[03:58] <BadHat> who shampoos their pubes?
[03:59] <rG`DethGaunt> who doesnt ?
[03:59] <CrazyHarij> haha
[03:59] <BadHat> i just soap em when im in a hurry =/
[03:59] <@Andrew> i come online and you're talking about pubes?
[03:59] <CrazyHarij> I trim and shampoo's mine everyday.. I'm trying to get a good haircut
[03:59] <@Andrew> FFS
[03:59] * @Andrew (pogamer@adsl-213-249-187-191.karoo.KCOM.COM) has left #halflife2
[04:00] <ComradeBadger> lol
[04:00] <BadHat> hahaha
[04:00] <ArenA|akuk> whos using gel ?
[04:01] * Andrew (pogamer@adsl-213-249-187-191.karoo.KCOM.COM) has joined #halflife2
[04:01] * Q sets mode: +o Andrew
[04:01] <rG`DethGaunt> you gel your pubes ?
[04:01] <rG`DethGaunt> into like.. spikes ?
[04:01] <ArenA|akuk> no, i just oxygen them
[04:01] <@Andrew> oh ffs
[04:01] * @Andrew (pogamer@adsl-213-249-187-191.karoo.KCOM.COM) has left #halflife2
[04:02] <BadHat> lololol

(the ending of a rather amusing Religion vs. Science Debate)
<gamevoodoo> if we don't know why we are living for ?? then is meaning of life created or existed ??
<gamevoodoo> we can only find out the answer from what is not created by human
<CitrusC> animal feces?
<gamevoodoo> sorry man, i just find my life meaningless, going to kill myself, see u all
<gamevoodoo> i hate myself, bye bye
<< quiting: gamevoodoo[gamevoodoo@modemca*********-37-24.mc.videotron.ca] (Quit)
<CitrusC> :D
<CitrusC> Strike 1 for science

<@Zerimski> I'd rather cook my testicles on a skewer and serve them to my friends and family than spend any amount of time in his company, because he's an arrogant, lying, pretentious wank stain on the bedsheet of humanity.

<[Matt]> \o/
<[Matt]> i just got banned from an NS server
<CrazyHarij> Hah!
<CrazyHarij> Why?
<[Matt]> i was showing ppl the secret room on a custom map
<CrazyHarij> lol
<[Matt]> its got loads of porn textures and models
<[Matt]> so i showed the admin
<[Matt]> he runs into secret room then straight back out
<[Matt]> 'wife is behind me'
<[Matt]> 'moron'
<[Matt]> you are banned from this server
<[Matt]> :/
<[Matt]> should have been there

<MrSparrow> Whats wrong with Monty Python?
<Zerimski> it pollutes the minds of innocent young children.
<Zerimski> filling it them with spam and Defense Against Attacks With Fresh Fruit classes.
<Abomi> Better than education.
<Zerimski> yeah
<Zerimski> look, I'll show you
<Zerimski> come at me with that banana
<Fen|Away> LOL!
<Zerimski> no, really
<Zerimski> come on
<Zerimski> give it all you've got
Fen|Away comes at Zerimski with a banana
Zerimski shoots Fen|Away

[21:01] -[ stuie ]- if spunks what makes mcdonalds taste good
[21:01] -[ stuie ]- i'd shoot on my own burgers

<Brain|Work> its off j21 - between the motorway and weston itself
<SylverFyre> kewl - handy for bristol airport for holidays too :)
<Brain|Work> except mrs murders wont fly...
<SylverFyre> :o lol
<Brain|Work> fucking well walks on bastard water though :/
<Brain|Work> tis the woman thing
<SylverFyre> lmao

> Successfully joined #hardcore on Wednesday at 9:24pm
[9:24pm] <Loken> hi
[3:36am] <Loken> hello??
[4:03am] <Loken> idle cunts
[4:03am] <KilLA> heh

<@d5-UKJsat1y> when i was at school i'd bring my spare tracksuit just so one of the girls could wear it for PE
<@d5-UKJsat1y> later on i'd have a wank while sniffing the crotch

<UKJsGhost> like those webpages
<UKJsGhost> which have nice looking pictures of a lass stripping off <UKJsGhost> and then after 10 pictures
<UKJsGhost> the last one shows she has a cock
<Brisk> nasty surprise
<UKJsGhost> by that time i'm past the point of no return :[

[@psi`]: why do people always interrupt sexual acts?
[@hellfire`]: wtf
[@hellfire`]: your mum walk in when you were havin a sly one?

