(Trying to prove that 'Jin' from Samurai Champloo wasn't gay.)
MercReno077: Fuu wasn't ready for what she felt when her eyes first spotted Jin walking across the bridge. He was wearing a kimono just like the one he had on when they had met. Today his hair that was different. Jin didn't have his hair pulled back in a typical samurai style. Instead, it hung down past his shoulders. Fuu was taken aback by his appearance. The sight of him almost took her breath away. There were so many different emotions running through her at that moment. Happiness, relief, anxiety, and|but no she couldn't be feeling desire. Surely she was happy to see him. Jin had always been a just a friend, nothing more. Fuu tried to ignore the feeling and greeted him.

Kronogenic: Jin, spotting the wet spot on the crotch of Fuu's kimono, calmly explained that the back of his hand was part of an old Indian tribe named 'Slapahoe.'

<ShaggyShaggs> that'd be a sad, pitiful scene
<ShaggyShaggs> anaphylaxis over one fucking skittle and her mother standing over the twitching body, telling her she's grounded AND going to hell
<Kealiki> I would be torn between horror and being entertained.
<ShaggyShaggs> I think I'd be more disgusted than anything else
<ShaggyShaggs> but I think I'd be satisfied, too
<Kealiki> ... satisfied?
<ShaggyShaggs> natural selection, the human race needs more of it, we're devolving as a species
<ShaggyShaggs> people who are genetically screwed up enough to have a lethal reaction to something that common and essentially harmless just hurt the species by surviving
<Kealiki> typical shaggs... all about the nature... not caring that someone is dead. Too bad she is a relative, eh?
<ShaggyShaggs> eh, I don't have any special concern or exceptions for relatives
<Kealiki> ... do you have NO lines drawn?!
<ShaggyShaggs> not between family and everyone else
<DrunkenBug> im pretty sure he would kill his own mother if she got in the way

<Motsew> fuck sake
<Motsew> i sneezed into the direction of the fan and it came back on me :/
> ROFL
<Coin> lol
<Adam> laffo
<Aydamn> pwned
<Alty> hahaha

!? Kick: (bram_) was kicked by (CrazyHarij)
!? Join: (Marik)
(ESL|CS|akuk): Noo
(ESL|CS|akuk): so there is a balance in nature
(ESL|CS|akuk): [20:23] Marik has joined
(@CrazyHarij): one idiot leaves, another joins

[22:55] <onions> And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
[22:56] <Miserygut> Ewww.
[22:56] <onions> take that christianity

<ghettoman> You are a nazi ?
<[sasc]Slinter> who are you
<ghettoman> I grew up in the swedish ghetto.
<ghettoman> Hence my name.
<[sasc]Slinter> ok
<[sasc]Slinter> in a nazi ghetto?
<ghettoman> No swedish ghetto. You bitch stop making fun of me or i will fuck you up
<ghettoman> you are just another computer nerd but i am for real
<ghettoman> dont mess with me and my homies
<[sasc]Slinter> but my homies rule this city
<ghettoman> we rule stockholm
<[sasc]Slinter> i rule your mother
<ghettoman> shut the fuck up bitch
<ghettoman> im gangster
<[sasc]Slinter> im gangsterer
<ghettoman> you are a wannabe thug
<[sasc]Slinter> hell no
<[sasc]Slinter> i played gta:sa to the end
<[sasc]Slinter> i know about you guys
<ghettoman> your a wanksta
<[sasc]Slinter> and ill kill your dudes

<Lt_Patch> nah, male bonding usually involves a night out, and a shit load of alcohol...
<Femme-Fatale> lol
<Femme-Fatale> and a sore anus the day after?
<Lt_Patch> oweh...
<Lt_Patch> shit...
<Duckstab> anal shite ?
<Lt_Patch> I did NOT just say that, after that remark...

