Cream> Some prat has a spray in CS of a CT crouching
<Cream> I got tricked and shot it
<Cream> Then got killed by the real CT :<

<@JohnJ> i appear to have bought a seriously tight womens shirt

<[S]lip> \msg Bigbird HOw did that enlargement operation go m8?

<Stan-> i need to ass fuck some peeps
<Stan-> quite hard
<Blokefish> his mum obviously had that sex talk

<Add> #real_life can’t join channel (invite only)
<Add> erm! * Add confused ;(

<ubiquitous> Pizza hut beer + alcohol dont mix
<ubiquitous> not good
<ubiquitous> fs I just picked up telephone instead of headphones
<ubiquitous> tried putting it on my head
<ubiquitous> didnt work

<Tidy-Tidy-BW> OMFG I CAN SEE MY FLOOR
<Meppy> \o/
<Meppy> wow
<pumb`pancakes> \o/
<Meppy> you lost weight?
<Meppy> :p

<D33> Time for D33’a fact of the day
<D33> If Bill Gates put all of his money under his bed
<D33> and then fell out of bed
<D33> It would take him between 17-18 minutes to hit the floor.
<D33> .
<Yoshimo> where was yesterday’s
<Yoshimo> or the day before that
<MZhukov> thing is
<Yoshimo> you’re getting sloppy D33
<MZhukov> u dont state in what from his money is in
<MZhukov> notes / coins /gold bulluion
<Pi|Mu|Rho> yeah
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it could be a cheque.
<D33> omg
<D33> fu all
<Yoshimo> hah
<D33> fu and your questions

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<qui> BB xD
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<Bandyperk> HA!
<Bandyperk> the ’qui’ effect
<qui> :[
<StarMonkey> lol
<qui> BANDY xD
<Bandyperk> ahhh no, it aint gona be that easy to get rid o’ me

<MZhukov> who here knows lots, i mean lots about bouncers
<D33> They’re big
<D33> fat
<D33> bald
<D33> and thick
<StarMonkey> can i see some id please sir
<MZhukov> HAHAHA ARORLDFLDORLDLDLDLDLDLRORORLRLFLF so funny
** D33 passes StarMonkey a copy of Doom
<D33> ID? get it?
<StarMonkey> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA/qiut
<andy> lol
<D33> ID Software?
<D33> aahahah
<D33> ahem

<qui> Bots will be back in a sec btw :)
<Neddage> all qui’s fault
<Neddage> blame qui
** Neddage kicks qui
<qui> bit dodgy tho :/
<qui> (qui) op me
<qui> signoff | yee | (Connection reset by peer)
<qui> signoff | oof | (Ping timeout for oof[oof.blueyonder.co.uk])
<qui> :(((((((((((((
<Easileigh> u killed em
<Easileigh> murderer
<qui> sok velvet knows :o
<Easileigh> did u kill him as well?

<D33> Was at a mates house on Saturday for this "study group" tihng.. ended up watching lord of the rings on pirate copy and eating pot noodles... I managed to find this two minute long transexual movie and downloaded it.. said "ay lads, look at this" and started playing it.. this fit shaved lass was getting done from behind and they’re all "phhrraaarrr" then all of a sudden ’her’ balls dropped and they were like "DUDE!!11"
<D33> I can still hear their screaming ;(
<Brocken`> lol
<Brocken`> pot noodle everywhere ;)
<Dw2k> lmao D33
<Brocken`> they’re all like ’OMG EWWWW’ and you’re like ’MORE MORE!! GO BABY!!!’
<Armageddon_War> heh, nice trick D33

<WildWayz> D33 once taught me how to pee in the loo without missing
<WildWayz> he gave me hands on help
<WildWayz> I thought it was strange at first
<WildWayz> but he said I was good
<StarMonkey> me too :D
<WildWayz> :~(
<StarMonkey> he offered me sweets
<WildWayz> did he make u get them out of his pockets?
<StarMonkey> yeah ;(

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<D33> DAMNIT NEDDAGE
<D33> I did NOT join that channel

