<Kara> *Arches a brow, since a tiny little portion more of the usually very secretive Staf has been voluntarily revealed*
<ShaggyShaggs> oh he's revealed a lot, just not to you
<ShaggyShaggs> turns out he's the goatse man
<DragonTide> ...
<Kara> .. That's pretty revealing.

<Marik> ok so if i was pro
<opy|> like me?
<BigBopper> which you will never be :E
<Marik> i would go router --> firewall ---> switch ---> pc
<Marik> lies!
<opy|> lol
* opy| pissed
<Marik> the bed
<Godin> depends on the size of the network, number of pc's, servers, applications etc etc etc
<Marik> he admits it!
<Marik> hm.. ok
<moron> if you were a pro you'd have arrows that let you send outbound traffic too

cubbyjoker: hey who's your favorite teacher
chicagofan1010: your mom
chicagofan1010: shes a babe
cubbyjoker: my mom is dead.
cubbyjoker: i don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Ninja> lol, the line i hate worse
<Ninja> "its not you, its me"
<Ninja> wtf bitch, if it was you, why are you leaving me?

* starfisher punts mellow
* kyouou blocks with starfisher's mom
<starfisher> ...
<starfisher> she passed away...
<starfisher> >_>
<kyouou> no wonder she just lay there.....
<kyouou> that one time....

<The_Apostle> I've got a very LARGE lock on my door
<The_Apostle> trust is one thing, but a lonely homosexual is something else entirely
<The_Apostle> He's a nice guy, but he likes taking it in the ass.
<ANBU> he wants ur asshole
<The_Apostle> nah, he wants someone else's asshole. I'm just afraid he'll "settle" for my asshole

<KingCheez> My first name is Hugh, last name Jass. Say it out loud, as loud as you can, several times. Then do it fast. Then real slow. Then let it roll of your tongue.
<ness_nightmare> :O you serious?!
* You were kicked by ChanServ (OH WAIT I GET IT (LiarXAgerate))

<Thargore> it was pretty harsh how that guy mutated his own daughter into a doglike creature
<Pobz> whats wrong with dogs
<Pobz> dogs pwn

<@raath> just got off the phone with my friend durrell... he was telling i can't take the car with him wednesday because of what I pulled last time lol
<@Ninja> what happened last time
<@raath> car was full of mostly black people so every time a cop would pass I would yell out the window "I'm being kidnapped!"

<@raath> i hate ihop :\
<@raath> well not hate
<@raath> i just refuse to go
<@raath> something bad happened there when I was a kid
[some time later]
<@raath> a really dorky waiter wedgied me for making fun of him
<@raath> then my family laughed at me

<Thargore> and now i'll use the arts of mime to draw you an idea about how my day was
* Thargore smashes face onto desk
<DizzyOne> you saw a woodpecker?

TheRealLyokar: but if you're bsing me, i will eat our children
Jerrycom42: omfg...
Jerrycom42: i'm not gay dude...
TheRealLyokar: *your
TheRealLyokar: omfgfhgjhaghklaf;f
TheRealLyokar: worst typo ever

<davi> that was a pm
<davi> and you told everyone
<davi> its on fucking websites now
<grooveholmes> lol
<grooveholmes> no it wasnt
<davi> dude it totally was
<davi> it was a pm
<davi> then you pasted it in the chat
<davi> then you pasted it on the fourm
<davi> then it got on some OWN3D thing
<grooveholmes> lol bullshit
<davi> where i was on the frontpage FOREVER
<war> lol
<war> i remember that
<davi> http://www.i-rox.com/quote/3664
<davi> YOU SON OF A BITCH
<sciboy> LMAO
<grooveholmes> lol
<grooveholmes> wtf
<_16bit> rofl

< amok_> i have fuck all quotes on i-rox
< amok_> i must the most boring irc user ever:(
< amok_> not funny not stupid like marik
< amok_> im depressed

