<Tim> mindy is rick
<ShootinStar> mindy's rick's fiance
<ShootinStar> not rick.
<Tim> wife
<ShootinStar> oh
<ShootinStar> yeah
<Tim> bitch
<Tim> =p
<ShootinStar> lol
<ShootinStar> wedding's already happened?
<ShootinStar> why don't i know about these things
<Tim> Cause your never fucking around
<ShootinStar> haha
<ShootinStar> i'm always fucking around
<ShootinStar> wait
<ShootinStar> that has double meanings

Nick: downer : [ purplehavana ]
(bluehavana) what
Nick: bluehavana : [ upper ]
(purplehavana) :D
Nick: purplehavana : [ bluehavana ]
Nick: upper : [ downeer ]
(Global) NickServ: `bluehavana' registered by ~downer@9FB53D22B7C95649FB64C6CBDDCCFx (e-mail: haha@haha.com)
Nick: bluehavana : [ downer ]
Nick: downeer : [ bluehavana ]
* Quits: bluehavana (~bluehavan@36FC3889DE49B3B17D95DD776F2Ax) : [ SVSKilled: GHOST command used by downer ]
(impic) LOL
(downer) owned

<@Audun> "the worst thing I've done? Probably when I ran out of tomatoes and had to pick some up from the trashbin that hadn't been emptied in three days" quoting a kebab maker I once "knew"
<@SoleX^> i dont eat kebabs anyways
<@Audun> and when we stood there talking to him a man walks up and says "two hot dogs, and please get them warm this time"
<+Eunoch> ew

<@Audun> me englishteacher didn't know what a platypus was :S

<Mahsroh> that would be cool if there was a loli realdoll
<Mahsroh> It'd be easier than molesting real children
<Mahsroh> just order one up
<Trucidation> But dolls don't scream
<The_Bug> or giggle
<Mahsroh> and you don't have to wait eight years for it to get sexy

[@EFA|Kamikaze] she was a college student. Weird that I can remember an upskirt image of her, but not her face :/

[D33]: Pod should have his own scifi movie
[D33]: like
[D33]: I,Pod.
[D33]: ahahahaha
[Pod]: AHAGGAAGGd
[D33]: fucking ahaha
[D33]: aah
[D33]: i made myself laugh
[D33]: ;(
[D33]: I,Pod
[D33]: aha
[[Matt]]: thats a bad sign
[Sierro]: hehe
** Sierro hugs D33

-> nick: (Primar) is now known as (Primar|ghey)
-> nick: (Primar|ghey) is now known as (Primar)
(@naJ`) lol
(@naJ`) had 2nd thoughts then?
(+Primar) :P
(+Primar) it was demonstrating the effectiveness of NNscript at changing nicks
(+Primar) though people now think I'm gay, I believe it was a good trade off

[Waswat]: there was an ant crawling on my monitor once and i tryed to kill it with my mouse... cursor :/

+Acid_Phreak: Njae. I?m getting broadband :D
+Zei-Zei: hmm
+Zei-Zei: try to enjoy it
+Zei-Zei: had to check my dictionary for that
+Acid_Phreak: Yeah, I will!
+Zei-Zei: (didnt find)
+Acid_Phreak: broadband?
+Zei-Zei: yes
+Zei-Zei: never heard the word
+Zei-Zei: and think its somekind of word u dont learn in school
+Acid_Phreak: Makes you surf on the internet faster for example!
+Acid_Phreak: Like a faster Internet!
@Deadboyspoem: its a provider Zei
+Zei-Zei: oh
@Deadboyspoem: very fast
+Zei-Zei: i tought it was a per?pukama....
+Zei-Zei: (haemorrhoids)
> Zei-Zei blushes

<D33> k
<D33> picture the scene
<D33> there i was, driving down the carridgeway at a steady 90mph
<D33> the road was clear, life was good, i had no troubles
<D33> WHEN BAM
<D33> a fucking bird
<D33> flies out of nowhere
<D33> hits my windscreen wipers
<D33> then the windscreen
<D33> feathers, blood, bits of bird, you fucking name it
<D33> all over the place
<ManiC^> kitchen sink ?
<D33> well fuck me tbh :/
<Synbios> :/
<jimbobaggies> no ta
<D33> I'm still trying to get to grips with it
<D33> I have .... bird blood... on my car..
<ManiC^> pressure washer
<D33> and feathers...
<ManiC^> :p
<D33> FEATHERS FFS!
<Drkwoman> murdered by d33
<Drkwoman> :<
<Synbios> well, you did what Dick Dastardly has been trying to do for 35 years
<ManiC^> lol
<jimbobaggies> roflmfao
<jimbobaggies> catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon....

