<D33> I’m going to make.....................................................
<D33> Rince, a drum roll please
<phantom> a mess?
<Rince> gay love?
<Intron> a line of dots
<D33> silence
<D33> and give me a drum roll
** Rince makes a drum roll....
<D33> A HAM AND CUCUMBER SANDWICH
<D33> \o/
<Rince> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww
<phantom> wasnt worth teh build up
<D33> :<
** Intron pushes over the drum set and watches it roll
<Godin> aye, that sort of build up needs at least a scotch pie
<phantom> indeed
<Intron> Pah Marmite and Cucumber Sandwitch is much better
<Intron> crunch yet smooth
<Rince> ew ew ew
<D33> a scotch pie ?
<D33> you freaks
<phantom> or even a tart
<phantom> but I think StarMonkey is busy..
<D33> :E
<StarMonkey> WHAT

<D33> Laz-
<Mmw> ?
<phantom> i think he has gone crazy...
<D33> soz
<Mmw> lol
<D33> Some guy is paranoid on irc, keeps checking all the channels constantly incase someone mentions his name
<D33> so I amsg’d it
<D33> being the nice guy I am :>
<Mmw> rofl
<phantom> lolol

** Diplo|College is back after 4h12m: College - I r actually learning :p
nickchange [(Diplo|College) ?-? (Diplo)] |||
<D33> What did you learn, Diplo ?
<Diplo> lots
<D33> Let’s put your education brain to the test
<D33> A stranger approaches you in a park... he pulls out a crumpled white paper bag and offers you a sweet
<D33> ( this is multiple choice )
<D33> Do you
<D33> a) take the sweet
<D33> b) run away
<D33> c) offer sexual intercourse
<D33> ?
<Elgin> C
<Elgin> C
<Xeo|aweh> C!
<Diplo> C!!!!
<Elgin> IT’S C!!!!!!11onetwoseven
<D33> dear god ;(

<D33> Hey phanny
<D33> amoronsayswhat
<Elgin> snuh?
<D33> fs... never has the same effect online.
<Darksaber> it doesn’t work typed
<Intron> what
** Elgin throws Intron a primed grenade
<phanny> or maybe it does... :o
<D33> Only Intron. :|

<Enigma^> had to get out of my bath earlier
<Enigma^> to own a moth
<Enigma^> \o/
<phantom> lol
<Enigma^> was a great shot
<Enigma^> with the hanging end of a shower gel thingy
<phantom> hehe
<Enigma^> *thwack*
<Enigma^> eni 1 - 0 moth
<Enigma^> altho
<Enigma^> it wouldn’t flush
<Enigma^> eni 1 - 1 moth

<DanielPash> whats the command for system stats
<Sierro> /server stats
*** Quits: DanielPash
<Sierro> \o/

<D33> find jk2 jeff
<erk> DEFINATLY NOT JEFF (score: 0) is on blueyonder Jedi Knight II #02 [ctf] (194.117.138.253:28071) (map: ctf_imperial) (players: 8/12).
<D33> :/

<Pod> :D
<Pod> greek banning games, taht stupid
<WildWayz> not as bad as Greece banning computer games
<WildWayz> :D
<Pod> BEAT YOU TO IT
<Pod> even if my sentance was full of typos
<D33> They what?
<D33> How come ?
<Pod> cos they r ghey
<WildWayz> gambling or something
<WildWayz> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/26939.html
<D33> How exactly can you ban a computer game?
<BlindSite> ask parliment
<Pod> D33 they banned them all
<Pod> not just one
<StarMonkey> even stuff like playing snake on a mobile phone is banned
<BlindSite> Greece parliament is going to be in for a rough ride.
<Onions> usa will probably declare war on them

<phantom> StarMonkey, where do you live? :E
<StarMonkey> essex
<phantom> oooo where abouts? :E
<StarMonkey> uh oh
<StarMonkey> lil village called mayland
<StarMonkey> near maldon
<StarMonkey> near chelmsford
<phantom> not that far away....
** phantom gets his StarMonkey hunting gear out
** StarMonkey engages radio silence and defcon 3
** phantom listens for the sound of computer running :E
** StarMonkey screams
<StarMonkey> i figure i’ve got 4 hours til its daylight and you’ll never venture out then
<phantom> damn it..

