[Nihilanthic] buh
[Nihilanthic] a beautiful war is not
[Nihilanthic] and can never be
[Nihilanthic] even if I somehow only killed the ones responsible
[Nihilanthic] I'd still impact others emotionally
[Nihilanthic] so its a dirty, disgusting, bloody thing
[Ghost_Freeman] you sound like the part of me that feels regret.
[Ghost_Freeman] I mean, seriously. Did you leave my brain while I was playing NS?

(20:50) >>> netplit detected,
...

(21:13) @Ferg: heh
(21:13) @Ferg: someone was in the hub.uk rack
(21:13) @Ferg: and pulled the wrong cable =)

(@monkee) A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation..

(@Anti-Newb) ok, question, so with this card, http://www.newegg.com/app/viewProductDesc.asp?description=14-121-517&depa=0&manufactory=BROWSE. there is no way that i can use dual CRTmonitors with a splitter or anything?
(@OJSimpson) are you dumb?
(@Anti-Newb) yes

(D33): I've been out of the mobile phone loops for three years now, observing moronic people having personal conversations on busses or trains right next to me so I can learn things about their life and watching people walk along a road without a single glimpse away from their mobile screen
(D33): However, I've decided I want to start texting StarMonkey that I'm taking a poo whilst in the bathroom again
(D33): so I went out and bought the Razr v3
(Miserygut): lol.
(Miserygut): D33 = walking advert of the mod-tro man

<spanks> ARGH
<spanks> been having the smelliest farts all day and had what ithought was a genius idea
<spanks> had some lynx and just sprayed my ass with lynx
<spanks> it burns like fuck
<spanks> i cant fucking sit down
<spanks> happened like nearly 30 mins ago
<spanks> what the fuck do i do?
<spanks> gladim fucking alone tongiht im holding my arse cheeks apart so it doesnt burn as much
<Olsen`> you are truely a dumb fuck

[+CitrusC]: because a guy went into hospital
[+CitrusC]: missing lots of anal flesh
[+Diacyper]: dont
[+CitrusC]: and his ring ripped out
[+Diacyper]: JUST STFU NOW
[+Diacyper]: im gonna have to use violence
[+CitrusC]: ah ok
[+CitrusC]: and another guy came in with something very tight around his wrist. turns out he was fisting the guy and ripped his ring out, he had to get his hand removed as the ring had locked around his hand. Neat eh?
::: Part: (Diacyper) (diacyper@modem-765.lynx.dialup.pol.co.uk)
[+CitrusC]: lmao
[+CitrusC]: :D

<d`busy> so go fuk ur butters mum
<Wh1te> wtf is that supposed to mean?
<Wh1te> my butter doesn't have a mum

<Midz> i need to find out why my pc struggles to run 2k4 so much :/
<Brain_Murders> mine doesnt struggle to run it - I just suck incredibly
<Brain_Murders> in fact, if my performance at fps was converted to the sex services industry, I would be on trial for murdering people by sucking their bladder out through their penis

[00:49] <@stikky> christ, velvet and nyama pop round for a drink and it looks like someones thrown a hand grenade in here...
[00:50] <onions> they had a kid already? AND CALLED IT CHRIST?

<@Reerio> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p

<nntndgrl> wanna cyber?
<nntndgrl> what do you have on right now?
<ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?

<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though

+TAG|ExeC: mother fuckers
+TAG|ExeC: i just went to take a shit
+TAG|ExeC: so i went out the office
+TAG|ExeC: to the toilet
+TAG|ExeC: sat down
+TAG|ExeC: took a wicked dump
+TAG|ExeC: looked around
+TAG|ExeC: and no paper!
+TAG|ExeC: so
+TAG|ExeC: i pulled my trousers up
+TAG|ExeC: and hobbled
+TAG|ExeC: with my legs open
+TAG|ExeC: accross the office block
+TAG|ExeC: past this FIT secratary
+TAG|ExeC: who musta wondered wtf i was doing
+TAG|ExeC: to the other toilet
+TAG|ExeC: and there wasnt any in there
+TAG|ExeC: so i just went up 2 flights of stairs
+TAG|ExeC: to the remaining toilet
+TAG|ExeC: to whipe my arse
+TAG|ExeC: :|
+TAG|ExeC: fucking LONG
+TAG|ExeC: wipe :(

<NotCricket> Apparently the girl who moved in next door just got out of prison. -_-
<NotCricket> ...and she's been coming over to use my phone.
<Roger> She wants you. Bad.
<Roger> Put your spoon in her escape route, wink wink

<@qui> real life should have a fucking search function, or something - I can't find my fucking shoes. :[

<@zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us

<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.

