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** Drkwoman is doing something, to someone, somewhere...
<Sierro> \o/
<Sierro> Drky and Blindy are shagging!

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<nooblet> what a gay name
<nooblet> Supa Mauler
<nooblet> :X
<{SuPa|Mauler}> .....
<Hellfire2> lol
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<Spinegrinda> lol

[13:15] <@nople> mornin
[13:15] <+Cencus> at the lan thingy
[13:16] <+Cencus> this is diplos puter im on
[13:16] <@nople> steal his hax

<[0]Trivial> Music Toppers: Name The Artist: The Eyes Of New York Woman?
<[0]Trivial> 1st Hint: *.*. ****** Question Value : 8 Points
<Xanothis> dunno
<Batz> J.J. ockacha
<[0]Trivial> 8.3 secs remaining.
<Batz> :D
<Xanothis> :D
<Batz> !!hint
<[0]Trivial> Hint: b.j
<Batz> rofl

[11:31pm] Methuselah (meth@modem-109.earendur.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined. ?9 people?
[11:31pm] L sets mode: +o Methuselah
[11:34pm] <@Methuselah> WHERE IS EVERYONE ?
[11:34pm] <@Methuselah> where have all the young men gone ?
[11:42pm] <@tylr> i need a hero
[11:42pm] <@tylr> i need a hero to unban me from the cs server
[11:42pm] <@tylr> he’s gotta have rcon, and he’s gotta know the command
[11:42pm] <@tylr> and he’s gotta be ready to unban me the next time i get banned
[11:42pm] <@tylr> or something
[11:52pm] <@Methuselah> I’m a lowsey hero

[08:55] <Squeeb> didn’t help last night that my best m8 was SEVEARLY hitting on me
[08:56] <Squeeb> she’s like, this complete nymph
[08:56] <Arachnamus> whats her number again?
[08:56] <Arachnamus> ;-)
[08:56] <Squeeb> lol
[08:57] <Squeeb> But like.. im all relationship liking and stuff... and im with Katie and I love her to bits.. And I tell Amy that I think im being cheated on and she’s like "aww babes, guess what Im doing now?"
[08:57] <Squeeb>"urrr eating a sandwich"
[08:57] <Squeeb>"no.. im gently slipping my hand onto my clit"
[08:57] <Squeeb>urrrr... no?"
[08:59] * Arachnamus chokes
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> lol
[08:59] <Viper_H> maybe she had an itch?
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> lol
[08:59] <Arachnamus> or kept her sandwiches down her pants
[08:59] <ROFFS|sl1ps> maybe somethin’ got stuck up there
[08:59] <Squeeb> exactly
[09:00] <Squeeb> but im like "Amy... your bad" and she’s like "hehe I know" ..
[09:00] <Squeeb>"no no .. shut up" "mmm i have a hard clit" "wtf ffs.."
[09:02] <Squeeb> evil girl I tell you .. EVIL!L1l1l1l

[18:38] <phanny> OMG!!! THE ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING!!! RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
[18:38] <GH|asyl> nah nah id rather stay tbh
[18:39] <phanny> well... fine.
[18:39] <phanny> :|
[18:39] <sm|gone> :o
[18:39] * GH|asyl has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[18:40] <Steelo> ahhh
[18:40] <phanny> ha! the robots got ’im!
[18:40] <phanny> i warned ’im!! I WARNED ’IM AND YOU DOUBTED ME!!!

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[18:48] <phanny> asyl, i warned you about the robots ;(
[18:48] * asyl is now known as GH|asyl
[18:49] <GH|asyl> ;[

<+ShockS> [14:02:07] <@[NZ]Rubberducky> shinobi can use the sniper like that, should we ban him as well?
<+ShockS> [14:02:20] <+ShockS> yes!
<+ShockS> [14:02:28] -L- Done.
<+ShockS> [14:02:43] <+ShockS> WTF?

<+Luggage> [16:32] <+{SuPa|Mauler}> MY SIS NAKED ON MAULER’S WEBCAM ON MSN :P [/amsg]
* [0]Exsism is now known as [0]ExBusy

<AndrewB> I’ve played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I’m already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH

* @qui is away ( . )
<@Luggage> ^^ quis with his gf then
<@Luggage> the famous one titted woman of calcutta

(Melly) does mmw blow goats?
(+Mmw) YUMMY

(D33): Last time I went to a party it was a small gathering in a house in the middle of no where.. their bathroom was the size of a double garage and the party ended up taking place in there, with 3 of them in the bath and the rest of us sitting around
(Kyle): lol
(D33): This bathroom is huge... I mean if you were taking a crap and farted it’d echo nine times over.
(SeiferZ): rofl
(Kyle): LOL
(ComradeBadger): :S

<@Xanothis> dentists are evil
<@Xanothis> mine’s 4.9"
<@Xanothis> and a sadist :/
<@Xanothis> reminds me of Goebbels

(+tango2`) dual boot is an option
(+tango2`) when your computer is booting
(+tango2`) it says "what operating system you want to boot from"
(+tango2`) and you select
(+tango2`) simple
(+Miller|) is that an operating system?

