[D33]: :E
[D33]: 10 Coffee Mocha's a day make work a fun place to play
[Melly]: lol
[Melly]: silly git
[Blood_God]: what he said
[D33]: I got a workmate in trouble :(
[Blood_God]: that with the e-mail?
[D33]: he was on the phone to a pissed off customer and i said "eet is dirty and you want eet" and the customer said "what did you just say?"
[Blood_God]: lol

* Quits: funy (~funy@mrfuny69.users.quakenet.org) (Quit: "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f**king cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. "Hey Jackie, just thinking of John." " - Bill Hicks <> www.funys.net)
<Santiago> that's funy's only decent quit.
<Santiago> I think we should have a moment's silence in respect for it
* n6u2k0e bows head

<Mattimeo> I've decidedthat IRC is an MMORPG where I play the role of a hopeless nerd :(

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<Dagan> still happy none of the stupid shit i've said has been quoted :)

[DiSTuRbEdofX1] damn by end of summer I could be a senior omg!
[@Spudman] by the end of summer i will be a senior
[ark_angel|bleh] so over 65?
[@Spudman] lol
[@Spudman] in school
[Deviant] could be worse, by the end of the summer you could be a father

<Brocken> ytf does it matter if there was ever water on mars ;(
<Custodian> improves the chances of there being life
<Brocken> so? :p
<D33> because if there was water on mars then there was probably life, if there was life then it might of actually given birth to a species as complex as ours ( asl!?!?! ), if that's so then there might be proof of a civilisation that once lived on mars who had their own little intarweb and television shows like Alien Mcbeal, etc
<D33> their planet might of been fked so they flew off, then their planet slowly faded into the shithole that it is now and then earth gave life, etc
<D33> k?
<D33> IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WATER
<D33> ~
<D33> !
<D33> 11
<D33> etc
<Custodian> I thought it was so we could go fishing
<D33> that too
<D33> "Mars Mineral Water" - For that unique 'we once supported life, taste'
<Blood_God> lol

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<Obby|I12> looks like Blob's banging his girl on the keyboard again

<Pod`> this segment sucks
<Pod`> i prefer sysagents tothis
<Cheazy|away> Thats nice
<Pod`> this is the "2 kool for skool" segment
<Cheazy|away> Get this song off damnit
<Pod`> where people whack off to a girls voice whilst listening to crappy songs made entirley out of explietives

<Pinapoke> you know the girl in this quote http://www.i-rox.com/quote/1647 ?
<Pinapoke> well, passed by her today and apprently she thinks I'm scared of her
<WillH> lol?
<WillH> She reads Irox?
<Pinapoke> "why are you scared of me?" "I don't want to get circumsized"
<Pinapoke> no, she can just tell
<WillH> lol
<Pinapoke> ^ the damn truth
<Pinapoke> I swear, every night she goes out with her girl buddies and removes some poor guy's foreskin
<WillH> thats pretty sick
<WillH> I hope the guy at least gets a BJ
<Pinapoke> that's reality for j00!

<]FB[Morba> whore needed | ive got house/bed | time: all weekend | pm me

(Marik) bloody cheats!
(Marik) only reason they scored is coz bartez was down
(Marik) brocken nose
(Cheazy|out) HAHAHAHAHHA
(@[TFF]monkey) so that makes em cheats?
(Marik) dunno
(@Melly) not their fault :E
(@Melly) if he can be ponsey and fall over, his problem
(@Melly) i mean ffs, in football u get tapped and they dive miles then hold there ankle for 20 mins then just stand up n walk off
(@Melly) in rugby u get twated in face and then u stand up and pile on with rest of team
(@Melly) pussys

<[Elrond]> i once got talked into having sex with my ex during her period
<[Elrond]> imagine pulling your old boy out after a good session and finding it bloodstained and coated with small pieces of thrush tablet

(Marik) ooh i got an A* in p.e test tosay :)
(Ferg) PE test?!?!
(Ferg) rofl
(@flossie) found your toes then?
(_mrBadger) lol
(qui`) lol

