<souleh> back, lo
<Quad5Ny> souleh!
<CharleyQ> saoule in french is drunk
<Quad5Ny> lol
<CharleyQ> well it’s sao?l
<CharleyQ> but it’s said "soule"
<CharleyQ> or "sou"
<CharleyQ> je suis s?oul
<CharleyQ> je me sa?ule
<Spudman> drunk
<Spudman> french bastard

<CharleyQ> *plays mario & luigi superstar saga, still*
<Pinapoke> still trying to get mario laid?
<CharleyQ> yeah :(
<CharleyQ> peach just won’t put out

(astro|) If anyones also using part of MY 50:1 contention .. log off now plz .. thxs :)

<oxy> right looks like me twat ass bro been dlin shitty porn onto my pc
<oxy> fs
<Marik> lol
<dirky> lies ;p
<oxy> no
<oxy> hes got the shit stuff
<oxy> really should learn to get the good shit
* oxy plays The White Stripes - Astro
* oxy runs adaware
<oxy> .. 51 files in 3 secs
<Marik> lol
<deff|uniwork> gay porn is an aquired taste oxy :E

<OatmealMu> ahhhh, so that’s how this damn pen works

(00:53:13) (revuGhappY) LaCtoSE
(00:53:16) (revuGhappY) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(00:53:21) (revuGhappY) MY CHINESE BOY
(00:53:40) (+{G}ABU5E) ?
(00:53:43) (Kryton) lol
(00:54:19) (+LaCtoSE) who the fuck are you ?
(00:54:30) (Kryton) lol

<DellyGirl> i’m a devout catholic
<phanneh> excellent, we’ll get on like a cross on fire...
<phanneh> house!
<phanneh> i ment house..

(@pyro`bunneh) !op
(@[Pu]chriss3r) no
(@[Pu]chriss3r) no !op
(Kryton) !me
(@pyro`bunneh) yes
(Kryton) :E
(@ObLiViOn25) :\
(@[Pu]chriss3r) u have ops
(@pyro`lock) i ahve the op
(@pyro`bunneh) oh
(@pyro`bunneh) idd
(Kryton) rofl

{Klynt} oh Ellis another I was going to ask you....... I’ve installed hl from your cd but it doesn’t seem to have installed cs?

[15:30] {Coddy} [16:35] {wormo|boredas} i am gonna have egg and mushroom omlettes
[15:30] {Coddy} y is that funny?

{fooleh} i was screwed this morn
{Klynt} really?
{Klynt} by who?
{DrPerLine} me and one of my mates

(22:33:29) (tonto) can you tell me were i download msn messangor
(22:33:45) (pT^StRiDeR) www.goatse.cx ?
(22:33:52) (tonto) thanks mate
(22:34:31) (tonto) ?
(22:34:39) (tonto) were is mns masager?

<Brocken> my mum just saw a penis enlargement spam email I got while i Was checking my email... she started talking to me about willehs ;(
<Brocken> she said "apparantly they’re all the same size when they’re erect"
<FluffyKitten> not really your day when it comes to talking to your mum, is it ?
<Brocken> I said, bollocks mum, name one other person with a 1" willy
<Brocken> 10"

[+dirky]: any news on you and your ex wench oxy?:x
[@oxy]: nah
[@oxy]: not spoken to her
[+dirky]: o
[@oxy]: got another one coming back from uni on friday :E
[+dirky]: ooer you tart :p
[@oxy]: see if i can give her a prod :P
[+dirky]: gl
[@oxy]: gonna need it :P
* @oxy finds some kevlar boxers
[+dirky]: rofl

* onions turns up speakers to hear choons in shower :)
* Pi|Mu|Rho gives onions some anti-ginger hair dye
* Sierro gives onions some cyanide shower gel
<Pi|Mu|Rho> does cyanide absorb through the scalp?
<FluffyKitten> only one way to find out
<FluffyKitten> google !

(WildWayz) i think sm is buying Jordan some sexy undies - then will soil them and post them to her
(akomthegorge) i nearly bought a massive box of them today

<qui> marik
<Marik> ?
<qui> you are one of the few people in this world that I would dearly enjoy taking a blowtorch, a 9v battery, a small carving knife and a lighter too
<Marik> what would that do?
<ox3h> hurt
<qui> hurt you
<qui> a lot
<ox3h> lots
<Marik> o
<ox3h> lol?
<Marik> ooo i know
<Marik> u get the blowtorch heat the carving knife cut me and insert bvattery acid?
* qui sets mode: +b *!*Marik@*.users.quakenet.org
* Marik was kicked by qui (fuck off?)
<ox3h> ROFL!

