(+Shifty-) DOES ANYONE HAVE A SWEDISH SERVER I CAN BORROW ASAP? :)
(+T|2eK) racism
(+T|2eK) y not english eh... ur in a english channel... ;p

<Red7> lol
<Red7> the Milkmans wheel just came off
<Red7> brb
<DarkCinder^> LOL
<DarkCinder^> UNLUCKY
<DarkCinder^> :P
<D33`> heh
<D33`> he must of been speeding.

({SCF}TJF) might wana eat some prunes tho
(D33`) :o
(Blood_God) 0_o
(D33`) dare i ask why, even though i suspect i know the answer?
(Blood_God) if you don’t i will.
({SCF}TJF) they have codine in them
(D33`) and that means ?
({SCF}TJF) will make you sleepy and give you "brick turds"
(Blood_God) lol.
(D33`) oh good
(D33`) they’ve been coming out sloppy
(D33`) take extra paper to wipe my cheeks clean
(Blood_God) ew..
(D33`) will be a nice change

(Steelo) phanneh
(Steelo) i’m gonna copy u
(Blood_God) o_O
(Blood_God) what, grow ridiculously long hair?
(Steelo) ye

[18:15] <+Kjata> so whats every1s recommendations for a new case then?
[18:15] <+Kjata> max cost preferably 100quid
[18:15] <+Kjata> mibbe more
[18:16] <Bad-Co> samsonite
[18:16] <Intron> carboard box with lots of Parcle Tape
[18:17] <+Kjata> url BC?
[[18:17] <Bad-Co> Kjata
[18:17] <Bad-Co> http://www.samsonitecompanystores.com/webapp/scs/servlet/SProductSelector?productcategory=C05&storeId=10151&langId=-1

[@BlackPope]: mongo is a small orphan from zimabwai with aids. He has to walk 5 miles to school every day........give just ?5 a month and we can buy the fuker new trainers so he can run

** Dodd` listening to ? Micheal Jackson - Keep it in the Closet ? Tune
(oxy) ROFL!

<mok`> lo gays
<mok`> :<
<SnYde> lo
<Phant^UT> lo
<SnYde> i am gay in rl
<SnYde> no shit, to forgive the pun
(oxy) Assassin_ ur lover?
<hAiNeSy> you’re gay here too
<Phant^UT> good for you
<SnYde> no honestly
<SnYde> i am
<SnYde> i had a "coming out party"
(oxy) cool
<SnYde> assassin was my mid of honour
<SnYde> mid
<SnYde> maid
<mok`> did you dress up as storm troopers?
<Phant^UT> no
<SnYde> no, horses
(oxy) lol
<SnYde> he was at the back
<Phant^UT> Darth Vader and chewie
<SnYde> no chewmeoff i thing
(oxy) double ended lightsaber?
<hAiNeSy> strap-ons
(oxy) idd
<Phant^UT> lol

<@Luggage> i have a very stiff sphincter
<@Luggage> all the boys say so...

<@Luggage> im feeling so shit
<@Luggage> had a headache all fucking day
<@Rebirth`> :(
<@Luggage> and its too fucking hot
<@Rebirth`> maybe u shud not be on the computer then?
<@Luggage> true
<@Luggage> ok fuck this then :P kip time
<@Rebirth`> cya
* Quits: Rebirth` (rebirth@Rebirth_.users.quakenet.org) (Quit: (@Luggage) "if she dont wanna do it, just shout "KANKER LAAEG WOORDENBOEK" at her till she gives in")
<@`deff`> lol
<@Luggage> lol that got rid of him :D
<@`deff`> pwned :E

(@diah) i’d like to see u stick a razor up ur arse crack tbh
(@dam|food) u would?
(@diah) ye

<D33> Might take a shower
<phantom> where to?
<D33> my sack is stuck to my leg
<phantom> surely leaving it in the bathroom makes more sense?
<D33> GOD DAMNIT
<D33> STOP
<D33> STOP WITH THE ONE LINERS
<D33> :<
<phantom> hehe
<phantom> makes me laff anyways :D
<asyl`> who dya think y’arr? arny?
** D33 cries
<phantom> :D

