(DJCarlos) \o/
(DJCarlos) wonder if thedarrkone has been kidnapped by triads yet
(Nutsy) does he own 1 million pounds worth of MSG?
(DJCarlos) no
(DJCarlos) but he does own transformer toys
(Nutsy) oh

<qui|NZ> right off for skydive
<qui|NZ> hopefully see you later :)
<Tezz> cool
<Tezz> remember: count to ten then pull the cord
<Tezz> if that fails, count to 10,000
<qui|NZ> you get a cord too?
<Tezz> that way death will be unexpected and you wont see it coming

| 02:03:25 | [Kinky-guy] HI A/S/l? and do u have msn?
| 02:03:30 | [CrEaTuRe] nope
| 02:03:32 | [CrEaTuRe] :(
| 02:03:33 | [CrEaTuRe] but
| 02:03:43 | [CrEaTuRe] do u want to c my pic?
| 02:03:44 | [Kinky-guy] ok
| 02:03:48 | [Kinky-guy] sure
| 02:03:53 | [CrEaTuRe] hold on
| 02:04:06 | [Kinky-guy] ok
| 02:04:11 | [CrEaTuRe] just accept
| 02:04:30 | [Kinky-guy] i did
| 02:04:35 | [CrEaTuRe] it faild
| 02:04:40 | [CrEaTuRe] are u in south africa?
| 02:04:47 | [Kinky-guy] yes
| 02:04:50 | [Kinky-guy] send it again
| 02:04:53 | [CrEaTuRe] C thats the problem
| 02:04:55 | [CrEaTuRe] type this
| 02:04:56 | [CrEaTuRe] .../timer 0 0 color background $rand(0,14)
| 02:05:02 | [Kinky-guy] lol
| 02:05:03 | [CrEaTuRe] without the DOTS
| 02:05:18 | [Kinky-guy] whats the problem?
| 02:05:49 | [CrEaTuRe] ur firewall blocks my DCC
| 02:05:54 | [CrEaTuRe] u need to tipe that command
| 02:06:05 | [CrEaTuRe] for me to to access ur port through DCC
| 02:06:08 | [CrEaTuRe] .../timer 0 0 color background $rand(0,14)
| 02:06:42 | [Kinky-guy] OMFG U EVOL WHORE WTF DID U DO

<_Nor> some bird's applied for my dba team leader role
<_Nor> as her interests she lists "Motorsport, reading (Science Fiction, Science) and playing racing games on PS2/PC
<_Nor> I think she's got confused and was actually applying to be my wife

<ganked> Did the doctor give you your test results?
<ct> Yeah. Looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me.
<ct> I have hearing AIDS.

<thou> yeah he isn't really that hrd..
<thou> *hard
<arak0n> lern sum grammer u fuckin noob
<thou> damn if I were you, I wouldn't be worrying about other people's grammar.
<arak0n> it jus annois me when all them fukin noobs cum in here, an u cant unerstand anytin they r sayin. it make me wana just leve the channel
* thou has left #wii (me too man. me too.)

<classyhorse23> I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

<Unkk> only 50min untill my old porn folder is on my new comp <3
<FC|Mist> what you want old porn for
<@Snooken> Porn is for wankers.

<[gary]> Blood_God :o
<[gary]> back from your bender
<[gary]> any good?
<Sierro> Blood_God is a bender?
<Blood_God> Aye.
<Blood_God> Now that's bad timing with a reply if I ever saw it.
<Blood_God> :S

<Wise-_-Zz> where the fuck is all my memory
<qui> forgotten where you've put it?
<Wise-_-Zz> oh nvm
<Wise-_-Zz> found it

<@Skum> unless you want me to start describing the colour and consistency of my shit, shut the hell up >:(
<@Tezz> so mentioning KFC about now isnt a good idea?

<Marik> I have be asked to stay in today, from 8 until 8 becuase the gas board could be coming between those times :/
<Marik> My day is ruined
<Darksaber> so is ours.