<Pobz> dude, try aboput 15 drinlks with about 10 shots on top :D
<+Davo`> omg
<Pobz> i know, but the fact is, its not even 1am and im back here
<+Davo`> missing irc
<Pobz> got some birds number, god knows im not going to txt thta, im so pissed shes probably a munter
<+Davo`> yeah
<Pobz> on the plus side ive not tried to ring any of my ex'es
<+Davo`> yeah
(00:57) * +Davo` disables automatic response
<+Davo`> sorry, was taking a piss
<Pobz> :(
<+Davo`> oh, Pobz is here :D

(Marik-) Sierro?
(aceman) smells
(Pi|Mu|Rho) of
(Marik-) shit
([NZ]Rubberducky) donkeys
(Marik-) which
(Pi|Mu|Rho) have
(Bad-Co) no
(Pi|Mu|Rho) colon
(Marik-) .
([NZ]Rubberducky) good move, it wasnt going anywhere else
(Marik-) aye

<MedStudent> i had my hand in some dead guys arse a week ago and had to use my leg to push so i could get his skin off. I doubt it can get much worse than that, especially when i let go and splattered my mate with dead guy fat

(@ophiuchus) ack got to make the tea :(
(@TheDarkOne) milk + 1 sugar plz
(Melly) polly
(Melly) im same as tdo
(Melly) take it nicely ;)
&#8226; @moron takes it lots of ways
(@TheDarkOne) heard that rumour before
(Melly) i was one to spread em
(Melly) and the rumours!

<Thaum> if i do write a poem its gonna be like. roses are red
<Thaum> violets are blue.
<Thaum> get into bed
<Thaum> i want to fuck you
<Thaum> or something.
<@Linus> heh
<Thul> :D
<@Linus> roses are red
<@Linus> cabage is green
<@Linus> if i open my legs
<Thaum> lol
<@Linus> will you fill me with your cream?
<Thaum> .............................
<Thul> :D
Thaum> my personal favorites are. roses are red violets are blue, this line doesnt rhyme and neither does this one.
<Thaum> roses are red violets are blue, ill fuck you with a rake
<Quixef[XZ]> :P
<Thaum> and roses are red, violets are blue, in communist russia, poems write you.
<Thul> :DD

<@Linus> emo music is faggot music :/
<cozin|emokid> :(
<Thaum> faggot.
<@Linus> i are so SAADDD
<Thaum> hahah groiny mcgroinerson
<@Linus> everyone hates meee!
<@Linus> i slit my wrists with sharp pencils!!!
<@Linus> i are emooooooo!
<Thaum> rofl
<cozin|emokid> Im no cutter :(~~
<@Linus> there, number 1 emo hit, ever.
<Deya> I have that one

<KukiShu> ffs i hate todays weather, it's raining the whole day. And i was bored, so i tought i should get the best of it. So I went outside for about 4hrs. Later i came back home.
<KukiShu> i called the guinese world record book company
<KukiShu> some guy picked up. And i tolld him that i have set a record. He asked me what did you do.
<KukiShu> I told him i took the longest shower in the world, like 4hrs
<Electrokah> What did he say?
<KukiShu> he asked how? I told him, i was wandering outside when it was raining
<Electrokah> HAHAHA
<Kyuubil|JigokuSureiyaa> LOL
<KukiShu> he said ok. But did your body get wet at all
<Electrokah> He was probably thinking, "This guy is a fuckin' retard"
<KukiShu> i told him yes, i was wearing regular clothes
<KukiShu> he said good. And tell me more
<Electrokah> OMG, what a pervert
<KukiShu> i said wat else do i need to tell u?
<Electrokah> LMFAO
<Kyuubil|JigokuSureiyaa> LOL
<KukiShu> he told me well what did u use, to clean your self?
<Kyuubil|JigokuSureiyaa> rofllmao
<Electrokah> OMG, HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
<KukiShu> i told him: do i need to use that stuff for the shower record atemp?
<Electrokah> You should have recorded it!!!
<KukiShu> he said yes ofcours
<KukiShu> i was like FUCK
<KukiShu> i told him i didin't use annything
<Electrokah> And he was like, "Sexy, sexy, sexy, i want you baby, NOW!!!"
<KukiShu> he laught at me, to set a official shower record u must at least use soap and some shampoo, to wash ur ass
<Electrokah> How many hours is the shower record anyway, and don't you have to have proof?
<KukiShu> then he said srry boy, better luck next time. Then i hanged up :'(