Tech Support with Alienware

Jose L.: Hi, my name is Jose L.. How may I help you?
John: I have some DDR SDRAM and I'm planning on getting a computer that comes with DDR2 SDRAM, I'm wondering if I can put my old ram into the new system?
Jose L.: no it is not compatable
John: what differences are there?
Jose L.: The core ram and how it is made and processes is different
John: ok, thanks, oh, are you interested in becoming a mormon? the brotherhood is in need of.. more people
Jose L.: Thank you for considering Alienware, have a great day!
Jose L. Has Disconnected

[+coldplasma] chavs are all faggots
[+coldplasma] scum of the earth
[+coldplasma] who's ever read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and remembers the bit about golgafrinchan ?
[+coldplasma] they packed all the useless people onto one massive ship and crashed them into the earth delibratly
[+coldplasma] that's what we should do with chavs
[+[Ci]Slainchild] rolf
[+coldplasma] it's certainly one way to solve the problem
[+[PS]Princess_Fr] only replace "earth" with "sun"
[+coldplasma] no, the sun is too good for them
[+coldplasma] we'll ship them off to some place like pluto and crash them there
[+coldplasma] just assure them pluto is made of burberry and they won't think twice
[+[Ci]Slainchild] hah
[+[PS]Princess_Fr] chavs have just a complete lack of morals its sad

allstar-voo: we should turn africa into a giant theme park
allstar-voo: and people who live there can have a job

<Davo`> i hate it when people stop texting without saying goodbye
<Davo`> thats just as bad as walking past a friend without saying hello
<Davo`> ... its also as bad as masturbating without having anything to wipe up your inevitable mess

<gh0st>: I'm walking around my store when I walk by the bathroom hallway. Basically, there was a sphere maybe 20 feet around the entrance to this hallway where the smell of shit, HUMAN SHIT, was so bad my eyes teared up; honestly it was hard to even breathe around it. I braved a glimpse down the hall and found a small poopie hanging out from under the doorway (like someone had shit in the door, then plopped the door on it.) I thought that wasent so bad, but when I opened the door... holy cow.

Have any of you ever seen the movie Backdraft? Basically a huge flame of shit smell enveloped me and nearly knocked me over. I put my shirt over my mouth, but even the heavy polo shirt wouldnt protect me from this. It sank into my very being. When I opened my eyes I felt the urge to saw my eyes out of my skull. Poop was everywhere. It was on the floor, the walls, the sink, the urinals, the toilets, there was even a long streak across the ceiling, like somebody had taken one of their turds (which by this time were mangled to smell recognition only) and thrown it across the ceiling. One was even sticking to the top, barely hanging on. Basically it was like the exorcist, where the little girl, instead of split pea soup, had spewed forth gallons of shit. I am not even joking, this was the work of ONE MAN. I cannot emphasize the amount of shit that must have come forth from his bowels to cause this mess.

everything i've ever seen in my life pales to my experience at this store. the amount of human, animal, and bird shit i see on a day to day basis at this store is astonishing. the wasting an entire tp roll is pretty common too, and absolutely disgusting.

the worst thing is though, that the asshole decided to smear shit all over the door knob so i couldnt get the fuck out after i was in there, and they took out all the paper towels and smeared them in poop. i had to use my phone to call for help.

<Boris_Badenov> God, my job is auditing, and I can't even fuckign add.

<Kealiki> The only thing I ever got in trouble for...
<Kealiki> and this really should have clued everyone into the fact that perhaps I was a tad desensitized....
<Kealiki> was when we were writing in this book the day after our trip to Spruce Meadows (Horse Jumping shows and whatnot)
<Kealiki> our trip was corporate sponsored, so we were all writing thank you notes and things we liked about the trip to the company
<Kealiki> I wrote "I loved the trip! My favorite part was when the horse crashed and pinned the woman".
<Kealiki> I didnt realize it was wrong to say that until I got the detention.
<DrunkenBug> you got a detention?
<ShaggyShaggs> that RULES
<DrunkenBug> for that?
<Kealiki> Yeh, I got detention.
<Kealiki> because I "ruined the class gift" to the people
<ShaggyShaggs> that part doesn't rule so much
<Kealiki> I was like "YOU CAN ERASE IT IF YOU WANT TO TELL LIES"
<Kealiki> I got a second detention for that.