<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?
<Tac0> dongles
<Tac0> now youre just makin shit up

<SoulBain> Female porn, you're straight. Male porn, you're gay. Dickgirl porn, you're a pansy. Furry porn, you're fat.
<Cait> All of the above at the same time?
<JDigital> You're Japanese.

<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL. :<

<Axem> So a friend of mine went to see Passion of the Christ, and at the part where they break Jesus's legs with the hammer, someone yells out "Stop!" He instinctively yells out "Hammertime!"

<CutieGirl900> JESUS DIED FOR U
<CutieGirl900> ALL OF US TO SAVE OUR SINS
<CutieGirl900> DO U KNOW WHAT SIN ARE
<Pancakes81> opposite over hypotenuse

<Fonzy2> i remmebr the days when there weraonly aorund 5 people in teh IRC channels
<Timwi> I remember the days when "teh" wasn't a word

<eloH> Imagine having sex with a woman, and then at the stroke of midnight, it turns into a man and your penis gets stuck in his testes.
<JDigital> EWW
<Demona> Oh my.
<thom|Ulysses> I COULD HAVE LIVED A PERFECTLY GOOD LIFE WITHOUT IMAGINING THAT

<Roger> Your penis is like an X-box. It's large and bulky, nobody really cares about it, and are too expensive.
<Roger> You penis is like an N-Gage. Small, easily ignored, and both terrible looking and to use.
<Roger> Your penis is like an NES. It's old and clunky, and there's no chance of new hardware, but your faithful friends still love it.
<Brentai> My penis is like a Dreamcast. It's the best there ever was and no, nobody wants it, thank you.
<Detonator> My penis is like a Game Boy Advance. I end up holding it way longer than I should.
<kayin> Detonator: And it keeps getting smaller and smaller?
<Detonator> ...yes
<Roger> Your penis is like a PS2. It's the standard, it's reliable, everyone loves it...but if someone looks at it funny it breaks
<kayin> Your is like an Atari Jaguar. It has a lot of buttons and looks like a toilet.
<Detonator> Your penis is like an Atari Lynx. It can support 8 friends, but not even one wants to share it with you.
<Roger> Your penis is like the N64. Everyone had real high hopes for it, but in the end it was a major disappointment.
<Detonator> Your penis is like the N64 Disk Drive. In the end, only a few Japanese businessmen have seen it.
<Kazz> Your vagina is like the Virtual Boy. It seems really cool, but it will suck someone's brains out.

[Bullet-Proof Jesus] Help please. Well sometimes my ping goes up to 600 but when i look in another direction its gone and its about 60 than i look back and boom its 600 :o
[Duffs[UK2]*] Dont look in the direction that gives you 600 ping
[Duffs[UK2]*] Dr Duffs.... NEXT !!!

Session Start: Sun Sep 19 15:39:05 2004
Session Ident: DeathCrawler
Session Ident: DeathCrawler (~u8627605@196.15.168.40)
<DeathCrawler> hi
<Twist4> lo
<DeathCrawler> whatz up
<Twist4> who are you?
<DeathCrawler> male/19
<DeathCrawler> u
<Twist4> male, 42
<DeathCrawler> cool
<DeathCrawler> give me 5 min
<DeathCrawler> i'll be back
[&#8224;] .::Quit::. DeathCrawler (~u8627605@196.15.168.40) (Quit: Disconnected)
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 15:43:53 2004

* Cythes has quit IRC (Quit: FFS THE POTATOE IS EXPLODING IN THE MICROWAVE AGAIN)
<kran> rofl

<@RiCoChEt> wow its really raining loads here
<@Matt-> rain?
<@Matt-> on irc?

<+Marik> and a pinner is?
<@stuie> a small dick
<+Marik> right..
<@stuie> so you
<@stuie> overall
<@stuie> are a small dick
<+Marik> Just think
<@stuie> ?
<+Marik> small dick = longer pleasure for women, large dick = short pleasure for women
<@Apples33d> pffffffft
<@Apples33d> lol
<@Apples33d> how wrong :P
<@stuie> LMAO!
<@bliv`> Lolol
<@bliv`> Marik is the best I swear
<@bliv`> xD

<Diabolic> like
<Diabolic> im trying not to wank for a week
<@[ME]Darkus|XYZ|> roflz
<@[ME]Darkus|XYZ|> good luck
<Diabolic> and on friday im gonna possibly get a bj from a girl that i met at my party
<@[ME]Darkus|XYZ|> o_O
<Diabolic> im gonna like
<Diabolic> well
<Diabolic> shes probably gonna have cum coming out of her nose
<@[ME]Darkus|XYZ|> no need ffs

<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.

