(13:07:32) (@P^T) great.. we been challenged by more spanish people..
(13:07:38) (@P^T) *been
(13:07:45) (@P^T) hmm
(13:07:48) (@P^T) im going mad
(13:07:50) (@|Gryphon|) lol
(13:07:56) (@|Gryphon|) been there done that
(13:07:57) (@Kryton-) lol
(13:07:58) (@P^T) im seeing invisi typos
(13:08:04) (@Kryton-) lmao

<+marik> um.. whwere r u all?
<+marik> whats the irc server?
<@Alex490> irc.uk.quakenet.eu.org
<+marik> ok
<+marik> marik already in use
<@Alex490> ROFL

<@Alex490> see that link lugg? surround sound through one speaker
<@Alex490> instead of 6 or something
<Marik> stupid having surrond sound on one speaker coz then it wont be surrond sound
<Marik> coz 1 speaker cant go round u

(eF|PL3H) Dutch football team recruiting need 11 skilled players pm me

[19:32] <ObLiViOn25> [Pu] looking for a 5v5 friendly RIGHT NOW - server ready - msg me /amsg
[19:36] <Marik> ObLiViOn25 hello uill play
[19:40] <nooblet> ARE YOU 5 PEOPLE?
[19:41] <nooblet> YOU FUCKING CUNT BISCUIT?

<Marik> im looking well cool atm
<Marik> ive got meh lappy on right nxt to meh PC
<Marik> i am uber cool
<Marik> whats uber mean?

(+Kryt0n) ffs
(+Kryt0n) ive just been asked to be santa for a fucking nursery thing :S
(+Kryt0n) bastards
(@Hellfire2) meh, go and make some little kids happy :/
(+Kryt0n) some 1 is taking the piss :S
(+Kryt0n) ill have to go into the womens toilets & say my sack is full who wants a pressy :E
(@Synbios) lol
(@Hellfire2) heh

[@dirky]: you got a Q account ?
[@[MPD]Aapxx]: errm :):O
[@[MPD]Aapxx]: Q?
[@dirky]: ./msg Q hello
[@dirky]: :x
[@[MPD]Aapxx]: ./msg Q hello
[@dirky]: rofl without the .

<Quad|1942> =\ battlefeild 1942 was a waist of money
<Quad|1942> medal of honor kicks its ass
(D33) waist of money :E
(D33) a torso full of cash
<Quad|1942> ???
(D33) waist.. it’s the part of your body a belt would go around
(D33) you mean waste
(D33) :E
<Quad5Ny> er yea
<Quad5Ny> thats the one
<Quad5Ny> i bought battlefeild 1942 and all its expansion packs =(
(D33) i bet that cost... an arm and a leg.
(D33) ahahah
<Quad5Ny> there better be some kick ass mods out there for it
(D33) ahem
(D33) couldn’t resist ;(
(D33) what are you? made of money?
(D33) ahaha

(15:46:04) (sm|gone) do you need to be an admin to burn cd’s?

[18:21] *** Tossbot (deathwish@ns1.doosh.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[18:29] (@Souldark): lols, tossbot left
[18:29] (@Souldark): we are free to run ruin around this chan
[18:29] (@Souldark): topic HAHAHA
[18:29] (@Souldark): :(
[18:30] (@Souldark): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

<skitzo\glad> wtf do i do, when my com. starts counting down from 1 min, and then restarts? :l pls msg me
<Weeza^> skitzo\glad
<Weeza^> you have a virus
<Weeza^> i got it a while back, put up a firewall
<Weeza^> you should stop getting prawned once you’ve done that :>
<Weeza^> once the firewall is up, googlize ’1 minute shutdown windows xp virus’ or summat
<Weeza^> and theres a longterm fix
<Weeza^> :> hope that help
<skitzo\glad> well acutally you just have to go to cmd and tybe shutdown -a
<skitzo\glad> then it wont restart
<skitzo\glad> then i have time to run a anti virus prog or simelar
<skitzo\glad> :)
<Weeza^> dont make me hate you

(Mazza|AfK) has anyone seen the anchor spreadable butter ads?
(Brocken) omg they shot Almeda :(
(Pod-) no Mazza|AfK
(Pod-) does pure blocks of butter looks tasty?
(Mazza|AfK) its weebl and bob with cow skins on!!!
(Pod-) lol really? :D
(sm|gone) i’ve seen it
(Mazza|AfK) honest
(sm|gone) i said "omg weebl and bob"
(sm|gone) my gf said "who?!"
(Mazza|AfK) OMGOMGOMG
(Pod-) YOU HAVE A GF?!
(Pod-) LIEs
(Pod-) ah... goldfish
(Brocken) blow up girlfriend Pod- ;)
(Pod-) :)
(sm|gone) pft