[SG196]: yo
[SG196]: anyone here know where to get the HL2 beta
[Inh|sandler]: yes
[CitrusC]: We've all got it
[Inh|sandler]: www.w00tw00thl2beta.com/download.php
[SG196]: really?
[CitrusC]: This community is based on warez
[CitrusC]: Yeah, munro distributes it
[SG196]: sweet
[CitrusC]: think onions has it, too
[SG196]: finally, god has answered me
[CitrusC]: just pm him
[CitrusC]: he'll dcc it over
[SG196]: www.w00t gave me an error
[Inh|sandler]: :|
[SG196]: said it doesnt exist
[CitrusC]: fucking site
[SG196]: We can't find "www.w00tw00thl2beta.com/download.php"
[CitrusC]: They updated the server last week
[Inh|sandler]: guess it's down or smth
[CitrusC]: and it doesn't fucking respond anymore
[CitrusC]: their server has so many errors lately
[SG196]: can you send it to me?
[CitrusC]: Ain't got the iso, sorry
[CitrusC]: We got a updated version, not that 'patched' beta
[CitrusC]: It's nearly the final game!
[CitrusC]: We've been calling it .9 and only distribute it to our community, you see
[CitrusC]: keeps people here, ya know?
[SG196]: O_O
[CitrusC]: most of the mods have worked on it, in some form or another
[SG196]: any other links?
[SG196]: must...get...
[SG196]: X_X
[CitrusC]: Abom: Andrew|Work, Atari, ComradeBadger, D33, Himself, HotSoup, kayjay, onions, SeiferZ and sm|gone all did coding on it
[CitrusC]: stalker and synth did the audio
[CitrusC]: sorry mate, dcc only
[@SeiferZ]: :/
[CitrusC]: We try to keep it in the community, you know?
[Inh|sandler]: dcc only? it's 1.39gb
[Inh|sandler]: will take years
[CitrusC]: Well, you didn't mind waiting
[CitrusC]: you got past that prison boss, yet?
[SG196]: how long on DSL
::: Mode: (SeiferZ) sets (+b *!~SG196@###)
::: This (*!~SG196@###) ban affects (SG196)
::: Kick: (SG196) was kicked by (SeiferZ) (no :/)

-PM-

[SG196]: what happend?
[CitrusC]: He kicked you I think
[CitrusC]: damn, he banned you :/
[SG196]: !!!!!!!!
[SG196]: nooooo
[CitrusC]: sorry, there is normally a sign up thing any everythig
[CitrusC]: I'm not menta speak about it to people who ain't registered t oit
[SG196]: can you ask him to let me join or something?
[SG196]: all i wanted was HL2 :'(
[CitrusC]: I already told you too much, I'm so sorry man :( - check out www.halflife2world.com - if they are still active - they have another modified beta.. think they stole ours, too.
[CitrusC]: Well, I guess the good thing is that it is out in a month :)
[SG196]: lol, he wont let me come back?
[CitrusC]: I doubt it, seiferZ is a real badass.
[SG196]: you werent supposed to tell me about the project?
[SG196]: that you guys were working on
[CitrusC]: No, I wasn't
[CitrusC]: It can get us in a lot of trouble.
[SG196]: tell him ill keep my mouth shut
[SG196]: i promise
[CitrusC]: You see, we try to act like a respectable community, just for the cover, but we are actually trying to get hl2 sourcecode :/
[CitrusC]: He said if I carry on about it, he is going to ban me, too
[SG196]: lol
[SG196]: oh, what your doing is kinda illegal then, i see
[SG196]: and you dont want to get in trouble?
[SG196]: i can understand that
[CitrusC]: That's the idea, mate :(
[SG196]: lol, you dont have to worry with me, ill be quiet, ill probably forget about it in the next few days lol
[CitrusC]: Thank you so much, I am grateful.
[SG196]: i just wish your buddies would let me back =/
[CitrusC]: I can't do anything about it... sorry..
[SG196]: dang
[SG196]: :(
[SG196]: well, thats ok i guess
[SG196]: what are you guys gonna do with the code?
[SG196]: I have no idea what its for
[CitrusC]: Well, we were planning to create our own version of hl2, like, adding new enemies, some AI, etc.
[SG196]: cool
[SG196]: like a HL2 b4 HL2?
[SG196]: or something
[CitrusC]: We've currently got people working round the clock on valve relations, you see
[CitrusC]: We have so far managed to con them into lending one of their servers
[CitrusC]: it is only a matter of time.. they will let down their defenses..
[CitrusC]: Then we will STRIKE! ^_^
[SG196]: just hope you dont get caught
[SG196]: then there would be court cases like crazy
[CitrusC]: Seriously, have you never heard of munro and Badger?
[SG196]: nope
[CitrusC]: They used to do work with MICROSOFT
[CitrusC]: anti-hackers
[CitrusC]: they can crack anything man
[CitrusC]: Guess what..
[SG196]: they're on your team?
[CitrusC]: I shouldn't tell you this.. but we are the guys that managed to break into the valve server in the first place
[CitrusC]: Yup ^_^
[SG196]: lol
[SG196]: that whole stolen source code was you guys?
[CitrusC]: Yes :D
[SG196]: LOL!
[SG196]: didnt someone get caught though?
[CitrusC]: Yeah.. :/
[CitrusC]: We lost a guy called starmonkey..
[CitrusC]: He backed his stuff up too often.. they got him
[CitrusC]: I miss that guy
[SG196]: i read that 2 guys got caught tho
[SG196]: maybe misinfo
[CitrusC]: only the one, mate
[SG196]: what happened to him
[CitrusC]: We don't know, man
[CitrusC]: it's like he fucking diserpied
[CitrusC]: scary as shit
[CitrusC]: :/
[CitrusC]: His server doesn't exsist anymore, even all his logs are gone
[SG196]: jeez
[SG196]: does valve suspect you guys?
[CitrusC]: get this, you know the serial numbers on his machine?
[CitrusC]: We did a trace on them via microsoft.. They don't exist anymore..
[SG196]: O_o
[CitrusC]: Valve ain't got a clue :D
[SG196]: well thats good
[SG196]: on that site you gave me
[SG196]: where is the HL2 game
[[SG196]: lol
[CitrusC]: Look, I can't speak about it anymore, man
[SG196]: cant find it
[CitrusC]: Ask in their forums
[SG196]: oh, i understand
[CitrusC]: CAn't speak anymore, stripping the time tags is going to take long enough
[CitrusC]: thanks
[SG196]: you dont have to worry bout me
[SG196]: from here on we cant talk to each other?
[CitrusC]: That would be best :(
[SG196]: :(
[SG196]: that sux
[SG196]: your cool tho
[SG196]: you haxored teh valve
[SG196]: :P
[SG196]: hey CitrusC, just do one thing
[CitrusC]: Yeah?