<Bandy-workeh> ok
<Bandy-workeh> when you say jerko-.......howbad we talkin? like......REALLY bad .... like .... - - ---- - ............ or more like --- ----- ---- ---
<spawno> enter: fine up, jerks down exit: jerks up, fine down :/
<spawno> erm
<spawno> like
<Bandy-workeh> lol
<spawno> erm
<spawno> analogy time ....
<Bandy-workeh> k, say im having a tug
<Bandy-workeh> no wait....dont use that ;9
<spawno> rite
<spawno> just before you shoot ya load, you slow down a touch
<spawno> like that
<Bandy-workeh> lol
<Bandy-workeh> a touch?
<Bandy-workeh> so .........not Major
<spawno> well
<Bandy-workeh> not as if ya mums walked in?
<Bandy-workeh> or ya hear a noise?
<spawno> hmm
<Bandy-workeh> lmao at this analogy
<spawno> more like the cat jumps infront fo the TV
<Bandy-workeh> so.......sudden jerk, then slower?
<spawno> yes
<spawno> then almighty panic to finish
<Bandy-workeh> speed up to end?
<spawno> yer
<Bandy-workeh> like ya hear footsteps on stiars?
<Bandy-workeh> or corridor
<spawno> aye
<Bandy-workeh> AHAHA....actually laughing here :>
<Bandy-workeh> ooo mercy

<D33> You’d go into the TPF with a "fs I’m gonna give it to them straight, they suck" and walk out with "omg, if only I could make the community understand the pressure they’re under.."
<D33> I swear with brainwashing of that quality they could start their own religion
<WildWayz> lol
<WhiteGold> lol
<stikky> lol D33

<Predator-> So Solid Crew r shit
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** DudeLove fucks velvet hard and fast
<Brocken`> erm
<Dw2k> errrm lmao
<Steelo> ook
<D33> erm
<Yoshimo> how come I never get things like that DudeLove
<Yoshimo> I feel left out :(
<DudeLove> Your not an IRCop
<DudeLove> Your not cool enough
** Steelo fu><0rs Yoshimo
<Yoshimo> damn :(
<@velvet> ban DudeLove
ban(#bygames) | (*!*me@cdm-208-75-233-sunv.cox-internet.com) by oof
(kick/#bygames) DudeLove by yee (oof)

<TRCC|shot> directX 8.1 any good?
<landje> i havnet pld it
<ui|ICEMAN> dirext X isn’t a game
<landje> what is it
<landje> if anyone puts that in their quit message i’ll feckign kil ythe,

<B3MAP_unffeh> I’m going for my final shit in uni
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<unf_gone_for_a_> arse
*** unf_gone_for_a_ is now known as unf_shattin
<LR|shads> gone for an arse
<LR|shads> oh u gaybar
<unf_shattin> FUCK J00 FUNNEH MAN

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<BlackWidow^> guys you know that lightning at the top right of irc
<BlackWidow^> it disconnects you

<dusk2dawn> hello peeps
<dusk2dawn> any admins about?
<Brocken> lo
<babyharpseal> #bycsl
<babyharpseal> ;)
<dusk2dawn> huh?
<babyharpseal> is it CS you require?
<dusk2dawn> no, RTCW
<babyharpseal> OMG
<Neddage> OMG
<Neddage> lol
** babyharpseal falls over
<Neddage> #byrtcw
<Brocken> i think he’s joking
<Brocken> it’s got to be CS
<Neddage> must be

<Melissa_> girls make me cum easier than guys do.
<Gambit|> :O
<Melissa_> but then again , girls know what they’re DOING
<Rski|TeKK> somebody log this!!
<hepkitten> troo dat

(@bw): whats your name Judo?
(@bw): i am adam, pleased to meet you
(@jUdO_POoDLe): yeah
(@jUdO_POoDLe): =K|(n|)=CrAzY_pOOdle
: lol
: your parents must have hated you to call you that
(@[Dev]): LoL
(@jUdO_POoDLe): rofl
(@bw): lololol

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<[RaVeR][NL]> lo
<[RaVeR][NL]> is this a half-life dm clan :) ??????????
<Blokefish> no, hot & delicious bakery
<Blokefish> we deliver to the nottingham area
<[RaVeR][NL]> k soz
<[RaVeR][NL]> :)
<Blokefish> :)
<[RaVeR][NL]> bb
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<Blokefish> f00led

<[S]lip> Jordan is giving birth on the net
<MasterPlan> url?
<Hosierman> lol
<[S]lip> lol
<Hosierman> mp u silly boy
<Hosierman> not right now
<MasterPlan> oh
<MasterPlan> :<
<Hosierman> lol
* MasterPlan puts it away

<Melissa_> she bit your COCK?!
<brokenboy> Yeah
<Melissa_> did you make her eat it???
<Melissa_> coz if i had a dick and some bitch bit it id make her fucking choke to death on it