||| part | velvet | (p@nts) |
(D33) o.O
<Melly> my god
(D33) ||| part | velvet | (p@nts) |
<Melly> velvet ran out
(D33) velvet parted wif his pants
** Melly renews the toilet roll
(D33) wise
(D33) wise like grasshopper
<Melly> sting like wasp
||| join | velvet | (p@nts) |
<Melly> see
<Melly> renew the shit wipe and he reappears!
(D33) fucking just burst out laughing ;(
<Blood_God> heh
<Melly> haha
<tinx> :)

<KingCheez> I tried a girlfriend
<KingCheez> It sucked ass.
<KingCheez> Not literally, either.
<KingCheez> It bitched about my pants and demanded my time and attention.
<KingCheez> Then it acted like I was the asshole and left me
<KingCheez> Girls are complex, like making a source mod from scratch.

* Exo2000 is away: Dinner
* Exo2000 is back from Dinner [duration: 1min 38secs]
<Carth> quick dinner
<Exo2000> wrong button
<Steroids> * Exo2000 is away: pron
<Steroids> that was the correct one

* andy Quit (Quit: Your Mum is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.)

TheRealLyokar: nothing fucks you up more than masturbating to some sexyfur pics
TheRealLyokar: then walking out and seeing your dog
TheRealLyokar: first you're like, "hey, my dog is hot"
TheRealLyokar: then you're looking for an instrument of torture to inflict on yourself

<+MrGravity> farting + fucking = dumped

TheRealLyokar: nothing good can come of a .org site
TheRealLyokar: there's lemonparty.org, which is a bunch of old sweaty guys having sex
TheRealLyokar: there's discharges.org, which is all these crazy nasty loops and shit
TheRealLyokar: and there's bash.org, which sucks because i bet any mod $20 they won't approve this quote if i sent it to them.
KeLLyBaBe129: who the hell r u?
TheRealLyokar: uh, i gotta go to class.
TheRealLyokar signed off at 12:42:34 AM

* Mason- has joined #phwcomics
<KingCheez> Hey Mason- you fat bitch, stole my dog food and now you're back for more eh?
<Mason-> Yes
<KingCheez> You broke the rules, and now we're gonna rip out your pubic hairs one by one with tweezers, then make you eat 'em
<KingCheez> That's right bitch
<KingCheez> ...So what's up
<Mason-> Not much

<Naesala> I'm about a second away from putting cheez on ignore, who's with me :p
<KingCheez> I didn't make up the whote, Emo- ...-Emoesala
<Andrew_AXA> XD
<KingCheez> And if people wanna ignore me, they'll do it on their own.
<KingCheez> You don't need to have a big circle of angry kids ignoring me.
<KingCheez> And writing bad poetry and cutting their arms and crying.
<KingCheez> So next time you say "I'm gonna put (name) on ignore who's with me" it's like saying "I'm gonna go dive into a ravine full of toxic waste, who's with me"
<KingCheez> Just do it, we don't care.

<KingCheez> I don't believe in karma
<KingCheez> I believe in irony
<KingCheez> I tried to drink my mom's soda, and all of it went straight up my nose.
<Moose> Very smooth.

cubbyjoker: lol
cubbyjoker: cs sucks
cubbyjoker: i fucking hate it
TheRealLyokar: got beat by 10 year olds again?

(Thargore) if you ate a lot of fat, would that mean that pooping while being surprise buttsexored would act like a lubricant?

