<+MD87> must be something wrong with your popup thing then
<@Tonster> ?
<@Tonster> u sound like my girlfriend...

<Ghost> wot I still dont get about hl2 is they can open a portal to another universe but they can't make a flashlight that lasts more then 5 mins

<Ferg> anyone know if goat porn really exists?

<WhiteGold> thats a thought perhaps vaseline would work

! Steelo mounts phantom
(Steelo): my work here is done.
(+Pi|Mu|Rho): he’ll never notice.

<MrMadsen> I learnt in grammar-school that "honesty last the longest"

(go easy on him, he’s not from this country :E)

<+Evil-Bunneh> do u know about the birds and the bees?
<@MikeFed> i no about birds and bees
<@MikeFed> well i no a little
<@MikeFed> i aint studied it or nefin
<+Evil-Bunneh> u no where babies come from?
<@MikeFed> just seen nature programs
<@MikeFed> cors!
<+Evil-Bunneh> good
<+Evil-Bunneh> they come from Growl
<@MikeFed> no they dont!
<+Evil-Bunneh> they do aye
<@MikeFed> lies
<+Evil-Bunneh> ask Q
<@MikeFed> i didnt come from Growl
<+Evil-Bunneh> u did
<@MikeFed> i didnt!
<@MikeFed> i dont even no him
<+Evil-Bunneh> ah
<+Evil-Bunneh> well
<+Evil-Bunneh> that can be explained
<+Evil-Bunneh> u see
<+Evil-Bunneh> u were adopted
<@MikeFed> and u no this HOW?!
<+Evil-Bunneh> i sold u
<@MikeFed> lies
<+Evil-Bunneh> nup
<+Evil-Bunneh> ask ur "living parents"
<@MikeFed> i was born in mums room
<@MikeFed> cos i asked em b4 of cors!
<@MikeFed> on her bed
<@MikeFed> !
<@MikeFed> cos i was a bit early
<+Evil-Bunneh> ROFL
<@MikeFed> and she cudent get 2 hospital in time
<+Evil-Bunneh> u norm come prematurly?
<@MikeFed> so a doctor came out
<@MikeFed> wtf!
<@MikeFed> how can i normal come prematurly
<+Evil-Bunneh> a doctor came out of ur mum?
<@MikeFed> i only came once
<+Evil-Bunneh> oh my
<@MikeFed> to deliver me!
<@MikeFed> so a doctor came out to deliver me
<+Evil-Bunneh> he was a pizza boy too?
<@MikeFed> no
<@MikeFed> a doctor
<@Growl> lol
<+Evil-Bunneh> he delivered u tho? did u tip him?
<@MikeFed> an 2 ambulance people
<+Evil-Bunneh> bludy hell
<@MikeFed> well we prolly paid him i dunno
<+Evil-Bunneh> u were a big order
<@MikeFed> i wasnt properly alive then
<@MikeFed> !

(@Sim0n) gah
(@Sim0n) is it legal to kill idiots ?
(@Sim0n) "how do i install the english dictionary in office" "i dont know i use linux" "you must know" "use the help file" "i dont use help files, they dont help"

<qui|NZ> right off for skydive
<qui|NZ> hopefully see you later :)
<Tezz> cool
<Tezz> remember: count to ten then pull the cord
<Tezz> if that fails, count to 10,000
<qui|NZ> you get a cord too?
<Tezz> that way death will be unexpected and you wont see it coming

[Deviant`] Thargore is a damn dirty word
[Thargore] so is cunt
[Thargore] yet people adore them
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] people also stick penises in them
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] do people stick penises in you, Thargore
[Thargore] They try!

<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url?

<@phanny> hmmm its like i'm in a fight with the english language and frankly i'm likely to be its bitch soon coz i sure as hell aint winning...

<Mmw> who you complaing to about Greeds?
<Backdraft> yes
<Backdraft> :)
<Mmw> who to
<Backdraft> my ISP
<Mmw> rofl
<Backdraft> ?
<Mmw> they cant do anything at all
<Backdraft> cant they ?
<Backdraft> u sure ?
<Mmw> yep
<Backdraft> muahhahhahah
<Mmw> did it happen on #bymoh?
<Backdraft> yeah
<Backdraft> and Blueyonder is my ISP
<Backdraft> im sure they know all about this channel
<Backdraft> and im sure they will find out what goes off in it
<Backdraft> :)
<D33> First I was afraid..
<Pikkon> lol
<Mmw> :D
<D33> I was petrified..
<tango2> lmao.
<D33> People reporting me to their isp and telling me to hide..
<D33> but then I realised the truth, the fact they couldn’t do jack shit..
<D33> and I became corrupt..
<Mmw> LMAO
<tango2> L
<tango2> M
<D33> Now I kick and ban them in my stride..
<tango2> F
<tango2> A
<tango2> O
<D33> THEY WON’T SURVIVE.. Woaaahh
<D33> dadadada
<tango2> THEY WONT SURVIVE
<Pikkon> lol
<Backdraft> fuck YOU
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<Bad-Co> amok` the sun has gone to your head....we know, that you know nothing about gaming.
<D33> If the sun went to his head, all passers by would be blind.

<@Linus> emo music is faggot music :/
<cozin|emokid> :(
<Thaum> faggot.
<@Linus> i are so SAADDD
<Thaum> hahah groiny mcgroinerson
<@Linus> everyone hates meee!
<@Linus> i slit my wrists with sharp pencils!!!
<@Linus> i are emooooooo!
<Thaum> rofl
<cozin|emokid> Im no cutter :(~~
<@Linus> there, number 1 emo hit, ever.
<Deya> I have that one

<Darksaber> I saw the most disgusting thing today
<D33||Jk2> That’s called a mirror

(astro|) If anyones also using part of MY 50:1 contention .. log off now plz .. thxs :)

[@Heartwork] dont take it seriously
[@Heartwork] after all, marik said it.

<rolw> I think Steam is the single worst idea that any software company ever had
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> but not quite as bad as the idea your parents had...

(qui) I haven’t switched it on yet
<MZhukov> what your instument of pleasure?
(qui) can’t switch that on
(qui) batteries are dead :(
<MZhukov> :[
** TwoBit teach you to buy those cheap ones from lidils
<TwoBit> or how ever you spell it :)
<MZhukov> idles
<MZhukov> nope
<MZhukov> that was wrong, o god i suck!
<MZhukov> I COULD SUCK FOR ENGLAND!
<TwoBit> hehe
<TwoBit> you could get into trouble for saying that in the qrong place
(qui) lidl
(qui) you illiterate fucknuts
<TwoBit> wrong*

<@Luggage> http://www.swainspack.co.uk/media/marikusefuckinggoogleyouignorantswine.jpg#
<+Marik^> link dont work

<Bandito-> lo peeps :]
<Bandito-> just came into see saaaaaaing
<Bandito-> k, ive seen the worlds largest twat, laters :}
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TheRealLyokar: nothing fucks you up more than masturbating to some sexyfur pics
TheRealLyokar: then walking out and seeing your dog
TheRealLyokar: first you're like, "hey, my dog is hot"
TheRealLyokar: then you're looking for an instrument of torture to inflict on yourself

(stuie) how are ye anyway marik
(Marik) I'm on thanks for asking, and yourself

<clairey> sex and the city is doing a montage of three different women having sex with people
<clairey> and one eating a cake
<clairey> now i'm hungry and horny