(at this point we actually thought he caught on)

[SG196]: dont ever do what you just did right now
[CitrusC]: :D
[SG196]: cause the next person might be from valve
[SG196]: :P
[CitrusC]: roflmao
[CitrusC]: Actually, I'm giving you credit for taking it so well, lol
[SG196]: hey, lol, its true
[SG196]: im actually think its halarious that you guys did that
[SG196]: sucks that your guy got caught tho
[CitrusC]: lol
[SG196]: just never talk to anyone like you did to me
[SG196]: just for your safety
[CitrusC]: I'm sorry man, just find it proper funny, dunno why
[SG196]: id actually like you guys to get the code and do your stuff :D
[CitrusC]: we should really stop communication, man.. I could be being monitored for all we know
[SG196]: i would help but your friend blocked me and i dont know jack about hacking
[SG196]: yah
[SG196]: that too
[SG196]: since bush made that stupid bill
[CitrusC]: Seriously man, don't speak :(
[SG196]: im not gonna tell anyone dude
[SG196]: well, thanks for talking, cya forever probably
[CitrusC]: Ok, on behalf of this guy who feels sorry for you:
[CitrusC]: Half-life 2 .net is actually a respectable community and we were infact having you on for asking about the beta. XD
[CitrusC]: All of the above is rubbish, complete and utter rubbish! :X
[SG196]: yup
[CitrusC]: oh, fuck it man
[SG196]: what
[CitrusC]: No point trying to cover the shit up, I told you too much already
[CitrusC]: Just don't tell no-one, ok?
[SG196]: i told you i wont, who will listen to a 14 yr old CPU geek
[SG196]: lol
[CitrusC]: Thanks man. I've noted ya addy, will give you a shout when we get it finished, k?
[SG196]: if anyone asks me if we talked to each other, ill deny it ok
[CitrusC]: K dude

<@wasdwasd> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

<+Kamikaze> Thou shalt hoist oneself upon thy ship of good sportsman, For thy days of "GG" and "NICE Shot" hath past, "GG" shalt be "BS" thy "Nice Shot" shalt be "AIMBOT!!1!1". - Teh Book of Noob Chapter 8:12

<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url?

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

[18:05] <onions> hi
[18:05] <_boeGeN_> hi
[18:05] <onions> need unbanned?
[18:05] <_boeGeN_> plz unban!!!
[18:05] <onions> ?20
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> ?????
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> fuck you
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> i will haxor you
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> tonight
[18:06] <_boeGeN_> OK ??
[18:14] <onions> sounds good
[18:14] <onions> bit of a problem though, you don't have my IP
[18:15] <onions> but if you'd like to tell me how you plan on "haxor"ing me, i'd maybe take you seriously
[18:15] -> [_boeGeN_] VERSION
[18:18] <onions> my swedish isn't very good, but i'm sure comhem have english speaking employees
[18:18] <onions> would you like me to give them a log of this, and another threat you made tonight?
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> lol
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> okay
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> im sorry
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> PLZ
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> i wont do again
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> please dont
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> onions
[18:19] <_boeGeN_> im sorry
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> i was just joking
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> my mother will kill me
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> please dont
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> PLEASE!!
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> i beg you
[18:20] <onions> i'll think about it :)
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> no
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> wait
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> it was a joke
[18:20] <_boeGeN_> please
[18:21] <onions> too late, email sent
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> NO
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> WAIT
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> im so sorry
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> DAMN
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> :(
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> mom will shut off internet
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> please
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> ffs
[18:22] <onions> hehe, only fucking with you :D
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> oh
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> :D:D:D:D
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> im so sorry
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> you lighened my burden
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> i will never do bad things again im sorry
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> but im only 14
[18:22] <_boeGeN_> please forgive me
[18:23] <onions> heh, alright

(@onions) why is it that every conversation i take part in ends in discussing my sexual preferences and/or hair colour? :'(

