<ShockS> im pro cs player
<Briggers> youre a pro?
<Tomsk> I think he mean prostitute

<Kyle2> kid rock sucks
<Kyle2> i have to wake up to him every morning
<Bad_Boy> why?
<Kyle2> cause i lost the remote to my stereo and i’m too lazy to change the cd
<D33> lmao
<Bad_Boy> lol

{Brocken} argh how do I get rid of thjis stupid RPC Update Patch virus thing ;(
{Red7} You’ve got to touch Pod
{Brocken} fux that, I’ll keep the virus ;(

(qui) add owner ][nfern0
<@yee> ][nfern0 is now a channel owner for #byjkadmins!
<Trimbo> :D
<][nfern0> kick qui ta n00b
(kick/#byjkadmins) ][nfern0 by yee (oof)
join | ][nfern0 | (__nfern0@it.was.my.brother.bygames.com) | 12:34pm |||
mode/#byjkadmins | (+v ][nfern0) | by | yee
<][nfern0> admin flag sux

<@Becky> is there a 2004?
<@Stevo> there will be
(qui) it’s the year before 2005 Becks
<@Stevo> but it will suck
** Becky just smiles at qui
<Becky> this is my be nice to qui week :)
<@Becky> and no matter what he says
<@Becky> i will do it
<@Stevo> :/
<@Becky> for a whole week
<@Stevo> are u being sponsored
<@Becky> not yet
<@Stevo> u should
(qui) do I get a bonus if I break you?
<@Becky> dig deep guys
<@Becky> no
<@Becky> you get a slap
<@Stevo> coz that is a hard task
(qui) <@Becky> and no matter what he says
(qui) <@Becky> i will do it
(qui) :)
<@Becky> come on then fly boy!!!
(qui) the mind boggles with the possibilities
<@Becky> :)
(qui) go get a rolling pin
(qui) and smash Exec in the nads
<@Becky> why?
(qui) because I said so
<@Becky> nah
(qui) owned

<+unter_hosen^> ( My Cock ) #1 ( Pink with excess skin (12") )
<@Bad-Co> unter_hosen your taller than that

<DJCarlos> any one good with logos ?
<Pod-> yeah i once built a castle
<DJCarlos> not lego fool
<+StarMonkey> lol
<+StarMonkey> i actually laughed then
<Pod-> yay
<Pod-> i rox!
<phantom> hehe, pod in funneh shock :D
<DJCarlos> me too which is rare when pod speaks

<Zerimski> to protect itself from predators, Steam disguises itself as a crashed program
<Zerimski> and then when any threat of it being useful has passed, it works

(+Pi|Mu|Rho) I was sweet and innocent beore I entered #by
(+Pi|Mu|Rho) and now I’ve been corrupted by velvet’s inner circle.

(@Melly) motherfucker are you outa your damn mind!
(@BlackPope) no
(@Melly) ;o
(@Melly) lies
(@BlackPope) hehe
(@Melly) i love teh cock
(@Melly) u*
(@Melly) ;(
* @Melly gets coat
(@BlackPope) lol
(@travis) lol

* Sysagent^w0rk points at velvet, stikky, amok n Bad-Co
<Steelo> there all fakes, stikky works in a clue factory
<Steelo> glue :<
<Sysagent^w0rk> You was right 1st time
<Steelo> the damage has been done :<
* Sysagent^w0rk passes stikky some "clues"

