[08:55] <Squeeb> didn’t help last night that my best m8 was SEVEARLY hitting on me
[08:56] <Squeeb> she’s like, this complete nymph
[08:56] <Arachnamus> whats her number again?
[08:56] <Arachnamus> ;-)
[08:56] <Squeeb> lol
[08:57] <Squeeb> But like.. im all relationship liking and stuff... and im with Katie and I love her to bits.. And I tell Amy that I think im being cheated on and she’s like "aww babes, guess what Im doing now?"
[08:57] <Squeeb>"urrr eating a sandwich"
[08:57] <Squeeb>"no.. im gently slipping my hand onto my clit"
[08:57] <Squeeb>urrrr... no?"
[08:59] * Arachnamus chokes
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> lol
[08:59] <Viper_H> maybe she had an itch?
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> lol
[08:59] <Arachnamus> or kept her sandwiches down her pants
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> maybe somethin’ got stuck up there
[08:59] <Squeeb> exactly
[09:00] <Squeeb> but im like "Amy... your bad" and she’s like "hehe I know" ..
[09:00] <Squeeb>"no no .. shut up" "mmm i have a hard clit" "wtf ffs.."
[09:02] <Squeeb> evil girl I tell you .. EVIL!L1l1l1l