<moppe> /exit and /quit jumps off a cliff, /exit is a feather and /quit is a brick, who will hit the floor first?
<Spartian> its /quit
<Spartian> and don't expect people to be that retarted here.
<@CitrusC> No it's not, you say it like
<@CitrusC> /quit
<< quiting: Spartian[~Spartan@82.92.72.80] (Quit)
<@CitrusC> ^_^
<maybeHere> that was evil
<@CitrusC> I know :)
:: modes set(#halflife2): +b *!~morph@t116.egonet.se by Zerimski
:: This (*!~morph@t116.egonet.se) ban affects (moppe)
<< kicked(#halflife2): Zerimski[zerimski@byflames.com] kicked moppe (/exit and /quit didn't jump, /ban pushed them. <28>)

(@Majestic_XII) i think im onions friend now when he got loads of anime/ecchi/hentai pics of me
(@Majestic_XII) so that good
(@Majestic_XII) +s
(@ComradeBadger) lol
(@Abomi) of you?
(@ComradeBadger) hahahah :D

(@Chris_D) I remember when coming on to IRC used to be simple.
(@Chris_D) I used to have 2 channels open.
(@Chris_D) Now I have 4 and a shit load of PMs :/
(@onions) now look at you, haxed'er than an aol user with 50 trojans and an open proxy

<Sanctum> i will return after 3h then i can't idle more to day
<@LTA> k
<Sanctum> ok
<Sanctum> You better fucking give me auto voice or ill make sure of this channels destruction
<@LTA> Go for it, i have your hostmask and dns so i'll report you to feds
*** DNS Report: (c213-89-33-137.cm-upc.chello.se) resolved to (213.89.33.137), press (F2) to copy to clipboard
<Sanctum> I havent done anything yet

*** Whois report for (Sanctum)
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*** IP: 213.89.33.137[12:15:34] *** Name: F.G
*** Channels: #PcGamer @#dasforum @#und?n #starwars.nu #pcgamer.se @#dressler #afghan (7/1)
*** Server: *.quakenet.org, QuakeNet IRC server
*** Auth nick: Sanctum|ute
*** Idle: 0secs
*** Signed on: 2hrs 44mins 21secs ago

<Sanctum> Exce?t
<@LTA> Well if you do now it's all logged
<Sanctum> Anti Log Script Activated |-| Thank you for using DNN War Script!
<@LTA> Copy n Paste activated thx for using notepad
<Sanctum> oh yeah

[Matt]: Marik you have 300 quid for a PC
[Matt]: want mine?
Marik: no
Marik: um..
[Matt]: :(
Marik: what spec?
[Matt]: ti4600
[Matt]: 1900+
[Matt]: 512Mb
Marik: nah
Marik: im ok
[Matt]: and 3 gigs of pr0n for free
Marik: im getting a 2500+, 512mb, r9600
Marik: ill buy the HDD
Marik: [1234]kenobi
Marik: [Matt]*
Marik: how much for HDD with pr0n?

* @ophiuchus spanks Munkee
<@ophiuchus> thats the first time ive done that in public

<mrQuad|dead> like if your girlfriend is crying or some shit
<mrQuad|dead> its nice to comfort her
<Hellspawn^> "Look it's gonna be alright.. *opens pants* See, don't you feel better already?"

(BlackIsle|Work) morning all, so what's been happening since i've been away? Marik still as "dumb" as previously thought?
(Wolfeh\) Indeed
([Matt]) actually
([Matt]) more so
(BlackIsle|Work) :o
([Matt]) 'omg get out of the way you're about to be run over by a bus!!!'
([Matt]) a normal person would move
([Matt]) a stupid person would say 'huh?'
([Matt]) Marik would say 'whats a bus?'