(@Zerimski) I am 14.090977 years old, That means its 47wks 3days 6hrs 29mins 35secs till my birthday, till im 19

<D33> Anyone in here reckon they know a fair bit on mobile phones ?
<phantom> maybe... i claim to know a fair bit about most things
<phantom> but, i warn you, this may require one liners ;(
<Brocken> phantom the first time you used a mobile you thought you had to press the buttons and communicate via morse code
<Blood_God> heh
<Blood_God> lol
<phantom> Brocken, it worked still ;(
<Melly> lies
<Brocken> yeah but you don’t know morse code, you ended up telling me I had nice goats and you wanted to stroke my kitkat :/
<phantom> no... that was really what i said ;(
<Brocken> ah
<Blood_God> lol
<Melly> mm goats
<Melly> they are nice goats Brocken, i agree
* Brocken squeezes his goats together
<phantom> o.O
* Melly puts wet kitkat in the goats
<Zerimski> ...stop
<Pi|Mu|Rho> SICKO!
* Blood_God /clears
<phantom> is it wrong to be turned on by that?
<Blood_God> YES1
<Zerimski> no
<Pi|Mu|Rho> Yes. Very.
<Blood_God> ROFL
<Melly> chocolate goat :D
<phantom> well if its wrong.. I DONT WANT TO BE RIGHT DAMN IT!!!

<MD87> find irc working bot
<@yee> No players found.
<MD87> heh.

<@GH|nameinuse> i bet the moment i leave someone will need a router fixing
nickchange(#blueyonder) [(GH|nameinuse) ?-? (nameinuse)] |||
<@nameinuse> deop me
mode/#blueyonder | (-o nameinuse) | by | yee
|| join | cloneman|H | (~cloneman@www2-quakenet.blueyonder.co.uk) |
<cloneman|H> anyone here?
<cloneman|H> hello??
<nameinuse> ’lo
<nameinuse> what’s up?
<cloneman|H> hi, i’ve got connection problems :[
<cloneman|H> think it’s my router, not sure

(KeepInTheCircus): i’m a ringleader :-D
(TheDarkOne): ringleader?
(KeepInTheCircus): <dr_warm> here’s another clown
(TheDarkOne): ah
(KeepInTheCircus): i THINK he was talking to me haha
(KeepInTheCircus): i hope, or i’ll feel like an ass
(TheDarkOne): lol

<@SAngel> Welcome Back SCM :)
<@SCM> lo m8
<@SCM> ta irc decided to have an error lol
* Quits: SCM (madmicks@pc-80-195-229-162-ma.blueyonder.co.uk) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[Melly]: cant find my elton song ;(
[Mmw]: lololol
[Melly]: w00t w00t w00t
[Melly]: got it :>:>
[Melly]: wot u laughing at ya cunt
[Melly]: his new single rox ur ass :>
[Mmw]: rofl
[Mmw]: elton sucks ass
[Mmw]: :P
[Melly]: he fucks ass :>
[Melly]: BUMS ON SEATS MHHHHMAHAHAHA
[Mmw]: rofl true
: Melly giggles
[Melly]: he cud suck a golf ball through a hose pipe :>
[Mmw]: :>

<@Luggage> i might be able to sub tonight
<@Luggage> it depends whether im awake :/ party last night, gig night before, and me dad woke me up at 10 today :x
<@Luggage> and also its fucking 35 degrees :P
<@deff> if my dad woke me up at 10, +b
<@deff> :p
<@Luggage> idd
<@Luggage> cant +b my dad v easily tho
<@Luggage> cos hes +amontv in #myhouse

[00:08] <Ripley8> anyone know a database tool that you can set it to do work on just ONE database that you specify?
[00:09] <Hotel2Tango> yup
[00:09] * Hotel2Tango has quit IRC (Signed off)
[00:09] <@onions> rofl

