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#311 - 1 + [x]
*** (w) Failed OPER attempt by I-LOVE-VELVET[sebastian@pD904D17C.dip.t-dialin.net]

#312 - 0 + [x]
<astro> GUYS i updated members page.. we have a new member Q, but i am guessing he may be mercing for ALOT of clans.. he seems to idle in many channels.. i am looking into it

#313 - 1 + [x]
<Garf> i have to go have a shower as i smell like a pro gamer

#314 - -1 + [x]
<+StarMonkey> velvet ate my pink sword a few times :D

#315 - 0 + [x]
<Bandy> u need to be versatile wiv ur online nick
*** nickchange [(Bandy) ?-? (bandy2)]
<bandy2> SEE?!?!
<bandy2> ABLE TO CHANGE AT A WHIM AHAHA

#316 - 0 + [x]
<@Chamfer^> the day HL will become skillful is the day i can score on a regulor basis with woman

#318 - 0 + [x]
<Tia|Nickstolen> i wonder if i expose my pubic hairs to enough radiation, they will detatch themselves and become my army of ninja pubic assassins.

#319 - 0 + [x]
<velvet> i quite fancy Jade
<WildWayz> me too!
<StarMonkey> well I love velvet and his purt buttocks.
<WildWayz> me too!
<stikky> Don’t we all?

#320 - -3 + [x]
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That’s going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself

#321 - 0 + [x]
<Brocken> ...I QUIR
<Bandy> tell us sommit we, and the entire gay strip of Greece doesn’t know

#322 - -2 + [x]
<Stanley> What’s the nature of your sleeping problem?
<Bartlet> I can’t sleep.
<Stanley> What happens when you try to sleep?
<Bartlet> I stay awake.

#323 - -1 + [x]
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

#324 - -3 + [x]
<+Lead_Affinity> i would love to play. but it seems like most of liverpool has stolen my bandwidth again :\
<+VF> well, they will nick anything wont they

#325 - -3 + [x]
<+Rojin> personal massager my arse!! erm nope that don;t sound right :/

#326 - -4 + [x]
<@Diablo|Aweh> how did he get back on if he’s banned
<@D33> If he’s on a mates computer
@D33> did he take his irc client with him ?
<@Diablo|Aweh> with the same ip !?

#327 - -3 + [x]
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

#328 - -4 + [x]
<Iceman> I get my pistol skills from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt know you could buy rifles
<Iceman> I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me

#329 - -6 + [x]
<WildWayz> :D
<WildWayz> SouthPark:The Movie rox
<WildWayz> I saw it on opening night in Canada
<WildWayz> surrounded by urm... Canadians
<WildWayz> :D

#330 - 1 + [x]
<Nor|BusyBee> you know someone was spamming his phone number in a server, anyway it was either ban him or phone him, so i phoned him and told him he was banned

#331 - 0 + [x]
<gaz> i don’t think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it

#332 - 2 + [x]
<`rar> he rar gimme my nick back
<Steelo> thats classic
<Pod> its a bot
<Pod> its been a bot for a good year or two now
<`rar> arg
<`rar> can somebody rename that bot?

#333 - 3 + [x]
<Pi|Mu|Rho> to be honest, I’ve farted better quit messages

#334 - 5 + [x]
<@Super`Phil> Rah, I just went for a dump, and the skid mark I left in the bowl looked exactly like the batman sign

#335 - 2 + [x]
<Hicks^> just stroked my cat, my maw was holding it earlier and it smells of her perfume, now my hand smells like my maw, put me off masturbation the night :(

#336 - 2 + [x]
<+Shotty> we’d have won if i’d have had time to calibrate my joystick
<+Shotty> the guy at pc world said it’s best

#337 - 1 + [x]
<Hicks> my testicles require talcum powder, brb

#338 - 2 + [x]
<@Pie-Man> heh heh I once had these Jehovas Witnesses try and give me all these leaflets on how the internet is evil and stuff and i’m like ’uh guys youve really got the wrong person here’

#339 - 0 + [x]
<C|BArra> what the fuck is this real life they all talk about and where can i download it?