<Sysagent^w0rk> http://www.swiftnets.com/products/h20-8501-0.asp <---- Next PC upgrade thingy
<Blood_Code> heh
<Blood_Code> watercooling is something i’ve decided to stay clear of
<Sysagent^w0rk> I am that interested cos u can get illuminous blue water for it!
* phantom classifies Sysagent^w0rk in with those ppl who put blue under car lighting on their... erm.. cars...
<Blood_Code> lol
<Sysagent^w0rk> No mods on ma Icckle Merc Benz phantom
<phantom> only coz you are busy with your computer... give it time... ;(
<phantom> and the day you try to mod the outside of your house is the day you need to be locked up ;(
<Sysagent^w0rk> I have new Gutterings
<phantom> have you got ’under guttering lights’ in a blue colour?
<Blood_Code> lol

(+tango2) STOP FUCKING ADDING ANYTHING I SAY TO I-ROX

<phantom> man pr0n?
<Pod-> yay

?amok`? my love affair with diz will never end
?amok`? it will only grow string once he makes some decent map rotations:)
?amok`? string= stronger
?amok`? erk

::tango2:: OMG im sooo f00king gay

<[Wanker]Squeeb> ROFL!!! a kid on the train just walked past doing that stupid hand flicking thing with his wrist to make his fingers click.. totally failed and twatted himself in the face about 6 times

(D33) 4Kings are now 4K LTD. They’re an official company
(phantom) 4K LTD inteligance?

note: (How ironic.)

(tango2) hmm isnt it funny that people start posting things that i didnt actually say?

(+i_WiLL) black bush is nice

<PhatSt3r> one night i was playing poker with tarot cards
<PhatSt3r> i got a full house and 4 people died
<PhatSt3r> :/

<Steelo> how can you have sex with a woman fs?

(Brocken) oh dear god my XP’s been installed for nearly 2 yrs :/
(Brocken) wondered why my computer was running slower than Pod- trying to get away from a gay man
(+Melly) ahaha
(Rizlib) omg
(Pod-) :(

(From an IRC channel stats page)
Batz also makes sailors blush, 2.0% of the time.

(+Ferg) "receiving message 2155 of 9596"
(+Ferg) you know, when you’ve been mail-bombed

* @Melly Hello good citizen mortus\Dutchman.....my name is Batman.....you could be my assistant....would you like that??? Would you like to ride with Batman?
(@mortus\Dutchman) nah bm gay
(@mortus\Dutchman) robin 2
(@Melly) ;o
(@Melly) whats wrong with a man in a rubber suit like? :E
(@mortus\Dutchman) hmm when i m drunk nothing
(@mortus\Dutchman) lol
(@Melly) aaahahaha

(Loop`): Confidence.(DVDScr).[DVL] ( get AMIP v2.29 plug-in at http://amip.tools-for.net )
(LooP`): Amature Brittany fuck, suck, facial (5m13) ( get AMIP v2.29 plug-in at http://amip.tools-for.net )
(+ShockS): LMFAO
(+SheepDip): nice Winamp script Loop`

<+[4D-Lauren]> ppl stalking me again sayins asl =x
<@Luggage> lol if ure a known female that often happens does it? :/
<+[4D-Lauren]> pisses me off
* [4D-Lauren] is now known as [4D-Tiarta]
<@Luggage> we cant help it, we’re lonely useless nerdy bastards
<@Luggage> well, at least deff is
<+[4D-Tiarta]> well go get laid O_o
<@Luggage> yeah i would it were that easy :P
<+[4D-Tiarta]> im sure some girls will fake it for u =)
<@Luggage> lol
<@Luggage> prolly not ;E
<+[4D-Tiarta]> LOL
<@Luggage> that doesnt really count as an orgasm does it :E