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Ferg> took my an hour to buy a pair of shoes
(qui) you’re a nonce Ferg
<Ferg> *me
<@amok> yes
<@amok> i agree
<Ferg> there were too many!
<tGN> hmm i tend to ages deciding what shoes but once ive made my mind up i get em, even if there wank
<Ferg> i don’t like choice
(qui) you gaylord
<@amok> GAYLORD!!!!!
<Ferg> bastards!
<@amok> LORD OF ALL GAYS
<Ferg> POT KETTLE BLACK
(qui) ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BUM THEM!
<@amok> I HAVE A BIRD!!
<Ferg> BOLLOCKS YOU DO!
(qui) HAS YOUR CAT EATEN IT YET?
<Ferg> A CANARY MAYBE!
<@amok> i do
<@amok> she is in fhm next month
<@amok> :)
<Ferg> your canary?
<Morba|chilled> wtf
<@amok> yes
(qui) lol
<Pi|Mu|Rho> got any naked pics of her amok?
<@amok> lo fo
<tGN> thats a yes
<Pi|Mu|Rho> want some?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> :)

<Bad-Co> ouch , this german film my m8 wants is abit....ermm SM , some bloke getting his bolx wacked with a riding crop
<Dieter> your "mate"..yes, of course
<Pvt_Needles> lol!

[22:33:51] * Nick: (w-Wza`dod) is now known as (w-Wza`r0llin)
[22:47:13] * Nick: (w-Wza`r0llin) is now known as (w-Wza`sm0kin)
[22:59:36] * Nick: (w-Wza`sm0kin) is now known as (w-Wza`0wned)
[23:25:09] * Nick: (w-Wza`0wned) is now known as (w-Wza`sleep0r)

<dave[SN]> I’m Dave
<ZenTiX> real name?
<dave[SN]> Dave
<Wizza-> me?
<ZenTiX> u 2
<FluffyKitten> Dave = Cecil
<Wizza-> Craig
<ZenTiX> david
<FluffyKitten> ha
<dave[SN]> :o
<ZenTiX> what bout u FluffyKitten
<dave[SN]> Cecil ?
* FluffyKitten giggles
<ZenTiX> what?
<ZenTiX> is he him?
<ZenTiX> tell me
<Wizza-> im Craig David
<ZenTiX> really?
<FluffyKitten> yes, Wizza is Craig David
<Wizza-> aye
<Wizza-> :)
<ZenTiX> holy christ
<ZenTiX> your like
<ZenTiX> famous
<Wizza-> FAMOUS
<Wizza-> you want my autograph?
<FluffyKitten> he took Dave for a drink on Tuesday, then banned him on Wednesday
<ZenTiX> no
<ZenTiX> fucking hate your music
<ZenTiX> no offence
<Wizza-> omg
* FluffyKitten laughs
<dave[SN]> Oh cheers :x
<Wizza-> some one ban him
<ZenTiX> why?
<ZenTiX> because u cant make music?
<Wizza-> you dont like my music
<ZenTiX> oh sorry
<Wizza-> cheeky bast
<ZenTiX> every single person on earth HAS to like your music?
<Wizza-> yes
<Wizza-> they do
<Wizza-> or they get banned
<dave[SN]> I don’t
<Wizza-> :)

<SheepDip> CANT PLAY A CLAN MATCH WITH 2 PEOPLE!!!!!

(@Diplo) Anyone for a friendly CS game our server 212.42.16.17:27012 =BA= CounterStrike 1.6 Steam Server password bacs
(@Diplo) Anyone for a friendly CS game our server 212.42.16.17:27012 =BA= CounterStrike 1.6 Steam Server password bacs
(+[Elrond]) NO
(+[Elrond]) FUCK OFF
(+[Elrond]) :P
(@Diplo) :p
(Bagadonuts) whats CS?
(+[Elrond]) cunt0rstrike

(Walking_Wounded): what are u trying to play on steam
(+|SemperFi|): Um
(+|SemperFi|): The loading screen?

<EvilGrin> On Steam, no one can hear you scream.