[_Deviant] ... i think my dad is watching porn in the front room.
[@CitrusC] Dev, sneak to the door and jump in ;SUPRISE'
[_Deviant] i might go in n sit down next to him just to piss him off
[_Deviant] "Hey dad, so what u up 2?"
[@CitrusC] lmao
[CrazyHarij] lol dev

[_Deviant] slinter get over it, its a nice car yes, but its a car
[slinter] yeaah
[slinter] AUDI A8 IS LIFE
[_Deviant] you should get one

<CitrusC> oh, ffs
<CitrusC> I've still got that bondage thing on
<CrazyHarij> lol
<_Deviant> me 2
<CitrusC> mum just walked in with washing
<CitrusC> and went 'ummm'.
<CitrusC> then walked out
<onions> rofl
<CitrusC> >.,
<onions> unlucky :D

<Pisgod> i'm gonna apply for dolphin sponsorship
<Pisgod> they send a photo of it
<Pisgod> and you a certificate
<FluffyKitten> I sponsored a dolphin long ago... and a whale. I think the whale was dead long before I sent off my forms though. :o(
<Ventral> 8(
<Pisgod> must have been traumatic
<Pisgod> and difficult to flush

([1]oZ) firm titties
(Melly) mm
([1]oZ) DD
([1]oZ) 34
(Melly) ex had those \o/
([1]oZ) :D
(Melly) ;]
(Brocken) my ex only had D ;(
(Brocken) she was a slag \o/
(Melly) ur ex had a penis Brocken

(Sprafa) my head hurts
(Sprafa) I think it's about to blow up
(synth) cool
(synth) can you do it on webcam?
(Sprafa) well
(Sprafa) wait a few mins
(Sprafa) I'll get one

<@onions> scottish americans generally have fuck all to do with scotland, and when a scottish person approaches them about it, i.e. me, they go off on a power trip about how their great great great great uncles dog was king of inverness

<CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try imaging what really is outside the universe and stuff like that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and before that and before that
<BadHat> yeah, and where the fuck the remote's at

* Z|Gone is now known as Zerimski
* Zerimski has disconnected...
* Zerimski is now known as Z|Gone
<MrSparrow> Heh...was that the irc version of rolling over in bed?
<Fenric> LOL
<ComradeBadger> possibly

[CrazyHarij] Geesh my comps ram is f**ked up now
[CrazyHarij] every program is crashing
[Deviant] shame irc hasnt

<Marik|Hmk> englush hmk done

(traesko) Someone named Dr. Smith just emailed me about how I can increase my sexdrive!!!!11
(CrazyHarij) Hahaha
(traesko) But I think that is impossible.. I already have a penis.
(CrazyHarij) Ah traesko
(CrazyHarij) Someone just emailed my sister about how she could increase her penis size
(zguL) :D

(CyberSh33p) rule of thumb: If you think it might be a porn site, it already is.

[Zimri] munro about ?
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] nope
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] far too early for him
[Zimri] heh ok
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] he's stil recovering from a night down at the docks.
[Deviant] i think i saw him last night
[Deviant] pink stockings high heels and short dress right ?
[@Pi|Mu|Rho] that's the one!
[Deviant] yeah, he looked too rough even for me

<@Batz> i love my love tool

<@phantom> good job HotSoup is getting it checked out now then before onions' knocks 'im up or summit..
<@HotSoup`> usually takes about 5 days :/

<+Pi|Mu|Rho> I guess that shallow grave was just too shallow
<ShallowGrave> sowhat?
<ShallowGrave> ?
<+Pi|Mu|Rho> not you.

[Marik] i want girl!
[Marik] i fancy someone
[Marik] but i dont think see likes me :(
[_Deviant] Marik just go up to her and be honest
[Marik] _Deviant she might hit me
[_Deviant] if thats the worse u can expect then go right aheard
[Marik] _Deviant she might pull my willeh
[_Deviant] well thats what u want dont u ?

<Marik> im new to this thing
<Abomi> life?
<Marik> no
<Marik> intranet

sm|gone: i'd be surprised if my swimmers even go straight, stupid bastards

<estling> My lamp just explode :O
<estling> Damnit
<estling> Glass all over the place
<[Can-IT]Red-Bul> =o
<estling> What's wrong with this day
<estling> Yesterday I saw elephants..

