<Steelo> old rpgs were the best :<
<Intron> Sam and max
<Kickles> secret of mana
(qui) AC!
<Kickles> uh intron
<Intron> qui STFU AC sucks
<Kickles> that wasnt a rpg
<BJayD> that was an adventure
(qui) quiet ginger tosser
<Steelo> final fantasy...sounds like a pr0n title fs ;/
<Intron> its clear it sucks cos Velvet played it
<Intron> and he only plays crap games
<Kickles> i loved turn based strategy, epsically doom2
<Steelo> lol
<Kickles> you suck Intron
<Intron> yeah Kickles
(qui) he played Tribes with you
(qui) and that rocked
<Intron> Qui it sucked i only played it cos i wanted to be close to velvet
<Kickles> monkey island 1 and 2 rocked
<Intron> but i dont have a crush on velvet no more
<Intron> so i dont care for it
<Steelo> u cant say the same about t2 :<
<Intron> well that should have scared 90% of the channle :D
** Drkwoman has left mIRC to check on the slaves...

<Mythological> anyone model using maya ple?
<Mythological> grrr
>>> join: Morba(Morba@b0rg.bygames.com) _[18:11]
<Mythological> morba
<Morba> lo
<Mythological> do u model?
<Morba> yep, was in Mens Health last month
<tops1> stunning pose there Morba
<[MPD]Losty> in al the before shots?
<Morba> in the article "How not to look when your 24"

<MD87> a script backfired and made it ban itself, another script unbanned and rebanned a slightly more general hostmask, repeat, repeat, then it bans *!*@*, my script removes the ban & deops it, so it gets L to op it, deops me then kickbans itself :o

<MD87> you know how when you’re reading a line, and it moves up, and you carry on reading the next line half way through?
<MD87> well...
<MD87> [01:06:00] <Melly> im fucking blind
<MD87> [01:06:00] * onions prods phantom :E

<Batmano> ave you notived, that half the quotes in that quote database, seem to be taken from conversations specifically designed to produce quotes to submit?
<Kill5> i LOVE the cock

{Cruiser} dark or light chocolate?
{mTw-} milk
{Cruiser} its a weapon of mass deliciousness!
{mTw-} :)
{phantom} hehe
{+tango2} wheres your evidence for that Cruiser
{+tango2} i dont see any
{Cruiser} Im sure we will find some
{+tango2} your false advertising your deliciousness when you have no evidence of it being delicious
{+tango2} !
{+ezt} stop sexing up the confectionary dossier!
{Cruiser} Hans Blix is currently investigating Mr Whippie
{+ezt} they have weapons of mass deliciousness available within 45mins!
{+ezt} sounds like a pizza hut advert
{mTw-} its delicious comes from me i made that way
{mTw-} cos im hot
{Cruiser} that despot of iced cream can deploy sweets within 45 seconds. With sprinkles!!1
{+ezt} NO NOT TEH SPRINKALS
{+tango2} fs ezt
{Cruiser} and he has not accounted for his 25 litres of raspberry sauce
{+tango2} you stole my next quote
{+ezt} lol
{+Ventral} we must topple Mr Whippie and his millions

(qui) I haven’t switched it on yet
<MZhukov> what your instument of pleasure?
(qui) can’t switch that on
(qui) batteries are dead :(
<MZhukov> :[
** TwoBit teach you to buy those cheap ones from lidils
<TwoBit> or how ever you spell it :)
<MZhukov> idles
<MZhukov> nope
<MZhukov> that was wrong, o god i suck!
<MZhukov> I COULD SUCK FOR ENGLAND!
<TwoBit> hehe
<TwoBit> you could get into trouble for saying that in the qrong place
(qui) lidl
(qui) you illiterate fucknuts
<TwoBit> wrong*

[18:27] <@Bad-Co> did you here about the 12 year old , who run off to Paris with the American marine ??
[18:27] <Tornado[OwP]> who hasn’t :)
[18:27] <@Bad-Co> They will find you WeezA^France56k