<asyl> damn im so bored i cant actually think what im doing

<Blood_God> Di0XiDe|bored... i was bored.. went on msn chat.. and am now setting a guy up to mess with him

** massive Netsplit **

[18:27] <D33> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[18:27] <D33> MY EVIL PLAN
[18:27] <D33> CODENAME : OPERATION THE S(PL)HITS
[18:27] <D33> WAS WORKED
[18:27] <D33> \o/
[18:27] *** D33 was kicked by yee (flood)

(18:27:38) * D33 feels his uncooked chicken kicking in again and runs off to the toilet
(18:27:38) -> kick: (D33) was kicked by (yee) (flood)

<hAiNeSy> alcohol and calculus don’t mix
<hAiNeSy> don’t drink and derive

<{SCF}TJF> you’ll probably just laugh at this, but i touched one of the horse’s penis today and enjoyed it
<Brocken> ROFL
<Wavie> lol
<{SCF}TJF> bastards :/
* {SCF}TFJ has quit IRC (Quit)

(Monk) pm me url 4 porn pls
-> *monk* (Monk) pm me url 4 porn pls <-- www.staff.quakenet.org

?Mmw http://www.doomrepublic.com/fearthejedi.jpg
?Mmw giggles
?Blood_God giggles also
?onions? :D
?onions? my imagination didnt let me down after all
?Blood_God? heh
?BenzeNever? :)
?Mmw? so easy to wind up jedi :)
?Blood_God? the force with this one... is well... erm... crap.
?{SCF}TJF? you dont even have one of me do you?
?Mmw? lollol
?Mmw? no :P
?{SCF}TJF? I HATE YOU!

[Kick]: had a 16 inch to myself yesterday, why my mum got one that big i dunno, but it was far too much, wasted half of it, then i thought about the starving in africa and cried myself to sleep

(qui) it teaches you
(qui) ms can’t code for shit
<Sainte> not really
<Sainte> there is a fix for it
<@MJRPAIN> yeah but there shouldn’t have been a security hole in the first place
(qui) that sort of exploit shouldn’t exist in the first place :)
<Sainte> if u make something
<Sainte> its never perfect
<Sainte> its eventually fixed
<Tarantella> well theyve admitted they coded for user freindlyness not security
<@WhiteGold> i for one am very glad of windows cause dos was a pain

: Melly is back after 1m: brb gotta piss
[Communal_Toilet]: works done time to go home :D cyas
: Melly flushes Communal_Toilet
[Communal_Toilet]: :)
::: Quit: (Communal_Toilet) (~mark.kell@212.103.243.8.firstnet.net.uk) (Signed off)

(@Roachie) I have nothing but good mp3s/Albums.
* @Roachie spams [Britney Spears - I’m A Slave 4 U] - (3:24/192kbps)

* MaRMY has joined #BT
* Op3rat0r sets mode: +v MaRMY
<+MaRMY> Thanks For The Voice Op3rat0r!
* MaRMY was kicked by Op3rat0r (Thank you scripts are crap)
* MaRMY has joined #BT
<+MaRMY> Thanks for the kick Op3rat0r!

(Intron) i supose i need to suck qui and then get on his nice side so he wont add any more

<D33`> sm|gone - you ok m8 ?
<Pod> one of them said "i had akanoid on my pc" when talkinga bout the z ball
<sm|gone> yeah, a bit sore at the moment though
<Pod> what happened to sm|gone?!
<D33`> he got raped by a bunch of men.
<sm|gone> its a fun story
<D33`> i bet.
<Pod> really? like qui then?
<onions> that technically wasnt rape pod
<Pod> :o

[18:25] <@Bad-Co> going out..
[18:25] <@[NZ]RD^curry> night on the piss?
[18:26] <@Bad-Co> night on the sea front , bag a chips , walk on the sand bank...maybe
[18:28] <@[NZ]RD^curry> nice
[18:28] <@[NZ]RD^curry> cant do that round here :(
[18:28] <@[NZ]RD^curry> night on the council estate, bag of drugs, walk on the rubbish heap