BUZZ!!!
Klynton: yes
scousersrule2002: who r u?
Klynton: Me
scousersrule2002: how do u know me?
Klynton: think you started a random chat with me a while back
scousersrule2002: ahwell heres something more random fuck off!
Klynton: i see
scousersrule2002: u see what? gay people? maybe you should not go to them places then
Klynton: heh, you 14 or something
scousersrule2002: no im 20 actually so dont try to come onto bender
scousersrule2002: me*
Klynton: You message me then complain about me talking to you. Hah.
scousersrule2002: cos ur a gay wanker!
Klynton: if you're through I'm trying to do work
scousersrule2002: haha u call that work?
scousersrule2002: lol
scousersrule2002: ur a first class prick who sucks dick outside gay bars
Klynton: if you're going to attempt to insult me can you at least use proper grammar
Klynton: it's not that difficult
scousersrule2002: whooooooooooooooo
scousersrule2002: yeah but its fucking long
scousersrule2002: and i dont wanna type slow like u do
scousersrule2002: this way i can do 4 insults 2 ur 1
scousersrule2002: you yahooligan
Klynton: I'm busy doing work on the other screen
Klynton: but if you really want a war
scousersrule2002: lol
Klynton: then i can give you one
scousersrule2002: war now u8r talking
scousersrule2002: come on then bin laden
Klynton: hahhaa
Klynton: you called that a war?
Klynton: are you as retarded in real life as you sound online
scousersrule2002: and u call anything a war ill get my hacking tools out prick
Klynton: or are you worsew?
Klynton: ahahaha
scousersrule2002: worsew? great grammer!
Klynton: 'grammer'
Klynton: priceless
Klynton: grammar prick
Klynton: you get these hacking tools from 'imalameassscriptkiddie.net?
Klynton: can you actually hack yourself
scousersrule2002: no im no script kiddie
Klynton: or do you have to use macrovirusmaker.exe?
Klynton: ya don't appear to be typing very fast
scousersrule2002: i dont use none of that shit i make all my own shit in C++
Klynton: even using your quick method
Klynton: C++ eh
Klynton: wow
scousersrule2002: im having a few wars here
Klynton: I'm so impressed /sarcasm
Klynton: bet ya are
scousersrule2002: and some pearl and delphi
Klynton: pearl?
Klynton: hahahhahahaa
scousersrule2002: fuck off
Klynton: no a in it cocksucker
Klynton: you wanted a war
scousersrule2002: yeah i do
scousersrule2002: so what u got 4 me?
Klynton: and delphi is just visual turbo pascal
Klynton: a noob version of algol
scousersrule2002: i wanted a war not a computer fair
scousersrule2002: im still online m8
Klynton: well in round about way I'm merely proving you are a lame script kiddie
scousersrule2002: come on mr expert ddos me
scousersrule2002: crash my pc
scousersrule2002: fuck me over prove u know shit
Klynton: Sorry I'm not 14 any more
scousersrule2002: ill even give u a open port
Klynton: you'd probably just report me
Klynton: and as a member of the BCS I'm meant to resist this sort of thing
scousersrule2002: i wont report u
Klynton: I got loads of open ports though
Klynton: if you want a dabble
scousersrule2002: lol
scousersrule2002: and u report me?
Klynton: nope I'm fair game
scousersrule2002: just let me sort my proxies out
scousersrule2002: what u expecting?
Klynton: in respect to what?
scousersrule2002: in respect to how far u want me to go?
Klynton: easiest way would be to reset the modem. Easy to get it, lots of open ports on it. Won't damage anything and will prove you can actually do things
Klynton: simple interface
scousersrule2002: what so u want me to d/c u with a ping from a unreachable ip?
Klynton: yeah go for it
scousersrule2002: mmmmmm should i? i dont know shit lol how do i get ur ip?
Klynton: you can't get an ip?
scousersrule2002: oh in dos
scousersrule2002: duh
Klynton: want me to tell you? tell you what maybe I should walk outside my room and reset it myself then we'll pretend you actually know to f=do it eh?
scousersrule2002: u with karoo yeh
Klynton: maybe
scousersrule2002: course u r
scousersrule2002: u adsl?
Klynton: what difference does it make?
scousersrule2002: just wanna know what size packet 2 send
Klynton: I'll let you find out from the ip address
Klynton: tis a simple task
scousersrule2002: u gareth?
Klynton: why?
scousersrule2002: cos i dont wanna fuck the wrong ip now do i?
Klynton: >
scousersrule2002: u best not grass me
Klynton: i won't
scousersrule2002: any port scans?
Klynton: I'm not going to run you through doing it
Klynton: you either know or you don't
scousersrule2002: just wanna make surfe i got u
scousersrule2002: i do but i got 5 karoo ip's here
Klynton: 20% chance then
scousersrule2002: lol
scousersrule2002: i dont like them odds
Klynton: just throw a ten sided die
Klynton: and go with the resulting ip
scousersrule2002: and when i got u then its ur go ok?
Klynton: yeah
Klynton: whatever
scousersrule2002: to do the same task ok?
Klynton: I'm getting bored here
scousersrule2002: just getting all my info together
Klynton: if ya gonna do something do it
scousersrule2002: just tell me have i touched ur ip yet?
Klynton: no help I'm afraid
Klynton: is this going to take much longer, as I may have to pop out and get more booze soon
scousersrule2002: u booze? u get pissed on lemonade
Klynton: 'yus' thats right
Klynton: Actually absinthe is my poison. Although a nice scotch has to do at moment
Klynton: trying to find a place that sells black absinthe
Klynton: as the green is just boring now
scousersrule2002: i know a place
scousersrule2002: want the url?
Klynton: probably noobsareus.com
scousersrule2002: nah
scousersrule2002: u got ya drink?

<at this point I got my housemate Arthur who recognised the name to join in, his log is below the main one?
Klynton: yep
Klynton: you going to do owt
Klynton: script kiddie boy
scousersrule2002: boy?
scousersrule2002: im female
Klynton: shemale more like
scousersrule2002: whatever
Klynton: come on, if you write your own tools in c++ use one of threm
Klynton: anyway to the booze ->
scousersrule2002: ill sort u when u come back
Klynton: sort me while I'm gone
Klynton: the modem will inform me
scousersrule2002: ok darling
scousersrule2002: dont be gone long
scousersrule2002: e
Klynton: come on
Klynton: 213.249.214.156 Dialup modem
Klynton: tis you
Klynton: aint that difficult
scousersrule2002: ill find out 4 u
scousersrule2002: dunno find out
scousersrule2002: i know ur on 2 names
scousersrule2002: u find me through ur website?
Klynton: 2 names?
scousersrule2002: so what u got 4 me?
Klynton: 2 names?
scousersrule2002: yeh
Klynton: what do you mean 2 names?
scousersrule2002: the guy who sent me 2 ur site
Klynton: what guy was that
scousersrule2002: ur m8
Klynton: I have many mates
Klynton: you'd have to ellaborate
scousersrule2002: no
Klynton: i see
scousersrule2002: come on then u attack my pc
scousersrule2002: then ill set my friends on ya
scousersrule2002: and u might be doing computer science at hull wow
Klynton: I said I would attack you once you had proved you were not a script kiddie. Which I suppose you have, being unable to do anything at all even with those programs
scousersrule2002: but my m8 is getting a double first honours at oxford in computer science
Klynton: it's very sad not to be able to find a simple ip address
scousersrule2002: i got ur ip prick
Klynton: and I would suggest that you not try to 'scare' people if you can't sdo anything
Klynton: what is it then?
Klynton: if you actually found out then tell me what it is.
scousersrule2002: 213.249.245.114
Klynton: indeed it is. So after finding that, how come you can't do a DOS attack one me. Given that you have 'written programs in c++ to do that'
scousersrule2002: cos im doing shit loads of shit here
Klynton: ahahahahha
scousersrule2002: so i know u was on 2 names cos i had ur ip many times
Klynton: lame excuse of the year award goes to you
Klynton: I will admit you found me because of that
Klynton: and no it wasn't me talking to you
Klynton: aembleton is my housemate
Klynton: who was stringing you along, the comedy when you asked for help in doing 'a simple task' that you threatened to do for ages
scousersrule2002: lol i knew it was u
Klynton: and clearly know nothing about
Klynton: I would avise that you don't repeat that kind of threat to another person after your abismal attempt here. And I' m not sure but your complete n00bness might *just* make it onto www.i-rox.com a site for online quotes that are highly amusing.
scousersrule2002: haha
Klynton: And so I will say goodbye to you. You have been shown to be a fool who talks big, but knows nothing
scousersrule2002: lol
scousersrule2002: whatever ill be back l8r
scousersrule2002: when im more aware

