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<Thargore> <_<
<Thargore> >_>
<Thargore> <_<
<Thargore> 30-15
* You were kicked from #tennis by Greg0r (the ball was OUT!)

{@Drkwoman} I disagree with the peeing with a stiffy :D
{@Synbios} lol you wouldn't know
{@Drkwoman} you ever tryed swatting in a bush discretely, instead of just being able to wack it out :P
{@Drkwoman} I found out what nettles are 3 weeks ago!
{@Drkwoman} it was dark and thought to myself, oh that's a nice bush
{@Drkwoman} until to get the worse itch in my entire life after I was done

* `Quad` wishes he had some pussy
<BadHat> heh, im with ya quad
<BadHat> wanna play rock paper scissor? loser gets a sex change :)

<`Quad`> my dad use to flick my penis when i was born
<`Quad`> so did my mom
<`Quad`> they thought it was funny
<`Quad`> i have it on video

x3v: i have ap exams this week
x3v: #($*&@
@ComradeBadger: AP?
@ComradeBadger: armour penetration?
x3v: advanced placement
[-EVIL]: i wanted to say anal penitration but i changed my miend

x3v hopefully hl2 will demonstrate the true power of hl2

* Red-Bull feels so unloved
* Rugier buys him a whore
<Rugier> feel loved, feel love like a mother fucker

{@Marik} whats a timer script do?

{@Marik} I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles,
{@Marik} of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one,
{@Marik} closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down..
{@Marik}
{@Marik} A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate,
{@Marik} how are you doing?"
{@Marik} I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude
{@Marik} I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
{@Marik} After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
{@Marik} Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure
{@Marik} what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
{@Marik} I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll
{@Marik} have to call you back. I've got some d* ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.

{+BlindSite} papers accused Micheal Jackson of having an affair with Posh ...
{+BlindSite} He denied it saying he was stuck in brooklyn at the time

(@slinter) have you ever experienced following: if you throw a slice of bread with some butter on one site on the floor, it will land on the butter site in 90% of all cases
(@slinter) now my mother told me that if you throw a cat down from something, it will land on its feet, since it uses its tail or something
(@slinter) so im wondering what would happen if you tack a slice of bread with some butter on a cats back?!

{PappaBoeg} the day someone invents a monitor that stabs you in the face when you cheat, life will be so much better

(Marik) My Ass Rules In Kent
(Marik) :p
(Marik) spells marik
(CrazyHarij) ....
(Marik) thats a subliminaly msg

<CrazyHarij> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<theGreenBunny> wtf is that
<CrazyHarij> *********** look
<CrazyHarij> cool
<Pi|Mu|Rho> ********
<Pi|Mu|Rho> omg
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you're right!
<CrazyHarij> yeah
<theGreenBunny> **********
<theGreenBunny> omg
<CrazyHarij> you type it in but it shows to others as stars
<theGreenBunny> whoa
<theGreenBunny> what a leet feature
<CrazyHarij> that's a very good feature lol
<x3v> fiejmvja
<x3v> wtf it didn't work for me
<CrazyHarij> ??
<CrazyHarij> all i see is ******
<theGreenBunny> same here
<x3v> wtf dude it didn't star mine
<x3v> fiejmvja
<CrazyHarij> TO US IT IS STARS
<CrazyHarij> TO YOU IT IS YOUR PASSWORD
<Pi|Mu|Rho> yep
<CrazyHarij> all I see is alot of ******
<Pi|Mu|Rho> power rather than speed
<theGreenBunny> maybe it isn't your correct pw
<Sarin> nirasrules144
<Sarin> wtf
<Sarin> i dont get ******
<ComradeBadger> thats what i thought :)
<x3v> wtf dude... sniff....
[Private message] <x3v> die
<himself> lo
<x3v> la la la....
<Marik> when you type your pass we see the stars you see the pass.
<Sarin> btw that password thing is probably glineable :P
<Sarin> not that anyone is stupid enough to fall for it
<Sarin> is Marik online?
<x3v> haha
<x3v> fo sho
<Marik> i didnt say it
<Marik> was CrazyHarij
<CrazyHarij> ^^^
<Marik> no
<Sarin> okay only one person is stupid enough to fall for it
<CrazyHarij> x3v that is
<Sarin> but he seems to be idling
<CrazyHarij> fiejmvja
<[Matt]> my pass is ***************
<CrazyHarij> fiejmvja
<[Matt]> hmmm
<[Matt]> works
<[Matt]> let me try that again
<[Matt]> my pass is ***************
<[Matt]> my pass if MarikIsAKnob
<[Matt]> oops
<[Matt]> :x
<CrazyHarij> My password is **********
<CrazyHarij> :D
<theGreenBunny> pw = ********
<x3v> omg noooo crazy
<x3v> stop spreading my password
<CrazyHarij> haha
<Sarin> damn i want you all to get glined so i can rule as king
<Sarin> damn i gotta go
<CrazyHarij> :P
<x3v> lol
<x3v> later
[Private Message]<x3v>hang yourself