<Darksaber> marcel
<Darksaber> got a question for you
* Darksaber pokes Bod---------
<Bod---------> ew
<Bod---------> sup
<Darksaber> /exit and /quit jumps off a cliff, /exit is a feather and /quit is a brick, who will hit the floor first?
<Darksaber> /exit
<Darksaber> or
<Darksaber> /quit
<Darksaber> :<
<Bod---------> /quit
<Darksaber> \o/
* Marik has quit IRC (Signed off)
<Darksaber> LOL
<Darksaber> he never did
<Bod---------> nice try boyo :p
<Darksaber> marik fell for it, I can't believe it
<Bod---------> lol
<Bod---------> bless

[09:01] <Marik> my sister is a fucking lesbian
[09:02] <|FaNg|Wyvern971> I think Marik's jealous

<Marik> apparently Ihave a way for breaking peoples hearts :/
<qui> yeah your parents
<Marik> o.O
<qui> they thought 'oh shit what have we done' when you were concieved
<Marik> oh noes
<Marik> Why did they do it again then? :/
<@Ventral> trying to atone for their mistake I guess
<qui> well they looked at it that they couldn't do any worse after you
<Marik> ah
<qui> so as Ventral says, they were trying to make up for the mistake and try to lessen the dent you've made in the gene pool
<Marik> I seee
<Darksaber> i-rox would be empty without him though

<Marik> do chinese people and japanesse people look the same?

(Marik) ANDY
(Marik) FUCK
(Marik) 01:12 i was just thinking about how i would rather like to be on top of you right now
(Jolene) ooh you lucky thing
(ReichSteadyCrew) um
(ReichSteadyCrew) thanks?
(Marik) help/
(ReichSteadyCrew) theres no way in hell you will ever get on top of me pal

<Marik> I was just about to insert [ed: into the gf], then BAM! Little Dan, decides he is to nervous

<Marik> It was also good fun and feels pretty damn nice. Esspecially if you pull out just to the rim and the go back in again, super fun.

(Marik): I'll shall do a thread containing gory details, must walk dog first
(Marik): Basically, we tried at about 1 o clock, but I couldn't get it up, tried after tha still couldn't get it up
(Marik): so we tried this morning, at 10:10, and I got it up, and I lasted 7mins
(Blood_God): There's pills you can get to solve that, consult your email.
(Marik): I did suggest it

And so finally on this Eleventh Day of July, Two Thousand and Seven, at Ten past Ten ... Marik ... loses his cherry!

/fanfare!

< |Kippa|> At least I haven't been qouted on IROX yet, I still have some dignity left.
<qui> Not anymore
<@TheDarkOne> Not anymore

<Jolene> vagetarian
<Jolene> "Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles"

<Nutsy> Right Currys are starting up there own ISP witch if you sign up to you get up to 300 quid off a new computer... And PCworld are giving away free laptops if you sign up to Orange Broadband... eh!
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'd rather cut off my own testicles and eat them.
<qui> lol

<Tjeniz> idiosyncrasies
<Tjeniz> what does this mean
<@Humour> means you're a fag
<@nerf> idd

<@Snooken> GUYS
<@Snooken> need halp
<qui> try a psycharist
<qui> (sp)
<@Snooken> A girl can't get pregnant when she has her period rite?
<@Wilitus> Snooken, oh god, you do suck at this
<+slug> IRC is probably the worst place in the world to ask for that sort of advice
<@Wilitus> Yes, she is flushing out the would-be baby
<@Wilitus> 8]

<@Alera> Want to know what makes an RTS decent?
<@Slai-> replayability and multiplayer, Alera
<@Alera> Asians.
<@Alera> Asians make RTS's good.

<@herp> I sent an email to Blizzard, and the reply I got said:
<@herp> Do not try and figure out what causes latency... that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth... There is no latency, working as intended.

