<MadJock001> any1 got irc open?

<phanny> i think i’m gonna fall into bed..
<phanny> partly coz i’m tired and mainly coz i’m slowly going blind ;(
<Intron|Away> i think im going to slump on the keyboard and drible for a bit
<onions> :o

<onions> phanny, my room is next to the bathroom :(
<phanny> my room was next to one of the bathrooms as well ;(
<EvilGrin> mine isn’t
<EvilGrin> however it looks like a sewer
<phanny> your room or the bathroom? :E
<EvilGrin> yes
<phanny> good answer

<Intron> D33 .... kindly dont go into detail like that
<D33> you mean when the head of the winky goes into teh bottee which makes most men ( o.o ) go O.o then when the shaft goes up as well makes most men go O.O then out again and in again, out, in ,out
<D33> you love it intron
<D33> i know, i have pics of you and pod
<D33> ;(
<GH|nameinuse> feeling left out?
<D33> aye :<
<sm`gone> lol D33
** GH|nameinuse banishes the image of a #bygames daisy-chain from his mind
<QU0RTH0N> ok i take it that all the ppl in here are bent
<QU0RTH0N> im going
<Ventral> I don’t know WHAT you were doing spying on intron and Pod, much less why you photographed em
<QU0RTH0N> QUIICK
<Kickles> theres a picture of a weightlifter who pushed to hard and his, umm... well something happened and they had to push his inside back in
<GH|nameinuse> yeah, you can prolapse bits
<GH|nameinuse> not a pleasent image
<Kickles> sort of went pop and came out
<QU0RTH0N> its calld a prolaps Kickles
<QU0RTH0N> when your insides come out your arse
<Kickles> i never want that ever to happen even to my worse enemy
<Kickles> its just horrible
<D33> brings a whole new meaning to ’shitting yourself’ really doesn’t it.
<Intron> yes lets drop this subject
<QU0RTH0N> hahaha
<GH|nameinuse> heh

<oxy> ahhahahahahahahhaah .. pigeon jus flew into my window
<ezt> lol
<oxy> o dear god my sides are hurting
<oxy> scared the fluff outta me
<oxy> but so so so funny

*In private*
<KaaLee> Well, he hasn’t said a thing while I’ve been in here.
<CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I’ll draw him out. Just watch!!

*In the chat room*
[22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys
[22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear what you have to say

*In private*
<CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That’s gotta be a record!!!!!!
<KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all

<@ezt> I use aimbots.

<@monkey_boy> arach, op me
<@monkey_boy> plz
* Arachnamus changes topic to ’monkey_boy, you are an idiot of the highest order’

<@Ufnb> we should quaran..
<@Ufnb> quarentr...
<@Ufnb> isolate mal

<+GroovYF|afk> to the myg0ts, batman
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<+GroovYF|afk> be nice to find this script tho for flooding servers, was sure i had it

<babyharpseal> hey do they teach calculus in primary school yet? <babyharpseal> cos if they don’t, my little cousin will be hailed as a genious tomorrow (I’ve just done his homework)

<+Gokou|Away> although i would like to remind everyone im a newbie pilot
<+GroovYF|afk> pilot or pillock ?

<weeeee> I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound. <weeeee> What am I? <stonez|rw> a twat.

<@WildWayz> eeeeeeeeek
<@WildWayz> I kicked and banned Qui in my sleep!
<@WildWayz> BONUS! ;)

<@velvet> im spanking myself atm

<Yoshi|Walkies> D3
<Yoshi|Walkies> you make me sick
<D3> \o/

<Bandy> u need to be versatile wiv ur online nick
*** nickchange [(Bandy) ?-? (bandy2)] |
<bandy2> SEE?!?!
<bandy2> ABLE TO CHANGE AT A WHIM AHAHA

*** JO has joined #bygames
<JO> HI
<JO> HOW IS EVERYONE
<Mysh> HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY
<Pi|Mu|Rho> HELLO
<JO> IM OK JUST GOT LAID
<Pi|Mu|Rho> your parents must be so proud.