<][^andy> whoever did the .ace compression
<][^andy> had a fantastic sense of humour

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<SenorGarbanzo> hey amnizu
<SenorGarbanzo> whats an amnizu
<@Amnizu> google image it
<Rugier> heh
<SenorGarbanzo> lol ok
<@Amnizu> I switched names before I google image searched it
<@Amnizu> :<
<Rugier> that might not be a good idea if you're under the legal age for child incest
<@Amnizu> but oh well
<@Amnizu> ...
<@Amnizu> !Kb Rugier
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(Marik|Away) this is gonna take ages to sort all these fudging leaks
(Dark3h) aye
(Melly) u tried huggies pullups?

-> join: (Ferg) (ferg@ferg.ex)
-> mode: (Q) sets (+o Ferg)
(@Ventral) Ferg, did you break quakenet... be honest :D
(@moron) soon quakenet will achieve sentiance and not require assistance from puny humans to break itself

{^dan} morning
{shams} dirl
{shams} i mean hi
{qui} common typo :/

{ducklord} I still have trouble with AM/PM
{ducklord} you should think I would know the difference after 18 years with american tv
{ducklord} am = from midnight and onwards ?
{qui} if it's anything like UK TV I wouldn't even bother watching it
{qui} utter shite
{ducklord} I concur
{qui} am is 00:00 to 12:00 (midday)
{ducklord} that was what I thought
{ducklord} but I get confused from time to time
{@issuez} dont lie to him
{qui} ssh
{ducklord} here comes the confusion again :[

{|silicon} there's an entire website
{|silicon} dedicated to 'buttered cats'
{qui} wtf?
{qui} people who create that kind of site should be executed
* |silicon nods
{ducklord} 1. Cats always land on their feet
{ducklord} 2. Toast always falls butter side down.
{ducklord} I did that experiment for my school newspaper
{|silicon} if you tape toast to a cats back
{|silicon} you'll get anti-gravity
{ducklord} nah
{ducklord} I just got a confused cat
{ducklord} it started spinning around on the table trying to get the toast
{ducklord} almost fell off to
{ducklord} and broke my bottle
{ducklord} stupid cat

{@DigDug} for me, irc is just a hobby to pass the time. i mostly do it over satellite link while sailing the high seas in my private yact
{ducklord} wow, you own a yacht?
{ducklord} I want to be an internet pirate too :(
{Rfairney} ... this is IRC.. if i meet anyone who says they have a life i start having suspicions
{@Blaxthos} don't be fooled... the only thing digdug pirates is web content

<BadHat> brb gotta say goodbye to family and loved ones
* BadHat tries to move from seat
* BadHat rolls 6, 2 [6+2 = 8 vs. chair DC 12] Fails
<BadHat> aww fuckit

<@mab> evening
<@mab> is killing your flatmates ok if they dont shut up when you ask them at 4am?
<@mab> brb police

<Thargore> roses are black, violets are gray, im colorblind, you're gay

? quit ? {tharaka} {Tharaka@c210-49-184-18.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au} {A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.}

<Erad> homophobics are gay

(+ComradeBadger) going drinnnkkkkkkkkiiiiing
(+ComradeBadger) when my skirt is dry
(+ComradeBadger) *shirt !
(+ComradeBadger) dammit ;(
(+Marik) lol

(`Quad`): quakenet killed me
(`Quad`): =\
(`Quad`): now im dead
(`Quad`): and horny
(`Quad`): but i cant wack off because my dad is sleeping in my bed

<OMEN^> ok...
<OMEN^> i used to buy these mango's off these kids in cairns
<OMEN^> all the time
<OMEN^> cos i thought it was great they had a stall on the corner of the street
<OMEN^> making a bit of money for themselves
<OMEN^> this went on for about 2 weeks
<Ressah> should have just beat em up and stole them
<OMEN^> then i caught the little shits stealing mango's off my 2 trees
<Ressah> rofl
<OMEN^> i was buying my own fucking mango's
<OMEN^> :/
<Gaspode> LOL
<Ressah> HAHAHAHA
<Gaspode> classic
<mudslide> pwn'd

(c0lt-Spank) OMFG MY MOM WASHED MY I-POD
(c0lt-Spank) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
* c0lt-Spank ripping hair off
(Murray_H) i take it it's not working then....
(@[Matt]) rofl
(_Saturn_) lol
(Murray_H) have all the rap/hip hop songs on it lost their swear words cos of the soapy suds?