<marek> what have i done?
<Ryan> falsifying avis
<marek> you have no proof it was me
<marek> what was wrong with the avi anyway ryan?
<Ryan> well unless cs has gone in a totally new direction and the new melee weapon is the horse cock then i think you renamed a animal porn file

<@velvet> the problem is, you’re an amsg whore
<@velvet> i know i get bored checking to see what someone says in a channel
<Pod-> i’m stull here \o/
<@velvet> only to find that its you saying the same thing in a load of channels
<@velvet> perhaps if you select one channel for your target audience
<@velvet> you will find yourself disconnected less often
<@velvet> hell Pod has even managed to cope with S
<Pod-> a bit :D
<@velvet> and he talks huge amounts of crap all day
<Pod-> \o/
<Melly> lol
<Blood_God> heh
<Cable_Nut> rofl
<idz> lol..
<Brocken> ... I r ghey!! ...

! Steelo mounts phantom
(Steelo): my work here is done.
(+Pi|Mu|Rho): he’ll never notice.

(triath): hey sheep blow me
([JR]): sheep blow you?
(SheepDip): lol

<@Luggage> im damned if im leaving anyone who goes on my computer wondering why ugly russian mail order brides are in my history tbh :P

** Blood_God admires the conversation he killed
** onions pats Blood_God on the head
** Melly jisses onions
** Blood_God thinks Melly can’t type
** Melly can
** Moron knows Melly can’t type
** Melly loves Moron no longer ;{
** Moron hangs Melly up from the lanyard yarr!
<Melly> ;{

<@Luggage> "so graham...i hear u like ugly women..."
(oxy) lol
<@Luggage> "we just want u to know that we love you and care about u whatever u do"
<@Luggage> :S
<@Luggage> and then ure mum says to ure dad
<@Luggage> "it would be better if he was gay tbh" :/
<@Luggage> "i mean, how would he introduce us to her? "mum, dad, this is my ugly russian mail order bride natyskia"
<@Luggage> "she wants to work in britain"
<@Luggage> "as an unsuccessful hooker"
<@Luggage> "she needs nationality to work as a shit tart?"
** deff thinks u’ve had this conversation already
<@Luggage> yeah
<@Luggage> im playing it off the dictophone :P
<@deff> u did after all give us the link

<Brocken> what career would egyptology be useful for?
<Paladin^ns> guest role in stargate

(marcovaldo) i’m boy.are you a girl?
(Morba|whore) ahh
(Morba|whore) im male
(marcovaldo) ok
(Morba|whore) :>
(marcovaldo) you like girl?
(Morba|whore) damn right i like girls :>
(marcovaldo) ok bye

<[Exodus]> i wanna join =BA=
<[Exodus]> u know em?
<+Cencus> I’m not in =BA=
<@HotSoup> you’ll have to speak to ducky or diplo
<[Exodus]> r they here
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> http://www.british-airborne.co.uk/
<[Exodus]> been there
<[Exodus]> signed up 2
<[Exodus]> how old weeza?
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> well, then you know all about recruitment, we invite peeps after weve known them for a bit
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> dont do trials
<[Exodus]> yea i wanna get to know u
<[Exodus]> im play on ur server
<[Exodus]> so when u gonna play on it?
<[Exodus]> tonite?!
<@Bad-Co> i wanna get to know u
* @Bad-Co holds [NZ]Rubberducky’s hand
<[Exodus]> umm....
<@HotSoup> take off your clothes and meet bad-co in room 13 of the scunthorpe b&b
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> ahh you know about room 13 :E
<[Exodus]> so ducky i wanna get to know u...
<@Bad-Co> quit msg 2!!!"$%
<@HotSoup> :o
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> your not gonna stalk me or anything? :o
<[Exodus]> lol
<[Exodus]> if i have 2
<[Exodus]> i wanna get into this clan
<+O-D-A|Food> thats Bad-Co’s job surely ducky

<[TR]oxy> if scm dropped i would blow up scotland
<SCM> i did drop from the game lol
* [TR]oxy presses the big red button
<[TR]oxy> muhahaa
* [DCE]|DIST| has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)

<@GH|asyl> jebusmoore|H can i help?
<jebusmoore|H> how the hell do i start a game, im a total new comer
<@GH|asyl> you have to own the game before you can start it
<jebusmoore|H> how do i own a game?