<[AO]Reason> lads honest opion am i an asshole lol
<D33> Nope
<[AO]Reason> thx d33 :)
<D33> Your a complete fuckwit.

<Pi|Mu|Rho> works for me - forums
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you just lack the skjillz D33
<Pi|Mu|Rho> oh ffs
<D33> how ironic.
<qui> laff
<Pi|Mu|Rho> FU D33
<Pi|Mu|Rho> FU with a hammer

<drain333> i lose interest after daisy left
<drain333> that was a long time ago
<PunkerGuy> since i’ve begun weed, i’ve begun to lose inter.... oo, a cookie
*** SexyCookie has joined #goth
<PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore> yeah, that’s a bad ass song

<Cruiser|> ooh lol
<Cruiser|> " Hacking is like anal sex, you get in the back door and hope theres not a log."
<babyharpseal> !
<Pi|Mu|Rho> eew
<Cruiser|> trojan condoms
<babyharpseal> "providing you protection when your in the back-end"

<mal_> format time
<mal_> i may be some time
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gets sore after a while)


*** Joins: mal_ (~trixor@80-195-94-33.dud.cvx.blueyonder.co.uk)
<mal_> BOLLOX BOLLOX BOLLOX!
<mal_> hello again
<mal_> right
<mal_> this time i shall format the correct drive!
*** Quits: mal_ (~trixor@80-195-94-33.dud.cvx.blueyonder.co.uk) (<Eni`>
gets sore after a while)

<marek> i think you need to explore your own sexuallity
<Ozy^> I already did
<Ozy^> years ago
<Ozy^> and I’m definitely not gay
<Ozy^> err
<Ozy^> does that sound like I experimented with gay sex?
* phantom nods
<Ozy^> right
<Ozy^> well, I didn’t
* phantom points out its too late and we wont let facts get in the way of things

<Guest1> I hope you do not abuse my credit card.
<amok1> i hope so to!
<amok1> all 56 of us
<Guest1> WHAT???
<amok1> -bots
<CorRuPt0r> whats the prob?
<Guest1> There is 56 people here?!
<amok1> indeed
<Del|Pat^> well call it 45 -bots
<amok1> well 55
<Guest1> I JUST GAVE MY CARD DETAILS TO 56
*** Guest1 was kicked by JoltBot (No capslock please)
<Del|Pat^> LMFAO
<amok1> lmao

<PBC> hi
<Blood_God> lo
<PBC> i was wondering if i play any game here will it be ranked:?
<Ufnb> depends if youre a ranker
<Blood_God> pld Ufnb
<PBC> and how do i become one?
<Blood_God> rofl

<Mmw> who you complaing to about Greeds?
<Backdraft> yes
<Backdraft> :)
<Mmw> who to
<Backdraft> my ISP
<Mmw> rofl
<Backdraft> ?
<Mmw> they cant do anything at all
<Backdraft> cant they ?
<Backdraft> u sure ?
<Mmw> yep
<Backdraft> muahhahhahah
<Mmw> did it happen on #bymoh?
<Backdraft> yeah
<Backdraft> and Blueyonder is my ISP
<Backdraft> im sure they know all about this channel
<Backdraft> and im sure they will find out what goes off in it
<Backdraft> :)
<D33> First I was afraid..
<Pikkon> lol
<Mmw> :D
<D33> I was petrified..
<tango2> lmao.
<D33> People reporting me to their isp and telling me to hide..
<D33> but then I realised the truth, the fact they couldn’t do jack shit..
<D33> and I became corrupt..
<Mmw> LMAO
<tango2> L
<tango2> M
<D33> Now I kick and ban them in my stride..
<tango2> F
<tango2> A
<tango2> O
<D33> THEY WON’T SURVIVE.. Woaaahh
<D33> dadadada
<tango2> THEY WONT SURVIVE
<Pikkon> lol
<Backdraft> fuck YOU
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** [eF]Evi| looks at http://www.run.to/rso
<@WordBearer> =]
<[eF]Evi|> u make that in IRC?
<@WordBearer> make what?
<[eF]Evi|> the website
<@WordBearer> i never made it and besides how do you make a website in irc