<Pi|Mu|Rho> you gave StarMonkey head?
<@StarMonkey> he did
<@onions> i suppose so
<Pi|Mu|Rho> heh
* Pi|Mu|Rho smirks
* @phanny giggles
* @Zerimski stares blankly
* Pi|Mu|Rho draws a diagram to explain it for Zerimski
<@Zerimski> ooooooooooooooh!
* @Zerimski giggles

(theGreenBunny) you do realize everytime you set +m, your chances of ever winning the Coolest Op polls decrease by at least 15%

[20:23:01] <Anthraxxx> sweet
[20:23:10] <[Matt]> im going to be abducted by aliens tonight
[20:23:11] <[Matt]> :x
[20:23:14] <Atari^AFK> http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm
[20:23:16] <Atari^AFK> 75days
[20:23:20] <Atari^AFK> and then legal
[20:23:26] <[Matt]> who cares anyhow
[20:23:31] <maybeHere> matt: don't forget to shave your ass, then
[20:23:31] <Atari^AFK> and tbh they r damn hot
[20:23:40] <Atari^AFK> i just googled it
[20:23:46] <[Matt]> they wouldnt fuck a fat internet geek like you anyhow

(@Pi|Mu|Rho) ./kick Brocken testicles
*** Brocken has been kicked from #halflife2 by Pi|Mu|Rho (testicles)
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(Brocken) the last laughs on me, I have no testicles!

<Pinapoke> you know, for some dude that sits around, smokes pot, and eats some donuts while telling his bitches to do work this guy can go AFK for a long time

{@babyharpseal} having to deal with user feedback issues atm
{@babyharpseal} can't believe some of the "faults" that people have found :/
{@alex-home} e.g.? :s
{@babyharpseal} "how do I edit my links"
{@babyharpseal} a: Click Links, then Edit
{@babyharpseal} that kinda thing
{@alex-home} So theres no like... FAULT FAULT broken error type thingies?
{@babyharpseal} no, what I call "User Error" ;)
{@babyharpseal} or as I like to say PEBBAK
{@babyharpseal} Problem Exists Between Brain And Keyboard ;)

(+Wolvish) Fresh, you're such a fucktard.
(+Wolvish) Like, seriously.
(+Wolvish) You're like the epitome of fucktardosity.
(+Wolvish) If there was a mountain called Mount Fucktard, you would be on top of it.

(@Heartwork): fucking wankers
(@Heartwork): i just got assaulted by jehovahs witnesses
(@Heartwork): 2 old women
(+ophiuchus): hey potty mouth >:|
(@Heartwork): they didn't appreciate my comment of 'go away, i was wanking'

(@ComradeBadger) I want my hair like that: http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/534/02/grey.jpg
(mrDiSTuRbEd) I want Hilary Duff in my bed naked, but thats not going to happen, nor what you want is either :-(
(@ComradeBadger) why?
(artanis4) wtf is dorian gray
(@ComradeBadger) DIE
(mrDiSTuRbEd) all I want is bang bang bang
(Deviant) i could get hair like that :o
(mrDiSTuRbEd) lol
(artanis) lol!!

[22:34] <Marik> think it might be coz im using NT :(
[22:35] <ComradeB> um
[22:35] <ComradeB> that has NOTHING to do with the state of your undies Marik

<mrQuad> ffs
<mrQuad> i just gave blood
<mrQuad> and the nurse forgot me
<Mullinator> forgot you?
<mrQuad> they ended up takeing too much blood
<mrQuad> fucking morons
<mrQuad> i feel so light headed
<Mullinator> i guess you wont be giving blood again
<mrQuad> fuck no
<mrQuad> dosent anybody care about what happened to me
<mrQuad> =(
<cdq> no

(21:05:19) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) she asked me to always have safe sex, then i told her i would need to have sex first, then she looked at me, astonished, and said "you're a virgin?"
(21:05:28) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) i was like "yeah"
(21:05:28) ?(Foxtrot) lol
(21:05:34) ?(mrDiSTuRbEd) lol
(21:05:36) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) she couldnt beleive it
(21:05:40) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) i was like wtf
(21:05:43) ?(mrDiSTuRbEd) you shoulda been like, "your a whore?"
(21:06:01) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) she said i was cute, and she said "well, if you werent 16..."
(21:06:03) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) i was like
(21:06:05) ?(@mrComradeSpuD) \o/