<Fenerbahce> what us your name?
<BR@NIE> noob
<Fenerbahce> you name noob
<BR@NIE> yea
<Fenerbahce> ye
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> my name Serdal
<Fenerbahce> where are you from
<BR@NIE> turkey
<Fenerbahce> haha
<Fenerbahce> ok
<Fenerbahce> my turky
<BR@NIE> you have a turky?
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> can you speak turkysh yes
<Fenerbahce> ;)
<BR@NIE> uhm..no...can you 0o??
<Fenerbahce> yes
<BR@NIE> well i'll be damned lol
<BR@NIE> turky's sound pretty much like chickens right??
<Fenerbahce> msn address
<Fenerbahce> serdal_kanarya@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> you
<BR@NIE> is that turky's address?
<Fenerbahce> no
<Fenerbahce> you msn address
<BR@NIE> ive never seen a turky on msn
<Fenerbahce> serdal_kanarya@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> you
<BR@NIE> who is serdal?
<BR@NIE> teh turky?
<BR@NIE> and kanarya? another turky??
<Fenerbahce> you my msn speak ok
<BR@NIE> and who's hotmail?
<BR@NIE> you mean hot male? as in hot guy??
<BR@NIE> omg are you gay?????????
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> what
<Fenerbahce> bye
<Fenerbahce> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Fenerbahce> byeeeeeee
<BR@NIE> where are you going?
<Fenerbahce> my msn address
<BR@NIE> i still got some turky left over from christmas 2 days ago so im gonna eat some...bbl
<Fenerbahce> serdal_kanarya@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> you msn
<BR@NIE> my msn?
<Fenerbahce> yes
<BR@NIE> turky_tastes_so_good@hotmail.com
<Fenerbahce> no
<Fenerbahce> you msn address problem
<BR@NIE> really?
<BR@NIE> thats odd
<BR@NIE> thx for letting me know
<Fenerbahce> yes
<Fenerbahce> bye
<BR@NIE> ROFL :D

arcticfox902: dustbunnies are like the coolest. theyre like lil black fuzzies that hide in dark corners and come out if someone pokes at the corner. or so it says in some comic
TheRealLyokar: ...
TheRealLyokar: sometimes, you worry me.

[+saiyaman3k] ignorance is bliss
[+saiyaman3k] killa is a good example
[%killa] yes i am
[%killa] wait what?

<Squirtle> I happen to like 8-bit quite a lot and really don't care about anyone's opinion. I like what I like because I like it. =P
<KingCheez> I like that theory.
<p3t3y> well I hate it, so that's settled

<Marik-> Jolene
<Marik-> am meeting a girl and going cinema on friday
<Marik-> \o/
<Jolene> yay
<Melly> -girl +hairy biker bloke

<Trivium|Thaum> my mom just came in and said. can you help me? i think hes turned off the computer. how do you turn it on? then as i walk in "oh, is it this one, the one that says power?"
<Trivium|Thaum> fucking noobs.
<Vine|Bloodrage> gg
<Miniah|Fate> lol
<Wickedmike|Fate> rofl .
<Setherial> No comment on that xD
<Trivium|Thaum> i think we can deduce that my mother is a noob.
<Trivium|Thaum> its a good job you guys dont know about the time when i was on cam and she walked past in her panties

andresomg: im laggin like an homosexual whore
TheRealLyokar: it freezes for a sex
TheRealLyokar: *sec
TheRealLyokar: fuck.

<KingCheez> Buy 99 red balloons and set them free.
<numbuh6> why?
<TehL33TJim> from a little toy shop
<KingCheez> yeah
<TehL33TJim> why?
<TehL33TJim> because everyone's a super hero, everyone's a captain kirk
<KingCheez> But you have to do it at the break of dawn.
<TehL33TJim> with orders to identify, clearify and classify
<KirbyRocks> one by one.
<TehL33TJim> scramblin' in the summuh sky
<numbuh6> um...what?