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

<D33> you can report me to Velvet if you wish
<Veracocha13> yeah but it won’t get me anywhere
<Veracocha13> you will deny it and he will say okay
<Veracocha13> i will get banned
<Veracocha13> not you
<D33> I won’t deny it
<D33> I’ve just admitted it to you
<D33> and you won’t get banned for reporting me
<D33> it’s not that corrupt :>

<Mace> holy shit
<Mace> i literaly nearly chocked to death
<Mace> i just swallowed some drink and it went down my windpipe
<Mace> coughing like a mad, had bubbles in my windpipe
<Darksaber> I’ve done that before
<Darksaber> not good
<Mace> i nearly passed out
<Mace> i was on all fours coughing and chocking
<Mace> ;(
<Mace> you nearly lost the best admin ever
<Mace> to a glass of tango

<D33||ZzZZZzz> Been looking for sponsors for my jedi knight2 clan
<D33||ZzZZZzz> we asked Smirnoff but they turned us down
<Mmw> :(
<D33||ZzZZZzz> "Smirnoff don’t sponsor Jedi Knight2 clans, but if we did, we’d sponsor your clan"
<D33||ZzZZZzz> so we went with Carlsberg
<Mmw> heh
<D33||ZzZZZzz> "Probably the best Jedi Knight2 clan in the world"
<Mmw> rofl
<D33||ZzZZZzz> I might ask Toyota as well..
<D33||ZzZZZzz> "The clan in front is 4Jedi"

in #4jedi..

[12:01] *** Joins: iT|cErB (~cerberus3@nwi-server.de)
[12:01] (iT|cErB): *^*#cerb’s.lusthaus-|-cs-movies und viel viel spass! :D-|-brauche noch unterst?tzung-|-AO 4 ALL*^*
[12:01] *** Parts: iT|cErB (~cerberus3@nwi-server.de)

then..

[12:05] *** Now talking in #cerb’s.lusthaus
[12:05] *** iT|cErB sets mode: +o Monkee`happy
[12:05] *** Monkee`happy sets mode: -o+b iT|cErB *!*cerberus3@nwi-server.de
[12:05] *** [#cerb’s.lusthaus] Banned- iT|cErB
[12:05] *** iT|cErB was kicked by Monkee`happy (DONT ADVERTISE IN #4jedi)

<@Hicks> my pc smells of poo
<@Chamferarma> like your mouth after some weird sex hohoho
<@Hicks> yes, your sister likes to shit in my mouth
<@Broon> dirty chamfer’s sister
<@Broon> that silenced chamfer :D
<@Hicks> prolly raging :D
<@Hicks> banging the walls shouting ’how’ and ’no’

<Ged> we won
<Ged> we utterly raped them
<Ged> LOL
<Ged> we did VERY well
<Ged> wahaha
** D33 pops Ged’s head and watches him fly uncontrollably across the channel going "pfffftttttteeeettt"

<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones
<mal> she has only herself to blame
<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm
<mal> and?
<Ryan> lightening
<mal> then what?
<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over

<Illusion> Anything going on?
<marek> ryans got a joke for you
<Ryan> how many NWN players does it take to change a lightbulb?
<Ryan> none because you wouldn’t change it because you’re all geeks and you’d carry on regardless and you’re cunts and the light hurts your eyes