<Steelo> i'm sueing pop idol
<Steelo> for filling my mums head with shit
<Steelo> my demands are that they close down and deliver all their cash to me
<Dark3h> and their reply will be a "best of pop idol" cd for your mum
<|69ER|Azi> or a pile of shit in a brown paper bag
<deff> whats the difference? :p
<Dark3h> the brown paper bag

(LadyHawke): is there some mad rite of passage that I have to pass before I allowed to touch the holy grail?:)
(Korizin): its called my trousers

::: Join: (Waswat)
[@Y]: Welcome Waswat
[@M]: Just Sit back
[@C]: And enjoy
[@A]: :)
[Waswat]: WTF?!
::: Part: (Waswat)

[@SPo0n] like you can have sex at 16 but can't watch sex till you're 18.... so for 2 years you have sex with your eyes closed?

[@soniCa]: aidan woke up this morning at about 5 for a feed, and gemma asked me if she or i was to feed im
[@soniCa]: i turned to her, half asleep /half awake and said
[@soniCa]: i aint got any weapons, armour or health, youd better go

?+rmk? tbo I dont mind fat birds
?+rmk? just non of that getting on top thing
?+rmk? i will have to admit the fat bird on new year was amazing
?+rmk? My first threesome
?@Thurrabred? no rob, it was just u and her

<@adrian^> ill play
<@adrian^> but
<@adrian^> no sound
<@adrian^> cause i done my hair
<@adrian^> and dont wanna fuck it up
<@GameCat|> u poof
<@adrian^> no
<@adrian^> i have style
<@adrian^> :>
<@adrian^> and the birds need to see it

[ +ZaF ] is there a new priv channel pass?
[ +ZaF ] coz i aint in,,
[ @rmK ] ?
[ @GameCat ] in here?... ur in here
[ +ZaF ] oh

<[Matt]> but the thing is it grows without stopping if i let it
<[Matt]> longest its been is 2 inches
<[Matt]> um, nm

{@Sephyr} No, lots of intelligent things are said in IRC channels. It's happened many a time. Unfortunately, in here it also means that only two or three people will participate, and the others will sit around waiting until the next time they can mention penises.
{@d00d} ok whatever..
{%Mithrandir} don't stay
{%Mithrandir} just don't accept gifts :)
{depodando} penis
{@Sephyr} point proven

<magica> can i go have a shit before we start,,, i got anouth time?
<@BK`Anthr4x> should have magica
<@BK`Anthr4x> be quick youth
<Eunoch> if u hurry up and press quickly
<magica> kk i wont use tissue

<BK`Kelika`ILL> no it doesnt
<JimmywiT> ure supposed to bum girls
<BK`Kelika`ILL> no
<JimmywiT> and not up the bum aither
<BK`Kelika`ILL> you suppose to bum girls?
<Eunoch> ur just not supposed to bum bum bum
<BK`Kelika`ILL> u cant get a girl pregnent by bumming them
<JimmywiT> no
<BK`Kelika`ILL> so ur theory sucks
<Eunoch> with the scary sound effects
<JimmywiT> ok ok ok u cant bum girls either
<Eunoch> well u cant get men pregnant
<JimmywiT> only sex them
<Eunoch> so ur theory sucks
<BK`Kelika`ILL> well duh
<BK`Kelika`ILL> i didnt use the "against every law of nature" line
<Eunoch> still
<JimmywiT> my theory doesent suck
<BK`Kelika`ILL> yes it does
<BK`Kelika`ILL> infact
<Eunoch> u suck!
<BK`Kelika`ILL> what is your theory
<Eunoch> manly cock!
<JimmywiT> mother nature made us to sax girls
<JimmywiT> not bum me
<JimmywiT> n
<Eunoch> lol
<JimmywiT> :O
<Eunoch> that came out wrong
<JimmywiT> what a typo
<BK`Kelika`ILL> So mother nature, created rapists, murderers, peados...

<Maxi> !seen french_military_victory
<fyvoorg> Last seen: No match

<@Zerimski> well he's not grumpy any more
<@Zerimski> he's just dead
<@Chris_D> who, Munro?
<@Fenric> no, walter matthau