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(TCH^): Can I Have My Voice Back shads ?Tracer Script?
(TCH^): Thanks For The Voice shads ?Tracer Scriptx
(TCH^): Can I Have My Voice Back shads ?Tracer Script?
(TCH^): Thanks For The Voice shads ?Tracer Scriptx
(TCH^): Can I Have My Voice Back shads ?Tracer Script?
(TCH^): Thanks For The Voice shads ?Tracer Scriptx
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(@Toomy|cs): lololol

<+Boz^> a spider 0wn3d shads last night :/
<+Boz^> we playign cs with him then he suddenly goes afk
<+Boz^> comes back l8r sayign that him and his brother are chasing a huge spider round his desk and he aint playign cs with it runnign around :/
<+Boz^> i put it in the topic last night but he deleted it, like bloody cuba in ere :/

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(@shot^): O
(@shot^): M<
(@shot^): G
* Blokefish fluffles The-Badger
* shot^ pokes teh badger
* BB^upstairswith shoots teh badger
* BB^upstairswith stuffs teh badger
(@BB^upstairswith): 8P
* The-Badger bites sh0t
(The-Badger): *paw paw*
(@shot^): not teh face!
(The-Badger): *scratch*
* BB^upstairswith rides teh badger
* The-Badger bites bb on the willeh
(@Mav|brb): out u badger
(@Mav|brb): fs
* BB^upstairswith runs off in pain
* Cream slaps Mav|brb around a bit with a large umbrella
(@Cream): lol
* The-Badger paw rapes cream
(@shot^): LOL
(@Cream): :<
* The-Badger humps sh0t
(@Mav|brb): i told u about him
: The-Badger is a randy devil
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<Intron> !google anything
<Capper> http://www.anythingthatmoves.com/
<D33> \o/
<Sogokhan> !google t2 predictions Ts vs IQ
<Capper> http://nakada.home.cern.ch/nakada/source/lectures/3em_part_4.pdf
<Sogokhan> ;\
<IFC_2B> !google =IFC= vs
<Capper> http://www.ifc.org/investors/docs/IFC_vs_Supranationals.pdf
** Sogokhan bookmarks
<D33> lmao
<Intron> OMFG
<Deuz> ?
<Intron> The Bisexual Magazine for the FABGLITTER
<Intron> thats what it found me ;(
<Zic|WoRk> lol
<D33> lol

<Bandito> ANOTHER RANDOM GERMAN PERSON PMING ME
<Brocken> Yeeeeeeeehaaaaawwwww
<Bandito> fs
<Brocken> Bandito you’ve got that ’I’m desperate for cybersex’ look all over you
<Bandito> yeah, but i prefer russians
<Bandito> AND THEY KNOW THIS1

<@oof> Intron you are charged by these court on a count of being ginger. How do you plead?
<Intron> NOT GUILTY NOT EVEN VIABLE TO BE CHARGE FFS
<StarMonkey> methinks qui|owning has his hand up oof’s arse
<StarMonkey> :D
** Intron bangs head on desk
<@oof> Yee have you come to your verdict yet?
<Armageddon_War> "these court" - qui, your grammar r0xors
<@yee> GUILTY! BURN HIM!

<Brocken> does anyone else leave it until 5 minutes before they go to bed before you check if you’ve got homework or not?
<qui|owning> I leave it 5 minutes until I goto bed before deciding whether I want a wank or not, does that count?
<Brocken> qui|owning, then it takes you another 3 hours to find yer willy? ;)
<qui|owning> nah Brocken takes about 10 minutes to find the batteries tho

<D33> I have a sore throat :(
<D33-> AliG at 9pm - AliG impressions at 11:30pm - Pub till 1am - Kfc meal at 1:10am - Twister at 1:20am and Curry at 2am.. washed down with coke
<D33-> but WHY do have a sore throat
<D33-> :(
<BBW|gawn> its the twister
<BBW|gawn> bastards they are