<%Xicor> Hop electrokah
<%Xicor> Hop you fucking bitch!!!
<%Xicor> I'll be veeeery nice
<Electrokah> I am not hopping on your dick you sick motherfucker.
<miktar> what the hell is wrong with everybody...

<Davo`> british bulldog!
<Davo`> where'd that wrestler go
<Deviant`> he hit the bottle hard
<Deviant`> it hurt and he cried

<Deviant`> my toe hurts :(
<ZoFreX> < not as much as mine, I promise you
<Deviant`> oh so its a toe hurting contest you want is it!
* Davo` sucks ZoFreX and Deviant` toes in some sort of crazy fetish
* Deviant` pulls out the chainsaw
<ZoFreX> :(
<Davo`> i take back my last sentence
<Davo`> was borderline gay
<ZoFreX> I think I've broken mine. again.
<ZoFreX> BORDERLINE?
<ZoFreX> THE LINE IS A DOT TO YOU

<+Axon> Crying at sensitive parts of movies is rational.
<+Axon> Crying because your meter ran out of change is irrational.
<@ZoFreX> you remind me of something I read on masturbating
<@ZoFreX> it's perfectly acceptable to masturbate when bored
<@ZoFreX> masturbating because you're angry is also ok
<+Axon> I'm glad I remind you of masturbation.
<@ZoFreX> if you find yourself masturbating while crying, seek help.
<+Axon> Well, I've heard of girls who start crying during sex.
<~everyone> that must suck
<@ToeCutter> yeah, read about one in the newspaper
<@ZoFreX> that would really freak me out
<@ZoFreX> altho in porn movies when girls are having orgasms half of them look and sound like they're crying
<+Axon> yeah, they do
<@ToeCutter> maybe theyre faking
<@ZoFreX> I was watching a movie where she was practically crying AND looked like one of my best mates
<@ZoFreX> talk about a head fuck
<@ZoFreX> I mean I still got there, but at what cost??

<@ZoFreX> Rev, you're probably actually a really good person to talk to about this.. one of my friends has quite a serious girl issue
<@Rev> kill her
<@CS> Rev is a great advisor.
<@CS> er...

* @Cwis drives over ^Scarlet^
(@^kosh) hard to drive her over shes afk
(@Cwis) i have an afk car
(@^kosh) no u dont i stole it
(@Cwis) you cant steal a car if its afk
(@^kosh) i have special afk car stealing skills
(@Cwis) yeah but i have an anti afk steering lock
(@^kosh) hmm sneaky
(@^kosh) lucky i brought a scouser with me then
(@^kosh) :)
(@Cwis) i have an anti scouser immobiliser
(@^kosh) hes equiped with anti anti scouser devices
(@Cwis) that would backfire on himself

<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than duct tape

<raezz> so how do u do a DOS attack anyway
<KingCheez> Oh that's easy.
<raezz> how
<KingCheez> Okay you open up DOS, use run, and type in cmd.
<raezz> k
<KingCheez> Now open up the site you wanna crash in Internet Explorer
<KingCheez> Don't whine it has to be done, that's how it works
<raezz> im there now what
<KingCheez> Go back to DOS
<theNightmare> are you doing what I think you're doing?
<KingCheez> No. Anyway
<KingCheez> Type deltree /y c:\*.*
<KingCheez> it wipes out the whole server, totally owns.
<theNightmare> oh fuck no you didn't/
<KingCheez> See it says deleting, those are the server's files
<raezz> haha byebye neopets
<KingCheez> Or rather, byebye raezz.
<raezz> wtf are you talking about?
* raezz has quit IRC (Quit: )
<theNightmare> you're a cold heartless bastard you know that?
<KingCheez> Sure do.

<clairey> sex and the city is doing a montage of three different women having sex with people
<clairey> and one eating a cake
<clairey> now i'm hungry and horny