<Razzleh> Goggle stuff, babyharpseal?
<babyharpseal> typo... sue me
<babyharpseal> ;P
<asyl> not if ive got other stuff to be getting on with
* Razzleh phones his laywer :D
* Sierro sues babyharpseal for breach of typing
*** Quits: babyharpseal (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Sierro> \o/
<Sierro> lawyers are fast these days!
<Ruddles> lol
<Razzleh> Yup, had his net connex confiscated already

<kozak^away> hi any girls
<Sierro> hi kozak^away
<Sierro> a/s/l?
<onions> lo kozak^away :)
<MaNiC^> lol


// he pm’ed me :o


<kozak^away> hi
<onions> hi :)
<kozak^away> wup
<onions> same old
<onions> u?
<kozak^away> horny :(
<onions> :D
<onions> asl
<kozak^away> 18 m sweden u
<onions> 15 f New Scotland Yard
<kozak^away> kool
<onions> you like yonger girls? :)
<kozak^away> oh yea
<onions> HAH YOU FUCKING SICKO
<onions> GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT

* rosseehee sets mode: +oooo Blakeh darK^soul Goste`work_ffs Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<rosseehee> :o
<rosseehee> lol
<ekiMbo> :o
<rosseehee> oh my
* ekiMbo sets mode: +o Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
* ekiMbo sets mode: -o+o Psycho|zzzzz Revelation
* CiCEgG sets mode: +o Psycho|zzzzz
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<ekiMbo> lol
<ekiMbo> :<
<ekiMbo> poor revveh
<Revelation> SIGH
<Revelation> what have i don
<Revelation> e
<Revelation> :(
<rosseehee> dunno
* Revelation is now known as rosseh
<rosseh> op me now
<rosseh> ;)
* Blakeh sets mode: +o rosseh
* rosseh is now known as Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<ekiMbo> lol
<Revelation> noo
<Revelation> so close
<rosseehee> lol
<rosseehee> plod
<Blakeh> you are not that sneaky
* Revelation is now known as RevAlation
<RevAlation> ;)
* Blakeh sets mode: +o RevAlation
<RevAlation> owned
* RevAlation is now known as Revalation

(5 minutes later)

* Revalation is back after 26m: avi
* Revalation is now known as Revelation
* Psycho|zzzzz sets mode: -o Revelation
<ertsfarmy> rofl rev
<ertsfarmy> pwned by nnscript
<Blakeh> hahahahahaha
<Revelation> i know

<+Ge0rdie> need 3 for mix, no nubs
<+Ge0rdie> need 1 for mix
<+Ge0rdie> Need 2 for mix CS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not DOD k tnx)

<@SAngel> ARGH I can’t stop thinking on the french guy, need to play UT
<@Luggage> :o
<@Luggage> how about think about me instead? :E
<@SAngel> I just ate okay? :/

<Synbios> what, do I need to be hard to come in here?

<+Melly> i wont stop till bygames dies

[18:26] <@`Chaos> arse, was just watching a small porn movie and i thought my headphones were buggered cos i could nt hear it probaly then my brother comes in and goes can u turn down yr speakers

* phantom away : frigging self with onion’s middle finger

[19:54] <psych0-fuck> where i get Q???
[19:54] <psych0-fuck> quakenet?
[19:54] <@asyl> join #help and spam them till they give you one
[19:54] * psych0-fuck has quit IRC (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 1849638)))

<onions> ha!
* onions is now known as phantom
<phantom> good plan :D
* asyl is now known as onions
<phantom> arr :(
* onions goes to watch 5th gear
<phantom> noo

<+][nfern0> got a random msg saying "u lk vn mr b’ful and sexy thn erlr, if poss!"
<+][nfern0> sms like
<+][nfern0> i sent one back saying, I didnt understand that + I’ve no idea who u r
<+][nfern0> "Sorry Martin, Ur next to helen in my phone. Its bob, save my number. PS ur not sexy"
<+][nfern0> Its was my fecking uncle
<+][nfern0> dirty shit
<+onions> lolol

+[DaneMan] is searching for Evil-Bunneh + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 189 Hits!
[@Evil-Bunneh]: i got 687

(D33) What’s a word for lack of trust
(+Godin) "microsoft"

<@Para][Away> respect b to the person who finds me the best wallpaper of cherly tweedy (girls aloud) ! !
<+Lugg0r> how about one of her punching a toilet attendant?
<+Lugg0r> :E
<+Lugg0r> hehe
<+Lugg0r> if i can get the "mugshot" pic
<+Lugg0r> how about that :D
<+Lugg0r> with the number at the bottom :D
<@Para][Away> !
<@Para][Away> do not insult the lovely cheryl!
<@Para][Away> why does evry1 suddenly bring that ’incident’ up whenever i mention her :o
<+Lugg0r> because shes a geordie git? ;x

