<@Robmonster> how do i join the mpd league?
(qui) press alt + f4
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mode/#mpd | (+v Robmonster) | by | bah
<Robmonster> hmm, something went wrong with my irc then
<Robmonster> let me try that again
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join | Robmonster | (Robmonster@adsl-172-104.iomart.com) | 7:16pm |||
mode/#mpd | (+v Robmonster) | by | bah
<Robmonster> nope
(qui) oh dear

<@void|Quay> both Qui and Quay are l33torz
<@void|Iain> Y WONT ANYBODY LOVE ME
(void|qui) me > you
(void|qui) tho
<@void|Quay> me < you
<@void|Iain> :.......(
(void|qui) lol
(void|qui) ta
<@void|Quay> :(

<Easileigh> my bot is ignoring my dcc chat requests
<Pi|Mu|Rho> maybe it doesn’t want to cyber?

<Bandito-> lo peeps :]
<Bandito-> just came into see saaaaaaing
<Bandito-> k, ive seen the worlds largest twat, laters :}
[Parts: Bandito- (PFFFF@host213-122-137-228.btinternet.com)]

<@Bandit0> oo
<@Bandit0> 2 new mails :D
<@Bandit0> I AM TEH POUPULER!
<@Bandit0> RiskyMail4Free Password Confirmation ??????? WTF?

*** Bob_food is now known as Bob_Ill

<@CHiNX> I am not a clan hopper
<@CHiNX> I have been in the following clans: U13, hfb, sfh, op, ef, es, d3, wcz, kk, nbk, tu, ex, sdu, f2f, ice, kwr, ngi, xl, ig, ai, r, vie, wak, ds, dl, LiMp, h$, and RK.

<Pathon> Bull almost won ?11,000,000 on the lottery, he only needed 5 more numbers

<Lazarus> Anyone ever heard of the rodeo position during sex ??
<dibs> Isn’t that when you take your missus from behind - moan your previous girlfirends name - and see how long you can stay on? ;)

<no_angel>: I AM A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH A MASSIVE 11 INCH COCK.WANNA CHAT>??!!

<Chamfer^> im your father
<ACE|FRAG> chamf, im older than you

<Rolypoly> The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

<Suds> chess is like women
<Suds> best for a slow build up
<Suds> to be hectic middlegame <Suds> and an explosive endgame ;)

<Waylander> Dear DaveG, i wrote a poem for you: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You broke T2 I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

<EeOre> my servers gone down on me!

<Marc> Fuck off.
<Marc> No, seriously. Fuck off.
<Marc> Nothing personal.

<HosT^> ian i can tell just by talking to you over IRC that my penis is probaly about 50% bigger

<Armageddon_War^> anyway, there is nothing technically wrong with saying "I like anal", is there?

** WhiteGold was kicked by WhiteGold (WhiteGold)

<@robert-> and , dont turn down being done up the ass by a girl till u tried it

** Cheesebury retries the cs server repeatedly so he can spank neal
<@velvet> im spanking myself atm

<qui> COPcl - how familiar are you with telnet? or is that a really stupid question :)
<COPcl> that is a really stupid question..

<qui|BEINGSOCIAL> I’ve had whisky, beer, red port, white port, red wine, white wine and sherry ... and I’m actually smiling

<@Bandito-> astute obs d33 m8 :} i can tell by lookin at your name that you.....are..some.....kinda droid ?? ;[
<+D33> well more a blow up doll with AI, but close =)

<+D33> Just got out the bathroom, bollock fackin naked into a dark and cold house...... my johnson has never SHRVILLED SO SMALL BEFORE

<@Jenkskii> crouching netsplit hidden bombbomb

<mara> i look like a right poof today :<
<mara> my gf put makeup on me

<@Bandito-> biggest turn on is twats wiv attitude
<@Bandito-> hiiiiii jade ;] ’pout’

<Pathon> It’s against the law for gay people to get married and fight in the military. Who the fuck’s got it better than that? :-/

<@HatCHeT> anyhoo, some of us gotta work hard whilst you jobless shagwits sit around all day fiddling with yaselves and watching tv....others like me just go to work and drink coffee

<@Jenkski> im naked, who wants to friggin touch me

<@MZhukov> I do not play games as I am too busy spreading love. Once I spread it on my cat, and my mum slapped me. But while she was at work I got revenge by spreading love on her toothbrush.

<@Hicks> no cock can penetrate the steel stronghold known as my ass, silly child

<ColdAsIce> how do i know who the enemy is?
<-=MadKnifeMan=-> they have american accents

<Intron> so im welsh nd ginger LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Yoshimo> I need a aimbot in real life
<Yoshmio> I piss all over the toilet seat

<Vesuvius> I am (Playing mp3): incest 18yr fucks his mature mom.mpeg

<mef2003> i am 20/f/uk if any hot guys wanna chat
<howlingrelic_0> hey mef i’ll have fun with you
<TropicalUkmale> and do you go with us older men?
<marrowman_1> hi babe
<marrowman_1> what u into?
<mef2003> Porn!
<marrowman_1> cool me too

<D33> BBC2 NOW!1 - Weakest Link Transvestite Show..
<XiMuS> i mean whatever floats ya boat an all.....
<D33> this does....
<D33> exciting :D

<Munro> french own..
<Boogie^> the only thing they own is your ass Munro
<Boogie^> :D
<Munro> well thats public property

<geno> Don’t argue with an idiot he’ll just drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience

<CarnifeX`> (I am Back) (From) brb (I was gone for) 1663wks 1day 22hrs 30mins 47secs ?Tracer Script

<Char> JUST COME BACK FROM WATCHING TV TO INFORM YOU ALL I’M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS

<AsHLey> ahh did u know in austrailia it is legal to have sex with a kangaroo if u are drunk

<T-Bag|awayish> might go shag those carol singers while i wait for this windowsupdate.. <T-Bag|awayish> well they are 14 year old slappers

<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole.

<HG[buuuuurnin]> you ppl never sleep?
<D33> never what?
<spawno> nope

<BandyIQ> i couldnt leave the cinema for an hour after coz i had a boner ;(

<@Reality>: anyone have genital herpes?
* Communal_Toilet raises his hand

<Furries-> In 1990, Domino’s Pizza delivery man of Balch Springs, Texas, was robbed by assailants brandishing only a snapping turtle.