<Jolene> Michael Jackson went to the hospital to visit his wife and new son. He
<Jolene> found the doctor and asked him, "When can we have sex?" The doctor
<Jolene> answered, "Well, you better wait until he is about 13 or so."
<Spudman> not old to me
<onions> hehe
<Blood_God> heard that 2nd one before
<Jolene> He`ll calm it all down by offering them a trip to Florida no doubt.
<Jolene> Well, I did hear he was going to Tampa with some kids...
<Luggage> badum tish
<Jolene> He’ll prolly take ’em sailing - I’ve heard he’s an expert on bouys....
<Blood_God> indeed Luggage
<Luggage> how do u know michael jacksons a kiddy fiddler?
<Luggage> cos he shags underage boys ffs
<Luggage> ....
<deff> lol
<Luggage> badum tish
<Luggage> :E
<Jolene> lol
<Luggage> jokes r teh win

<Bad-Co> hey bob, are there 12344 nicknames already taken, before you found that one
<bob12345> do you mean 12345
<bob12345> muppet
<MZhukov> rofl
<MZhukov> no your the muppet :P
<Bad-Co> no...cos that would make you 12346
<Bad-Co> muppet
<MZhukov> cos your 12345
<MZhukov> so the last was 12344 :P
<bob12345> hahahahaha
<bob12345> k whatever

(23:05:59) (@milou) i’ll look for some l337 pics to prove my worth
(23:06:26) (@milou) they’ve been nicked!
(23:06:44) (@Kryton) lmao

([TT]Iron_Jaw) one of my m8s got shot at and all sorts of mad shit, so no thaks
(Brain_Murders) thats your job you pussy
([TT]Iron_Jaw) well he wasnt even on the front line at the time
([Longbow]) where was he?
(FluffyKitten) he was at an American breifing ! ho ho !

<[FTC]rudY> we need TIW mutator
<[FTC]rudY> enemy wont play without it
<[SM]Bard> i asked my dad and he just confirmed it
<[FTC]rudY> how can U check it?
<[SM]Bard> <dad> its not on

<MrMadsen> I learnt in grammar-school that "honesty last the longest"

(go easy on him, he’s not from this country :E)

<Marik> btw everyone TLB-Corbulo was tell ing me to use a different name in the match tonite so that i get caught and banned by CB so i quit TLB

<M33> MERC NEEDED ON SERVER PM ME ! [SKILLED]
<M33> stop pming me
<+[z]fez> lol
<+[z]fez> retard
<+ShekkyBoy> There’s a pleasant irony to your situation.

<Quad5Ny> i want a quote about me
<Quad5Ny> wait, dont post that one

* Quad5Ny is now known as Quad|m00
<Quad|m00> ok i have my quote name all ready
<Quad|m00> lets make some awesome quotes
<parpar> yeah, let’s make some quotes
<parpar> Quad|m00, did you hear about your mother?
<Quad|m00> sigh

(D33): It is strange though. We have the technology for instant global communication, traveling to other planets, flying and to make machines do work for us yet the human being cannot be 100% sure whether they've soiled themselves or not after quite a supreme release of toxic gas.
(SylverFyre): u can if u squirm around m8 and it still feels warm after a minute :)

<Steelo> what am i on about
<phantom> god knows, and he’s just walked off shaking his head..

<phantom>: could have got some more recently but then my standards went up slightly :D
<Pi|Mu|Rho> so they approached zero then?
<phantom> yes ;(

@HERC is back after 4d17h27m: sleeping.... and dont follow me!!!

* Marik|Aweh has joined #redeemers
* Vhilty][Work sets mode: +v Marik|Aweh
<Marik|Aweh> hi
* Marik|Aweh is now known as marik
<marik> so u recon im good enough to get into it?
<Batz> lo again
<Batz> good enough to get into what?
<marik> ntl
<marik> the clan
<[er]dirky> lololol
<Batz> why you want to join them marik
<Batz> infact, why do you even think you can get into a clan :P
<Batz> your still new
<marik> i wanna experience a game etc...
<Batz> ut ain’t CS :P
<Batz> you may well do experience a game
<marik> CS?
<Batz> just not yet
<Batz> counterstrike
<marik> there a UT clan?
<Batz> fs
<Batz> drop it :P

<Nade> dyah know the best thing about twenty four yearolds?
<Nade> there’s twenty of em
<Nade> \o/
<Nade> mmn
<M^tt> =O
* M^tt sighs

<fffuk|f0xy> right steam platform is updating now what do i do then?
<M^tt> dance

<ragnjj`blaster`> were do i download the latest steam fix?
<s7|k> is there a steam fix?
<s7|k> steams broken and the forums are down
<s7|k> seems like steam to me

<parpar> souleh, didn’t I tell you to suck my shemale penis?
<parpar> Get on your knees and give me twenty
<souleh> I dont have a magnifying glass handy
<souleh> lend me one and I’ll try and find it
<souleh> but i cant suck what i cant see
* parpar hands souleh a laser microscope
<souleh> why, thankyou.