<FluffyKitten2> he’s just a big hacker magnet, isn’t he ?
<+Zerimski> with Back Orifice hanging a big neon sign over his virtual arse, yes.
[<+onions> heh, i remember trying to give that to one of my mates, said it was a tennis game. boserve.exe :E
<+Zerimski> LOL

<phantom> why have you lost your ’n’ btw?
<Brocke> some german’s got it ;(
<phantom> first it will be the ’n’, then they will take the ’e’, then the ’k’ for a "buffer zone" and then they will invade poland again ;(

Mmw: have you got the mail off oppy
SuperBitch: yus sorry
SuperBitch: i thought u was a bot thing
SuperBitch: i did no u was real

(sm|gone) i’ll haxor!
(Blood_God) lies!
(Blood_God) i have... teh ANTI HAX FIX! :P
(sm|gone) :o
* Blood_God applies another security fix
* sm|gone haxes more
(Blood_God) heh
(Blood_God) ooer. i can’t get to any bw site now :E
* sm|gone nods knowingly

<phanny> bah... every day in every way i become more of a woman ;(

<Tiz> what is the name of the admin channel
<+MD87> for........?
<Tiz> admins

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

<Skilless15> what’s rtfm
<Skilless15> i forgot
<@avaxx> read the fucking manual.
<Skilless15> why
<Skilless15> you could just tell me

<@OmeGa`> where is sarah?
<@Luggage> holiday
<@Luggage> and exams
<@OmeGa`> :/
<@Luggage> prolly holiday by now
<@Luggage> megs
<@OmeGa`> I wanna cyber with her :(
<@Luggage> u aint gonna cyber her ffs :P
<@OmeGa`> sux :(
<@OmeGa`> how about you lug?
<@OmeGa`> :P
<@Luggage> u want to cyber ME?!

<Hash-Dogg> any1 wanna help me?
** _6T3_Roady hump0rs Hash-Dogg
** oxy gets gun
<Hash-Dogg> o0o
<Hash-Dogg> well bugger me!
<Hash-Dogg> lol
<Hash-Dogg> naw anyway!
<@_6T3_Roady> :P
<Hash-Dogg> i wanna play ut with my aunt!
<@_6T3_Roady> errr :O

(D33`) was at a student house for the weekend and apperntly for weeks now someone’s been leaving floaters in the bathroom
(D33`) each morning
(D33`) my mate wakes up
(D33`) goes the bathroom
(D33`) and the next thing you hear isd
(D33`) "fks sake, he’s struck again"

* +ooPSeH|Aweh is still Away (cleaning my teeeth) for 16h 1m (Beeper:Off)

<phanny> if onions tries to have naughty games with me he’ll have to follow the phanny shapped blur ;(

[21:36] <Pod`> i just tried using google to find a file on my computer ;(

** Brain_Murders reaches for the kleenex in anticipation of a really serious session....

<dirky> have to put the foot down sumtime dont ya alan :)
(oxy) u got her drunk didnt u
<dirky> my mum?
<dirky> :D
(oxy) or offered to by her some shoes
<@deff> lol
<dirky> said look slut let me have bb or i’ll kill your precious cat
(oxy) rofl!
<dirky> thing is i never asked her
<dirky> told her tbh

(+WildWayz) Forgive me father for I have sinned
(+WildWayz) it has been.... 1 year 4 months since i last had sex
(+WildWayz) I repent my sins
(+GroovYF) that not including the tango bottle then ?
(Drkwoman) use the powa of teh hand, it’s good for ya!
(+WildWayz) I did NOT have sexual relations with that Tango bottle, your honour
(Drkwoman) lies!!1!
(+WildWayz) if i close my eyes... having sex with a taco shell would be semi authentic
(+WildWayz) add some sour cream
(+WildWayz) and bob’s your uncle!
(Drkwoman) er
* +WildWayz is going to shhh now
(+GroovYF) :O
(Drkwoman) tacos shell are a wee bit narrow Wild
(Drkwoman) you that small?
(+GroovYF) says it all !!1
(+GroovYF) arf
(Drkwoman) >:P
(+GroovYF) i’d say summat about them snapping but that’s plain rude

[18:48] <Rasak> Customer is always right
[18:48] <Customer> Yes, I am
[18:48] <Customer> Rasak r ghey.