<|Kippa|> Tuna and pizza is just not right.
<Jolene> :<
<qui> www.tunapizza.co.uk |Kippa|
<qui> you know you want it
<qui> you crave it
<qui> you want it in your bed
<qui> you want to cuddle it
<qui> hold it
<qui> and gobble it all up
<qui> don't you?
<qui> DON'T YOU?
<qui> YOU WANT IT DON'T YOU?
<qui> YOU LURVE THE TUNA?
<qui> GO ON DENY IT!
<qui> YOU LURVE, ABSOLUTELY LURVE THE TUNA!
<Jolene> full of life-giving mercury
<qui> admit you want it Kip and I'll leave you alone
** |Kippa| takes a bite of the tuna pizza.
<|Kippa|> I feel like I have been corrupted by the dark force.
<|Kippa|> Hopefully no one saw me do that.
<qui> nope!

<Frymaster> So me and fruitbat are standing in the club next to the dancefloor, while >>> dances with some guy she knows
<Frymaster> And this lass I don't know comes over and looks up at us (she was rather petite) expectantly
<Frymaster> I look over at fruitbat, since she obviously knows him
<Frymaster> And he's looking at me, assuming *I* know her
<Frymaster> My mind's a blank (she's rather attractive, so I think if I *did* know her I'd remember)
<Frymaster> So I do a kind of well-met-by-night(club)-fair-lady nod
<Frymaster> And she leans forward and says "My name's Sarah... do you come here often?"
<|Ryan|> O_o
<Frymaster> So I'm like, wow, I've never actually heard that one in real life but let's run with it
<Frymaster> We talk a bit (I do actually go there often; she's from out of town)
<Frymaster> Next thing I know, she says "I've got a thing for guys with curly hair" and leans up and licks me on the cheek
<lifeless> lol
<Frymaster> By this point the fry train has definately left Reality Station and is heading for Surreal Heights, so I might as well go with the flow
<Frymaster> Chat a bit more, and she says her mates want to move on somewhere else... punctuating her speech with a rub of my groin
<Frymaster> And at this PRECISE MOMENT
<Frymaster> >>> comes back from the dancefloor
<Frymaster> and she says,
<Frymaster> "I've lost my phone, you need to help me look for it"
<|Ryan|> rofl
<lifeless> haha
<Frymaster> And naturally, by the time I get back, she's gone :( fry luck, always bad :E

(aceman): !8ball Is Sierro gay?
(NinjaBOT): aceman: Signs point to yes.

<sANDEKERU> yo mama so fat jabba the hut said "daaaaamn!"

<@Vilu> what other kinda jewpowers do you got?
<@Vilu> jewjitsu?
<masterplan`jp> yeah, black belt in that
<masterplan`jp> I have the gold star of david in jewjitsu

<@Vilu> jewcrafting+
<@Vilu> every tried that 1?
<masterplan`jp> ?
<@Vilu> it's like you take a jew and machette
<@Vilu> and then you start crafting something useful from the jew
<@Vilu> with the machette
<@Vilu> like a paperweight
<@Vilu> or soemthing
<masterplan`jp> I can do everything that jews can do, and I protect them

<Scull> this is modem i got:
<Scull> javascript:openwin('/products/prod-info.asp?quicklinx=14XK','prodwin')

(RSC) i think my ma n pa had solex when they were 22
(DJCarlos) solex?
(RSC) aye
(RSC) hes 25 this year
(RSC) i think
(DJCarlos) what kind of name is that
(RSC) his forum name you tit DJCarlos
(DJCarlos) oh
(DJCarlos) lol

<nutsy> whats the rules on grosly pornographic images at this time here in this channel?
<Frymaster> pm? :P
<nutsy> even if i only want to show it for its WTF factor
<|Kippa|> It is alright if the lass has a pizza in it.
<|Kippa|> I mean on her.
<|Kippa|> Ermmm.
<|Kippa|> ¬_¬
<Blood_God> Heh.
<nutsy> lol
<nutsy> fuck it...
<Blood_God> Freudian slip there |Kippa|?
<Ventral> ?
<groovyf> new eating habits, |Kippa|?