<StarMonkey> its sunny outside
<D33> i know, disgusting isn’t it :(
<StarMonkey> might go out :O
<StarMonkey> im scared
<Yoshimo> NO!
<D33> DON’T BE DRAWN TO THE LIGHT
<Yoshimo> StarMonkey
<Scull> i might go skinny dippin
<Yoshimo> no!!!!!!
<Yoshimo> I forbid it
<D33> GAMERS WERE NOT DESIGNED BY GOD TO WALK AROUND IN DAYLIGHT
<Yoshimo> lol
<StarMonkey> lol
<StarMonkey> ok im venturing outside now
<Ned> careful
<Ned> there are real ppl out side
<StarMonkey> im afraid
<Ned> take an orange with you
<Ned> it protects you
<StarMonkey> ok
** StarMonkey types iddqd and wanders off into the sunset
|| signoff | StarMonkey | ( im stepping out now, i may be some time ;[ )

<Mace> goto bed, your not thinking clearly
<Obby> lol
<Obby> i havent slept for far 2 long
<Mace> ill send u tha wav. of me talking about how leet i am, that will send u to sleep
<Obby> lol
<Obby> you have a wav of you saying ’im leet cos im mace muahaha’
<Mace> i have a 95mb mp3 of me explaining why im leet, its 205 minutes long
<Mace> ill send u the starters pack, it has a manual with diagrams and everything
<Obby> starters pack? :)
<Obby> and you spoke
<Mace> ’im leet because i do things like this (see picture 1b and 2b on pages 2 and 3)
<Obby> for 205mins
<Obby> about you being leet?!
<Obby> your takin the piss
** Obby hates being gullible
<Mace> ROFL
<Mace> i could do though :)
** Mace whacks the mic on

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<D33||Jk2> SILENCE GOOSE
<D33||Jk2> :(
<D33||Jk2> You don’t see others doing this sort of thing
<D33||Jk2> ...
<D33||Jk2> it worked
<D33||Jk2> I r stop0red teh Goose
<D33||Jk2> \o/
<D33||Jk2> Bow down and lay rose petals before my feet
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<D33||Jk2> ffs :(
<HEH-> heh
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<@Vurt> er der nogen som er kommet langt i dungeon siege?
<@Wiz^skeerik> Nej
<@Wiz^skeerik> Ske diablo klon
<@Vurt> ok, det er kedeligt?
<D3> argh
<D3> for a split second then I thought I’d lost the ability to read
<@Wiz^skeerik> haha :)
<@Wiz^skeerik> NAh just lame danish language
<D3> Better than English
<D3> Our language gave Americans and Australlians the ability to speak... you have no idea about how sorry we are for that :(
<@Wiz^skeerik> LOL

<Custodian> oh no.. not the "how I got my name" thread again
<GameGuru> lol
<Yoshimo> \o/
<Yoshimo> threads = forums = gh3y
<Yoshimo> conversations = IRC = teh win
<Custodian> shhh now... I am a forum mod.. how dare you !!
<Yoshimo> for what :P
<D3> People chatting in IRC is 24/7 simulation of drunks talking in bars
<GameGuru> damn right
<D3> total
<D3> utter
<D3> crap
<GameGuru> Q is the barman :)
<Yoshimo> no
<Yoshimo> Q’s the bouncer
<Custodian> that explains why Q ignores me... they always do :{
<Yoshimo> lol
<GameGuru> I thought oof and yee were the bouncers
<GameGuru> velvet’s obviously the hooker
<GameGuru> :)
<Armageddon|AO> Q is just the unemployed bum
** GameGuru squeezes Q
<GameGuru> oh, u mean as in tramp?
<GameGuru> ;(
<Armageddon|AO> no, as in rear end
<Yoshimo> :~(
<Armageddon|AO> which j00 just squeezed
<Yoshimo> go on Armageddon|AO spoil his joke
<GameGuru> I expect no less from an AO player
<Yoshimo> hahahaaha
<Yoshimo> AO, what a pity
<Armageddon|AO> Ao r0x0rs
<Armageddon|AO> free trial suxx0rs
<Armageddon|AO> well, I like it
<Armageddon|AO> and I am going back to it, right now
** Armageddon|AO huffs
<Yoshimo> k
<D3> In under a hundred lines this conversation has gone from names to the contents of a pub to a popular mmorpg
<D3> :/
<GameGuru> cool
<Custodian> sounds about normal
<GameGuru> there’s variety for ya
<D3> So who saw the teletubbies last night?
<D3> :E