<+DanHarris> cant fnd ne chans tho
<+DanHarris> gimme some chans
<@Lugg0r> #feds
<@Lugg0r> ask em if u can join
<@Lugg0r> they are a good clan tho
<@Rebirth`> tru
<+DanHarris> #feds i know who they r
<@Rebirth`> :/
<@Lugg0r> yeah, good aint they
<+DanHarris> they aint a clan
<@Rebirth`> jus goto
<@Rebirth`> #tbuk
<@Rebirth`> they are a good clan to get started in
<@Lugg0r> if they dont let u in, GSX are good
<@Lugg0r> try their webby, www.goatse.cx
<+DanHarris> i cant wait to kill u lugg0r in UT
<@Lugg0r> :E

<D33> Here’s my original idea for a mod : A dart gun loaded with darts that contain a generous portion of laxitive. There’s a base at each end of the map that contains a pole and a roll of toilet paper. Once you’ve been shot you have around 30 seconds to get to the pole before you cack your pants and die.
<Br0wnie> ingenious
** Pi|Mu|Rho steals D33’s idea
<xr4y> D33, lol
<D33> I think I’ll call it
<D33> hmm
<D33> dunno
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> CounterShite
<xr4y> "oh crap"
<D33> Half-Wipe
<D33> Unreal Toilet
<traesko> D33: Ok, the big question now is.. Would there be support for multitexturing in the poo?
<D33> i..
<D33> good thing about my mod
<D33> is that people can call it crap
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> is that it’ll never get made?
<Bad_Boy> ;)
<maybeHere> Day of Diarrhoea?
<D33> eww
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> Frontline Farts
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> FireArse
<traesko> D33: Imagine that a player dont reach the pool and TP.. Would the poo still be on the ground, so other players could see where he pooed.. Would other players be able to pick up someones poo and gain bonuses?
<D33> Opposing Ge-Force
<@Mace> flatulant selection
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> Blue Shit

(+WildWayz): u never know - some rich woman might see
(+WildWayz): and offer me ?60k for a shag
(+WildWayz): feck me - would bang Nutsy for ?60k
(Sysagent): and you can then wake up ???
(+WildWayz): and if u quote that, i’ll sue!
(Brocken): "I’d like to thank my friend Brocken for helping me through the hard times."
(FluffyKitten): I have an idea for a TV show... "How far would WildWayz go for ?60k"
(+WildWayz): far :P
(+WildWayz): i’d eat brocken’s poop for ?60k
(FluffyKitten): that’d make good TV... you should look into that

<Brocken> wtf, one almighty MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just came out of my TV and it’s not even switched on :/
<WildWayz> ooooh
<Pi|Mu|Rho> GHOST COWS!
<FluffyKitten> are you perhaps drunk ? or high ?
<Brocken> ah no, it was a motorbike outside ;(
<Brocken> sounded like a moo :(
<Pi|Mu|Rho> gimp.
<Brocken> no, you’re a gimp :{

<Marik> travelling to cornwall to see the aroura

* Q sets mode: +o zeph|
* RaGBot sets mode: +v zeph|
<@wooly-back> pronk zeph|
* @RaGBot lubes up the RaG staff of lovin’
* @RaGBot takes one look at zeph| ’s arse and decides to pronk a knotty tree instead
<@wooly-back> :O
<@zeph|> abuse zeph day is it wooly?
<@RaGBot> zeph is downright mediocre
<@wooly-back> LOL
<@Gra> heh

<qui> php sessions are gay
<Batz> rofl
<Batz> n1
<Batz> :E
<Batz> qui attends regualry etc
<Synbios> lol
<Batz> :EEEEE
<qui> browser sessions, noob

<@bob|cba> 5 days without drinking soon :D
<Coddy> ;|
<Coddy> ya shall get no respect in this channel for that
<@bob|cba> its good
<Chufty> If that’s an achievement, he should see a doctor