* qui sets mode: -b *!*Marik@*.users.quakenet.org
<Kryton> lol, yey!!!
* Marik has joined #redeemers
* Vhilty][HOM4 sets mode: +v Marik
<Kryton> rofl
<Kryton> like teh ban? :P
<Marik> was i right qui is that what u qould of done?
<Marik> would*
* qui sets mode: +b *!*Marik@*.users.quakenet.org
* Marik was kicked by qui (learn fuck, learn)
<Kryton> rofl
<Batz|Shower> ROFL

(asssssassssin) Welcome KoS.
(KoS_) erm hi
(asssssassssin) Yes... Hi.
(KoS_) u got a lisp or something?
(Quad5Ny) rofl

(+minsk|Chaos) Type /msg humph hello email@address.com - Making sure that your name does not contain brackets like [ ] or { }
(+minsk|Chaos) how?
(+minsk|Chaos) do i do that?

(+spikos) nubji ?
(+spikos) wtf is tht
(@mD|ealing) o dear
(+spikos) sounds like a paki name tbh
(@mD|ealing) i am a paki
(+spikos) k
(+spikos) (retracts last statement)

(mD|2ams) fs, we got some lil kids on teamspeak :/
(astro|) soz, i will log off
(astro|) ;P

<@[DL]Fred> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/34420.html
<@Morba> i belong to you
<D33> lmao, now when the mafia want to kill someone they’ll alert them first with a threatening multicoloured, flashing, animated gif popup.
<D33> Brings a whole new meaning to the term "hitbox"
<@[DL]Fred> a gif of a horses head

<@D33> I want to become a cop :/
<@D33> open access database full of information on everyone in the country
** phantom hax0rs and removes his details ;(
<@D33> that and helping people.. of course.
<@phantom> hehe, of course
<@D33> of course.
<@phantom> yes.
<@D33> indeed.
<@phantom> i believe you.
<@D33> ahem.
<@phantom> totally.
** D33 whistles
** phantom glances about

! BadBoy3 bought the new bible
(BadBoy3) the 1337 speak one
(Pinapoke) does Jesus get laid?
(@synth) LOL
(BadBoy3) its like amazing leet sweet

<Spudman> my brother’s girlfriend is a bitch
<BadBoy3> my cousin’s sister’s baby’s daddy’s uncle’s brother’s lawyer’s sister’s dog’s father’s owner’s mom is a bitch too. but you havent herd that from me ;)

* Quad|DX2 loads silver bullet into gun
<Quad|DX2> *click* *clack*
<Quad|DX2> *BAM!*
* Quad|DX2 falls to the floor dead
<souleh> ns
<makaio\equest> nice shit?

(jonathan) new pwn laptop james
(jonathan) (CPU) 2-Intel? Pentium? 4 CPU 3.06GHz, 3064MHz, 512KB (6% Load) .:. (RAM) usage: 287/512MB (56.05%) .:. (GFX) MOBILITY RADEON 9000, (Display) 1400x1050/32bit/60Hz
(jonathan) (OS) Windows XP Home Edition, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 24w 6d 16h 26m, (uptime) 4h 25m 16s .:. (HDDs) 47.5GB/55.8GB(85.1%) free (+1 mapped drive w/ 19.0GB in total)
(jonathan) laalaa
(jonathan) might go on some porn
(jonathan) and rub one out on the bog

<+Marik`> ill be on after my stupid ugly sis has come

@5am phantom is bored and decided to scare starmonkey so he send ’im the txt:
"Why dont you give me your sweet kisses any more? ;("
later....
[09:47] <sm|gone> phantom!
[09:48] <sm|gone> bastard
[10:02] * phantom mounts sm|gone :E
[10:02] <sm|gone> you woke my gf up!
[10:03] <phantom> lol
[10:03] <phantom> i truely r teh win \o/
[10:03] <sm|gone> ;(
[10:03] * phantom slowly dies laffin
[10:03] <sm|gone> lol

(@D33) onions is like willy from the Simpsons, except when he rips his shirt open in a scottish fury, instead of a six pack, two bitchtits flop out covered in ginger stubble.

<Quad`> fuck
<Quad`> there is sperm all over my arrow keys
* WillH hates it when he gets sperm all over his eyes
<OatmealMu> speaking of sperm...
<Spudman> wouldnt it be cool if there was like 1 50 foot long sperm
<Spudman> and we called him george or something
<OatmealMu> that you could train like a pokemon?
<Quad`> roflmfao!
<Spudman> that would be cool
<WillH> No
<Spudman> yes it would!
<WillH> Spud shut the hell up
OatmealMu> "Gotta’ Jerk ’Em All! Spermamon!"