<Ventral> I like how Germans speak german, english speak english and erm, french speak crap

<Kikupoochie> excuse me d3?
<D3> your excused
<D3> but don’t do it again
<Intron> lol
<WildWayz> lol

<@harps|nap> I got my ass pinched twice in that one
<@velvet> ooh
<@velvet> sorry, my hand slipped

<Bad-Co> i was lending qui my driving licence , so he can buy more booze
<D33> fs, now I have this image of Qui sitting in Bad-Co’s car, waddling his legs as they hang over the seat going "brrrmmm, brrrmmm"
<WildWayz> LOL

<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> op me
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> gg bot!
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> op me plsaeas!
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> humm
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> tis broken

<Red7-> NTL put a cable though my bush but won’t give it to me :(

<Cruizer> WHY IS IT IN THIS HOUSE WE HAVE ICQ, MIRC, ROGERWILCO AND GAMEVOICE SERVERS SET UP FOR THE PURPOSES OF COMMUNIACTION AND YET IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET HOLD OF PHIL ON ONE OF THEM

<Lord-Fondlemaid> Just a fair warning...I intend to make it my personal mission to molest each and every one of your namby-pamby fairly like posteriors.

<Brocken> I founded Wireplay then sold my shares for 3 bourbons

<Bad-Co> amok` the sun has gone to your head....we know, that you know nothing about gaming.
<D33> If the sun went to his head, all passers by would be blind.

<StarMonkey> velvet what did you do!
<velvet> the gline banned about 130 different hosts with like 200 people on them
<velvet> it wasnt a mistake!
<StarMonkey> neal ’i glined barrysworld on purpose’ hardwick

<doon> jesus is not white with a beard
<doon> he would have looked like he worked in a kebab shop
<doon> so its reasonable to assume
<doon> that god might have owned a chain of early kebab shops

<D33> and with that, jesus got two slices of bread, pulled the crusts off, made the remainder into dough and said "these are my balls, suck them."

<@velvet> ban ook i r teh win <@velvet> i r teh not authed

<Bad-Co> i live on an Island with only one bridge ...it goes up and down.... when it goes up...the cables snap and everyone loses their cable telly....
<Bad-Co> ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

<MELLonED> wass Kerrang?
<TenofClubs> A music channel
<MELLonED> avent bin on it i only go on 8 mIRC channels

<Hicks^> just stroked my cat, my maw was holding it earlier and it smells of her perfume, now my hand smells like my maw, put me off masturbation the night :(

<Iceman> I get my pistol skills from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt know you could buy rifles
<Iceman> I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me

<[Rizzy]> oi
<[Rizzy]> get off my nick u twat
<Rizzy> how about
<Rizzy> no.

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<Nor|BusyBee> you know someone was spamming his phone number in a server, anyway it was either ban him or phone him, so i phoned him and told him he was banned

<@Diablo|Aweh> how did he get back on if he’s banned
<@D33> If he’s on a mates computer
<@D33> did he take his irc client with him ?
<@Diablo|Aweh> with the same ip !?

<Molloy> Although it does seem rather stupid to put a virus/ trojan in a keygen for a firewall . . someone really didn’t think that through.

<@Super`Phil> Rah, I just went for a dump, and the skid mark I left in the bowl looked exactly like the batman sign

<babyharpseal> I’m rarely looking at either kb or monitor when I type
<Darksaber|Work> You find Velvet that attractive?

<+Shotty> we’d have won if i’d have had time to calibrate my joystick
<+Shotty> the guy at pc world said it’s best

<UbEr2k> Can I trial for 4Jedi?
<Super`JK2> can you DFA?
<UbEr2k> Whats a dfa?
<Super`JK2> no.

<w-U-d> damn man, i got 3 clans who want me
<@Mace> and a channel that dosent

<D33> Some guy
<D33> Called me a corrupt admin who abuses his power
<D33> I agreed
<D33> and he didn’t know what to say
<EARTHWALKER> lmao

<Robbeh> Fucking paperclip. HOW DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM WRITING A LETTER

<LeeZer> erm my hl crashed and it crashed my pc and i lost alot of work that ive been doing for my company, that crash made my company lost 3.5 million pounds
<LeeZer> i just wanna kno why Mmw tryed to crash my pc tho

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file