<BBW> i r play CS and teh admin banned me, my borther used my pc!
<+Ventral> we must unban your brother then tbh
<BBW> k thnx

[00:55] <Zerimski> anyone in the know about cancelling subs in here?
[00:55] <phanny> depth charges.
[00:55] <Zerimski> and phanny, before you give a smartarse....too late
[00:55] <phanny> :E

<iCr`Lithium> Type /beep 999 for free porn
* onions sets mode: +b *!*rg-user2@Lith-.users.quakenet.org
*** [#halflife2] Banned- iCr`Lithium
* iCr`Lithium was kicked by onions (Type /quit to fuck off)

(oxy) harpeh what u doing awake at this time ...
<@babyharpseal> as opposed to being face down in the gutter unable to recall my name ;)
(oxy) so thats where mokky and velv r then ;)
<moron> hehe
<@babyharpseal> hehe
...

<moron> omg .. he’s not face down in a gutter he’s in #bygames!
(oxy) whats worse?
<moron> lol
<Melly> ;(
<Melly> a goat and vaginal cream
<moron> umm
(oxy) .. o.... k
<@babyharpseal> interesting, word association there Melly
<Melly> yes
<Melly> i meant ky jelly but it came out wrong

<ror> maybe I shoved my headphones in the wrong hole

[@tango2]: ive just realised, for the last half an hour ive been sitting on one of my balls
[@Mmw]: ew
[@tango2]: and just stood up and got a big fuck off pain
[@Mmw]: rofl!"
[+Melly]: lmao
[@tango2]: i dont feel like standing up for a while again tbh
[+Melly]: well no u wudnt
[@tango2]: i need to see if its crushed
[@tango2]: :<
[@tango2]: all this coke is numbing my balls
[+Melly]: lolol
[@tango2]: i would have noticed my arse on it as soonas i sit down normally

<Kyle2> damn it someone tell my mom to get out of my room
<Kyle2> she almost looked under the bed
<onions> wanky hankies and pron eh? :D

(21:57:49) ?(+Miller|) reet, virus scan ahoi, back when it finishes
(22:45:13) ?(+Miller|) arghhhh ffs, forgot to press scan now :<

<+Darksaber> don’t call me gheysaber twatface :(
<+][nfern0> now stfu before i make jip bend u over and give u ass love
<Jip`> yay :D
<Jip`> i’m 16 today
<Jip`> so
<Jip`> its nearly legal :)

(@|CL|RaDaR) well I pay ur mum 15 quid a night, so my moneys in already
(@OrangeP) shame my mums a man
(@OrangeP) gay boy

<GH|Munkee> Oppy?
<HotSoup> smells
<Ufnb> of
<Munro> flowers
<Ventral> that
<Ufnb> died
<HotSoup> whilst
<Custodian> being
<Ufnb> sodomised
<Oppy> yes?
<HotSoup> :E
<nameinuse> how do you sodomise flowers?
<Custodian> timing is everything

<D33> stikky
<D33> StarMonkey
<StarMonkey> what
<banditoe> ewww
<banditoe> if it wasn’t for Starmonkey saying "what" that’d been perfect ;(
<banditoe> curse u
<D33> stikky starmonkey lol
<banditoe> adding to my quit