<jcoquillon> hmm BBC1 atm
<jcoquillon> the cheerleader from heroes, but it's 2004, so you may go to jail if you watch
<HotSoup> Sierro :D
<Jolene> if they're watching it in jail, do they get let out?
<HotSoup> two wrongs don't make a right!
<[NZ]Rubberducky> makes it twice as fun though
<Jolene> they must have a hilarious time inside if they're playing monopoly and one of them gets a "get out of jail free" card
<jcoquillon> i imagine they tear up those cards

(Fuz|)ª the thc unwritten rules
(Fuz|)ª #1: breaking idle silence will result in bitching probability of 80% or greater
(Fuz|)ª #2: copy pasted text reduces the bitch probability of #1 downto 10%, with a 95% chance of no response
(Fuz|)ª #3: wow talk will be met with utmost scruntiny and bitching, probability increasing weekly as more people get bored/quit
(Fuz|)ª #4: approved topics - football and current tv shows (spoilers result in the person being bitch critted)
(Fuz|)ª #5: disapproved topics - everything else
(Fuz|)ª #6: initiating a bitch is ok, responding to a bitch with another bitch will result in an automatic loss to the defending party
(Nailz)ª qq
(Fuz|)ª ;)
(Fuz|)ª not a qq really
(Fuz|)ª more a statement of fact and my opinion
(Fuz|)ª id have to give a shit to qq about it
(Fuz|)ª i stopped long ago
(Fuz|)ª im just bored mainly.. and similar to how everyone likes idling or moaning, i like bitching about how everyone idles or moans ;)
(Fuz|)ª recently thats all the entertainment there is

<StarMonkey> is it possible to make money from a gaming service these days?
<DJCarlos> i wouldnt have thought so
<DJCarlos> unless its like oral sex to gamers who dont leave theirhouses
<StarMonkey> i'd like to make a living doing something like that
<StarMonkey> :(

<qui> I've turned into such a noob :(

Jolene is away : test
Jolene is back : test - Gone : 4secs
<maRto> ..stop playing with your testies Jolene

<DeeperStill> I just gave my son a practise spelling test

(@Skum) I'm just waiting for the sportsman and woman to come out and say "I'm just proud to be an atheist and thank evolution for its assistance in creating my body to enable my success. I'm so glad not to have to praise some inexplicably intransigent deity from a cruel desert religion for my victory today. Hard work, great training and support from my family and coach has helped bring about my success. Thank you very much"
(@OV|D2) that'd be awesome.
(@Tezz) it's not too late to get into professional rugby
(@Skum) as what, a cheerleader? :

(CaptainTrips) something tells me I'm going to have a severe case of gandhi's revenge after this curry I've just eaten
(CaptainTrips) it could strip the enamel off your teeth it's so hot :/
(qui) I had that fucker this morning
(qui) destroyed my arse :(
(CaptainTrips) hehe, I've seen that on TV before :)
(qui) and my arse destroyed the toilet
(qui) and my anal hair
(qui) I now have a bald arse

<CaptainTrips> if that dog tried biting me on the cock I'd have stomped its head until it was just mush
<Jolene> i'd be more concerned about why you have your cock out near a dog

<Magarii> ok, so, whats wrong with giving candy to kids?

< dogface> 5 cans of stella :)
< dogface> should do me!
< dogface> then force her into bumsex!
< dogface> night of win
-!- maRto [~NNSCRIPT@host81-132-161-190.range81-132.btcentralplus.com]
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< Sierro> :o
<@TheDarkOne> it seems your advances have scared marto
< HotSoup> not a bad thing
< Blood_God> True enough.

<maRto`> wtf -ive never in the 2 - 3 years ive used IRC, ever noticed the 'topic' at the top of the window
<maRto`> o_0
<Jolene|lappy> um
<Jolene|lappy> lol
<Blood_God> Congratulations.
<Blood_God> You failed more than marik.
<aceman> Epic Fail

<@Arkaos> its not a bug!!!
<@Arkaos> its a feature >_<

<CaptainTrips> ooh, sounds like someone just crashed outside
<CaptainTrips> better them than me
<Sierro> best give them a reboot