* Quits: @M0nk3h (pete@psybncservers.game2xs.com) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (dont you ever fucking call me a yank again)))
* Joins: M0nk3h (pete@psybncservers.game2xs.com)
* Q sets mode: +o M0nk3h
<Aspin`> lol
<@M0nk3h> let that be a lesson to you all, never call an english oper a yank :)

<Marik> rofl
<Marik> whats a tit
<Icarus^> lol
<Icarus^> oh thats so i-roxed

<Quad`> im like a retard with a loaded gun
<Quad`> you feel sorry that im so stupid, yet your afraid of me
<WillH> thats interesting
<Quad`> i know
<Quad`> i thought of it while i was cleaning the shit out of my underware
<Quad`> and wanted to tell somebody before i forgot
<Quad`> so i just typed it in here where i could get some constructive comments
<WillH> You are pretty sick you know that?
<Quad`> and you try to push the fart out
<Quad`> a little poop came out
<WillH> Yeah, but you got shit in your pants
<Quad`> not alot
<WillH> thats not the fucking point
<Quad`> i just wiggled around to fell the intresting wetness and it got all over
<Quad`> >_<

<@Profliebstrom> Love is like wetting yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth

<ComradeBadger> heh
<ComradeBadger> my friend's mum was having a go at her for wearing a such a short skirt.. and she said
<ComradeBadger> 'If you go out with a skirt that short, you'll get chapped lips'
* ComradeBadger sniggers
<Ferg> got pics?

(Melly) www.flufflez.com/rahbaby.jpg
(Synbios) NICE.
(Synbios) her face reminds me of Jordan though :/
(Melly) it is jordan ya plum
(Melly) lmao

<Zmur> i dont watch gay/man porn
<WillH> You don't? Oh man its the best kind...

<Jolene> oh wait, that hasn't happened yet
* Jolene keeps mum
* Sierro keeps dad
* Pisgod becomes an orphan

Pi|Mu|Rho: the thing about sex is you get no points for the theory - it's all marked on the practical.
Marik: lol
CaptainTrips: :)
Pod`: Pi|Mu|Rho it's all about pre-exam technique

{@Skum} One out of three people is mentally ill. Ask two friends how they're doing. If they say they're OK, then you're it

{Brocken} CaptainTrips, you're screwed up :p
{CaptainTrips} no i'm not, i'm the only same person on the planet

<Marik> hm.. wonder when im gonn get laid
<Marik> is sex fun?

<@Luggage> http://www.swainspack.co.uk/media/marikusefuckinggoogleyouignorantswine.jpg#
<+Marik^> link dont work

Quit: (+[WG]sPiKie) (Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].)

<prairiePirate> well there was a kid on the news that was born without eyelids
<prairiePirate> they had to use the skin from his circumcision to make them
<prairiePirate> they say he's ok, just a little cock-eyed

<@CheeryE> right im off to bed with laptop so brb in 10 mins
*** Bad-Co is now known as Laptop
<@Laptop> brb in 10 mins

* ikanayam has quit IRC (Quit: benchies)
<Oiche> nerd
<Oiche> working out his PC instead of himself

<@qui> Only IT Managers and drug dealers call their clients 'users'

[@Deviant] i need a girl whos name doesnt end in .jpg :/

(@Pi|Mu|Rho) he's just jealous, Zerimski
(@sm|gone) :D
(@sm|gone) who's jealous?
(@Zerimski) ComradeBadger
(@Zerimski) he wants to be stared at by old men
(@Pi|Mu|Rho) and he wants to wash their peens
(@Pi|Mu|Rho) with his MOUTH!
(@Abomi) With his rectal passage!
(@sm|gone) surely that doesnt clean them
(@Zerimski) depends on your rectal passage.
(@Abomi) weekly enemas help.

ProfLiebstrom: my left hand is also faster than my right thanks to guitar
Ventral: yeah...guitar... whatever :P