<@][nferno> \o/
<@][nferno> "HI r u lookin 4 a new recuit 4 ur team 4jedi i live in uk i can practice every weekday after 6.00. i am a hardcore jedi knight player i can add style and a reliable team member 2 your team.Email me at Mat1234577889@aol.com"
<@][nferno> \o/
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> on forums?
<@][nferno> mail :)
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> gah
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> should be on forums for everyone to read
<@][nferno> aye
<@][nferno> ill tell him 2 come 2 irc
<@][nferno> when im not so drunk
<@][nferno> i tomottowe
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> "r" "u" "4" "lookin"
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> He talks lke you ;(
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> half assed
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> :)
<@][nferno> he s da win
<@][nferno> :D
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> ARGH
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> HE’S ...
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> HE’S ON THE UNSAYABLE WORD
<@][nferno> i r da fucto0re
<@][nferno> i r need more drink
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> WE CAN’T HAVE SOMEONE WHOS ON THE UNSAYABLE WORD
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> ITS.... NOT RIGHT
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> :/
<@][nferno> omg dontr conuse me
<@][nferno> :/
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> Well I ain’t gonna say it
<@][nferno> shall weplay jk2 .
<@][nferno> ?
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> it’s unsayable
<@][nferno> :/
<@][nferno> lets pla]
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> fs, I’ll never forgive you for making me say this
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> He’s on
<@][nferno> :|
<@D33||ZzZzZZzz> AOL
<@][nferno> omg
<@][nferno> aol
<@][nferno> sux
** D33||ZzZzZZzz washes himself
[03:01] *** Disconnected

Note: About 6 seconds after saying AOL my modem disconnected. I rebooted my machine to find the registry
had corrupted and I had to use chkdsk /r to repair my hdd.. Now that’s what I call a cursed word.. ;(

<@][nf`ZZ> i fink ill try and sleep with pc off
<@][nf`ZZ> will be weird
<@][nf`ZZ> but ill try
<@D33||DnD> ][nf`ZZ
<@D33||DnD> The moment you hit that power button...
<@D33||DnD> ... you’ll be disconnected...
<@][nf`ZZ> :/
<@D33||DnD> There will be no getting out of bed for a second to check the forums
<@][nf`ZZ> :\
<@D33||DnD> there will be no irc bings
<@][nf`ZZ> :/
<@D33||DnD> THERE WILL BE NO FAN NOISE
<@][nf`ZZ> I know
<@D33||DnD> If you feel secure with that
<@D33||DnD> then you do it
<@][nf`ZZ> but im gonna have 2 sleep with pc off
<@][nf`ZZ> when i move in with Nikki :/
<@D33||DnD> I wish you luck
<@D33||DnD> and may your urges last until morning
<@][nf`ZZ> now i tuen pc off ;o
<@][nf`ZZ> nn
signoff | ][nf`ZZ | (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@[UDF2]Diablo> NOOOO!!!!
<@[UDF2]Diablo> he turned it off
<@[UDF2]Diablo> shame
<@D33||DnD> Well he’s fucked
<@D33||DnD> Now, what’s on itv
<@[UDF2]Diablo> lol how so?
<@[UDF2]Diablo> i sleep with pc off all the time :o/
<@D33||DnD> He’ll wake up at 4am
<@D33||DnD> used to the comforting noise of the fan
<@D33||DnD> and the bings of irc when his name is mentioned
<@D33||DnD> and he’ll hear.... nothing
<@D33||DnD> he’ll roll back and forth
<@D33||DnD> clutching himself into a ball
<@[UDF2]Diablo> LOL!
<@D33||DnD> he’ll want to turn the PC back on but will be unable to
<@D33||DnD> as once where the led lights at the front of his PC lit the way
<@D33||DnD> there will be darkness
<@D33||DnD> He’ll be alone
<@[UDF2]Diablo> you really like to turn these things into a big story don’t you? :P
<@D33||DnD> Poor bastard :/

3 minutes later...

