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<Brocken2> light does have mass, it’s just negatabale, or whatever the word is
<Intron|Away> it refracts pod :)
** babyharpseal watches what was an erudite discussion disappear up Brocken2’s ass

set-topic(#mpd) by bah : Coming weeks Clan Server Info In Private Forums......for you to read/ignore and pester the fuck out of me on the night for || <Tarantella> if it wasnt for the swearing and gratuitous abuse I could quite like young Timmeh:)
<Munkee> ooh
<Munkee> no
<Munkee> i couldnt agree with him there
<Oxy> ROFL!!
<Munkee> its much much more than the swearing and abuse
<@[LAW]> timmeh wouldnt be the same if he didnt abuse us :E
<Oxy> isnt swearing and abuse the thing that makes him ... tim
<Munkee> no hed be pleasant
<Munkee> ;)
<Oxy> but then i would be afraid
<@[LAW]> he drew the line yesterday thou :;
<@[LAW]> :/
<Oxy> norty timmeh
<@[LAW]> said i sounded just like tara :(((
<Munkee> no i think thats just the outer manifestation of a deeper inner torment
<Oxy> lmao

<WhiteGold> thats a thought perhaps vaseline would work

(+Mmw): i need ur skills again qui

<imnotscull> does packard bell still ave a webby?
<imnotscull> cuz i cant find it
<imnotscull> :(
<@Dw2k> urgh
<@Dw2k> hope they burn in hell
<imnotscull> i need drivers 4 meh scanner:(
<imnotscull> win2k 1s
<WhiteGold> scully you heard of search engines:E
<imnotscull> or XP
(qui|afk) Um?
(qui|afk) www.packardbell.com
(qui|afk) ?
<imnotscull> ive tried every search engine known to man!
<imnotscull> including wimen :P
<imnotscull> eh
<imnotscull> that wasnt ere bowt 4months ago
<imnotscull> wtf

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the
radio the other day and you have to read his reply to
the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best
comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who
was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military installation.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?


GENERAL REINWALD:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit
irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?


GENERAL REINWALD:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

<@velvet|p1mp> anyhow. check the sort of emails which i currently get to answer (this is one of my favs)
<@velvet|p1mp> dear gameplay,
<@velvet|p1mp> I need help on how to find the thing that lets you answer the question that you want to answer. Also the thing that lets you post your own question. These questions I’m asking you and from were I need help from come from the bulitin board.

<Cat_Deeley> everyone go home so i can play with my joystick

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with canadian autorities off the coast of Newfoundland.

Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a us navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, thats one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

<@ObLiViOn25> ?BlivMp3? Mortal Kombat - Theme Song.mp3 ?4.57mb? ?4m45s? ?128kbps? ?In Stereo?
<@ObLiViOn25> DUN DUND UND UN DUN DI DUN DUND UND UND MORTAL CUMSHOT_T-T-T-t SHIVA - IN THE EYE - JON CAGE - THROGH THE NOSE
<@ObLiViOn25> FINISH HIM - MOOoOOooooOONSTER CUMSHOT-T-T-T-T-T-T-t GORO PWNZ FLAWLESS CUMSHOT

<@OmeGah> cd key for the all seeing eye? :p
<@Luggage> ME9SU 5UXB4 DL1KE 7H3DU TCH3R HE1S1
<@OmeGah> ME9SU <--- if the 9 would be a G it would say MeGs :D
<@OmeGah> dammit!

<cloneman|H> hi, i need help
<@GH|Blood_God> ok
<@GH|Melly> what with
<@GH|Blood_God> what with/
<cloneman|H> anyone here??
<cloneman|H> oh
(oxy) ...
<cloneman|H> well
<cloneman|H> i was playing on one of your bygames servers
<cloneman|H> a dod one.
<cloneman|H> and my monitor fell off the desk and killed my pet dog, who was sleeping nearby
<cloneman|H> and i blame bygames
<ezt> I blame your desk cloneman|H!
<@GH|Melly> cloneman|H BY take no responsability for that sorry :)
<@GH|Blood_God> cloneman|H... read the AUP and CoC... we are covered there...
<cloneman|H> :(
<<< quit: cloneman|H (Quit: Browser connection closed) _[19:17]