<w00t> AND SHE HAS BOOBIES!! (yay.)
<Marx1> hehe
<Marx1> that's the priority
<w00t> But that
<w00t> is an extra.
<w00t> Like air conditioning :P
<Marx1> a/c is like standard in the states
<Marx1> if you don't have it you have a pre 1975 car :P
<w00t> same here now :P
<w00t> so in other words,
<w00t> boobies are virtually standard,
<w00t> unless you ahve a recent model :p
<w00t> in which case they get fitted with time

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<+Cord> FU Q
<+Cord> i cant OP now
<+Cord> n/m
<S6|Tonee> HAR HAR CORDLESS
<S6|Tonee> HAR HAR CORDLESS
<S6|Tonee> HAR HAR CORDLESS
<S6|Tonee> HAR HAR CORDLESS
<S6|Tonee> HAR HAR CORDLESS
<S6|Tonee> HAR HAR CORDLESS
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+ICS|Robbie sets mode +0wn3ed

* +Cord offers Matthew- a cheap shag
<@Matthew-> how cheap?
<+Cord> as cheap as mud
<+Cord> and as dirty

<Laity> this chick had her friend tell me, she's liked me since middle school
<Laity> that's over 5 freakin years
<Al_Koholic> haha
<Al_Koholic> Is she hot?
<Al_Koholic> "No."
<Al_Koholic> "She has a hot personality"
<Laity> i think she is
<Laity> well, not amazingly hot
<Al_Koholic> Just a good personality, no?
<Al_Koholic> "She's a great person"
<Laity> i put her pic on the net
<Laity> lemme find it
<Laity> (No, i'm not pathetic, i run our class website)
<Al_Koholic> haha, and that's not pathetic?

<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"

(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around and got a cheeper one with same sized hd and a recording feature
(+BarnacleBob): i pods are by far the dominant portable music player in san francisco.... even over regular cd players
(@Zaphod): But on the other hand, gay sex is by far the preffered sexual persuasion in San Fransisco, but that doesn't mean its best for the rest of the planet :)

<simon-say> asking for relationship advice on irc is like asking for computer help at mcdonalds

<ozzy> Mace?
<ozzy> Could you link me to a WMP10 d/l?
<Mace> Hi, I'm Google. I'm useful.

<Rogue> A few weeks ago my youngest came running out of the bedroom, using his underwear as a gun holdster, pulled out the gun, shot me with the little suction cup thing, then said "Gimme your money". Tell me that isn't a smart kid. It kills his victim before robbing them. Less of a struggle.
<frostyfx> wow you are a good father

<@qui> you know oxy, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thinking all retards can achieve the impossible :)

(@Jordz) i have realy fuck it up this this girl i like
(@Jordz) cos i was chating to her and she was like real nice and all
(@Jordz) so i took her to Mc D's
(@Jordz) and when i come back i shut the car door on her hand and broke it

<NukNuk> lets play some css
<Qwertywasd> Ok
<Qwertywasd> lets
<Qwertywasd> Alright team lets move out!
<Qwertywasd> The Bomb Has Been Planted
<NukNuk> Fire in the hole!
<theGreenBunny> it all makes sense now
<Qwertywasd> Lets Go Go Go!
<b3nn1> Beep
<b3nn1> Beep
<NukNuk> beep
<Necro^Sick> Enemy Spotted!
<Qwertywasd> You Take The Point
<b3nn1> Beep *faster beep*
<b3nn1> Beep *faster beep*
<b3nn1> Beep *faster beep*
* Andrew sets mode: +b *!*@xdsl-213-168-110-71.netcologne.de
b3nn1 was kicked by Andrew (Repeating (3r in 10s), 15m tempban! <76>)
<Maxi^> The bomb has been defused
<Qwertywasd> lmfao
<Maxi^> Counter-terrorists win

<DarkJedi> i need sometihng new that doesnt suck
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<poochie> well that rules out your MOM
<Presage> ROFL
<DarkJedi> ;(

(oSiRuS) I'm 19 years old and I have absolutely NO experience with women. Never had a kiss, never had a hug, never had so much as a handshake, and I have no idea why.
(oSiRuS) I'm not a nerd. I don't have acne or glasses, I'm not fat. There's really nothing wrong with me, I just can't understand why I'm such a worthless candidate for dating.
(@KillJoy) try walking out of the front door