<GnarKill13> is steam being gay for you too?
<[geek`KonVekT]> aye
<Pod-> well it hasnt tried anything yet
<Pod-> but im sure it eyed me up before
<GnarKill> its fucing homosexual for me
<GnarKill> so i uninstalled it
<Pod-> homophopbic
<@D33> very
<Pod-> uninstalling something simply because its homosexual
<Pod-> ITS NOT FAIR
<Kingpin-> :o
<GnarKill> hahah
<Feath> Homophobes are gay
<Pod-> :EE
<GnarKill> but guess what
<GnarKill> LIFE ISNT FAIR
<GnarKill> so get over it
<Pod-> it is
<Kingpin-> My steam tried to touch me :/
<GnarKill> haha
<doser> :P
<GnarKill> its not a priest
<GnarKill> its just gay
<Kingpin-> it ph33le3d me all over...
<GnarKill> it doesnt work most of the time
<GnarKill> they need to fucking fix it before it starts jerkin off my cat
<Pod-> so your saying all gay people dont work?
<Kingpin-> Was just about to say something along those lines Pod-
<GnarKill> no gay people work
<GnarKill> but theyre gay
<GnarKill> so its gay
<GnarKill> therefore
<GnarKill> steam is gay
<Kingpin-> Perhaps I should try and figure how to immediately work out the sexuality of software...
<GnarKill> in conclusinon
<Kingpin-> I could make millions...
<GnarKill> steam is gay
<GnarKill> yes kingpin
<Pod-> Kingpin-, pick it up and turn it over
<Pod-> you might need a hex editor
<Pod-> but if the first bit is 0, then its female
<GnarKill> are you gay pod?
<Pod-> 1, and its male
<Pod-> if it has sex with other male programs, its mangay
<Kingpin-> Ah I see
<GnarKill> how do you get a prog to have sex with another prog though hmmmm?
<Qazw> nice conversatoin :P
<Pod-> zip them up together
<Kingpin-> Lol
<GnarKill> hahahahahahaha
<Pod-> when you uncompressen them youll find some extra data
<Kingpin-> Pod- that was actually quite amusing :p
<GnarKill> ahahha
<GnarKill> yes it was
<Kingpin-> k ummm...
<GnarKill> and the extra data is compiled and becomes a new baby prog right?
<Kingpin-> I’m just gonna go over here now
<Qazw> then what is program virus?? cancer?
<GnarKill> lol
<Pod-> yup :)
<GnarKill> viruses are the lepers of progies
<Pod-> they caught an STD
<GnarKill> no strike that
<Pod-> they didnt use anti viraii protection
<GnarKill> viruses are the rapists of progs
<GnarKill> hahaha yeah pod
<Qazw> zip must be old...
<GnarKill> hahaha
<Js|Nostradamus> naughtay
<@Kuros> Anyway, let’s get back to the grin discussion, I was owning you so hard
<Pod-> theres many different positions
<Pod-> they’res good old fashioned .zip
<Pod-> or .rar for the interesting
<GnarKill> haha
<Pod-> some freaks to tar.gz
<GnarKill> .ace for kinky fun
<Qazw> .rfa ;>
<GnarKill> lol
<Pod-> and, if your really fucking wierd, you’ll use .sit cause your a mac owner
<Kingpin-> LoL
<GnarKill> HAHAHA
<Qazw> lol:P
<GnarKill> i would like to see program doggy style though
<Pod-> :O
<GnarKill> that woluld be quite interesting
<GnarKill> lol
<kalakk0> what
<kalakk0> the hell
<Kingpin-> :?

<@asyl> man i got run over today by a pallet of argos catalogs

<@Brain|oUT> right then - I am off to try and persuade mrs murders to shag me stupid
<@Hellfire2> lol
<@Hellfire2> gl :E
<@Brain|oUT> but I will probs end up playing ET... :/
<+GRIMARSE> g/l
<@Brain|oUT> nn folks

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<azman> any of u admins?

(+SheepDip): put the STEAM down, and back away slowly with your hands in the air
(+Dieter_Stahler): Never!! Stay away, or...or I swear I’ll install it on your system!

(@Tutor) Hello and welcome to tonight’s QuakeNet tutorial session. This tutorial provides a more advanced look at channel management through channel modes, bans, etc. [L1]
(@Tutor) If you have a question, please type /msg Tutor <your question here>. Use the line numbers to indicate which part your question relates to. [L3]

-> ?Tutor? VERSION
-Tutor- Your question has been relayed to the #tutorial staff.