<@SnoOoPz`> need 1 for a tdm pm me amsg
(qui) 1v1 tdm?
(qui) surely thats just a duel

<@BigD> your little bf elf banned me
<@BigD> all i did was smile
<+Wacker> u could brush ur teeth more often ...
<@MaRMiTe> lol

<Intron> D33 U GOING TO JOIN THE POLICE ?
<Intron> woops
<Blood_God> lol
<Intron> :(
<D33> no
<D33> i’m going to attempt to join the police
<D33> whether I do so or not will remain to be seen
<Intron> good luck
<Intron> its loads of fun
<D33> :o
<Intron> my friend did it and had loads of fun
<D33> cool
<Bad-Co> Intron also has a friend whos a red indian, and road worker, and a biker... and several known saliors
<D33> lmao
<phanny> hehe Bad-Co

<onions> then drank 2 cans of velvet :O
<phanny> velvet comes in cans :o
<onions> yeh :D
<onions> think i’m goin to have to retire
<onions> to bed :p
<onions> sleep off this velvet :D
<phanny> ooooer
<onions> its quite good really, like creamy beer with no bubbles :D

! +i_WiLL sits back down
(+i_WiLL) after puttin hoover away
(+Assassin|) oi oi talkin about me
(+Miller|) u a hoover like?
(+i_WiLL) aye he sucks like there is no tomoz
(+Miller|) hahahah

<Mace> i take it your a peon that couldnt get into q2, so stuck to q1?
<doser> im a peon who tried q2 and actually realised how fucking shit it was
<doser> its slow/rockets fire at like 1mph/physics suck
* _MAXX_ calms doser and gives him the pillage upgrade
<doser> :P
<doser> its an embarassment to say q2 or q3 are better than qw
<doser> in any form
<doser> dinner bbs
<_MAXX_> you can steal resources now, when you attack enemy buildings
<Mace> wtf
<_MAXX_> now go build a burrow
<Mace> oh i see roflmao
<Mace> nice one max
<Mace> classic
<_MAXX_> ...hes a peon..

(+tango2`) velvet you aboot?
(+qui) he went out about hour ish ago for the night
(+tango2`) buggerinton
(+tango2`) ta :>
(+MZhukov) you want to bugger intron?
(+MZhukov) you sick boy !
(+Miller|) lol
(+tango2`) :O

<Brain_Murders> deff - I cant make Thursday - wifes birthday - tried to get out of it but apprantly, the day cant be changed - inconsiderate bitch

(D33`) Anyone know how to delete files in System Restore Files ?
(+qui) format c:
(+qui) tbh
(+ezt) fdisk /mbr
(Benzedrine) Shh n00bs :)
(Benzedrine) Nobodies dumb enough to fall for that old gag

---
10 minutes later
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(D33`) ok i formatted it, how do i get the data back now the virus has been elimated ?

<@Corto> I had one funnier
<@Corto> a faulty network card which I had
<@Corto> connected to the ADSL modem
<@Corto> used to stop transferring unless I move the mouse
<@Corto> -i have to move the mouse contantly to get a good download speed
<@Trimbo> that could be handy for pr0n downloading :DDDD
* @Trimbo runs

<Frymaster> find tfc nero
<Eric> is the find not working or is my irc borked?
<Frymaster> goddammit!
<Frymaster> if urs is mine is
<Frymaster> players tfc
<Frymaster> !got b0rked bot
<MD87> kick eek
* MD87 was kicked by eek (oof)
* MD87 (MD87@gamehelper.bygames.com) has joined #bytfc_admins
<MD87> Works fine.

<+Brain_Murders> if you tried to make a mr whippy with my arse cream, you would be moving the cone around for 1/2 an hour before you added your flake and raspberry sauce
<IronJaw> this is the last timei talk to anyone about piles again ever.

<+SylverFyre> got Broadband now tho \o/
<IronJaw> im getting it in october
<+SylverFyre> n1 :)
<IronJaw> The Lossiemouth exchange gets converted :)
<[MPD]Losty> converted to electric?