<Spudman> i give bash gold material, and they just spit it out
<Spudman> commie fuckers

<WillH> wtf, quad don’t put me on quote sites

[22:41] <synth> <BadBoy3> Synth owns me. I have a 2 inch cock and enjoy fucking parpar in my spare time
[22:42] <BadBoy3> rofl
[22:42] <BadBoy3> parpar cant handle THIS!.
[22:42] <BadBoy3> ;x
[22:42] <synth> 2 inches is too much for him to handle?
[22:43] <Quad5Ny> i fuck myself in the ass with bannans
[22:43] <BadBoy3> <synth>so anyways, i was shopping with my sister, and she let me smell her panties while she was in the dressing room changing!!! i swear i was in heaven.
22:43] <synth> dude..
[22:43] <BadBoy3> lol ok im done ;)
[22:43] * BadBoy3 was kicked by synth (12<7812>)

* Joins: od^home (oh@{G}od.users.quakenet.org)
<od^home> anyone know where i can get an n64 emulator and copy of mario64? :x [not that im looking for warez or anything feds. ]
* Quits: od^home (oh@{G}od.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

(@babyharpseal) don’t think astin is very young, he was in the goonies in the 80s
(|Matt|) i know.... he’s about 30
(|Matt|) doesnt matter for the film though
(@babyharpseal) good to see his mum supporting him tho ;)
(Nutsy) you talking about sam in return of the king?
(Sysagent) You fancy him Nutsy ?
(Nutsy) fuck me hes 32 years old
(Nutsy) i thought he was younger :D
(Sysagent) Do you want to do him up the _ _ _ _ ?
(Nutsy) he had to put on waight to play sam :D
(Nutsy) na not really :D
(onions-birthday) nose?
(Nutsy) hmnm
(Nutsy) naisle rape :p
(|Matt|) right size for u
(|Matt|) ;)
(onions-birthday) heh
(Nutsy) git

<@ObLiViOn25> Fuck I gotta take the wog out
<@ObLiViOn25> I mean dog

<@Sid`> can someone please go in the fridge and get me a beer pls
<+Mook> can someone please go to Sid`s house nick his beer and fridge and bring it to my house?
<@Sid`> and pass me a bottle on your way out

<c-pu> i have adsl
<Charley> we know, stop gloating
<Charley> in fact, adsl is nothing to be proud of :p
<c-pu> ah come on
<c-pu> dont spoil a mans happiness
<Charley> go download some happiness then

(@babyharpseal) I sat in a dev architecture meeting for two hours yesterday listening to shite like that
(Pod) and you wrote it all down?
(Pod) hoping to confuse people with it? :(
(@babyharpseal) no I was looking out the window in all honesty
(@babyharpseal) great view from the 11th floor
(@babyharpseal) only think that broke the monotomy was some jackass jumping from the Toys R Us carpark
(Razz) Did he bounce?
(@babyharpseal) idiot jumped from the 2nd floor instead of the 4th and survived. loser.

<@Batz> :D
<@Batz> birds just txting me :)
<@qui> blow up dolls can text now?
(oxy) lol

<Melly> golden shower
<@stikky> so smooth

<@stikky> right, sleep time - nn al
<@stikky> al?
<@stikky> all :)
<onions> nn stikky honey
<onions> think i’ll join you
<Espionage> in bed?
<@stikky> theres not enough room!
<onions> in sleeping
<onions> but in another bed
<onions> yes, thats what i meant
<@stikky> :)
<Melly> lolol
* @stikky is away: (sleepin) [BX-MsgLog On]
<Espionage> sure u did :)
<onions> he hogs the blanket anyway

(Marik`) im not called Marik`

(+gra2003) i have recieved a bj while playing sof2 before
(@CooK1E) yeah us blokes are multi talented

<Sandler> net spit is when you get disconnected and the net says FUCK YOU BIATCH and spits at you

(D33): Ok
(D33): This calls for some concern.
(D33): If you do one of those really full, proud, bellowing farts which cause your butt cheeks to violently sway in the windy aftermath
(D33): then around ten seconds later feel a trickle near your asshole
(D33): Is it a sign to worry ?
(D33): I think I’ve followed through :(
(MD87): Try going to the loo instead of talking about it
(D33): I don’t want to know ;(
(D33): If I just ignore it it’ll go away

(Charley) Anyone who supports increased US military spending is greedy, ignorant, or advocating the economic sabotage of the United States. Since most Americans are ignorant of economic realities, this chart of discretionary spending explains why military spending must be slashed unless taxes are dramatically raised.
(Reaven) That’s why we own so much, Charley
(Charley) horrible
(@|Matt|) but.....
(@|Matt|) they make cool planes that can hovar!!! O_o
(Charley) absolutely despicable
(Reaven) YES!
(Reaven) WE MAKE COOL PLANES THAT CAN HOVAR
! @synth donces
(Charley) stfu :p
(Reaven) What does Canada have?
(Reaven) Mounties...
(Charley) we have weed :p
(Reaven) Fuckin’ hippies
(Reaven) =D
(Charley) also we don’t go to jail

<@BigBopper> i’m gonna go see Return Of The King on wednesday
<@pureperversions> elvis is back?