+jimmeh: fu i aint makin friends with anyone who goes to derby uni, fkn spastics.
+jimmeh: i sit locked in my room occassionally masturbating
+jimmeh: good day to you sir, nobbler
Stu` rofl:
Blas|SaltedMash: lol

<Zappet> what do u play?
<Zappet> i mean games
<Luggage> ut
<Luggage> ictf
<Zappet> unreal tournament and...
<Luggage> er
<Luggage> ut
<Luggage> ictf
<Luggage> instagib capture the flag
<Zappet> whats that?
<Luggage> er
<Luggage> thats ut :P
<Zappet> never herd of it
<deff> omg, what a n00b

(FraG) All shit songs so far on TOTP
(Sierro) erm
(Sierro) you don’t watch TOTP for the quality of the music FraG
(+Melly) damn straight
(+Melly) u watch it for the sexy laydee dancers in background
(Sierro) yes
(+Melly) cos they always hotter then the artist ahaha
(FraG) Well that is true but its always nice to also have a good song aswell
(Sierro) i dunno
(Sierro) i’d do emma
(+Melly) ud do anything with a pulse
(Sierro) ok i’m not fussy in my choice of women
(@GH|Blood_God) lol
(Sierro) but it still has to be women
(+Melly) :D
(+Melly) does she have to be human? ;)
(+Melly) w00f
(Sierro) YES human
(@GH|Blood_God) (Sierro) YES human <-- but that’s the only restriction for him :P
(Sierro) human female
(Sierro) under 40
(Sierro) over 17
(Sierro) quality matters not
(@GH|Blood_God) and neither, apparently, does the fact if they are alive or dead :p
(Sierro) FO BG
(@GH|Blood_God) :P
(+Melly) lmao quality
(+Melly) u made my beer go up nose BG ;(
(@GH|Blood_God) LOL

(Pytagoras) Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
(mthN|Steeefan) it says deleting
(Pytagoras) It will scan for.. uhm.. viruses!
(mthN|Steeefan) oh good, thx

join | velvet | (p@nts)
<ellisd|server> ic
<ellisd|server> lo velvet
signoff | Coddy|film | (G-lined)
signoff | bob|ef2 | (G-lined)
<ellisd|server> whats he playin at today?
(qui) ffs what they doing now?
<velvet> spamming the bible in a foreign language, probably danish

<@bob|cba> log - incase bob forgets tonights events
<@bob|cba> Fight incident - some bastard sits taking the piss out of dave/ewis for 5 minutes. Bob returns. Informs the guy that the seat is taken. Guy accepts. 5 minutes later Mr Codd returns. Bob informs the guy that the seats original occupier has returned. Guy says the seat is his. Bob informs the guy to fuck off. Guy pushes bob. Bob stands up. Adam pushes guy. Coddy informs the guy that he has a small army available to kick the crap out of the guy. Guy disapears.
<@bob|cba> 4 pints - coddy - lightweight - lost 2nd game of vball to dave - claims bobs pulled bird was OK
<@bob|cba> ewis - wasted - at least 3 pints + 1 absinth - heavily sick in sink at home - wasted in asylum - incapable of speech
<@bob|cba> adam - sick on himself at asylum on blue comfey seats after tripple vodka - had 2 double vodka + 4 pints of diesel
<@bob|cba> bob - 2 pints diesel - 2 pints stella - 2 double vodka- 1 tripple vodka - pulled a short, nice titted dark haired girl, nice enuff face - granted as acceptable by crew. ewis was supposed to record number on phone - failed apparently.
<@bob|cba> log ends 3:43 - 5/10/03
<Coddy|z> its 3:54 now
<@bob|cba> irrelevent
<@bob|cba> the log is corret
<@bob|cba> correct
<Coddy|z> no
<Coddy|z> its poor
<Coddy|z> very
<Coddy|z> <-
<@bob|cba> k
<@bob|cba> tis enuff for me
signoff | bob|cba | (Ping timeout) | 4:04am |||