<bob|cba> its codd birthday today
<bob|cba> and he didnt tell us
<bob|cba> till an hour ago :/
<Klynt> hmmmm
<Klynt> slacker
<Klynt> maybe we should bondage tape him to a lampost
<Klynt> then video the reaction
<Klynt> and take pictures to remind him
<bob|cba> hmm
(qui) think you’re a bit fucked in the head tbh
<Klynt> you think that is fucked in the head?
<Klynt> Pray you never meet me
(qui) :)
<Klynt> for that is nothing
<Klynt> still I think it’s a good plan bob
<Klynt> and your birthday on the 30th....... oooooo
<bob|cba> i’m off home for my birthday Klynt
<Klynt> and?
<Klynt> you think I can’t find you
<bob|cba> i would hope so
<Klynt> Even if I have to hitch hike I’ll be there on a dark night
<bob|cba> ic
<Klynt> maklijng sure you ’enjoy’ yourself

<Coddy> another thing thats crap about belgium is those shityy cafes
<bob|cba> it appears ur doing it then..
<Coddy> id like to burn a few of those bastards down
<bob|cba> my mp3s are already shared
<Coddy> ohh ya cant come in unless ya gonna get somet to eat
<Coddy> just fuck of ya belgium cunt0rs
<Coddy> bunch of healthy living tossers
<bob|cba> ya such a well rounded, cultured individual codd

(D33): I need bangers ;(
(D33): You put a banger in an obese persons brown eye ( presuming of course that you can find it ) then light said banger and run. Watch from a safe distance as it explodes and sends ripples through the layers of fat
(Jordeh): jesus
(Jordeh): that put me off my food
(D33): It’s certainly a moment you’ll treasure forever.

..signoff | Coddy | (Killed (*.quakenet.org (fuck off wanker))) | 5:20pm
..signoff | Coddy | (Killed (*.quakenet.org ([17:13] (Coddy) ru mother fuckers gonna give me my fucking Q account back?))) | 5:22pm |||

<tGN> any thing ms makes must be secure

(01:49:20) (@Synbios) nah, just the simple fact that the bot, as a bizarre coincidence, has insulted her loads
(01:49:28) (@Synbios) I think it annoyed her
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(01:49:40) (@Synbios) insult?
(01:49:40) (@i-rox) SAngel-_-Off is a goat!

(Pod): best virus protection: condom :)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I would have thought that you were still at the age where a condom was just a large novelty balloon, Pod.
(Pod): :(
(Brocken): "large" Pi|Mu|Rho?
(D33): Nah, he got rudely awakened from playing with those when he accidently popped a blown up used one
(Brocken): party balloons are too small for me ;(
(Pi|Mu|Rho): eew.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Just......eew.
(Kick): artifical moneyshot
(Pod): /clear
(Pod): /clear

(+Miller) LOL, just put the whole alphabet in my highlight menu
(+Miller) all i can say is wow
(+Miller) never heard so many south park.wavs in me life

[18:43:41] <Prof^Ill> been a while since ive seen a nice netsplit
[18:43:51] <blito> shsss
[18:44:03] * Korizin Quit (*.net *.split)
[18:44:03] * Guntha|Dog Quit (*.net *.split)
[18:44:03] * ZippyUK Quit (*.net *.split)
[18:44:03] * mAF| Quit (*.net *.split)
[18:44:03] * wooly|pro|evo3 Quit (*.net *.split)
[18:44:03] * BanG^Off Quit (*.net *.split)

(oxy) wifeownsyou-iux
<@Narly> rofl
<@Synbios> Menopause 2015
(oxy) for brains
<@Brain_Murders> wife owns me?
<@Brain_Murders> pfft
<@Brain_Murders> (yes - I did ask permission for that response)

(oxy) the wife calling narly?
<@Narly> lol
<@SCM> Decorating 2003
<@Synbios> lol
(oxy) or does she tug on ur chain?
<@Narly> lololol micks
<@Batz> lol
(oxy) lol
<@SCM> Decorating 2004
<@Batz> Kitchen Sink etc :E
<@SCM> Decorating 2005
(oxy) lol
<@Narly> lololol
<@SCM> i aint kidding lol
<@Narly> dont forget PhoneBill2003
<@Synbios> Garden 2004

** onions sets mode -pedant +ciggy onions
(D33) smoking will kill you, onions. Do you not notice the big unfeeling spoilers on the box and the adverts about idiots who didn’t realise smoking would partially disable them in their old age ?
<@onions> yeh, well, i’m addicted to nicotene :)
<chu897> me too
<Charley_> not me
<Charley_> owned
<N|cerealkilla> suck on a cancer stick
(D33) shove a bunch of patches on your arse cheeks and be done with those cancer sticks.
<Charley_> suck my dick
<@onions> i should :(
(D33) Paint it white and I’m sure onions will obligee.
(D33) <Charley_> suck my dick
(D33) <@onions> i should :(
(D33) see.
<@onions> FUCK
<@onions> FU
<@onions> CK
<Charley_> hahahahaha
<@onions> everyone type /clear
<@synth> OMGZ
<Charley_> Charley > onions
<@onions> or you get BANNED :D
<Charley_> /save
<Charley_> bahahah
<chu897> me presses printscreen
<@onions> ;(
<@onions> this will haunt me
<onions> D33 will make sure :)