<CrazyHarij> lol
<CrazyHarij> how do you add quitmessage btw?
<Thargore> /quit this is a lame attempt at trying to make me quit
<CrazyHarij> ok i quit and come back and you tell me
<CrazyHarij> if there was a message
<Thargore> k
* CrazyHarij Quit (Quit: <Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are fucked in the head)
<[Matt]verydrrun> heh
* [Matt]verydrrun is now known as [Matt]
* [Matt] is now known as [Matt]-
<Thargore> lol, is he coming back?
* CrazyHarij has joined #halflife2
<Thargore> yeh, you have one
<Thargore> [00:28] * CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) Quit (Quit: I take all up my peepee-hole!)
<CrazyHarij> hey
<CrazyHarij> did it work?
* [Matt]- is now known as [Matt]
<CrazyHarij> err wtf
<Maxi> LOL
<Thargore> try it like this
<CrazyHarij> I said /quit <Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are fucked in the head
<Thargore> /quit test
<Maxi> try again
<Thargore> perhaps the <> fucked it up
-> *thargore* my turn :p
* CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) Quit (Quit: test)
<Thargore> \o/
<Thargore> this is fun
<Maxi> is he not coming back?
* CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) has joined #halflife2
<Thargore> there he is
<CrazyHarij> well?
<CrazyHarij> did it work?
<Maxi> [01:30:19] * CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) Quit (Quit: I r spammer 4 life. Girls are fucked in the head <test>)
<Maxi> no
<CrazyHarij> damnit
<CrazyHarij> i said /quit test
<Thargore> think ya got a lil script there :p
<Thargore> someone mustve infected ya or something when you clicked some random link
<CrazyHarij> wow really?
<Thargore> try '/timer 0 0 color background $rand(0,14)'
<Thargore> that might work
<Maxi> yeah that might work
<CrazyHarij> WTF MAKE IT STOP
<Thargore> HAHAHAHAHA
<Maxi> :D
<Thargore> /timers off
<CrazyHarij> heeelp
<CrazyHarij> HEEELP
<Thargore> /timers off
<CrazyHarij> AAAAAAAAAARGH
<CrazyHarij> NOW IT'S BLUE
<Thargore> omfg, im laughing off my chair here
<Maxi> lol
<Maxi> :D
<Thargore> CrazyHarij!!! /timers off
<CrazyHarij> I PUT IT ON TIMERS OFF
<CrazyHarij> and ITS STUCK ON BLUE
<Thargore> lol
<Maxi> LOL
<CrazyHarij> arghsrahahsfd
<Thargore> /color background 1
<Maxi> :D:D
<CrazyHarij> i cant see shit captain
<Thargore> Maxi, will you post it or will I?
<Maxi> i'll do it :D
<Thargore> \o/
<Thargore> let this be a lesson CrazyHarij, dont trust us :P

<Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are fucked in the head

<^Daemon^> i wich scool would en soon
<BadHat> self-explanatory

<@Chris_D> And yes I said know instead of no ;(
<@Fenric> i no you did :p
<@Chris_D> Know I didn't deliberately do it.
<@Fenric> know shit?
<@Chris_D> knowpe

{Rendiew} friend from work, newly added to my msn, asked me about my msn name, which is "jewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewapplejewjewjew"
{Rendiew} usual question
{Rendiew} "Why the apple?"
{Rendiew} usual answer
{Rendiew} "nobody ever cares about the jews"
{Rendiew} then
{Rendiew} ZING
{Rendiew} "I'm jewish." *offline*

<+linarse> i hate cum when u dont have a bitch to squirt it into :/
<@OmeGa`> eeeeeuu :/
??? mode/#redeemers [+b *!~linusm88@pD9E8BD9A.dip.t-dialin.net] by deff
??? You were kicked off by deff (oh for fucks sake, banned <22>)

(@[Matt])http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/blackwhite2_051304_007.jpg
(@[Matt]) and yes
(@[Matt]) thats IN GAME!
(CrazyHarij) Wow thanks you moron.. my house is flooded with fucking drool now, eeew

<BadHat> go fuck your sister
<estling> Hmm.
<BadHat> got choloroform?

<@Luggage> o ffs
<@Luggage> another
<@Luggage> fucking
<@Luggage> serie
<@Luggage> of big brother ;/
<+Marik> correct :/
<@Luggage> fucking weak
<@Luggage> why havent they given up on that shit yet fs
<+Marik> dunno ring up divina
<@Luggage> fuck "ring up", "string up" more like

(Murray_H) god the internet is fucked up, i type in dummy in google images (safe search on) and i get a pic of a woman with a dummy in her special place :/

(Petrick) hi babes
(Scarface) srry this isn't the cybering channel
(Scarface) ./join #mylifesucks

<Marik> whats Hanibal Lecture?