<D33`> hmm
<D33`> sat at work, but my pute is in a net cafe
<D33`> girl is on a pute to my left, her back is facing me
<D33`> right next to me
<D33`> she’s chatting online on msn, and starts laughing
<D33`> and i thought to myself
<D33`> "always nice to see people having a laugh with online friends"
<D33`> to my dismay, however.. I found that the air had been tainted.
<D33`> she had farted in my direction
<D33`> one of those silent but violents.
<D33`> :<
<babyharpseal> yuck
<babyharpseal> should have said something :)
<D33`> She’s foreign :/
<Brocken> german?
<D33`> nah
<Brocken> french?
<babyharpseal> then do the english thing and shout slowly and loudly
<babyharpseal> ;)
<D33`> her ass is like about 30cm’s away from me
<D33`> i might poke it with a nearby cork
<Brocken> yer, should have said "Could... you... please... warn me... next... time... you... are... going... to... fart?"
<Brocken> and loud enough so the whole place can hear
<D33`> I’ve a good mind to just stand up, put my ass in her face, release some toxic terror then walk out of the room in hysterics.
<D33`> Call it a less than subtle comeback.
<Brocken> how do you know it was her if it was silent?
<D33`> Well it’s just me and her in the room and unless my backside has discovered a way to convert oxygen to methane without me knowing about it... oh for gods sake she’s laughing again
<D33`> christ she’s in hysterics
<D33`> i’m a dead man
<Brocken> lol
<Brocken> and I don’t often say lol, but that was well deserved ;)
<D33`> call it my last words
<D33`> This is D3, signing off ;(

(18:17:16) (+dpac): ->late
(18:17:21) ** dpac is now known as dpac|LATE
(18:19:03) (+dpac|LATE): .
(18:19:07) ** dpac|LATE is now known as dpac|sickie

<SAngel> its 125mb deff
<deff> could be a long job
<Batz> he has 2 hour discons saz
<deff> 4 hr
<Batz> ok 4
<Batz> :
<Batz> :P
<SAngel> O_o
<SAngel> well, get some download manager
<SAngel> so you can resume
<Hellfire2> link to download it?
<SAngel> I did it on fileplanet
<SAngel> without waiting in the line :x
<deff> ew, fileplanet :/
<Batz> i got it off by :)
<Batz> <SAngel> I did it on fileplanet
<Batz> <SAngel> without waiting in the line :x
<deff> think i’ll just wait til oct when i’m back on adsl
<Batz> ROFL
<Batz> sounds kinky :D

[moron|gone]: just in the middle of playing et
[moron|gone]: panzer
[moron|gone]: about to take out a couple of people
[moron|gone]: and my fucking cat falls off the top of the monitor sending everything flying everywhere
[moron|gone]: and lands on my keyboard
[moron|gone]: :/
[Melly]: hahahaa classic
[moron|gone]: thing was asleep
[moron|gone]: so it woke up in a panic and legs flailing sending everything everywhere
[moron|gone]: :/

<Pi|Mu|Rho> http://www.homelanfed.com/index.php?id=16007 \o/
<Phantom> \o/ one hell of a ’miscommunitation’ however, hehe
<Pi|Mu|Rho> Just a bit
<Phantom> s’probably like Chinese whispers... started off as ’will be shipped on sept 30th’ and ended up as ’delayed a few months’... lucky it didnt go on much longer really, chances are it would have become ’HL2 is really an orange from mars’ :|
<Pi|Mu|Rho> heh, true
<Phantom> that would have made intresting news however :D
<Phantom> "We can officaly reveal today that Half-Life 2, the long awaited sequal to the 1998 smash hit Half-Life, will be an orange. Yes, thats right you read that correctly, it seems that the ’in game’ footage was nothing more than a hoax to get gamer excited in the product.
A spokes person for the campain to get children to eat more healthy food commented that ’its good to see major game developers such as Valve helping to get our message across to games players to eat more healthy food and we hope to expand this area with other games companies in the up adn coming months’
Well fokes, sit back and await your taste citrus delight, i’m sure it will be a blast.
UPDATE: Well, we heard from Valve todoy that this was a ’miscommunication’ and the correct press release was that Half-Life 2 should be released on time as expected. The campain to get children to eat more healthy food released a statement saying that ’this is a mighty blow for our campain, however we are still looking to other games companies to help us in our campain to bring healthy food to gamers’"

[+D33]: tbh the penis should of been named the "allinone". You can hit people with it, poke things, have sex, create life, blind people with it’s contents, it’s contents are also apperntly very good for the skin, you can use it as a weapon and best of all you can create small balloon animals with it depending on if your well endowed enough.