Mean while Arthurs log
amembleton (22:40:30): lo
scousersrule2002 (22:40:41): hi
scousersrule2002 (22:42:08): what u after fa**o
amembleton (22:42:28): sorry, was wondering how you were doing
scousersrule2002 (22:42:30): can i ask a favour?
scousersrule2002 (22:42:40): sorry wrong message
amembleton (22:42:46): yeah
scousersrule2002 (22:42:52): so can u help me out
amembleton (22:42:56): of course i can
scousersrule2002 (22:43:20): whats ur pc skills like
amembleton (22:43:38): i am a computer science graduate. I am very good
amembleton (22:43:41): why?
scousersrule2002 (22:43:50): i need some help
amembleton (22:43:53): oh really
scousersrule2002 (22:43:58): kinda
amembleton (22:44:07): go on...
scousersrule2002 (22:44:12): errrmmmm
scousersrule2002 (22:44:22): how would i ping someone offline?
amembleton (22:44:59): its just a simple DOS attack
scousersrule2002 (22:45:09): i know that
scousersrule2002 (22:45:15): but what dos commands?
<at this point we both pissed ourselves laughing DOS attack is an attack done in MSDOS?>
amembleton (22:45:32): format c:\
scousersrule2002 (22:45:36): lolololol
amembleton (22:45:38): yeah
amembleton (22:45:44): you know better than that
scousersrule2002 (22:45:47): i dont wanna reinstall windows
amembleton (22:45:54): clearly you are very good with computers
scousersrule2002 (22:46:01): yeh and so r u
scousersrule2002 (22:46:25): i was only asking no need for the sarcasm i am female
amembleton (22:47:08): sorry you can't really attack someone offline
scousersrule2002 (22:47:17): they are online
amembleton (22:47:18): who are you trying to attack? I might be able to help
scousersrule2002 (22:47:24): i wanna send them offline d/c them
amembleton (22:48:03): have you got their ip?
scousersrule2002 (22:48:19): i dont how to get it
scousersrule2002 (22:48:23): know*
amembleton (22:48:26): how do you know them?
scousersrule2002 (22:48:34): off here
amembleton (22:48:41): yahoo messenger?
scousersrule2002 (22:48:44): yes
amembleton (22:48:52): why do you want to get rid of them?
amembleton (22:49:02): why don't you just block them?
scousersrule2002 (22:49:03): he asked me to prove i could do it
amembleton (22:49:09): do you fancy him?
scousersrule2002 (22:49:19): oh yes
scousersrule2002 (22:50:10): so r u gonna help me or not
amembleton (22:50:16): yes
scousersrule2002 (22:50:31): so what commands?
amembleton (22:50:32): i'm not sure exactly how to go about it
amembleton (22:50:41): there aren't any commands in windows
scousersrule2002 (22:50:48): u must do if ur a computer science graduate
scousersrule2002 (22:50:56): its in dos u said
amembleton (22:51:21): no, i meant DOS (Denial of Service). Its where you send lots of commands to a computer and then it gives up and dies
amembleton (22:51:25): don't worry
amembleton (22:51:36): whats his username?
scousersrule2002 (22:52:05): i dont want u to do it
scousersrule2002 (22:52:22): i have to do it
amembleton (22:52:24): ok
amembleton (22:52:27): i'm thinking
scousersrule2002 (22:53:23): ok
scousersrule2002 (22:53:31): u know anyone called klynton
amembleton (22:54:59): i know klynton.com
amembleton (22:55:03): that might be the same person
amembleton (22:55:07): www.klynton.com
scousersrule2002 (22:55:10): whats there?
amembleton (22:55:16): a personal website
scousersrule2002 (22:55:28): how do u know him?
amembleton (22:55:37): i don't. one of my friends knows him
scousersrule2002 (22:55:42): ok
amembleton (22:57:12): sorry, i'm stil working on it
scousersrule2002 (22:57:15): ok
amembleton (22:57:18): its difficult to do it from window
amembleton (22:57:20): windows
amembleton (22:57:29): not as many functions and tools for that sort of thing
scousersrule2002 (22:57:35): unix?
scousersrule2002 (22:57:38): linux?
amembleton (22:57:41): unix or linux would do
scousersrule2002 (22:57:53): hmmmmm
amembleton (23:00:22): have you visited klynton.com yet
scousersrule2002 (23:00:37): yeah could not be arsed 2 read that bollocks