Session Start: Mon Mar 25 16:30:56 2002
Session Ident: Shocker
Session Ident: Shocker (shocker@sux0rs.t0.b3.j00.co.uk)
<Shocker> hi id like to be in the uk team
<Puneet|away> okies
<Puneet|away> ur in
<Shocker> u not gonna trial me ?
<Puneet|away> nah ive seen u play loads
<Puneet|away> send me ur config tho
<Shocker> are u clanleader
<Puneet|away> yea
<Shocker> cos i really do want to be in lca
<Puneet|away> i got voted in yesterday
<Shocker> can i have +aotv ?
<Puneet|away> if u send me ur config ill get u in either the uk team or sk.de
<Shocker> k i see u jokin
<Puneet|away> i was joking about sk.de
<Puneet|away> but i can get u in team uk
<Puneet|away> provided u have a good config
<Shocker> its v similiar to liquids
<Puneet|away> send
<Shocker> ok i aint updated it tho im waiting for cs1.4
<Puneet|away> whats ur best score in missionred ?
<Shocker> missionred ?
<Puneet|away> www.missionred.com
<Puneet|away> play the sniper game
<Puneet|away> get me a screenshot of u scoring over 200,000 and ill put u on the team uk shortlist
<Shocker> iw ant to be in LCA Counter-strike team :P
<Shocker> ?
<Puneet|away> right
<Puneet|away> u need a score of 300,000 to be in the lca counter strike team
<Puneet|away> private msg Munk
<Puneet|away> the password is scottish
<Puneet|away> tell him uve been put through by Agent X
<Puneet|away> and he’ll give u a trial
<Shocker> m8
<Shocker> whats that thing got to do with cs
<Puneet|away> basically lca have been fooled before
<Puneet|away> by ppl taking the piss
<Puneet|away> so if i think ur genuine
<Puneet|away> i give u a password
<Puneet|away> and a codename
<Puneet|away> then u talk to munk
<Puneet|away> and he gives u a trial
<Puneet|away> if u dont want a trial for lca fair enough
<Shocker> i want to join lca
<Shocker> no shit no nothing
<Puneet|away> so pm munk
<Shocker> but i dont want to do lots of tests
<Puneet|away> tell him the password is scottish
<Puneet|away> and ur codename is Agent X
<Puneet|away> and thats it
<Puneet|away> he’ll give u a trial
<Puneet|away> u in or out m8?
<Puneet|away> password is only valid for today
<Shocker> im in
<Shocker> but whats passs for ?
<Puneet|away> right so msg munk
<Puneet|away> the pass is to signify that Ive talked to u
<Shocker> hes not replying
<Puneet|away> he’ll be back
<Shocker> u think im good enough
<Puneet|away> do u train every evening ?
<Puneet|away> whats ur best score on a uk2 server ?
<Shocker> well when i was clanleader of sC i never pld public only matches so i adapted to matches
<Shocker> never play on uk2
<Shocker> h8 it
<Puneet|away> right u need a screenshot of getting 50 on uk2 to join lca
<Puneet|away> i had to do it
<Shocker> this is v strange
<Shocker> dont u care about team work
<Shocker> ?
<Puneet|away> as ive said we’ve been betrayed before
<Puneet|away> we care about teamwork once we’ve established ur good enough for uk2
<Shocker> i give u my word i wont betray u
<Puneet|away> k i need some statistics
<Puneet|away> how old are you?
<Shocker> 14
<Shocker> 15
<Shocker> soz
<Shocker> im going to i11 hopefully too
<Puneet|away> k name?
<Shocker> Nick Jones
<Puneet|away> criminal record?
<Shocker> none
<Puneet|away> k now some personal information
<Puneet|away> marital status?
<Shocker> none
<Shocker> single
<Puneet|away> homo or hetero?
<Shocker> hetero
<Puneet|away> ever had any tendancies towards the same sex?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> ever thought about "experimenting" ?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> ok cool
<Puneet|away> right now some situation questions
<Puneet|away> tell me in 30 words why u want to join lca
<Shocker> your a good clan or were i wanted to join you before, you are mature, and friendly and seem the best clan for me at this current time
<Shocker> and also id like a long term clan
<Puneet|away> who’s ur favourite lca player and why
<Shocker> you because u were a laugh in tstp
<Shocker> if that was the same person
<Puneet|away> have u msg’ed Munk with the codename and password?
<Shocker> ye
<Shocker> i pasted what u said
<Shocker> he aint replied
<Puneet|away> dont paste
<Puneet|away> Pm him
<Puneet|away> say
<Puneet|away> "I am agent X Munklord, Agent Y sent me
<Puneet|away> The password is scottish
<Puneet|away> behold
<Puneet|away> type that
<Shocker> i type behold as well?
<Puneet|away> yes
<Puneet|away> in capitals
<Puneet|away> then type
<Puneet|away> "LET THE DOORS OF LCA OPEN TO ME"
<Puneet|away> "BESTOW ME THE HONOUR OF A TRIAL
<Shocker> lol ur taking th episs
<Puneet|away> nah im not
<Puneet|away> thats the last thing m8
<Puneet|away> after that ur trial is as good as safe
<Shocker> thought u said u seen me play lots and im gooe enough
<Puneet|away> yes but ive been talking to Agent 91
<Puneet|away> and he said that u arent as good in 1.3 as 1.1