<qui> I’ve just made the most stupid mistake ever
<qui> gf just got a new computer so I’ve set up mirc and msn messenger for her
<qui> now I have no choice but to talk to her ffs
<Dw2k> gg pld qui ;)
<qui> she’s even figured out how to tell me idle time
<qui> fuck it
<Dw2k> never underestimate a girl with irc :p
<qui> and now she’s figured out /me
** qui turns off new pm notification
** Dw2k fluffles qui
<qui> I think I’m going to cry
<MZhukov> time for a new nick qui? :E
<qui> looks like it
<MZhukov> or.. you could get the collective evil and adilesance of #bygames to a/s/l your g/f till she decides were all attempting to abuse her
<qui> she’s already decided most of my geek friends in another channel are arrogant gits
<qui> (she’s right)

<Sierro> bored
<Sierro> might hit the bottle
<phantom> surely drinking the content would be better?
<Sierro> yeah might do that instead
<phantom> afterwards you can hit the bottle on something hard and go play ’slicey slicey’ with someone \o/
<Sierro> \o/
<Sierro> i like that
<Sierro> heh
<Sierro> slicey slicey
<Sierro> so friendly
<Sierro> yet so manically sociopathic
<phantom> :E

<IchI^> can u unban me from the halflif2 channel. i was banned about 1 hour ago for spamming but i stud o0n my keyboard :/

(D33) hmm
(D33) my nipples are leaking
(D33) which is quite disturbing.
<Evil_Timmy> ...
<Evil_Timmy> leaking...what?
<N0N1337H41> ugh
(D33) lliquid ;(
<troll> D33, sell it... you’ll make alot of money.. ;)
<Evil_Timmy> wait, nevermind. I have no desire to know.
<Dot9> D33, are you male or female?
<N0N1337H41> lactating isn’t a good thing when you’re male
(D33) Dot9 - Upstairs or downstairs ?
(D33) o.O
<troll> hahaha
<InnerTerror> SICk
<tet> haha

(+sm|gone) i cant find no hidden forum Dw2k ;(
(+Dw2k) thats because its hidden

(+WhiteKnight`): 3 weeks, 3 routers, and one mass wireless network. i now have the internet at uni !!
*** Quits: WhiteKnight` (~dalewidge@213.48.73.94) (G-lined)
(TheDarkOne): or not as the case may be

(@SheepDip): only ut2k4 wont be out for at least a month
(+Napsuh): you told me already
(+Napsuh): i might be stupid but not blond :P
(+Napsuh): blind :D
(@SheepDip): lol
(@SheepDip): pld

(+velvet) dns is pretty much sorted, so should be okay to pass round more generally
(+flossie) like the clap, you mean?

pixie is back, party on, gone 2 hr 45 min 38 s.
<pixie> lol
<pixie> that wern’t much of a party on
<pixie> the guy who’s house it was called the police
<pixie> because someone pulled a toilet roll holder off the wall
<pixie> i think he was on pills

(19:22) >> Nick: (Freddeh) is now known as (fred|wank)
(19:22) <@fred|wank> just off for a pre match warmup wank
(19:22) <@fred|wank> bbl
(19:23) >> Nick: (fred|wank) is now known as (Freddeh)

(D33): Life is like a bawx of chocolates.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): yeah, some twat has always eaten the nice ones
(Pi|Mu|Rho): And then you think there’s another layer underneath, but some twat has eaten all the nice ones out of that, too.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): and it was only a really crappy box of chocolates anyway, like Terry’s All Gold or something.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Bitter? Me?

<@SCM> in my case if i had the chance i would have done a few of my cousins as they were babes