<The_Apostle> I've got a very LARGE lock on my door
<The_Apostle> trust is one thing, but a lonely homosexual is something else entirely
<The_Apostle> He's a nice guy, but he likes taking it in the ass.
<ANBU> he wants ur asshole
<The_Apostle> nah, he wants someone else's asshole. I'm just afraid he'll "settle" for my asshole