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<@[UDF2]Diablo> lmfao inf!
<@[UDF2]Diablo> couldn’t sleep?
<@][nfern0> im so weak :(
<@][nfern0> just wont work
<@][nfern0> nn
nickchange(#4Jedi) [(][nfern0) ?-? (][nf`ZZ)] |||
<@][nf`ZZ> was earie
<@[UDF2]Diablo> lol
<@][nf`ZZ> all quiet :/
<@][nf`ZZ> and dark :(
<@][nf`ZZ> so alone :(
<@[UDF2]Diablo> you poof
<@][nf`ZZ> nn *gone*

<@][nfern0> ;o
<@][nfern0> my parents away for weekend
<StarMonkey> :o
<@][nfern0> left a note
<@][nfern0> dont use toaster it went on fire + we had 2 throw water on it
<@][nfern0> away for weekend love mum
<@][nfern0> :/

<Plot> I was either going to die now
<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast
<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened
<Plot> I went into kitchen
<Plot> switched a bulb
<Plot> and wham
<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball
<theForger> woah dude
<C--> damn
<Jyrsija> jesus
<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.

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<KinG|Maccers> can u lot join #cyber-centre plz we want Q its our mission for the night plz join
part | KinG|Maccers | (KinG_Mac@213-48-4-246.bas.cvx.blueyonder.co.uk)
<t00mbs> hmm
** StarMonkey sorts it
<StarMonkey> op me
mode/#4Jedi | (+o StarMonkey) | by | yep
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ban(#4Jedi) | (*!*@213-48-4-246.bas.cvx.blueyonder.co.uk) by StarMonkey
(kick/#4Jedi) KinG|Maccers by StarMonkey (SILENCE)
<@StarMonkey> [00:46] *** [#4jedi] Inviting KinG|Maccers to channel...
<@StarMonkey> snik snik

<@Munro> find dod gay
<@eek> No players found.
<+Red7> lol
<+Red7> on the pull Munro? :P

<D33||ZZzzZzZZzz> Just played some guy on the Blueyonder jk2 duel server, I kept owning him so he said "you all suck, i’m never coming back here again" and disconnected.... I’ve spent the last ten minutes trying to track him over hundreds of servers so I can simply say "GOOD, FO"
<D33||ZZzzZzZZzz> what an exciting life I lead

<Mmw> hmm their should be a gta3 irc channel
<Mmw> \o/
<Reality> not much point in a gta3 chan, with no mp
<Mmw> well im in there
<Mmw> heh
<Reality> with?
<Mmw> ..
<Mmw> me
<Mmw> 8)
<Goose> loner
<Reality> nuff said :)
<Reality> what you talking about?
<@velvet> lol
<Mmw> :(
<@velvet> lmao
** velvet fluffles Mmw
<Mmw> \o/
<@velvet> you loner!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Mmw> f u all

<StarMonkey> am i a real jk2 admin, or just someone with rcon
<StarMonkey> at last i can reveal myself to the peons, at last i will have revenge
<D33> Actually your a homeless person who got hypnotised by our government and placed into a family and university where you study a computer course... in your room alone there are 73 cameras watching you at all times and this gets broadcasted on sky channel 738
<StarMonkey> so i’ve revealed myself to the nation
<D33> Yes
<StarMonkey> i see

<killermarc> What’s two feet high, ten feet wide and can’t fit through a door?
<killermarc> A baby with a javelin through it’s head.
<Selnix> ooookay
<Selnix> thats .... not at all funny ?
<D33> I have a joke
** D33 clears his throat
<D33> Brocken
<D33> AHAhAHahHAHAa
<Selnix> ROFL!
<Brocken> AHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO
<Easileigh> roff!
<Brocken> wait, FO YOU TART
<D33> :)
** Easileigh hands d33 irc joke of the year award
<Easileigh> brought a tear to my eye

<@Sylph[DS]> pre-game talk or not ?
<@Z|Sick> if shadz feels up to coming outta his bathtub anytime soon ;D
<@D3> I think the pre-game talk should be about womens underwear
<@Frontline> i vote for no underwear
<@Sylphid> what makes u think he’s in the bath?
<@D3> I vote g-strings
<@Z|Sick> cuz he told me, fool ;p
<@Sylphid> I vote for sexy underwear
<@D3> All those in favour of women wearing no underwear say I
<@Sylphid> ...
<@D3> All those in favour of tight g-strings for women say I
<@D3> I
<@Digitus> I
<@Sylphid> I
<@D3> sorted
<@D3> This concludes our pre-game talk.

