<FL|Work> Right, this thing is really fucking me off
<marek> it’s a mouse phatty
<marek> click the button
<marek> see what happens

<gaz> i don’t think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it

<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That’s going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself

join | bondboy | (~bondboy@www1-quakenet.blueyonder.co.uk)
<bondboy> excuse me is their a jamie robertson here
<bondboy> yer mom has dinner ready
<Nor> heh
<Mmw> lol
<phantom> lol

<Pi|Mu|Rho> the other night, PC woke me to ask me to do something. In response, in my dream-befuddled state, I said "client-side" and went back to sleep

<BA_Baracus|Work> "In the news today a 17 year old boy was shot and wounded today by the Sniper, in a short interview he said, "WTF WALLHACK!1""

<@bandyrah> GOODBYE PEONS. ANS RO RGOASW........er...actually, seeing as i didnt bother to look what i was typing then, there seems little point in carrying on.

<+MD87> /ignore *!*@*
* +MD87 waits for someone to ask how they unignore everyone
<+Frymaster> u’re all gonna laugh
<+Frymaster> ...but how do u unignore?
<+Frymaster> bcoz if u plp are speaking I can’t hear u

<Darksaber> I saw the most disgusting thing today
<D33||Jk2> That’s called a mirror

<D33> but seriously... it wouldn’t suprise me if his arse had a tounge, lips, teath and could hold short conversations.
<GroovYF> rofl

<babyharpseal> I asked PC Gamer for a graphic for the official UT2003 league, they sent me a PC Gamer logo

<Lysander_Sweinh> By whiners I mean Adrian, Ren and their little crowd ;P...Adrian and the Yes-men I like to call them...they sit about waiting for Adrian to post, then BOOM they home in on his arse and clamp on tight

<@TrivorSinclair> Question: On which Japanese city was the second atomic bomb dropped during World War II?
<+REDDiE> vietnam

<Mace> my minions are all dead
<Mace> the cold and the rain got to my waspnest and its all broken up, hundreds of dead wasps everywhere etc
<Mace> its like ground zero

<+Indo`> my wife had the day off work today, now I have a fluffy reindeer as my wallpaper, and a santa screensaver

** EvilGrin gives D33 a physics textbook
<D33> No need, I watch Voyager

<Sassy> apparently, if a horse came in a girl it would drown her instantly...

** Mmw is listening to 2Pac - When We Ride On Our Enemies
<StarMonkey> dude!
<StarMonkey> thats sick
<Mmw> lol
** StarMonkey rides on phantom

<Chills|away> my flat mate vomited a whole onion last night
<Chills|away> it was pretty weird as i’d chopped the onion into little itty bits for dinner
<Chills|away> and his stomach somehow stuck them all together

<+Parva> Kilroy is a 1st class tosser and I’d take great delight in perm banning him from TFC

<Ferg> servers
<@yee> All servers are currently up
<@oof> But I fancy going down..

<Godin> emule, int that the open source edonkey client?
<D33> Yes, Godin
<Kwee> No, Godin
<Kwee> THREE BAGS FULL, GODIN
<Godin> w00000t, three bags ;)

<Qui[Void]> Intron is such a tard he can’t even use autocomplete correctly :[
<Intron> shurrup Q
<Intron> qui

<Kahuna> i have my gamma so bloody high my eyeballs have a suntan now ffs

<jon_> PLEASE TO NOT BE VIOLATING MY BOTTOM KTHNX

<Graeme> yeah, don’t be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<@Rizzy> 2 leppers in a fight - one throws a punch, the other catches it.

<+Intron> tbh i cant make coffe
<Bad-Co> can’t spell it either

<@GH|][nfern0> I aint on ladder
<@GH|][nfern0> I played fs
<@KajA[jk2]> u don’t count
<@KajA[jk2]> male or female players only it says
<@KajA[jk2]> clearly stated at the bottom of the page....

<KajA-SiniS> well if asmo can get away with this...i can’t wait to see what he will do in the future
<D33||ZzZZzZZzz> Probably buy a mouse called Pinky and try to take over the world.

<WhiteGold> ive only just got a 17 inch from years on a 15
<WhiteGold> dunno what my mobo will take

<WildWayz> NEVER order lingerie for your GF
<WildWayz> and have it delivered to your work
<WildWayz> and then look at it

<Melleh|aweh> my bog paper shud be called rambo cos its tough and takes no shit from no body

<D33> Permission to mock the situation ?
<HotSoup> granted
<[NZ]Rubberducky> granted
<TheDarkOne> expected

<Stanley> What’s the nature of your sleeping problem?
<Bartlet> I can’t sleep.
<Stanley> What happens when you try to sleep?
<Bartlet> I stay awake.

<Melleh> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death

<Melleh> If you pass gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months -- enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

<Melleh> I LIEK CHES B/C IT TASTES NIEC AND IT IT YELOW AND MAEKS FUNY NOIES WHAN U EAT IT

*** d6|GaiaN has joined #lesbians
<d6|GaiaN> lol
<d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT

<+Lead_Affinity> i would love to play. but it seems like most of liverpool has stolen my bandwidth again :\
<+VF> well, they will nick anything wont they

<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I’M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I’M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

<+oxy> some1s put the wheatus CD in my CDRom drive .... I dont own a wheatus .... wtf

<@velvet> Raptorplayer - no warez on QuakeNet <Raptorplayer> where else?

<+oxy> been bidding on ebay in my sleep again

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You’re next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.