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< bwill> this is going nowhere fast
< bwill> i called the CU
< rmont> CU's never know anything.
< bwill> 'what did you put in the search?'
< bwill> 'oh i don't remember, i used a backdoor thing'
< bwill> 'oh.....'
< bwill> i wonder if i could get that backdoor thing
< bwill> or access to it i mean
< rmont> lol, yeah, I hear you like accessing backdoors... :D

<stevielis> im right bored
<ealtdharkon> Search for concrete porn
<stevielis> no
<ealtdharkon> it is actually out there
<stevielis> wow
<ealtdharkon> I know
<ealtdharkon> it's shit though
<stevielis> oh :(
<ealtdharkon> Don't get me wrong I mean...
<ealtdharkon> I like concrete... and I love porn.
<ealtdharkon> I also love my mum, and shagging.
<ealtdharkon> But two things you love...
<ealtdharkon> Don't always go well together.

(@CaptainWes): I'm a proud pastafarian
(@TLC): pasta ? lmao
(@TLC): CaptainWes, i'm proud to be goulasharian
* TLC gigglefits
(@CaptainWes): shit tlc you are in the uk, you could be a real jedi
(@sc_cutie): haha TLC
(@TLC): :D
(@TLC): CaptainWes, you should see my light sabre, it glows in the dark and buzzes
(@CaptainWes): does it smell like good salmon with a squeeze of citrus
(Vincent0ne-): yummy
(Vincent0ne-): had that on sunday
(@TLC): oh yes ;)
(@CaptainWes): im not sure what is funnier - the picture in my head of vincent not getting that or your answer
(@TLC): roflmao

<ealtdharkon> I'm back - I got DOUGHNUTS!
<littlegothspawn> I <3 DOUGHNUTS
<ealtdharkon> They don't love you.
<ealtdharkon> You ate their friends.
<littlegothspawn> Yes i did i hunted them and then munched their gooey insides
<ealtdharkon> You cold hearted killer you...
<littlegothspawn> Yesh I let them watch eachother get eaten too
<ealtdharkon> Uh.... Rachel..?
<ealtdharkon> Doughnuts don't have eyes.
<ealtdharkon> Are you sure you weren't killing fat babies?
<littlegothspawn> SHIT

garyh: that new moisturiser i bought is actually pretty nice.
garyh: :)
garyh: smells amazing.
BlackIsle|Work: LOL! GHEY!
* garyh slaps BlackIsle|Work around a bit with a large trout
garyh: shut up you.
garyh: i need to gain some sort of relief from how much it cost me :(
BlackIsle|Work: rofl
BlackIsle|Work: hand moisturiser is it garyh?
* BlackIsle|Work lollerskates about the offices
* garyh punches BlackIsle|Work in the face.

< Sierro|lappy> i have chicken
<@DJCarlos> i don't
< Jolene> i did
< Jolene> but i om nom nom nommed it
< Melly> i om nom nommed fish
<@DJCarlos> i nommed battered sausage and chips
< garyh> battered sausage?? lol
<@DJCarlos> wtf lol
<@DJCarlos> garyh ?
< garyh> you cook that yourself? very strange combo.
<@DJCarlos> you really do lead a sheltered life don't you
<@DJCarlos> go into ANY fish and chip shop
<@DJCarlos> and battered sausage is on the menu
< garyh> :o
< garyh> i just get fish and chips. :/

< Pi|Mu|Rho> why oh why oh why does a google image search for "military uniform" bring up so many pictures that only nutsy would approve of?

jimbobaggies: ninety five fucking million!! get in there
Brocken: counting your crabs? :p
Melly: notches on his bed
amok|: you won euro millions jimbo?
Melly: u think hed be on here if he did?
amok|: probably
Melly: he wudda kicked his pc so hard going FUCK U IM BYING A ALIENWARE
the_funkmaster: why?
@Ventral: because he wants to buy Alienware with his millions?
Melly: i wud just to see what they like
DJCarlos: just one?
Brocken: it'd raise a few eyebrows if jimbobaggies had won the euromillions - seeing as it isn
Brocken: 't eing drawn til tonight :p
Sierro: um
Sierro: try again
Pi|Mu|Rho: I think Brocken is confused
Sierro: as usual
Sierro: tell you what Brocken, buy a ticket for "tonight's" draw, I recommend you choose 17, 28, 30, 38, 44
Sierro: though you'd probably share the winnings with everyone else, seeing as those numbers are plastered over the news

* Now talking in #trickery
* Topic is '< DJCarlos> onions is pretty || < |Kippa|> x10 up for a quickie?'
* Set by TheDarkOne on Mon Feb 04 13:35:25
<onions> yoho
<@TheDarkOne> run for the hills
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it's gay onions
<onions> you can take your combined age of 200 and eat as many cocks, you grumpy bastards
<Heartwork> lol

[onions] like #trickery could get any more homosexual
[Panachronic] onions, you may not be, i am :E

jimbobaggies: I don't have a right hand onions.
jimbobaggies: Just an extraordinarily talented penis

<Pi|Mu|Rho> fuck's sake - another dead hard disk
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I think I've become highly magnetic or something
<wooly-back-jack> Ma|Gn|It|Rho!
<aceman> http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4937/charlesxmeniy7.jpg

ElGarlic: Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.
ElGarlic: Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.

Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues.
Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on earth is his creation)
Seppukakke: You know what happened around the time between the New Testament and the Old Testament?
Seppukakke: He got laid.

(garyh) mmm :( lol...
(BlackIsle|Work) tell the god damn story garyh!
(garyh) got caught... in action.. in somebody elses house.. by practically everyone at the party... haha :(
(garyh) *ahem*
(Blood_God) Heh.
(garyh) im f'in sure i locked the door ;(
(qui) wanking? :)
(BlackIsle|Work) was she a qudos + or an almighty horror is the question ;)
(garyh) i dont even know...

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

(15:47:04) (DJCarlos) yay Marik is at the top of i-rox again
(15:47:14) (Blood_God) All is right in the world.
(15:48:55) (Marik) maRto` seems to be taking over the reigns tbh
(15:49:02) (qui) yep Marik
(15:49:05) (qui) believe it or not, he's more of a cunt than you
(15:49:19) (qui) (which is impressive)
(15:49:29) (Marik) HAd to happen sometime
(15:50:33) (@TheDarkOne) maRto is more disliked than marik too, we helped marik grow into what he is now, its just boring waiting for maRto to catch up
(15:51:23) (DJCarlos) so lol
(15:51:32) (DJCarlos) its true weve done it once
(15:51:34) (Blood_God) Repetition is never fun.
(15:51:37) (DJCarlos) cba again

(stuie) how are ye anyway marik
(Marik) I'm on thanks for asking, and yourself

* preved (mirc62@BFB09844.98025CF1.B98ECB19.IP) has joined #kklolk
<preved> #Russian go go go
<DarkLotus> why
<DarkLotus> ?
<preved> îòñàñè óçíàåø ;(
<DarkLotus> ?
<DarkLotus> english?
<preved> ÕÓÉ ÑÀÑÈ
<preved> yes
<preved> à òû ÷å äóìàë
<DarkLotus> so why do you want us to join?
<preved> èìáåöûë
<preved> hmmm
<preved> becouse you stupid
<DarkLotus> lol
<preved> yeah
<preved> )
<DarkLotus> thats very compeling
<preved> nub
<preved> noob
<DarkLotus> come join me in #spamtrap
* preved (mirc62@BFB09844.98025CF1.B98ECB19.IP) Quit (User has been banned from Xevion.Net (You joined a banned channel (bots)))
<DarkLotus> ROFL
<DarkLotus> ownT

<maRto> i crashed at my mate house last night
<maRto> first time id ever been there
<maRto> i woke up, 4 - 5am still drunk
<maRto> and decided to go drunk sleep-walking
<maRto> i was so confused and unsure as to where the toilets were (which i had previouslly used)
<maRto> that in my drunken, confused state, i went to the loo in the garden
<maRto> luckilly in was a number 1, else i could have had some trouble concealing the evidence in the morning
<maRto> i never sleep walk :$
<maRto> or pee in gardens for that matter

<maRto> whats the word which describes old issues of mags? like a back catoluge?
<Marik> Back catalogue
<maRto> thanks
<Jolene> heh
<@Ventral> lol

<CaptainTrips> ooh, sounds like someone just crashed outside
<CaptainTrips> better them than me
<Sierro> best give them a reboot

<@Arkaos> its not a bug!!!
<@Arkaos> its a feature >_<

<maRto`> wtf -ive never in the 2 - 3 years ive used IRC, ever noticed the 'topic' at the top of the window
<maRto`> o_0
<Jolene|lappy> um
<Jolene|lappy> lol
<Blood_God> Congratulations.
<Blood_God> You failed more than marik.
<aceman> Epic Fail

< dogface> 5 cans of stella :)
< dogface> should do me!
< dogface> then force her into bumsex!
< dogface> night of win
-!- maRto [~NNSCRIPT@host81-132-161-190.range81-132.btcentralplus.com]
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< Sierro> :o
<@TheDarkOne> it seems your advances have scared marto
< HotSoup> not a bad thing
< Blood_God> True enough.