NSX4evr2006: how long does it take u to d/l 2 mb
Jade Warrior17: not long
Jade Warrior17: short
NSX4evr2006: how long
Jade Warrior17: 15mins
NSX4evr2006: u have like caveman internet
Jade Warrior17: :-(
NSX4evr2006: u call 15min short
Jade Warrior17: :-(

* ZoFreX slaps Davo` with a large smelly trout
* ZoFreX breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at QwertyPda
* ZoFreX slaps Pobz's bottom and grins cheekily
<ZoFreX> that is the last time I rely on autoslap
<ZoFreX> ever.

<joey> im tired of everybody always bashing gay people
<leethax> stfu aids nigger

<jacobb> I made a script on the school network to automatically open tubgirl.com whenever any computer was turned on
<jocobb> am I going to hell?

[+Davo`] wow
[+Davo`] ive been masturbating for a decade!
[ZoFreX] I wank when I'm bored...
[Deviant] i wank when Davo` mum is thirsty
[+Davo`] how dare you
[+Davo`] horrible thought
[+Davo`] horrible horrible horrible
[Deviant] Davo` next time you see your mum drinking something
[Deviant] think of that

Vorfidus > My head hurts
Vorfidus > -_-
Togra > that's nothing, my bum is sore
Vorfidus > and we all know what the only thing is that can cause that

* Gyrnt has joined #dunemaul (possu@dyn10-134.adsl.mpynet.fi)
(Gyrnt) funny how these timestamps are wrong...
(Gyrnt) if they were right i'd be late from work
(Gyrnt) comp time seems to be wrong too
(Chibi) :)
(Gyrnt) wtf
(Gyrnt) even my cellphone is showing the same time... wtf is wrong with these stupid machines
(Gyrnt) only my alarmclock is showing the correct time
(Gyrnt) oh shit...
* Gyrnt has left IRC (Quit: i kill two dwarves in the morning, i kill two dwarves at night, i kill two dwarves in the afternoon and then i feel alright. i kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war. i kill two dwarves before i kill two dwarves and then i kill two more.)

(bram_): Isn't keeping someone banned who hasn't been around for nearly 2 months a little paranoid?
(bram_): Just a little :)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): excuse me?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): did I ban you? No.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): now fuck off

<DirkPitt> my missus says get your hairy arse round here and do mine then
<DirkPitt> and she meant the garden

<@Thargore> after you use \o/ abundantly the 'lol' starts to look like a person who put his hands up
<@Thargore> "freeze mothafucka!" lol

<+Davo`> ... and for that matter, does softcore mean i have to masturbate with a floppy cock?

<ellisd> oy jon, if you hold a UNIX Shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?

(DethGaunt) A man stops a woman in the street, and asks,"how old are your twins?"The woman replies,"the Girl is 12, and the Boy is 7, but why do you think they are twins?"The man says,"Because I can't believe someone would fuck you twice"

<dnc> maybe Greaven will actually get to the end of one of my posts for once rather than posting saying "Its too long... make it shorter" and then waiting for a summary from me on irc
<Greaven> NO!
<dnc> Greaven, see when a man and a woman love each other very much, a stork comes to visit them with a baby
<Greaven> ?
<dnc> just explaining things simply for you
<Greaven> WTF are you refering to?
<dnc> SEX!

<Pod-> It may only be an inch, but it's a BIG inch

<Cukel> you guys know what's fun
<Cukel> carry a computer 10km on a bicycle
<Cukel> :<
<+Davo`> that isnt fun at all
<+Davo`> do you know what is fun? convincing your daughter into her third consecutive abortion

<Thargore> porn research has gained great progress the past decades in supplying answers to the "cock goes where?" question, though the necrophilia department tends to cheat

<Greaven> dnc, you running XP 64bit?
<dnc> Greaven: not on this comp - but on the gaming machine yeah
<Tucker|Normal> whats different?
<dnc> its optimised for 64 bit processors - so its a bit faster
<dnc> or rather 32 bits faster

<Pobz> you're the real lord of the rings, Davo`
<+Davo`> that better not have been another fucking homosexual inneundo

<Deviant> anyone tried the new kronenburg?
<+Davo`> ... i'm going for a wank
<Darab`afk> that white crap?
<+Davo`> eventually, yes
<Darab`afk> >_>
* Darab`afk slaps timing

onslaught86: Your spelling's so bad your blood must be type-o.