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<Paulus456734> Can someone help me please?
<Paulus456734> I keep asking questions and then signing off before anyone can answer them
<StarMonkey> velvet, help him :D
*** signoff | Paulus456734 | (Browser connection closed) | 4:12pm |||

<eLBandy> BoGeY, u here?
<BoGeY> no
<BoGeY> are you?
<eLBandy> no
<eLBandy> now go away
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<eLBandy> !!!!!!1

<@dev|t2> u seen my quit message yet?
<@Admirable> go for it
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<Trueneo> lol
<Trueneo> n00b
<D33> lol
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<dev|t2> lo again
<Trueneo> you gotta quit mIRC

<lozza-b> hi
<MiG> hello
<lozza-b> u wan5t cyber?
<MiG> ...
<lozza-b> asl?
<MiG> im 62/f/jamaica
<lozza-b> o soz
<MiG> do you like coconuts up your ass ?
<lozza-b> i thought u were a lad
<lozza-b> i am really sorry
<lozza-b> o my god
<MiG> i was joking... im not really from jamaica, or female, or 62
<lozza-b> i am so soz
<lozza-b> well wot r u then???
<MiG> im 18/m/birmingham
<lozza-b> liar
<lozza-b> y did u say u were a f then dick ed
<lozza-b> zxc vip
<MiG> as a joke, which was obviously beyond your comprehension
<lozza-b> sorry mr big words
<MiG> ....those arent big words
<lozza-b> u fanny fuckin twat
<lozza-b> go and fuck a 62 f jamacian
<lozza-b> u fag tit
<MiG> how very amusing, where did you think that one up ?
<lozza-b> sat right here in ma chair
<lozza-b> tit face
<MiG> ma chair ? was that from ikea ?
<lozza-b> fuck off dick
<MiG> you messaged me, if i remember correctly
<lozza-b> o yer
<lozza-b> the brains of 2002
<MiG> were you the runner up in the trialists ?
<lozza-b> and if i remember correctly u woz the liar
<lozza-b> and when woz that held may i ask
<MiG> theres a difference between lying, and joking
<lozza-b> i fink i woz at fanny fucking school that day
<lozza-b> yeah well go learn it then ?
<MiG> it appears youre the one who doesnt know it, since you got all worked up about nothing
<lozza-b> well sory i am so sory 4 inconveniencing u i will let u go now then so PISS OFF U FANNY FUCKING DICK HEAD NEXT TIME GO 2 A GUD SCHOOL LIKE ME
<MiG> did the ’gud’ school not have an english teacher ?
<lozza-b> NO ONLY A FANNY FUCKING TEACHER
<MiG> do you suffer PMT ?
<lozza-b> yes do u not
<MiG> no, im male... it seems your ’gud’ school had no biology teacher either
<lozza-b> u will find that a 13 year old as just kicked ya arse in an argument
* MiG coughs
<MiG> that was the funniest thing you said...
<lozza-b> do u not av pmt or a u gone thru your menapause
<MiG> as i already said, im male, i dont get PMT
<MiG> you seem to pretty badly, you should see a doctor
<lozza-b> u sure ?
<MiG> very sure
<lozza-b> great bye
<MiG> ...