<Puneet|away> i saw u play in 1.1
<Puneet|away> u were very good
<Puneet|away> Potti told me about u
<Puneet|away> he said Heaton saw u play and was blown away
<Puneet|away> u good mates with heaton?
<Shocker> n0pe
<Puneet|away> met him in rl?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> k
<Puneet|away> can anyone verify u dont cheat?
<Shocker> well me
<Shocker> i can take screeny of my cs dir
<Shocker> um Emperor from blacklight
<Shocker> can
<Shocker> um
<Puneet|away> are u experienced in the use of Adobe Photoshop pro?
<Puneet|away> because that can be used to alter screeenies
<Shocker> mm
<Shocker> im not no
<Shocker> but
<Shocker> grr
<Shocker> i dont cheat i swear ok
<Puneet|away> if it was a hard match
<Puneet|away> and we wanted to cheat
<Puneet|away> would u
<Shocker> no
<Puneet|away> are u a vegetarian?
<Shocker> nope
<Puneet|away> would u be prepared to give up meat and call out to the name of Allah if asked for by the clan
<Puneet|away> just at lans
<Puneet|away> u can follow ur own religion at home
<Shocker> <Munk|> go slap pun
<Shocker> <Munk|> he should know im agent R
<Puneet|away> oh shit sorry
<Puneet|away> i thought he was X
<Shocker> i dont have a religion
<Puneet|away> ok
<Puneet|away> and finally, do u believe that cs is more than just a game?
<Puneet|away> we’re at the last part of the trial initiation
<Shocker> how do u mean
<Puneet|away> i mean do u think its a release from the everyday mundane things
<Puneet|away> like homework and such
<Shocker> i play cs as soon as i come back from school
<Puneet|away> ok
<Shocker> and stop at 12pm
<Puneet|away> last part of the ceremony
<Shocker> u decide
<Shocker> :)0
<Puneet|away> u sure u want to trial?
<Puneet|away> ok repeat after me if u are sure
<Puneet|away> I believe that cs is more than a game
<Shocker> I believe that cs is more than a game
<Puneet|away> dont copy and paste
<Puneet|away> type it
<Puneet|away> feel it
<Puneet|away> believe it
<Shocker> type it
<Shocker> feel it
<Shocker> believe it
<Shocker> oh right
<Shocker> soz
<Shocker> i didnt copy n paste it
<Puneet|away> I believe i can fly away
<Shocker> erm
<Shocker> i believe i can fly away
<Puneet|away> Spread my wings and fly away
<Shocker> spread my wings and fly away
<Puneet|away> if i believe it
<Shocker> if i believe it
<Puneet|away> and i can see it
<Puneet|away> u there?
<Shocker> and i can see it
<Shocker> ye
<Puneet|away> then i can dooo it
<Shocker> then i can dooo it
<Puneet|away> i believe i can fly
<Puneet|away> i believe i can touch the sky
<Shocker> i believe i can fly
<Puneet|away> I am LCA
<Shocker> i believe i can touch the sky
<Puneet|away> LCA are my brothers
<Shocker> I am LCA
<Shocker> LCA are my brothers
<Puneet|away> I am their brothers
<Puneet|away> god bless lca
<Shocker> i am their brother
<Shocker> god bless lca
<Puneet|away> amen
<Shocker> amen
<Shocker> :/
<Puneet|away> k ill cu here tomorrow
<Puneet|away> 9pm
<Puneet|away> use the name "swazzle
<Shocker> ok
<Shocker> what
<Puneet|away> so i know its u
<Shocker> in irc ?
<Puneet|away> yea
<Puneet|away> we cant let anyone know that ur trialling
<Puneet|away> ppl monitor my irc after 8pm
<Puneet|away> so ull need to use an alias
<Puneet|away> "swazzle"
<Puneet|away> ok ?
<Puneet|away> c u there my friend
<Puneet|away> god speed
<Shocker> ok
<Puneet|away> remember
<Puneet|away> cs is more than just a game
<Puneet|away> lca are more than just a clan
<Puneet|away> do u believe it ?
<Puneet|away> do u feel it?
<Shocker> yes
<Puneet|away> oh another thing
<Puneet|away> ull need to make a cs logo
<Puneet|away> can u do that?
<Shocker> no
<Shocker> never have
<Puneet|away> are u good at drawing?
<Shocker> im ok
<Puneet|away> whats ur best subject
<Shocker> music
<Puneet|away> u can either make a cs logo or a short poem about lca for tomorrow
<Puneet|away> ur choice
<Puneet|away> either 5pm or 9pm tomorrow m8
<Puneet|away> its for the website
<Puneet|away> i made a poem
<Shocker> i may be able to make a
<Shocker> logo
<Puneet|away> ok
<Shocker> for the webby
<Shocker> not for cs tho
<Puneet|away> okies
<Puneet|away> u not good at poems?
<Shocker> im quite good at flash
<Shocker> im good at poems ye
<Puneet|away> munk really likes poems
<Puneet|away> so if u make a poem ur chances of getting in are higher tbh
<Puneet|away> can u make me a poem by either end of today or tomorrow
<Puneet|away> nothing majo
<Puneet|away> just about cs and lca
<Shocker> ye np
<Shocker> end of tomorrow
<Shocker> LCA, what a clan we play cs the best we can :/
<Shocker> u want it long tho
<Puneet|away> yea
<Puneet|away> if possible
<Puneet|away> about 6 lines?
<Shocker> np
<Puneet|away> thats a really good start tho m8
<Shocker> i better get in tho
<Puneet|away> can see ur gonna be a great addition to the team