<@[e]CyKo> gimme link for showdown
<@Luggage> www.goatse.cx
<@Rebirth> lol
<@Batz> lol thats a showdown and a half
<@[e]CyKo> er sick
<@Luggage> rofl

<Batz> i’m gonna go down and meet her out of the blue
<Batz> and give her a bunch of flowers
<Batz> and then get invited into her house
<Batz> and then she’ll sit on my face
<Batz> though this is a first draft :E

([4K^Qui]) http://www.podrido.com/melodias/
([4K^Qui]) leetness
<easi> i dont get it
<easi> some phones shaking about
<easi> no music?
([4K^Qui]) click on what you think the tone is
<easi> there’s no music :{
<Darksaber> turn it up
<easi> at the risk of being branded a peon
<easi> i did just that
([4K^Qui]) hrm
([4K^Qui]) turn the volume up and click a few random tones
<easi> FUCKING HELL
([4K^Qui]) don’t think the music is loading properly
([4K^Qui]) HAHA!
<easi> cunt
<easi> die

-[ SOE|Spetznaz_1 ]- well i’m like one of the best lights in europe so errmm yeah i miss 3 times in a row on a guy who is prone
-[ SOE|Spetznaz_1 ]- yeah ok
-[ SOE|Spetznaz_1 ]- sure.
-[ T00thBru5h ]- Look ur missing the life train
-[ EvilOrange ]- -[ SOE|Spetznaz_1 ]- I have fat head syndrome
-[ T00thBru5h ]- ROFL

(classified ad somewhere) COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 45 VOLUMES. EXCELLENT CONDITION. $1000 OR BEST OFFER. NO LONGER NEEDED. MARRIED. WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

{nor|H} i dont have a mobile phone
{nor|H} last mobile i had was above my cot when i was 2
{StarMonkey} that was over 45 years ago!
{nor|H} i like this H, i feel like Rimmer
{StarMonkey} lol
{StarMonkey} i want one!
{+ChasLGC} i hate to tell u this nor, but your mother weilding a baseball bat wasnt a mobile

<@WhiteGold> i true newbie

(@Narly) i love you all
(@wHiP[GoC]) lol!
(@wHiP[GoC]) looks like Narly’s plastered
(@Narly) i asm shit fassed
(@Narly) hep me please
(@wHiP[GoC]) okesoe okse oskfesfkgir qqwwe
(@Narly) i love uty and luv beefr
(@Narly) lo whoppster
(@Narly) i love yuou
(@wHiP[GoC]) thx
(@Narly) pleasufrete
(@Narly) dont mentihjnerfon it
(@Narly) i havge n0ow havd abprox 3 bottles of red weinef and 5 botlle sj of beer

(@Narly) en-one weantr sto plsyu wiv me
(@Narly) ??
(@Narly) :/
(+SCM[BEER]) lo you drunkard lol
(@Narly) bplcx
(@SCM[BEER]) its a bit quiet tonight narly you picked a bad night to want to play
(@Narly) i cnat rt play i toooo pisde e
(@Narly) reallyllt pissedd
(@SCM[BEER]) i can see from your writing m8
(@Narly) i ca n tallk on ird thjo - ui not hthat5 opissed
((@Narly) myf wif e has jsuugest edhtat i have iosme toast
(@SCM[BEER]) your writing says that you are a little pissed m8
(@Narly) hendxce no whai i havr openaut butttrter ion the keyboar sd#:/
(@SCM[BEER]) lol

[you try and work that out -ed]

<@[LAW]> im period pains btw :x

(qui) This is actually legal in certain situations in the UK - in Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
<Brocken> I live right by chester :E
<Intron> IM NOT WELSH!
<Intron> fs
<Intron> ;(
<Brocken> Intron come to Chester >:)

<@RobRoy> some cunts just clubbed me over the head and tied me to the floor and putting candles round me

<@WazMeister> i got caught wanking in the girls loo before leaveing, thought i mark my spot for i18

<Fat_Loser> heard it last night, jet lag is shagging my brain
<_Roob_> is that jet li’s sister?
<Fat_Loser> I wish

(Arachnamus): On the Tenalady ads, you dont get two women, one going "Oh bugger I’ve just pissed myself", and the other one going, "me too, but I’m wearing new tenalady!"