[BadHat] "This clip contains profanity, graphic violence, and bloodshed. Viewer discretion is advised."
[BadHat] i was like 'cool, pron'
[Pinapoke] graphic violence and bloodshed.. that's some really weird porn
[BadHat] nah, dead boobies is still boobies

[15:59] (D33|BTBilling): StarMonkey, I have a few good sites for you to look at, they're ... oh wait.. you're 56k
[15:59] (D33|BTBilling): snigger

[16:02] (StarMonkey): i have an idea

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[16:04] (StarMonkey): aAAAAAAHAHAhah
[16:04] (deff): pwned
[16:04] (deff): :E
[16:04] (StarMonkey): me > d33

{@Ferg} still no-one has told me how im supposed to fit my sunglasses into this box when its too small for them
{Blood_God} use a hammer
{@Ferg} and this box is supplied by the manufacturer
{@Ferg} not a good idea! :p
{ProfLiebstrom} ferg they all fit in somehow
{@Ferg} i can fit them in at an angle
{@Ferg} but i'm not posting them off like that
{ProfLiebstrom} ferg its what happens when you are tight arse and dont buy decent glasses
{@Ferg} er
{@Ferg} ?250 oakleys?
{@Ferg} what do you class as decent ProfLiebstrom?
{@babyharpseal} ones that perhaps fit in the box would be a start

_Deviant: i just sent my msg too michael moore
_Deviant: only took me 40 mins too write
CitrusC: Did you mention my greeting?
_Deviant: nah i didnt want too sound retarded
_Deviant: i wanted to come across as intelegent and as someone who understands the ideas that he put across

<D33> yo bling bling, just been out cruisin with mah hommie in his 1991 Celica 2L, ya'll. FO Shizzle mah Nizzle bi'atch.. young two step boy racers trying to get all badass but we ran them down and left them in a dust cloud, yo.
<D33> bling.
<D33> o.O
<Pod> stfu

(Pobz) wcpuid, asus probe and MBM5 monitor all the hardware outputs of the system
(@synth|afk) Asus probe? that sounds sick
(Pobz) lol
(@synth|afk) ANUS PROBE
(@synth|afk) OMFG
(Pobz) actually yeah its just called Asus Probe

(Marik) the england foward
(Marik) where they playing?
(Marik) Sunderland ground?
(Synbios) ROFL!!!
(Pi|Mu|Rho) um..Marik?

{qui} You've been using the net for years and yet YOU'RE STILL ONE OF THE WORST FUCKING NEWBIES EVER CREATED!
{Nutsy} Qui and your still a shit eating little wank. But hay no ones perfeck
{Nutsy} t

<SimonP> I made my own bread last night
<SimonP> fuckin lovely it was too
<SimonP> so macca was right, i AM a master baker, i think thats what he said anyway
<NorthenSoul> I didnt 'kneed' to know that
<golan> You must be short of dough.
<yobojobo> i take these conversations with a pinch of salt
<blueQ> Well done mate. If I may offer a crumb of comfort.
<NorthenSoul> it didnt 'rise' to my expectations
<blueQ> Raise your glasses. A toast to Simon P
<NorthenSoul> We should lay on a spread
<Olden-McGroin> Well done, that's SOUPer.
<Olden-McGroin> I dont get it, what are we doing? :S
<NorthenSoul> were just grilling Si
<yobojobo> he made his first bread YEASTerday.
<NorthenSoul> Buttie was really good at it
<blueQ> Ahhh you're on a roll now aren't you NS?
<NorthenSoul> that was my naan reckons too
<yobojobo> yeah you're right. well done si. you must be your 'mothers pride' and joy
<blueQ> Cracker!
<Olden-McGroin> It's a PITTA that he didnt share it with us.
<NorthenSoul> Awww, germany just missed a sitter, the player put fairly medium slice on it
<blueQ> Obviously wanting a pizza the action
<NorthenSoul> has to earn his crust somehow mate
<blueQ> Well the manager said if he didn't perform tonight he was for the chop.
<NorthenSoul> was that the goalie?, butter fingers springs to mind
<Olden-McGroin> What are you two upto tonight? Im just LOAFing around.
<yobojobo> I think its safe to say that every possible bread related reply has been exhausted :|

[CitrusC]: speaking of respawn..
[CitrusC]: My mate blocked me earlier
[CitrusC]: His rabbit got killed by a bus
[CitrusC]: because it escaped
[CitrusC]: and I said 'ohhhh, I dunno, maybe it will respawn? You know, a whole new rabbit in the cage tomurra?'
[CitrusC]: response "fuck off. :/"
[CitrusC]: blocked
[Mitoboy]: lol
[Mitoboy]: Should have added, you know, it sounds like suicide, might be a petalty for that.
[CitrusC]: RABBIT | KILLS 2 | DEATHS 1 | SCORE -3
[CitrusC]: result: fucking n00b