[+T|2eK] i had sex with britany spears and christina aguilera last nite, but i got rid of em, they were shit

(MoRtiZ) Deviant said he had a penis
(_Deviant) its funny but you all automatically thaught i was a guy
(_Deviant) now thats got u thinkin
(MoRtiZ) yes, but we all know you're a guy
(@[Matt]) your on IRC
(@[Matt]) on a saturday night
(@[Matt]) = male
(MoRtiZ) lol yea
(Temp) lol
(@Abomi) = nerd male
(@[Matt]) (19:10:02) (@Abomi) = nerd male
* @[Matt] loads i-rox

* DrPyro sets EvilGrin's computer on fire
<EvilGrin> DrPyro, you can't. It's watercooled.

(Thargore) but im waiting for 4:44:44 04/04/04
(Greyknight9) That is when the world will end
(@[Matt]) 3:44 here
(@[Matt]) not the same
(Greyknight9) the planets will align
(@[Matt]) :<
(Wilcino) hes dutch or something stupid
(BadHat) they said the world was gonna end in 1984
(Thargore) It is: Time 04:44:27 Date 04/04/04
(BadHat) ...did it?
(Thargore) It is: Time 04:44:32 Date 04/04/04
(Greyknight9) yea
(Wilcino) ooohh
(Thargore) It is: Time 04:44:38 Date 04/04/04
(Wilcino) please miss it
(Thargore) It is: Time 04:44:42 Date 04/04/04
(Thargore) It is: Time 04:44:45 Date 04/04/04
(@[Matt]) MISS!
(Wilcino) lol
(@[Matt]) haha
(Thargore) NOOOOO
(@[Matt]) rofl
(@HotSoup) unlucky :)

<The-Pilgrim> Marik
<Marik> ?
<The-Pilgrim> do you live on irc?
<Marik> no...
<FluffyKitten> he lives on i-rox, occaisonally visiting IRC to add more quotes to his empire

<@Sierro> Aren't Arias lovely.
<@Melly> no
<@Sierro> Peasant.

<BadHat> ?
<BadHat> its like a sperm with little eyes
<BadHat> init cute

<CrazyHarij> RARRGH
<BadHat> get out of my living room you prepubescent whore

<@dogface> wank off lots its good for you!! :E
<@mAF^pr0> i allready do i am in a 10 year relationship

+Torree: I needinformation on Mpd
@[LAW]: why>?
@RobRoy: the P doesnt stand for porn
+Losteh: #mpd.clan ?
@void|oxy: lol
+Torree: My doctor told me He thinks I have it

<mrDiSTuRbEded> !!!!1
<[Maxi]> 1!!!!
<Mullinator> !!1!!
<mrQuad> !!!!1!!!!!
<[Maxi]> !!!!?!?!?!??!?!1
<mrQuad> 2!!!!!
<Abomi> O_o
<BadHat> binary for fucktards

(mrDiSTuRbEded) sucks for you makes sense
(MoRtiZ) n00b's cumin in here, bein unl33t
(mrDiSTuRbEded) unless your retarded or something
(Marik) not grammacitly
(@Abomi) Grammatically.
(mrDiSTuRbEded) wtf?
(Marik) lol
(mrDiSTuRbEded) grammatically?
(Marik) Grammatically.
(mrDiSTuRbEded) your fucking stupid
(@Abomi) You're.
(@Abomi) ;)
(Marik) rofl

<Longbow|GB> Who makes good guitar cables?
<Marik> kettle?
<Sierro> no not kettle
<Marik> ok
<Marik> oo thats for PSU
<Sierro> You'll notice PSU and guitars are quite different.
<Marik> idd
<Longbow|GB> wtf Marik, WTF!
<Sierro> I don't recommend strumming a PSU.
<Marik> lo Longbow|GB
<ComradeB|SuSE> yep
<ComradeB|SuSE> :P
<Sierro> And just because they're called "power chords" doesn't mean you can run a computer with a guitar