<MrWibble> i have an itch on my head now
* Quad5Ny itches matts head
<doser> in my entire life, i only get an itchy head when im playing on a console and i need both hands
<doser> sods fucking law.
<doser> or when im playing a duel in q3 and i need 100% concentration
<doser> my legs always start itching

Spudman has joined #Lesbian
(Spudman) you’re all GUYS!! with penises!
(Spudman) not hot yound women fondling eachother!
! Spudman uses the tissues to wipe the tears instead of... something else...

Joins (#ogh): foo\pcworld[~ogh@orac.34sp.com]
<foo\pcworld> rah
<foo\pcworld> guess whos on a customers PC @ pc world :
* foo\pcworld will clear temp folders later \o/
<foo\pcworld> what a heap of shit pc this is like
<foo\pcworld> 900mhz :|
<foo\pcworld> anyway better be off :P manager will EAT me if he catches meh \o/
* foo\pcworld cuddles eldude
Quits (IRC): foo\pcworld[~ogh@orac.34sp.com] (Reason: Signed off)

(21:06:05) -> nick: (Batz) is now known as (Batz|TurboTurd)

[dirky]: may aswell get icemat lugg swears by it
[dirky]: ratpad is shit too imo :/
[dirky]: got 2 and dont use em :E
[+oxy]: icemat.co.uk?
[+oxy]: nope
[+oxy]: .. :((
[@Neophyte]: theres a review of that on the multiplay webby iirc
[dirky]: fetch link then :x
[+oxy]: yer go do some fecking work :P
[@Neophyte]: http://www.multiplay.co.uk/articles.asp?id=108
[+oxy]: good
* +oxy feeds neo a cookie
[@Neophyte]: o//
[+oxy]: hmm
[+oxy]: there was a mouse mat that was glass..
[+oxy]: cant remeber who sold it
[dirky]: er icemat?
[dirky]: :E

(@mD|Tom) i call teachers n00bs at school
(@mD|Tom) they think wtf

<rover> not real kissing, but as good as you get on the internet

..16:36.. <@qui> got too much blood in my alcohol tbh
..16:36.. <@qui> hangover starting to kick in

<OatmealMu> this kind of shit is typical of IRC. it’s best just to ignore it (or at least try to)
<doser> what type of shit? :P
* himself wants a shit-definition
* Quad5Ny hands himself shit
<himself> haha
<himself> owned
<himself> =)
<himself> i love my name.
<Quad5Ny> shit, i just noticed that
<doser> heh

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

<Dinky> The last cold I had I blew my nose into some clingfilm... and chased my mates with it... *innocent look*

(@Sim0n) gah
(@Sim0n) is it legal to kill idiots ?
(@Sim0n) "how do i install the english dictionary in office" "i dont know i use linux" "you must know" "use the help file" "i dont use help files, they dont help"

(+Miller) ffs, thought I was going deaf in me right ear!!!
(+Miller) Turns out I had my speakers set to play through the left hand speakers only :<
! Miller breathes a sigh of relief

<D33> When I was about ten years old I soiled my pajamas then ran to my grandparents who were babysitting, with this wad of feces protruding out of my ass causing an unsightly bump in my jimjam trousers.
<D33> I feel nostalgic.
<D33> I want to do it again

<|MaTT|> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.
<synth> lmao

(WillH) you know the internet is screwed when you search for "exe.exe" on google and come up with porn

ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
Hi, Im not hre to waste your time
ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
I know this aint a pickup line
ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
I just think your just a dime
ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
But you gotta let It gooooo
ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
goooooooooooo
ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
GIRL
kevin says:
i think im gonna put my weenor upon your crack if you dont fuckign stop talking to me
ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ *!ObLiViOn25!* ﺩﺭﺍﭽﯾﺭ says:
ROFL

<AnArChY^> u blame reg;) like justice:P
<saintz`|mutley> nooo
<saintz`|st0ned> like swatch!
<AnArChY^> lol
<saintz`|mutley> HAHA
<saintz`|mutley> yes
<saintz`|st0ned> ^_^
<saintz`|mutley> like swatch
<saintz`|mutley> :D
<saintz`|mutley> "THE REG MAN"
<saintz`|mutley> "its fucked"
<saintz`|st0ned> ROFL
<saintz`|st0ned> its so truuuuuuuuue
<saintz`|mutley> zaP: "its always fucked swatch"
<saintz`|wzaTV> lol
<saintz`|mutley> swatch "im serious"
<POCO|NuKeR> hmm
<POCO|NuKeR> whats reg?
<POCO|NuKeR> :/
<saintz`|mutley> nuker
<saintz`|mutley> i will have to ban you soon