(CitrusC) Can anyone here read the kerrang?
(CitrusC) That jewish book
(@[Matt]) wtf?
(CitrusC) About god and shit?
(CitrusC) It's like the jewish bible, I think
(@[Matt]) lol
(@[Matt]) Kerrang is my bible
(@[Matt]) but its not a jewish holy book you eeeejit
(Kuros^) CitrusC, kerrang? I really hope you don't mean the quoran? (Koran)
(Kuros) :q
(CitrusC) ?
(Kuros) ...
(CitrusC) Whatever
(CitrusC) it sounds like kerrang
(CitrusC) the jewish bible
(dura) best mispelling of the year.
(CitrusC) about allah
(Kuros) Please tell me you are not this ignorant.
(dura) I hope he's joking. :).
(CitrusC) ignorent??
(@[Matt]) CitrusC
(@[Matt]) allah = islamic name for god
(@[Matt]) khoran = islamic holy book
(CitrusC) ahh
(@[Matt]) eeeejit
(CitrusC) so it's the islamic bible?
(Kuros) O_O O_O O_O O_O
(Kuros) How old are you CitrusC? :0
(CitrusC) 17. Yourself?
(Kuros) 21.
(Kuros) Don't you learn religion at school?
(@[Matt]) if you wish to know the jewish holy book is called the tanakh
(CitrusC) Yeah, they tried to teach some of it
(@[Matt]) CitrusC
(@[Matt]) my holy book is the kerrang
(@[Matt]) ;)
(CitrusC) I can't say I payed much attention. Waste of time where I could be educated.
(CitrusC) Thought it was odd that the alternative music mag was named after it, tbh
(@[Matt]) rofl

(@[Matt]) hooray for grandparents with alzheimer's
(@[Matt]) just been to see my grandfather and he's been trying to give me pocket money
(Thargore) lol
(@[Matt]) then 5 mins later he tries to give me more
(@[Matt]) repeat for 1 hour
(DiSTuRbEdofX1) lol
(@[Matt]) pocket money
(+Chris_D) [22:01] <@[Matt]> repeast for 1 hour
(@[Matt]) im 26 ffs
(+Chris_D) you = rich
(Thargore) 3 benefits on alzheimer: you keep meeting new people, you never see reruns on tv and you keep meeting new people

(@SylverFyre) swedish women have hairy armpits tho ! :/
(@deff) nah thats germans
(@SylverFyre) lol
(@Brain_Murders) and shaved muffs - how bizarre - come home drunk and get your tongue stuck in the wrong place...

<@Melly> wot u getting for fathers day then
<@BlackPope|lapT> sex
<@BlackPope|lapT> lol
<@Melly> hahaha
<@Melly> didnt no ur son was inclined that way :E

<Thargore> eliminative materialism = the philosophical direction that says you can eliminate all sciences that dont directly relate to the world of matter
<Thargore> so physics, chemics and such
<Pinapoke> interesting..
<Thargore> on the basis that you can reduce all the mental to neural processes
<Pinapoke> so everything but boobies is bullshit?
<Thargore> ...

<Pinapoke> was half awake one morning to hear the others talking about the paint on their finger nails.. I thought some girl was painting nails and they did it for shits and giggles
<Pinapoke> I got out of my bunk and saw my hand, the first thing I said that day was "what the HELL?"
<Pinapoke> I don't want to know who did the prank, but I sure as hell don't want to know how they got access to my hand

[WTSnacks] Girls aren't on the internet.
[therealGoGo] i'm female you hoooo
[Lance] I don't believe you.
[WTSnacks] aslpixlol
[Lance] UNLESS YOU SHOW ME YER BEWBS
[[HCC]Freeman] yeah prove it
[Lance] THEN I'LL BELIEVE YOU
[[HCC]Freeman] show us your pics
[WTSnacks] I'll show you my boobs.
[[HCC]Freeman] lol
[Lance] Lawl, I am such a card.
[therealGoGo] phft, i didn't say you had to, i'm not going to waste my time taking pictures when i don't even have a cam-er-uuh just because you people are in denial
[Lance] A naked lady playing card at that.
[WTSnacks] You don't have a camera?
[[HCC]Freeman] she's a man
[therealGoGo] no
[WTSnacks] haha
[therealGoGo] -_- whatever
[Lance] Let's play tetris.
[Lance] :D

(17:40:53) (@Majestic_XII) or well... I'm not totally 100% up to date
(17:41:01) (zapher) you're always behind
(17:41:05) (zapher) always were :)
(17:41:21) (@Majestic_XII) but I made money for being behind last night!
(17:41:24) (@Majestic_XII) lol!
(17:41:28) (@Majestic_XII) that didnt come out right

<Bad-Co> Rach... Wanna shag ??? , If my hearts goto go through hell for 90 minutes , might as well do something productive
<+ENG|Morbaborba> lol
<ENG|Shazz> lol
<Baroness> erm...... LOL
<+Amanda-Jane> rofl, fantastic chat up line

[01:46] <Klynt> hmmmm
[01:46] <Klynt> just went to get some water
[01:46] <Klynt> not sure what is more disturbing, the fact that I could hear one my housemates having sex, or the fact that they were singing along to my music whilst doing it.
[01:46] <Klynt> I mean do I leave it? or find something with a real hard tune to follow
[01:47] <qui> lol
[01:47] <jonr_> arthur and lucy?
[01:47] <jonr_> man
[01:47] <Klynt> indeed
[01:47] <jonr_> not needed
[01:47] <jonr_> are you okay klynt?
[01:47] <Klynt> Yeah I stopped to have a quick wank outside the door of course
[01:48] <jonr_> ic
[01:48] <qui> spunk all over the hinges
[01:48] <Klynt> but after that I was fine
[01:48] <qui> stop them from creaking
[01:48] <Klynt> yeah you know
[01:48] <jonr_> qui is disgusting
[01:48] <Klynt> I'm glad you think qui's the perverted one
[01:48] <qui> hehe

<Brocken> gah, just been the hairdresser and she's made my hair look like ass :(
<EvilGrin> but Brocken, you look like ass anyway!