<<< nickchange (Bliv^Out is now ObLiViOn25)
<@Batz> blivs ghey \o
<@ObLiViOn25> Soz mate I need a shit
<@ObLiViOn25> brb
<@Batz> rofl

(oxy) kick Luggage nn
<<< kick/#redeemers: Luggage by noo (nn)
>>> join: Luggage(~imoku@[TR]Imoku.users.quakenet.org) _[20:26]
<@Luggage> and then i need some beer too
(oxy) :)
<@Batz> i woke up at 7
<@Batz> fell asleep
<@Batz> woke up at 10 to 8
<<< kick/#redeemers: qui by Luggage (fuck the bot, ill do it myself)
>>> join: qui(bad-h@qui.gotadsl.co.uk) _[20:26]
<@Luggage> ;x
(oxy) !
<@Luggage> arg
<@Batz> then i had a huge rush to get my clothess on
<Luggage> that was fucking oxyt
(oxy) lololololol!
(oxy) AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
(8:26pm) ** Luggage falls over
<@Luggage> im too fucking tired
<@Batz> lol
(oxy) LUGG U RULE!
(oxy) :D
...
<Luggage> mebbe i should kick qui again saying "soz, meant to kick oxy" :E

* markCS (~mark306@pc1-flee1-3-cust202.glfd.cable.ntl.com) has joined #bynsadmins
<markCS> blatant aim bot on by 32 player
<markCS> calling himself admin_needed(4) on T :/
<Kalias> Hi, I think you’re looking for bycsadmins mate
<Kalias> Not ns admins ;)
<markCS> whops
<markCS> ta
<Kalias> np
* markCS (~mark306@pc1-flee1-3-cust202.glfd.cable.ntl.com) has left #bynsadmins
<FluffyKitten> that’s very nice of him... cheating with the name admin_needed
<Kalias> Indeed.
<Kalias> Very helpful I must say.

(KajA-Dilindo): HEY ANYONE KNOW ERK, INFERNO?
*** KajA-Dilindo is now known as KajA-Dild0S
(+babyharpseal): don’t shout
(KajA-Dild0S): SHUT UP U TWAT
(COPs): oops
(COPs): bi!
*** Quits: KajA-Dild0S (~effy@host81-130-171-200.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (exit network left)))

22:08:44) (+ShockS): anyone of u oldies that have had sex (not weeza) had warts
(22:08:50) (+ShockS): or someshit
(22:09:03) (@[NZ]Rubberducky): lol?
(22:09:16) (+ShockS): COME ON
(22:09:21) (+ShockS): out of the closet
(22:09:48) (+Briggers): nope
(22:11:21) (+ShockS): duno wtf it is tbh
(22:11:28) (+ShockS): but i got something
(22:11:34) (+ShockS): think its piles tbh
(22:11:44) (+Briggers): lol
(22:11:52) (+Briggers): piles is in your arse
(22:11:55) (+ShockS): anyone had piles!
(22:12:00) (+ShockS): ITS IS ON MY ASS
(22:12:05) (+Briggers): LOL
(22:12:17) (+Briggers): so you had bum sex thats why you asked about sex?
(22:12:20) (+ShockS): ive not had anal sex u fucker
(22:12:23) (@[NZ]Rubberducky): LOL
(22:12:24) (+Briggers): rofl
(22:12:24) (+ShockS): KNEW U WOULD SAY THAT
(22:12:26) (+emqu): lol
(22:12:32) (+Briggers): well wtf did you ask about sex
(22:12:40) (+Briggers): omg comedy gold
(22:12:42) !? Quit: (Faceh) (Faceh@81-86-91-123.dsl.pipex.com) (Ping timeout)
(22:12:43) (+ShockS): cos i didnt know what it is
(22:12:53) (+Briggers): youve really cheered me up shocks

<@Elgin_Roko> phantom hates me
<@onions> he does? :o
<@Elgin_Roko> yus, he won’t give me anal ;/
<@onions> ah
<@onions> yeh, he hates you

<+ShockS> it was a big lump of turd
<@Bad-Co> LOL
<+ShockS> stuck on my ass hairs :E
<Dieter_Stahler> lol
<+Tomsk> omg I see i-rox again

<Reiven> badboy, independence day?
<Reiven> they uploaded windows on the big ship and it crashed or something :)
<D33> "TAKE A DOSE OF 95 YOU ALIEN INVADING SCUM"
<Reiven> hahaha

(Intron): is it really a her though
(Intron): 9 times out of ten its a guy
(+Pi|Mu|Rho): Intron knows!
(Intron): well yeah i regularly impersonate females on things like Yahoo Chat

Supra learns some more english.. :)