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<Dig-Web> who is the owner of this channel ?
<Phahre> why do you ask ?
<Dig-Web> my Company is interested to buy this channel
<Dig-Web> we need to talk to the owner
<TX> to BUY?
<TX> rofl
<Dig-Web> yes
<Dig-Web> 10,000 $
<TX> well
<TX> heh
<TX> c
<Phahre> ait
<Dig-Web> im not joking
<TX> in that case, im the owner...make that check payable to.....
<TX> :p
* Phahre owns eggdrop
<Phahre> ;P
* TX fights Phahre for it ;P
<Dig-Web> it seems
<Dig-Web> im wasting
<Dig-Web> my time
<Phahre> heheheh
<Dig-Web> have a good day gentlemen
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<TX> lol
<TX> 10,000?
<TX> heh
<Phahre> lets hope guppy didnt see this
<TX> did someone log that?
<TX> guppy will want to see it

join | JennaBot | (Easileigh@mattonline.fsnet.co.uk)
<Easileigh> !Jenna hi
<JennaBot> Good day Easileigh ! How are we doing today? :D
<Easileigh> !Jenna not bad
<JennaBot> You’re so cute! :P
<D3> !Jenna what sexual functions do you perform?
part | JennaBot | (Easileigh@mattonline.fsnet.co.uk)
<D3> :(

<@mmm> I_Fucked_the_Easter_Bunny (score: 0) is on blueyonder - Team Fortress #03 [2fort] (62.30.30.158:27015) (!got tfc 03)
<@Eni> !got tfc 03
<@mmm> Thanks Eni`!
<@Eni> find tfc bunny
<@mmm> I_fluffled_the_Easter_Bunny (score: -1) is on blueyonder - Team Fortress #03 [2fort] (62.30.30.158:27015) (map: 2fort) (players: 32/32).

<MZhukov> who here knows lots, i mean lots about bouncers
<D33> They’re big
<D33> fat
<D33> bald
<D33> and thick
<StarMonkey> can i see some id please sir
<MZhukov> HAHAHA ARORLDFLDORLDLDLDLDLDLRORORLRLFLF so funny
** D33 passes StarMonkey a copy of Doom
<D33> ID? get it?
<StarMonkey> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA/qiut
<andy> lol
<D33> ID Software?
<D33> aahahah
<D33> ahem

..18:39.. <|DHC|Kaos> D33 you there?
..18:41.. <D33||Shower> yus
..18:41.. <D33||Shower> |DHC|Kaos
..18:42.. <D33||Shower> someone asks for me
..18:42.. <D33||Shower> then runs off
..18:42.. <D33||Shower> :(
..18:42.. <Warp[ill]> :(
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> lol
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> Sorry mate
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> D33 you there?
..18:45.. <|DHC|Kaos> Dam now you run off :(
..18:46.. <D33||Shower> ?
..18:46.. <D33||Shower> :)
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> oh ffs
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> now he’s gone again
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> :(
..18:47.. <Warp[ill]> lol i can see this going on for a while
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> STOP YOUR ONLINE KNOCK AND RUN TRICKS RIGHT NOW MR.
..18:47.. <D33||Shower> !
..18:48.. <|DHC|Kaos> LOL
..18:48.. <D33||Shower> GOTCHA
..18:48.. <D33||Shower> !
..18:48.. <|DHC|Kaos> Right
..18:49.. <|DHC|Kaos> What is that cool pic you got as your wallpaper on your desktop
..18:49.. <D33||Shower> :o

(D3) It’s past 9pm
(D3) bring out the sexeh pictures \o/
(D3) http://www.btinternet.com/~v.r.danbury/smintron.jpg
<StarMonkey> rofl
<Yoshimo> oh christ
<Yoshimo> my eyes
<Red7|Gone> lol
** StarMonkey passes Yoshimo the bleach and a scrubbing brush
<Yoshimo> thx
<D3> I never realised how much stuff you can do with Introns head
<Red7|Gone> you people scare me :(
<Red7|Gone> you really do :(
<Yoshimo> OH GOOD CHRIST
<Yoshimo> I just saved it as my desktop
<StarMonkey> rofl
<Red7|Gone> lol
<Yoshimo> mummy :*(
(D3) lol