[20:53] <@[-will-]> WHy do you want to use linux anyway? :)
[20:54] <@ComradeB|SuSE> becuase i feel i'm not quite nerdy enough
[20:54] <@ComradeB|SuSE> gotta make up for lack of spots and glasses
[20:54] <@[-will-]> Haha
[20:55] <@ComradeB|SuSE> oh, and the fact i can talk to girls :P
[20:55] <@Blood_God> lol
[20:55] <@[-will-]> Best answer yet ;)

<Temp`> does the legendary de_chicken CS map actually exist?
<Thar|gone> is that where you cross that road?

<IchI3D> sexually transmitted decease
<IchI3D> don;t u go school ?

[Deviant] why is it when u get a new girl friend ur ex suddenly takes a massive interest in u :/
[@Majestic_XII] grlls=3vil
[Deviant] wait maybe im asking in the wrong room
[@ComradeBadger] yes :P

(Wolfeh\) Girls are for loosers with social lives

[23:27] <ComradeBadger> the next person to annoy me with bullshit about who hated who's map
[23:27] <ComradeBadger> gets a ban
[23:27] <D33> maps suck
[23:27] <D33> :(
[23:27] <ComradeBadger> in conclusion
[23:27] <ComradeBadger> no-one gives a flying fuck
[23:27] <ComradeBadger> and i'm off to bed

(chapel) and well yeah
(chapel) you think tubgirl is bad
(chapel) scatman is that much worse
(chapel) cause its a video
(Sarin) how so?
(@synth) sarin stop asking these questions, chances are you really don't want to know
(TCSUK|Dean|HeRb) some weird shit on eurodigi sometimes
(chapel) ever seen a girl with diareah shitting in a guys mouth?
(Lobster) we are officialy talking shit
(Sarin) synth I'm a sick shit, of course i do
(@synth) heh
(Sarin) eeeeeeewgh why you tell me that?
(chapel) [06:18:09] <Sarin> how so?
(Sarin) i didn't mean it
(Sarin) jeezus christ man

* WillH just lost $23 in poker
<mrDiSTuRbEd> GG willh
<WillH> Yeah I got fucked over in a hand
<Feath> Well done
<Feath> Ha
<Feath> Sound like my sex life

(Marik): WTF
(Marik): Marik|Offline who the fuck are you?
(@SMeK): your bnc
(Marik): o
* Marik waves

<Marik_> bloodyhell that pc is crap
<BlindSite> pebcak personally
<Marik_> whats pebcak?
<Pod`> a driver
<Pod`> tends to be faulty
<BlindSite> user file that PC's use for distinguishing errors within the PC
<Marik_> oh
<Marik_> is it deletable?
<BlindSite> pebcak problems are usually found to be the most cuased problems amongst users
<BlindSite> run a search for pebcak*.*
<Marik_> ive broken the pc...
<Pod`> whats broke about it?
<Marik_> its not connected to the net
<Marik_> games wont play
<Marik_> he cant check his mail
<Pod`> how did you break it? what did you do?
<Marik_> shit
<Marik_> i think i know why
<Marik_> when i rebooted once, the network logging thing wasnt there
<Marik_> then the internet wasn't working
<Marik_> could it be pabcak?
<BlindSite> quiet possibly
<Synbios> pebcak
<Marik_> eek
<Marik_> thats not good then i guess
<Marik_> 0 files found pebcak*.*
<Marik_> on the laptop
<BlindSite> if things are really bad, you'll need to regedit the pebcak file and revalue it
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it really does look like a pebcak issue
<DJCarlos> agreed
<Marik_> im googleing
<Marik_> coz i think your all lieing

<stuie> know why you've got so many listeners matt?
<Darksaber> why?
<Darksaber> !stream:status
<HGR|Bot> ~> Stream Status: Stream is up at 80 kbps with 6 of 20 listeners (6 unique)
<stuie> cause u've got boobs and ur speaking on the radio
<Synbios> LOL
<stuie> just like chiki
<Pod`> :D
<Darksaber> lol bitch