(+rain^^^^^^^^^^^): this is going to sound a bit of a strange question but i dont suppose any of you have any pics of the backstreet boys?

<@Bad-Co> WeezA...... Whats the difference between an British soldier and an Iraq Soldier....
<+WeezA^BigSeXeH> dunno
<+WeezA^BigSeXeH> what?
<@Bad-Co> Congratulations..... You’ve just been accepted to the US airforce

(+Morgan) You know the way you can Mute ppl on CS, and you can Ignore people on IRC, anyone know how to do something similar to ur mum? PM me

<+Ox3h> no1 told me that bots were on DM
<+Ox3h> for 2k3
<+Ox3h> i was talking to myself!
<+Ox3h> and i couldnt figuire out how they had 0 ping

(@OmeGa`) "if u smell poo, dont force it, just quit"
(@Luggage) thats what dutch parents say to their kids when they giving their kids the talk tho :P

<+MD87> just pressed ctrl alt delete instead of ctrl v
<+D33> nt do one of the bladdy film studio missions
<+D33> ..22:04.. <Melly> heh
<+D33> ..22:04.. <Melly> ul
<+D33> ..22:05.. <oxy> 2nd flying one
<+MD87> 0_o?
<+D33> didn’t know what ctrl v did
<+D33> so did it

[+[RobRoy]]: In Liverpool:
[+[RobRoy]]: It is illegal for a female to be topless in public unless she is a clerk in a tropical fish shop.
[+Drkwoman]: why would you want be be topless in a fish shop anyway
[+Melly]: rofl
[+Drkwoman]: actually I won’t even got there :E
[+WhiteGold]: lol
: +Melly fluffles Drkwoman

<rinseh> I get ?50 a day for being alan titschmarsh

<+eni\> LETS RAGE TEH SERVERS
<+eni\> oh wait i cant my mum’s called me for dinner

<+MD87> must be something wrong with your popup thing then
<@Tonster> ?
<@Tonster> u sound like my girlfriend...

<Twinsen> you even touch me and i’ll take you to america and sue you.

* Jennana has joined #bytfc_admins
* Jennana has left #bytfc_admins
<+GroovYF> i just cybered her :D
* +GroovYF is tired npow
<+TheDarkOne> obviously good, you’re shaking and hitting random keys :o

<Red7> its a free game isn’t it?
<Red7> apart from the paying part
<+Godin> well most things are free apart from the paying
<Cruiser> yes, free but you have to pay

<Bad-Co> erm...so you hide a ?600 digital camera in your tent, and secure it with a ?2.99 padlock... Bet my ?5.99 knife can steal your ?600 camera

<MrCarrot> ss2 is one of the defining moments of pc gaming
<D33> So were coloured pornography decals in half-life.

<+Enigma^> HELLO EVERYBODY! I AM FROM HOLLAND! ISCHNT THAT WEIRD?

<Rasak> Where do you live?
<D33> online.
<Pod`> lol
<Pod`> nice answer

<@mmm> ezt, MD87|stuff is already dealing with umpy’s problem.

<phanny> managed to make a deal with my debt collectors earlier today \o/
<qui> oral?
<qui> or anal?

<banditoe> starmonkey is Jenks aboot? oo...BUG ON THE SCREEN..diedieide

<Budgie55> OMG its f**** huge today w00t
<Drkwoman> usually that small aye ;)
<Budgie55> no it is honest
<Budgie55> its like bout 12"

<eG`Cr0sS_A> omg newsflash! FARLEY’S RUSKS, the biscuit chewed by generations of dribbling British infants, is no more.
<D33> wtf
<Zerimski> OMFG
<Zerimski> why?!
<MrCarrot> my eyes are bleeding
<Zerimski> rusks are great!
<eG`Cr0sS_A> oh its only a name change
<D33> false alarm
<Melly> lol
<MrCarrot> you bloody bastard
<Zerimski> you had me worried there ;(