(@Munro) people who use the net should die

<ValVed-RaY> admins would kick me
<ValVed-RaY> i would come back with a different name
<ValVed-RaY> and fool them again
<ValVed-RaY> i would ask what is button to use force
<ValVed-RaY> and kill them when they are typing

<Rahr> 1 stage from necrophilia
<Wabba> no better way to relax than to crack open a cold one

<Lisan-al-Gaib> [MPD] looking for a half assed team with Central Asian server for an unfriendly this evening, complete with post-match bitching and general spite, pm saf_ for more details and private massage

<[-will-]> Currently been surviving on working full-time during my college holidays
<[-will-]> But over easter they didn't want me -- so I'm about £500 down :)
<Brain_Murders> ouchie
<Brain_Murders> you could always sell your arse down the station - nice young lad like you would soon get ?20 :D
<[-will-]> Bah
<[-will-]> That how you got piles?
<Brain_Murders> nope - I got mine from reading
* [-will-] must remember to walk down there tomorrow
* Brain_Murders suggests that [-will-] should mince to increase chances of a sale
<[-will-]> Mince?
<Brain_Murders> walk like a gay bar loitering winnit sniffer thats as bent as a dogs hind leg
<[-will-]> Ah

<`Quad`> holy fuck
<`Quad`> run!
<WillH> what?
<`Quad`> i put a screwcriver and a cd in my microwave and it started a resonance cascade
<WillH> odd that you have time to type while a resonance cascade is going on

<Marik> whats 'double you tee eff' means
<Pod`> you're an eejit, arn't you?
<Marik> no

{@c-rOCK} im sitting here
{@c-rOCK} and from my tv all i hear is this ladys voice go
{@c-rOCK} big....heavy jugs
{@c-rOCK} and im like WHAT
{@c-rOCK} and its just a brita commercial
{@c-rOCK} :[

<Thargore> sure, i'd give a x800 xt to have sex with a fat woman

<Dizzy|afk> Quad is one of those guys that work at mcdonalds and prepare every burger with some lovin
<`Quad`> ;)
<`Quad`> thats me
<Dizzy|afk> luckily i never eat at mcdonalds :D

<@Batz|Aweh> www.missxs.co.uk
<+Deej> miss xs, domination queen extrodinaire
<@Batz|Aweh> whack away marik
<@Batz|Aweh> :P
<@SylverFyre> lmao
<+Marik> will do
<+Marik> she aint that nice
<+Marik> worth a squirt tho

<Marik> i tell ya what tho
<Marik> fanny looks like the burger sooooooooooo much

(`Quad`) http://diaperart.teenbabynet.org/images/megdiapcolor.jpg
(CrazyHarij) Quad wants some bannage I think
(CrazyHarij) Oh
(`Quad`) you cant ban for that
(`Quad`) =)
(CrazyHarij) I thought it was some diaper fetish stuff, sorreh :/
(EVIL9000) lol
(`Quad`) rofl
(CrazyHarij) You never know what hides behind diaperart and teenbabynet

?+bdi-prime? i was young and the cat reversed on to me finger
?+bdi-prime? i swear!

[ @JetSet ] naa microwave pisses me off....it saysd put it in for 2 mins........u pop it in microwave for 2 mins, it comes out feckin colder then it went in....
[ @GameCat ] thats the freezer

[+tang0]: gamecat
[+tang0]: 1 on 1 now?
[@GameCat|2]: I'm at work
[+tang0]: k
[@GameCat|2]: or did u wanna cyber
[+tang0]: both
[+JetSet]: cyber and Q3? wont u need to do alot of binding there!

(@Chris_D) FFS, that means I'm gonna have to get a life this weekend and..... go outside ;(
(@Zerimski) dont you have one of those girlfriend things?
(@Chris_D) I've got one of those ex girlfriend things that I'm seeing at the end of the month.
(@Zerimski) they suck, you need to upgrade

<Pinapoke> yeah, if you do it wrong then anal can hurt like a mother fucker
<Pinapoke> you know, like a really tough mother fucker