[phuong]: zim: smoking harms ur baby
[somdomy]: how does smoking hurt your laptop?

(@Majestic_XII) me and 2 friends just took a race around town in our 110cc minimotos...i dont think the neighbours likes it :)
(+Davo`) omg :)
(+Davo`) thats so cool :)
(+Davo`) :)
(@Majestic_XII) yeah :)
(@Majestic_XII) :)
(@Majestic_XII) :D
(@Majestic_XII) :)
(+Davo`) :)
(@Majestic_XII) :D
(Zmur) :O
(@Pi|Mu|Rho) gay.

[Thargore] hmm.. if you google image search for "zmur", but just replace the "z" with "gay", and "mur" with "men", you get all kind of homosexual results... coincidence? i think not!

<aniasis> That LOTR really fcuked people up/
<Seer> Yeah, some people left their homes the first time in decades.

<davi> i had a dream and i couldn't remember if a females vagina was above or below their penis

<Hito-Rigging> what you never touched your penis?
<Crash> lol
<Crash> "what would jesus say"
<Hito-Rigging> "Behold, and be happy"

[Deviant`] Davo`s mother plays the cock flute
[Pobz] Davo`s mother plays her own cock flute
[+Davo`] i play my own cock flute while looking at your pictures, wearing nothing but pantyhose while sitting on a butt plug, painted green, to remind me of the greenhouse effect we're causing to the earths atmosphere. it pains me. god, it pains me.
[@qui] Davo` - you really are fucked in the head!

[ a-r|vendetta ] it'll take me 2-3 months to save 2k..
[ Marik ] takes you two month to earn ?400
[ a-r|vendetta ] No
[ Marik ] thats what you just said
[ a-r|vendetta ] When?
[ Marik ] then
[ Linus` ] lol
[ a-r|vendetta ] No, i didnt.
[ a-r|vendetta ] ;[
[ Marik ] did too
[ a-r|vendetta ] liar
! a-r|vendetta slaps Marik
[ Marik ] dont call me a liar
[ a-r|vendetta ] lies
[ Marik ] you dont know me bitch!
[ Marik ] grow up.
[ a-r|vendetta ] yes i do
[ a-r|vendetta ] i went to your... school.
[ Marik ] i went in your...bed.

<+Davo`> does rag doll kung fu have multiplayer?
<Pobz> does Davo` bat for the home team?
<Pobz> all this and more Unsolved Mysteries, after the break
<+Davo`> GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SEXUALITY
<Pobz> ouch
<+Davo`> im not afraid to chloroform you and do you up the wrong'un, Pobz

* &Twigathy humps channel
* ~everyone comes on Twig
<&Twigathy> ....lovely. just what i always wanted. truly.
* &Twigathy drips sarcasm
<~everyone> you're dripping other stuff too

<Pobz> ask a lass if she likes elephants, when she says yes then u pull ur pockets out and get ur cock out
<+Davo`> i tried that once, actually
<Pobz> what did she do
<+Davo`> she grounded me from the internet for 3 weeks
<Pobz> tell me, was this your mother?
<+Davo`> oh yes

<Brocken> I can make a deadly weapon out of a gun, some bullets, and a large rubber penis
<[NZ]Rubberducky> if only for the ability to piss on people
<Brocken> throw the gun and the bullets at them as a distraction, then run at them and beat them to death with the large rubber cock :)

[@Catdaemon`] you know the word gullable isnt in the dictionary, go look
[+coldplasma] i know it isn't
[+coldplasma] there is no such word as 'gullable'

[17:06] <Janov> Why should I buy a Mac for ?1999.00 when I can get a Big Mac for only ?4?

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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