[Lab_drunk] Dean`ZedZed wake up!
[+Dummkopf|] he's dreaming of pretty ladies, he won't wake
[Lab_drunk] well tell him that skanking got me a bf ^_^
[+Dummkopf|] but for how long...
[+Dummkopf|] not being pessimistic or anything
[Lab_drunk] i dont care ^_^
[Snak1] bf can share 1 cd key between at least 3 people
[Snak1] vietnam anyway
[Lab_drunk] get out mroe
[Snak1] lol
[Snak1] sez on case :)
[Snak1] 1 per cd internet play
[+aceman] I don't think you're on the same frequency here

<@Munro> damn I need a new fucking job
<@Chris_D> Me too
<@SidewinderX> sell your body to the people
<@Chris_D> sell your body to the blind people**

[11:00] <Marik> :O c===3
[11:00] <Marik> :O c===3
[11:00] <Marik> o/
[11:00] <Murray^^> ...
[11:00] <Thargore> dont think that's female anatomy
[11:00] <Thargore> if he told you otherwise, he was lying
[11:00] <ComradeBadger> lol
[11:00] <Marik> :(
[11:00] <ComradeBadger> Marik vs the Shemales
[11:01] <Marik> O.o
[11:01] <ComradeBadger> poor boy, he's still in shock

(23:47:22) (Marik) nn lads/lassies
(23:47:28) (CrazyHarij) nn Marik
(23:47:34) (Marik) night
(23:47:35) (CrazyHarij) remember that we love you.. and your braincell
(23:47:42) (CrazyHarij) take care of the little buddy

<traesko> What would happen if a asteroid hit earth?
<impakt> we'd die, depending on the size of it
<traesko> Well, according to realistic simualtions made with a frog and a sledgehammer, it would be pretty bad...

(@onions) on a side note - http://dickcream.com/history/0211/
(@onions) its actually helping my headache
(@Abom) You actually think I'm going to open a webpage with an address like that?
(@onions) going twice the speed of the pain throb

<Chris_D> CS does not fuck with your head so pwned j00 fuzing hax0r biatch, I'm gonna fux you up you wall hax son of a fuxing b147ch I r teh 13373ar tahn j00!
<Chris_D> It's never had an effect on me.

<Maxi_> :R
<Maxi_> :T
<Maxi_> :G
<Maxi_> :H
<Maxi_> :Y
<Maxi_> :M
<Maxi_> :C
<Maxi_> :A
<Maxi_> :p
<Maxi_> smiley alphabet!
<BadHat> hidden message - i am gay
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :Y
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :M
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :C
<BadHat> <Maxi_> :A

(@Andrew|) 1:04pm <@[Matt]FluSux> afternoon <<<its 10pm in australia
(CrazyHarij) its 2pm here in sweden
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <%Jazza> im goin to bed
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <+Andrew> its only afternoon here in uk
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <%Jazza> aus
(@Andrew|) 1:13pm <%Jazza> its 10pm here
(@Andrew|) ^_^
(CrazyHarij) (14:16:47) (CrazyHarij) its 2pm here in sweden
(@Andrew|) i hate the damn bastardised uk economy
(@onions) morning all :)
(@Andrew|) afternoon
(@Andrew|) you jerk

<onions> lo all :)
<onions> what an utterly sublime dream
<Nutsy> ?
<onions> it was like a pornographic crystal maze
<onions> and it makes me want to go to china to rescue hotties from communism :D
<BlackIsle|Opera> lol

[ @ThunderX ] is there a spell check plugin for IRC?
[ @SPo0n ] no
[ @SPo0n ] but it should be mandatory for anyone who has counter-strike installed

(subz) how long will doom3 be
(CrazyHarij) doom 3 will be short as hell
(CrazyHarij) About 10 hours playing time
(CrazyHarij) or 20 at most
(subz) u sure?
(CrazyHarij) yeh
(Thar|gone) 30 if ur a moron :P
(CrazyHarij) 100 hours if you're Marik

<Zmur> thar wtf
<Thargore> pipboy!
<Zmur> what are u sending to me
<Thargore> m not sending anything?
<Zmur> u sent me something
<Thargore> id never
<Zmur> WIRUS
<Zmur> BAN Thargore
<Thargore> who;s wirus :P
<Zmur> wtf was it Thargore
<Thargore> lets just say you have 5 mins remaining :P
<Zmur> wtf
<Zmur> wtf
<Zmur> what was it
<Thargore> 3 mins remaining
<Zmur> w000t
<Thargore> better block ur internet connection :D
<Zmur> lol whata fuck
<Zmur> its easy
<Thargore> or do a quick virusscan on your windows/system32 folder
<Thargore> dont think software firewall will block though :P
<Zmur> well i'm doing it atm
<Zmur> what does it do??
<Thargore> 1 mins left...
* Zmur sets mode: -o Thargore
<Thargore> ever heard how people can take over controls?
<Zmur> fucking idiot if it :P
<Zmur> yea
<Zmur> zomg
* L sets mode: +o Thargore
<Thargore> any sec now :D
<Thargore> good boy, keep the connection alive
<Thargore> ah yes, it booting!
<Thargore> 83%
<Thargore> 92%
* Thargore holds up a gun that blows out a flag saying BANG!
* Zmur (*@***.fi) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Thargore> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, HE ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT!!