<maRto> i crashed at my mate house last night
<maRto> first time id ever been there
<maRto> i woke up, 4 - 5am still drunk
<maRto> and decided to go drunk sleep-walking
<maRto> i was so confused and unsure as to where the toilets were (which i had previouslly used)
<maRto> that in my drunken, confused state, i went to the loo in the garden
<maRto> luckilly in was a number 1, else i could have had some trouble concealing the evidence in the morning
<maRto> i never sleep walk :$
<maRto> or pee in gardens for that matter