(@Melly) oo win a visit from wayne rooney with pringles
(@Melly) when he leaves, so has ur tv, hubcaps, dog, and best vase from the hallway

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<+Evil-Bunneh> do u know about the birds and the bees?
<@MikeFed> i no about birds and bees
<@MikeFed> well i no a little
<@MikeFed> i aint studied it or nefin
<+Evil-Bunneh> u no where babies come from?
<@MikeFed> just seen nature programs
<@MikeFed> cors!
<+Evil-Bunneh> good
<+Evil-Bunneh> they come from Growl
<@MikeFed> no they dont!
<+Evil-Bunneh> they do aye
<@MikeFed> lies
<+Evil-Bunneh> ask Q
<@MikeFed> i didnt come from Growl
<+Evil-Bunneh> u did
<@MikeFed> i didnt!
<@MikeFed> i dont even no him
<+Evil-Bunneh> ah
<+Evil-Bunneh> well
<+Evil-Bunneh> that can be explained
<+Evil-Bunneh> u see
<+Evil-Bunneh> u were adopted
<@MikeFed> and u no this HOW?!
<+Evil-Bunneh> i sold u
<@MikeFed> lies
<+Evil-Bunneh> nup
<+Evil-Bunneh> ask ur "living parents"
<@MikeFed> i was born in mums room
<@MikeFed> cos i asked em b4 of cors!
<@MikeFed> on her bed
<@MikeFed> !
<@MikeFed> cos i was a bit early
<+Evil-Bunneh> ROFL
<@MikeFed> and she cudent get 2 hospital in time
<+Evil-Bunneh> u norm come prematurly?
<@MikeFed> so a doctor came out
<@MikeFed> wtf!
<@MikeFed> how can i normal come prematurly
<+Evil-Bunneh> a doctor came out of ur mum?
<@MikeFed> i only came once
<+Evil-Bunneh> oh my
<@MikeFed> to deliver me!
<@MikeFed> so a doctor came out to deliver me
<+Evil-Bunneh> he was a pizza boy too?
<@MikeFed> no
<@MikeFed> a doctor
<@Growl> lol
<+Evil-Bunneh> he delivered u tho? did u tip him?
<@MikeFed> an 2 ambulance people
<+Evil-Bunneh> bludy hell
<@MikeFed> well we prolly paid him i dunno
<+Evil-Bunneh> u were a big order
<@MikeFed> i wasnt properly alive then
<@MikeFed> !

<sonuku> my mum started using msn the other day, and now i think she's trying to be "hip-hop and cool fresh jive yo" cause i walked into the house this morning, and she literally said "lol" to me
<WTSnacks> ...
<WTSnacks> I'm so sorry.

(@Sid`) can anyone help with phpbb forums?
(@Sid`) i seem to have locked the entire forum
(+Melly) lol Sid`
(+Melly) ur fked :D
(+Melly) well aslong as u didnt leave the forums afterwards
(@Sid`) are you breaking my balls Melly or do you know about this stuff?
* @Sid` is so screwed without fargo
(+Melly) im tellin ya truth
(+Toothpick) lol
(@Sid`) tell me what i did then?
(+Melly) if u lock forums completely and leave the forums, u cant get back in urself, never mind everyone else
(+Toothpick) what have you owned?
(+Melly) only way u can lock them is through the admin part
(@Sid`) i'm admin too
(@Sid`) where?
(+Melly) in which case u clicked the lock forums button
(@Sid`) where is that?
(+Melly) its in the admin bit sumwhere
(+Melly) ang on il look
(@|Kippa|) Get someone to hack it.
(+Melly) Disable board
(+Melly) This will make the board unavailable to users. Do not logout when you disable the board, you will not be able to log back in!
(+Melly) ? that what u done ?
(@Sid`) ta m8
(+Melly) if thats what uve done then its in
(@Sid`) i can log in though
(+Melly) general admin>configuration> click no
(+Melly) 6th option down
(@Sid`) that's still no
(@Sid`) it always has been
(@Sid`) therefore i don't think it's that
(+Melly) ;/ then ur forums arent locked
(@Sid`) they are :)
(@Sid`) www.****************.net
(+Melly) u mean people cant see certain forums?
(+Melly) i can see em
(+Melly) i think what u mean is the forum permissions
(+Melly) ?
(@Sid`) nope, i mean it says at the bottom, 'forum locked'
(+Melly) New posts No new posts Forum is locked
(+Melly) ?
(@Sid`) Forum is locked
(+Melly) lol
(+Melly) :E
(@Sid`) aye
(+Melly) class
(+Melly) 1 sec, me laughing to much
(+Melly) ok thats just a navigation to what the icons mean if u see them on the main forum
(+Melly) :E
(@Sid`) twa.....
(+Melly) u see the lill circle icons on the forums with white square in
(@Sid`) its fecking not
(@Sid`) every thread is locked
(+Melly) that means no new posts, if it has a pad on it, it means the forum is locked
(+Melly) thas all
(@Sid`) cos i probably did it to the main ones
(@Sid`) and not the new ones :/
* @Sid` goes off to feel silly
(+Melly) :E
* +Melly slaps D hat on Sid`
(@Sid`) big fecking D too
(+Melly) ah gr8 tbh
(+Melly) that even beats sumone asking why there pc wasnt working at work during a powercutt lmao

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* Brain_Murders sighs expansively
<Brain_Murders> bloody youngsters - if they cant shag it or drink it, they set light to it and inhale the fumes...

<FuzeoN> one thing id give dissarray respect for is his persistance
<FuzeoN> hes never been good but still carries on practicing and playing when most would have said balls to it ages ago

<Mister-X-> in denmark, 14 year old girls look like girls on 18
<Mister-X-> sometimes you see a perfect ass, and you think JEES but when you get closer, she might only be 12-13 years old

<Darwin> scottish ppl are just rebelling against their superiors
<Darwin> its naturally peasent behaviour