*** AND AS PROOF
<Puneet|away> did he pm u the codename and password?
<Munk|> yep lol
<Munk|> [16:42] <Shocker> hi can i join lca plz
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> I am agent X Munklord, Agent Y sent me
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> I am agent X Munklord, Agent Y sent me
<Munk|> ROFL
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> the password is scottish
<Munk|> [16:55] <Shocker> behold
<Munk|> omfg
<Munk|> my sides
<Munk|> stop
<Puneet|away> lol thats honestly so funny
<Puneet|away> i interviewed him
<Munk|> [16:56] <Shocker> LET THE DOORS OF LCA OPEN TO ME
<Munk|> LMAO
<Puneet|away> lol
<Munk|> [16:56] <Shocker> BESTOW ME THE HONOUR OF A TRIAL


*** 15 MINUTES LATER
<Shocker> i dont the poem
<Shocker> done
<Shocker> *
<Puneet|away> k paste
<Puneet|away> yo Nick?
<Shocker> yep
<Shocker> ok
<Shocker> LCA, what a clan,
<Shocker> we play cs the best we can.
<Shocker> Individually we are supreme,
<Shocker> but together we are a machine
<Shocker> Guns blazing, people dieing
<Shocker> and if you watched us youd be crying
<Shocker> thats what ive done so far
<Shocker> :P
<Puneet|away> wow thats really good
<Shocker> ta
<Puneet|away> wish i could do poems that well :/
<Puneet|away> mine was
<Puneet|away> GImme a l
<Puneet|away> gimme a c
<Puneet|away> gimme a c
<Puneet|away> a
<Puneet|away> even
<Puneet|away> whaddya get
<Puneet|away> LCA!!!
<Puneet|away> go go lca
<Shocker> heh
<Puneet|away> lca ur the man
<Puneet|away> if u cant do it
<Puneet|away> infinity e sports can
<Shocker> so im guessing mine was shit then
<Puneet|away> nah urs is actually really good
<Puneet|away> finish it and stuff
<Shocker> thx
<Shocker> ok np
<Puneet|away> we’ll put it on the front page of the website

