you said...
<lozza-b> do u not av pmt or a u gone thru your menapause
<MiG> as i already said, im male, i dont get PMT
<MiG> you seem to pretty badly, you should see a doctor
<lozza-b> u sure ?
<MiG> very sure
<lozza-b> great bye
<MiG> ...

..18:39.. <|DHC|Kaos> D33 you there?
..18:41.. <D33||Shower> yus
..18:41.. <D33||Shower> |DHC|Kaos
..18:42.. <D33||Shower> someone asks for me
..18:42.. <D33||Shower> then runs off
..18:42.. <D33||Shower> :(
..18:42.. <Warp[ill]> :(
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> lol
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> Sorry mate
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> D33 you there?
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> Dam now you run off :(
..18:46.. <D33||Shower> ?
..18:46.. <D33||Shower> :)
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> oh ffs
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> now he’s gone again
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> :(
..18:47.. <Warp[ill]> lol i can see this going on for a while
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> STOP YOUR ONLINE KNOCK AND RUN TRICKS RIGHT NOW MR.
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> !
..18:48.. <|DHC|Kaos> LOL
..18:48.. <D33||Shower> GOTCHA
..18:48.. <D33||Shower> !
..18:48.. <|DHC|Kaos> Right
..18:49.. <|DHC|Kaos> What is that cool pic you got as your wallpaper on your desktop
..18:49.. <D33||Shower> :o

(D3) It’s past 9pm
(D3) bring out the sexeh pictures \o/
(D3) http://www.btinternet.com/~v.r.danbury/smintron.jpg
<StarMonkey> rofl
<Yoshimo> oh christ
<Yoshimo> my eyes
<Red7|Gone> lol
** StarMonkey passes Yoshimo the bleach and a scrubbing brush
<Yoshimo> thx
<D3> I never realised how much stuff you can do with Introns head
<Red7|Gone> you people scare me :(
<Red7|Gone> you really do :(
<Yoshimo> OH GOOD CHRIST
<Yoshimo> I just saved it as my desktop
<StarMonkey> rofl
<Red7|Gone> lol
<Yoshimo> mummy :*(
(D3) lol

<@Skum> I need a fresh injection of self-loathing and bitter twisted angst
<@leeph> goto #feds

<+Intron> tbh i cant make coffe
<Bad-Co> can’t spell it either

<Sassy> apparently, if a horse came in a girl it would drown her instantly...

<Scull> this is modem i got:
<Scull> javascript:openwin(’/products/prod-info.asp?quicklinx=14XK’,’prodwin’)

<`rar> he rar gimme my nick back
<Steelo> thats classic
<Pod> its a bot
<Pod> its been a bot for a good year or two now
<`rar> arg
<`rar> can somebody rename that bot?

<Hicks^> just stroked my cat, my maw was holding it earlier and it smells of her perfume, now my hand smells like my maw, put me off masturbation the night :(

<+Shotty> we’d have won if i’d have had time to calibrate my joystick
<+Shotty> the guy at pc world said it’s best

<@Pie-Man> heh heh I once had these Jehovas Witnesses try and give me all these leaflets on how the internet is evil and stuff and i’m like ’uh guys youve really got the wrong person here’

<Brocken> Pod smsb
<Pod> ?
<Pod> suck your small balls?
<HotSoup> salty
<Brocken> well... that backfired on me :/

<D3> I look forward to mild diarrhea - makes me chuckle when my sister goes in the bathroom to wash her hands and is confronted by a stench so foul and beyond help that half the house has to evacuated

<Cruizer> WHY IS IT IN THIS HOUSE WE HAVE ICQ, MIRC, ROGERWILCO AND GAMEVOICE SERVERS SET UP FOR THE PURPOSES OF COMMUNIACTION AND YET IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET HOLD OF PHIL ON ONE OF THEM

<@void|Quay> both Qui and Quay are l33torz
<@void|Iain> Y WONT ANYBODY LOVE ME
(void|qui) me > you
(void|qui) tho
<@void|Quay> me < you
<@void|Iain> :.......(
(void|qui) lol Quay
(void|qui) ta
<@void|Quay> :(

<WhiteGold> pfft im a lady

<Intron> qui isnt nasty
<Intron> he is pure evil hidden behind the guise of a inocent ikkle boy

@]RE[RBreast> ive known qui for 20 mins and i dont like him already

[lerxster]: Is there anyone awake in here?
[phantom]: no
[+onions]: yep
[phantom]: lies
[phantom]: your a bot
[phantom]: so am i
[phantom]: he’s just not learned to accept his fate yet

[Bad-Co]: WAR, what is it good for.???
[+Mmw]: oil
[onionz]: heh
[atom|Melleh]: lol
[+Mmw]: and getting rid of the crazy son of a bitch n
[Nor-]: ABSOLUTELY NUTTIN
[+Mmw]: and killing as many of the crazy basts as possible

(+KajA-SiniS) OMG I JUST BURNT MYSELF! :( i was reading what u just said and i went to light a fag but i forgot to put 1 in my mouth and burnt my fucking lips

(+[LAW]) i will tell u when its up

<[PETe]> hey qui
<[PETe]> why change your dns
<[PETe]> wassup ?
<[PETe]> u paranoid >
(Qui) Nah tired of getting dos’ed by some llama with a crap name.
<[PETe]> ermm ye4h m8
<[PETe]> dont know wot the feck u on about
(Qui) course you don’t
<[PETe]> 213.221.173.2
<[PETe]> that yhours
<[PETe]> :)
<andy-> lol pete your so lame
<andy-> Resolved 213.221.173.2 to proxyscan.quakenet.org
<andy-> go DoS it then...
(Qui) haha

<@Brain_Murders> pissed me bro off no end
<@Brain_Murders> I used to fly around the hills, pop up and rape his arse then vanish again
<@Brain_Murders> still - family eh?
(oxy) lol

(qui) horses eat hay
<Bandee> see horsey eat
nickchange(#bygames) [(MZ[NotHere]) ?-? (MZhukov)] |||
<Rudolf_Witzig> but they dont eat HEY
<Cruiser|> eat sea horsey
(qui) HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DONT EAT HEY?
(qui) HAVE YOU ASKED ONE RECENTLY?
part | Rudolf_Witzig | (Wabbit@modem-687.snake.dialup.pol.co.uk) | 5:48pm |||

<Brocken2> light does have mass, it’s just negatabale, or whatever the word is
<Intron|Away> it refracts pod :)
** babyharpseal watches what was an erudite discussion disappear up Brocken2’s ass

<WhiteGold> thats a thought perhaps vaseline would work

<cloneman|H> hi, i need help
<@GH|Blood_God> ok
<@GH|Melly> what with
<@GH|Blood_God> what with/
<cloneman|H> anyone here??
<cloneman|H> oh
(oxy) ...
<cloneman|H> well
<cloneman|H> i was playing on one of your bygames servers
<cloneman|H> a dod one.
<cloneman|H> and my monitor fell off the desk and killed my pet dog, who was sleeping nearby
<cloneman|H> and i blame bygames
<ezt> I blame your desk cloneman|H!
<@GH|Melly> cloneman|H BY take no responsability for that sorry :)
<@GH|Blood_God> cloneman|H... read the AUP and CoC... we are covered there...
<cloneman|H> :(
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