#340 - 3 + [x]
<Pod> last month 3 oap’s were mugged :/
<Brocken> Bad-Co got mugged?
<+Bad-Co> foad Brocken

#341 - 4 + [x]
<D3> I’m on the outside, I’m looking in.... I can see through you... see your true colours... inside your ugly... ugly like me... I can see through you... see the real you....
<D3> ;*(
<Bad-Co> OMG d3 is a wallhacker

#342 - 1 + [x]
<@Hippychix> no if u loved me you would cum in my mouth

#343 - 0 + [x]
<D33> Some guy
<D33> Called me a corrupt admin who abuses his power
<D33> I agreed
<D33> and he didn’t know what to say
<EARTHWALKER> lmao

#344 - 2 + [x]
<Brocken> Pod smsb
<Pod> ?
<Pod> suck your small balls?
<HotSoup> salty
<Brocken> well... that backfired on me :/

#345 - 1 + [x]
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

#346 - 1 + [x]
<Darksaber> I saw the most disgusting thing today
<D33||Jk2> That’s called a mirror

#347 - 4 + [x]
<Kahuna> DON’T CRITICISE WIZZA UNTIL YOU HAVE WALKED A MILE IN HIS SHOES......AND IF YOU STILL THINK HE’S A TWONK DON’T WORRY...YOU’RE A MILE AWAY AND YOU HAVE HIS SHOES

#348 - 2 + [x]
<D3> I look forward to mild diarrhea - makes me chuckle when my sister goes in the bathroom to wash her hands and is confronted by a stench so foul and beyond help that half the house has to evacuated

#349 - 3 + [x]
<StarMonkey> velvet are the webservers windows or linux
<@velvet> new OS called RGHEY

#350 - 5 + [x]
<Admirable> man it’s hot <Admirable> my ballz are stuck to my leg

#351 - -1 + [x]
<@D3> It’s ironic how the Tribes2 macbeth is actually like the one in Shakespears story <@D3> Some poor bastard that thinks he’s special but in truth, no one actually likes him
<@Admirable> lol

#352 - 1 + [x]
[18:51] * Brocken is back -( dump )- gone 18 hr 13 min 28 s

#353 - 3 + [x]
<|Shockeh|> some dude I know tried 2 bhop 2 school 2day

#354 - 1 + [x]
<eLBandy> Bibliography - the various prono mags u read whilst doin it

#355 - 1 + [x]
<Bad-Co> i was lending qui my driving licence , so he can buy more booze
<D33> fs, now I have this image of Qui sitting in Bad-Co’s car, waddling his legs as they hang over the seat going "brrrmmm, brrrmmm"
<WildWayz> LOL

#356 - 3 + [x]
join | Spuddeh | (k0ws@host127-0-0-1.btintershit.com) | 5:41pm |||

#357 - 4 + [x]
signoff | stikky | (Read error to stikky[stikky.gaming.blueyonder.net]: Connection reset by aarrrggghhhh!!!)

#358 - 2 + [x]
<Cruizer> WHY IS IT IN THIS HOUSE WE HAVE ICQ, MIRC, ROGERWILCO AND GAMEVOICE SERVERS SET UP FOR THE PURPOSES OF COMMUNIACTION AND YET IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET HOLD OF PHIL ON ONE OF THEM

#359 - 3 + [x]
<rauper> There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

#360 - 1 + [x]
<D33> Athlon_uk - Am I correct in thinking your blaming Mace for some sort of connection fault because when he joined you, apperntly at the same time, got lag?
<Athlon_uk> keep showin me the connection interuption
<StarMonkey> ahem
<StarMonkey> BAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAaaah

#361 - 4 + [x]
<pupsfunk> dude why does my beard have gel init? <JohnJ> skitzo missed your mouth?

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