[@a51|SuPrA``]: u know to qui ?
[@Stevo]: y
[@a51|SuPrA``]: and he is very good ?
[@Stevo]: nah he sux
[@a51|SuPrA``]: plz tell me true
[@a51|SuPrA``]: xd
[@Stevo]: he is good for abuse other team
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :)
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ok
[@a51|SuPrA``]: hehe
[@a51|SuPrA``]: and u stevo whazup now ?
[@ExeC``]: hes wanking
[@a51|SuPrA``]: what is wanking ?
[@Stevo]: cooking
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ExeC`` we can play 2 vs 2 maybe
[@Stevo]: wanking = cooking
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ah ok
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :>
[@Stevo]: =)
[@a51|SuPrA``]: is very late for cooking
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :)
[@a51|SuPrA``]: what time is in uk now ?
[@Stevo]: its never too late for a good wank
[@Stevo]: =)
[@Stevo]: 1:08
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ah ok
[@a51|SuPrA``]: in spain is 2:09
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :>
[@Stevo]: =(
[@ExeC``]: i love wanking for becky
[@ExeC``]: she wanks about 7 ish
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ohh
[@a51|SuPrA``]: exec is good boyfriend
[@a51|SuPrA``]: xd
[@ExeC``]: yes
[@ExeC``]: very :D
[@Stevo]: yeah hes a right wanker
[@Stevo]: =)
[@ExeC``]: :[
[@a51|SuPrA``]: manuel rullez yep
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :P
[@ExeC``]: lol
[@ExeC``]: yes u do
[@ExeC``]: u certainly do
[@ExeC``]: do you wank much ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: i not
[@ExeC``]: who wanks for you ?
[@ExeC``]: your mum ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: mother
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :P
[@ExeC``]: i c
[@a51|SuPrA``]: yes
[@a51|SuPrA``]: xd
[@ExeC``]: does she wank good ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: yes very :P
[@ExeC``]: i c
[@a51|SuPrA``]: why ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :P
[@ExeC``]: curious :]
[@a51|SuPrA``]: u want come for test ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :P
[@ExeC``]: no thanks
[@ExeC``]: !
[@a51|SuPrA``]: haha
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :P
[@a51|SuPrA``]: stupid :P
[@ExeC``]: :/
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :(
[@ExeC``]: why stupid ? :[
[@a51|SuPrA``]: dunno
[@a51|SuPrA``]: @a51|SuPrA``) u want come for test ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: (02:11:32) (@a51|SuPrA``) :P
[@a51|SuPrA``]: (02:11:34) (@ExeC``) no thanks
[@a51|SuPrA``]: i invited and u say no ..
[@a51|SuPrA``]: u can say dunno maybe
[@a51|SuPrA``]: xd
[@ExeC``]: ok
[@ExeC``]: maybe
[@ExeC``]: :]
[@ExeC``]: i like wanking myself tho
[@a51|SuPrA``]: haha
[@ExeC``]: sometimes becky wanks for me
[@ExeC``]: :]
[@ExeC``]: depends
[@Stevo]: on whos turn it is
[@Stevo]: ?
[@ExeC``]: yep
[@ExeC``]: supra
[@ExeC``]: does your dad wank for you ?
[@ExeC``]: or just your mother ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: only me mother :P
[@a51|SuPrA``]: me no like cooking
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :)
[@ExeC``]: ahh
[@ExeC``]: :[
[@ExeC``]: u fudgepack a lot ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ??
[@ExeC``]: what ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: i don’t understean
[@a51|SuPrA``]: u fudgepack a lot
[@a51|SuPrA``]: what say u?
[@Stevo]: its a very common english word dude
[@ExeC``]: do you like going out to clubs
[@ExeC``]: do u fudgepack much ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: depends
[@ExeC``]: i c
[@ExeC``]: on what
[@ExeC``]: ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ait 2 mn plz
[@a51|SuPrA``]: wait
[@ExeC``]: :/
[@a51|SuPrA``]: ok now
[@a51|SuPrA``]: yes i go to clubs
[@a51|SuPrA``]: restaurant
[@a51|SuPrA``]: and others
[@a51|SuPrA``]: why ?
[@ExeC``]: im being polite
[@ExeC``]: ill go away
[@ExeC``]: if u want me too
[@ExeC``]: teaching u english words!
[@a51|SuPrA``]: jejeje
[@a51|SuPrA``]: :)
[@ExeC``]: so
[@ExeC``]: u fudgepack sometimes
[@ExeC``]: and your mother wanks for you ?
[@a51|SuPrA``]: yes

<@Nailz> 17 killer scorpions escaped in a dutchy town
<@Nailz> if they sting you your dead within a minute says here
<@MYM`rs|Laban-X-> good think human girls cant do that :/
<@MYM`rs|Laban-X-> or we would be fucked

(+Briggers): (21:25:42) (+SheepDip) I abused weezas bum
(+SheepDip): ummmm
(+SheepDip): Briggers
(+Briggers): owns
(+SheepDip): a dildo
(+SheepDip): :P