(+Miller) Ohhhhhh bonfire night tomorrow
! +Miller gets ready
! +Miller burns astro|’s house down
(+Miller) \o/
! astro| shoves a banger up Miller’s ....
(+Miller) :o

-> join: (pornstardutch - #trickery.sof2) (dutchmanto@node-d-2631.a2000.nl)
(+pornstardutch) oi what is this?
(@Melly) a transvestite gay community dutch sex channel ?
(+pornstardutch) noice
(+pornstardutch) me inn

<@O-D-A> hmm we got a Velvet on our server not the Velvet surely
<@StormTrooperBob> kick him just in case ;)
<@Bad-Co> on ours ?
<@Bad-Co> admin_psay him "Neal is that you ?"
<@Bad-Co> if he says yes, 10 min temp ban him
<@StormTrooperBob> if he says no 10 hr temp bad for a crap name ;)

! +i_WiLL is listening to Sigue Sigue Sputnik - 21st Century Boy
(+i_WiLL) omg how old
(+i_WiLL) sounds mint still tho
(+i_WiLL) Love Missile F1-11 is the 1 i want tho
(+jimbobaggies) :?
(+i_WiLL) dont tell meh u dont remember them
(+i_WiLL) Sigue Sigue Sputnik
(+i_WiLL) loads o lycra and big wigs and missiles and rockets
(+Kamistai) badly dressed terrorists ?

?21:10? (oxy) whois i-rox
(9:10pm) -i-rox- i-rox is not registered in the bot.

<@da_narlster> i aint sleeping in a room full of sweaty teenage reprobates
<dirky> or i aint sleeping with a bunch of sweaty married old cunts :E
<@da_narlster> my wifes cunt aint old
<dirky> l,mao
(oxy) rofl!
<@Batz> lol
<@Brain_Murders> my wife aint got one anymore
<dirky> lmfoa
<@Brain_Murders> thats what she tells me
(+dirky) must be frustrating bm ?
(@Brain_Murders) nah - I fuck here in the arse instead

(Intron): i know its small and short

(D33): The skin from a llama’s willy can make an interesting winter coat. However just one coat kills nearly 25% of the llama population.
(|MaTT|): pffft
(|MaTT|): solve the problem
(|MaTT|): use the skin from a whales willy
(|MaTT|): only one needed
(D33): The last guy I told that to didn’t believe me
(D33): he said it was all bollocks.

<D33> What I personally find amusing is that this child will walk away from his computer after this, thinking, in his deluded and highly disturbed infant mind that he’s "won" some sort of argument. Sad fact is that for every line he types he only shows himself up further.
<VP^CS> if i thort it was an argument
<VP^CS> mayb
<VP^CS> but no
<GroovYF> thort?
<Mmw> thort ?
<GroovYF> wtf kinda word is that?
<GroovYF> learn to spell not tlak like you’re texting your friends
<GroovYF> *talk
(qui) irony++;

<DkH|seven`> http://quakenet.battle.at/ Rofl......nothing more to say ^^
quits: DkH|seven` (SCHEDULE@DkH|seven.users.quakenet.org/Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 1948704)))
<Thar|gone> lol, indeed you had nothing more to say :P

(flossie): <Blood_God> if i found intron in my bed i’d kill him <--- you need a reason to kill Intron?
(Blood_God): well... erm... no.
(Blood_God): but if he was in my bed he’s just asking for it
(Pi|Mu|Rho): fnar

([HA]Jennifer): can I use 400Mhz memory with a Ga7 Vax mobo?
(i-rox): mobo is probably 3yrs, ram is 3yrs, gfx is 1, cpu is 1, hd is 1, dvd drive is 5, writer is 1
(D33): It’s amazing how life-like Qui’s new bot is.
(D33): Like its owner, it speaks utter crap.
(D33): ;(
(Blood_God): lol

[@kirst]: does anyone know the standard size of a shandy

<@Luggage> id rather suck a cows tits than a hens vag tbh

<TRreporter> [09:02] Mr.Anderson is Godlike!
<TRreporter> [08:54] Mr.Anderson: ok.. irc
<TRreporter> [08:52] * Mr.Anderson left the game.
<TRreporter> [08:51] Marik: ok
<TRreporter> [08:32] * Marik left the game.
(oxy) im such a cunt
<dirky> yer