<Trimbo> omg
<Trimbo> i havnt rebooted in 3 days
<Trimbo> on my xp laptop
* Trimbo (sdf@[AO]Trimbo.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[@dutchmanto]: loooooooo meleeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[@Melly]: loooooooooooo dutchehhhhhhh
: @dutchmanto gone because liam since 10:21:12
[@Melly]: hows my favourite pornstar doing? :D
[@dutchmanto]: good but looking after my son now he trying to burn the cat
[@voltz`Kee_RinG]: LOL
[@voltz`Kee_RinG]: go liam!
[@Melly]: lmao

<OmeGa`> I have a gay friend :/
<Luggage> i have 3 gay freinds and 2 bi friends
<OmeGa`> and.. he’s weard :/
<Luggage> lol
<Batz> lol
<Batz> they are ffs
<Luggage> 1 of the gay guys is weird
<Luggage> the other two aint that weird
<Batz> your talking about fit birds
<Batz> and then he’s like
<SAngel> nowdays you can’t tell the diferent sometimes
<Batz> "oooh, so and so guy is fit"
<Luggage> yeah
* Narly has joined #redeemers
* Q sets mode: +o Narly
* noo sets mode: +v Narly
<Batz> ooer, lo narly
<Luggage> some ppl go out of their way to say "OMG LOOK IM GAY"
<SAngel> Megs you could a have a gay friend that acts like a straight person, and you don’t even know
<Luggage> idd megs
<Narly> lo bitches
<Luggage> 2o/
<Batz> yea saz
<Luggage> :P
<Batz> lo narly
<Batz> :E
<Narly> tis l8 - an im pished
<Luggage> lo narly 2o/
<SAngel> hello manwhore :]
<Batz> rofl
<OmeGa`> I do have a gay friend :/
<Luggage> wp
<OmeGa`> his name is andre :/
<Batz> ROFL
<Batz> peter andre?
<OmeGa`> and.. he poos of the roof :(
<Luggage> rofl;
<Luggage> ROFFFFFFFL
<Luggage> rofl dan
<Luggage> :E
<Batz> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<Batz> :D
<Luggage> rooooooooopoooooooooooofffffffffffl megsd
<Luggage> rlkhsdras
<Luggage> ;ppol
<Batz> lolol
<Luggage> lol
<Luggage> dodgy shit
<Luggage> ;E
<SAngel> he what??
<Batz> :E
<OmeGa`> I filmed it on my phone :/
<Batz> ROFL
<Luggage> rofl
<OmeGa`> once I get bluetooth
<Luggage> on the fucking quote it goes
<Batz> megs, your the man
<Batz> :D
<OmeGa`> I’m gonna show you if you dont beleave me :(
<Batz> lol no ta megs
<Luggage> rofl pls dont megs

<Luggage> marriage is no-holds barred
<Luggage> :E
<Narly> most definitley
<Batz> even the kitchen sink comes into play rofl
<Luggage> rofl dan
<Narly> lol

?Wizza? Melly is ghey and wants to be in my bed or....
?Melly? ;(
?Mmw? lol
?Melly? IM TAKEN
?Wizza? I WILL CUT HIS BOLLOCKS OFF
?Melly? Mmw owns me
?Mmw? rofl
?Wizza? I WILL CUT HIS BOLLOCKS OFF
?Mmw? !
?Melly? I WILL CUT HIS BOLLOCKS OFF
?Wizza? I WILL CUT HIS BOLLOCKS OFF

?DizMatt? velvetpants?
?babyharpseal? one of the peanuts has crashed