<@Skum> I need a fresh injection of self-loathing and bitter twisted angst
<@leeph> goto #feds

<@velvet> Raptorplayer - no warez on QuakeNet
<Raptorplayer> where else?

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I’M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I’M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

<Cruiser> I was singing that in work on friday, got a few funny looks
<notbandy> i was naked in work on friday...got a few funny looks

<Nor-> he apologised though and I’m a sucker for folk on their knees
** StarMonkey employs Nor- as a hooker

<Brocken> fs this is stupid, the Americans have killed more British troops than the Iraqis

<WhiteGold> ive only just got a 17 inch from years on a 15
<WhiteGold> dunno what my mobo will take

<+Intron> tbh i cant make coffe
<Bad-Co> can’t spell it either

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<Melleh> If you pass gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months -- enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

<Qui[Void]> Intron is such a tard he can’t even use autocomplete correctly :[
<Intron> shurrup Q
<Intron> qui

<+Indo`> my wife had the day off work today, now I have a fluffy reindeer as my wallpaper, and a santa screensaver

<Ufnb> right, GODZILLA TIME!
<Darksaber> what you’re going to terrorize some small japanese people?

<ror> how the F**K have I managed to get pins and needles in my sodding penis :(

<Graeme> yeah, don’t be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! <Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<Godin> emule, int that the open source edonkey client?
<D33> Yes, Godin
<Kwee> No, Godin
<Kwee> THREE BAGS FULL, GODIN
<Godin> w00000t, three bags ;)

<@Rizzy> 2 leppers in a fight - one throws a punch, the other catches it.

<AnNuM> why are 18 of my wondis still banned?

<qui|owning> OMG
<qui|owning> INTRON IS A GINGER BISEXUAL GARY GLITTER FAN!
<Intron> FU QUI!
<Intron> ;(

<Intron> this aint fair im haveing some badly coded bots take the piss out me ;(

<qui> but it’s like squirty
<qui> from a can
<qui> how can you not eat it?

<Batz> i went to bed after a few good men

<ubiquitous> Ive got something sticky between my fingers
<ubiquitous> having to lick it off
<ubiquitous> its all sticky
<ubiquitous> and wont move

*** d6|GaiaN has joined #lesbians
<d6|GaiaN> lol
<d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac

<Melleh|aweh> my bog paper shud be called rambo cos its tough and takes no shit from no body

<Ferg> servers
<@yee> All servers are currently up
<@oof> But I fancy going down..

<Sassy> apparently, if a horse came in a girl it would drown her instantly...

<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats

<bandyrah> GOODBYE PEONS. ANS RO RGOASW........er...actually, seeing as i didnt bother to look what i was typing then, there seems little point in carrying on.

<Kahuna|> we take a dim view of that kinda thing, we have all had our sense of humour removed, velvet keeps em in a box till we resign

<ed7> can CD-Rewriters Read CDs?

<phantom> so? you’ve been exposed to cancer causing UV light
<D33> You mean UV light causing cancer

<Steelo> she thinks that i’m the quiet type with a big willy :|
<r0x0r> how wrong could she be

<Waller> I have 1.6.10, but I can’t tell how stable it is because it crashes too much.

<||SiN||> An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator

<babyharpseal> hey do they teach calculus in primary school yet?
<babyharpseal> cos if they don’t, my little cousin will be hailed as a genious tomorrow (I’ve just done his homework)

<Nutsey> i think the whole world should be open with there sexualty and not be prejiduced by it or sociaty
<eLBandy> im open with my sexuality, but i keep gettin arrested for it !
<eLBandy> FIGHT TEH POWAR!

<DrBlue> i can’t bowl :/
<EARTHWALKER> I’ll teach you
<DrBlue> i have my arm in plaster so you’ll have a job :p

<AeroBob> Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal sex..."
<Pixie|3554Y> They’re both given by grandad? :O
<AeroBob> And, of course, both are best served hard.

<weeeee> I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound.
<weeeee> What am I?
<stonez|rw> a twat.

<Dw2k> never type hard into a search engine

<Scull> this is modem i got:
<Scull> javascript:openwin(’/products/prod-info.asp?quicklinx=14XK’,’prodwin’)

<B-A-L-L-Z> that would make a good clan theme! all sex references
*** WildCard is now known as P-E-N-I-S
<B-A-L-L-Z> lol another "member"

<ErrorFroz> i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing

<Gunman> is the cable between them 100% nessessary?!
<EvilGrin> Gunman: how else is it supposed to work? Carrier Pidgeon?

<Nez> hmm havent u got enuff probs with london zoo suing u for the "come here mr elephant ive got a nice juicy peanut for u" whilst have a nut sellotaped to your arse

<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> op me
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> gg bot!
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> op me plsaeas!
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> humm
<@RinseAid{L|AWAY> tis broken