<m00|MOHAA|BY> ne 1 know where i can find a list of admin commands and map names for MOHAA ?
<aQu|away> yes
<aQu|away> its right in there
<m00|MOHAA|BY> ??
<m00|MOHAA|BY> where then ?
<aQu|away> try this link:
<aQu|away> that site really has nice background
<m00|MOHAA|BY> erm
<m00|MOHAA|BY> whats the link ?
<aQu|away> ?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> u dint give it
<aQu|away> r u blind?
<aQu|away> [20:49] <aQu|away> try this link:
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:49] <aQu|away> try this link:
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:49] <aQu|away> that site really has nice background
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:50] <m00|MOHAA|BY> erm
<aQu|away> lol
<m00|MOHAA|BY> no link there
<aQu|away> what irc r u using?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> mirc
<m00|MOHAA|BY> just type ***.blah.com
<aQu|away> :
<m00|MOHAA|BY> nop
<aQu|away> r u trying to be funny?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> still not there
<m00|MOHAA|BY> no
<m00|MOHAA|BY> o.O
<aQu|away> it is right there!!!!
<m00|MOHAA|BY> http://www.gamechexx.de/
<m00|MOHAA|BY> that it ?
<aQu|away> what it?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> http://www.gamechexx.de/
<m00|MOHAA|BY> http://www.hlsw.de/ <----------- that the link ?
<aQu|away> i can't see the link
<aQu|away> [20:54] <m00|MOHAA|BY> <----------- that the link ?
<aQu|away> lol
<m00|MOHAA|BY> hmmmmmmmm
<m00|MOHAA|BY> bug in mirc ?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> :/
<m00|MOHAA|BY> hold on
<m00|MOHAA|BY> ok
<m00|MOHAA|BY> say the address again
<m00|MOHAA|BY> see if i can see it
<aQu|away> :
<aQu|away> u see?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> hmmmmz no
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:55] <aQu|away> :
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:55] <aQu|away> u see?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:55] <m00|MOHAA|BY> hmmmmz no
<m00|MOHAA|BY> pffffff
<m00|MOHAA|BY> wierd as fuck
<aQu|away> lol
<m00|MOHAA|BY> try PM’in me
<m00|MOHAA|BY> or
<aQu|away> reinstall ur mirc, maybe its not compatible with my version
<m00|MOHAA|BY> type it in spaces e.g www. y a h o o . c o .m
<m00|MOHAA|BY> type it in spaces e.g w w w . y a h o o . c o .m
<aQu|away> . .
<m00|MOHAA|BY> [18:56] <aQu|away> . .
<aQu|away> dont tell me it doesnt work
<m00|MOHAA|BY> wtfffff
<aQu|away> LOL
<m00|MOHAA|BY> wierd as fuck
<m00|MOHAA|BY> ok
<aQu|away> lets try this one
<m00|MOHAA|BY> try typing just the main bit........
<m00|MOHAA|BY> google
<m00|MOHAA|BY> .com
<m00|MOHAA|BY> like that
<aQu|away> w w w. ur a fucking stupid cow . com
<aQu|away> can u see it?
<aQu|away> =D
<aQu|away> lol
<m00|MOHAA|BY> yes ppffffffff
<aQu|away> hahahah
<aQu|away> dumbass
<m00|MOHAA|BY> u taking the piss ?
<m00|MOHAA|BY> o.O
<aQu|away> yep
<aQu|away> =)
* m00|MOHAA|BY slaps aQu|away around a bit with a large trout
<aQu|away> hahahah
<m00|MOHAA|BY> so u dont know any ?
<aQu|away> u belived it
<aQu|away> no, no idea
<m00|MOHAA|BY> lolz
<m00|MOHAA|BY> i waz going crazy here
<m00|MOHAA|BY> couldnt understand wtf waz happening
<aQu|away> =)
<m00|MOHAA|BY> cunt :P

<D33> I went in a hotel in cyprus once
<D33> really really hot
<D33> and it was a small cubical
<D33> my cheeks got so sweaty i slipped off the seat
<phantom> did someone laff outside as you poo’d?
<D33> mid dangle
<Pod> rofl
<D33> was messy

<Pod> its called a "preform" StarMonkey :P
<D33> no it’s called a "perform"
<StarMonkey> no, its called "perform"
<StarMonkey> :P
<D33> :E
<phantom`> "preform" or "perform" dont take msgs however ;(
<Pod> fu im a yank!
<phantom`> no, your a cunt
<D33> lol
<Pod> fu!
<phantom`> no.. wait.. same diff ;(
<StarMonkey> lol

<ATF> hm
<ATF> may i idle here?
<Ginga> no
<Ginga> fuck off
<Ginga> !
<Nor-> aye ATF anyone can idle
part | ATF | (atf@pD9540899.dip.t-dialin.net)
<Ginga> lol

<Militant> ffs, porn these days is RUBBISH1
<Militant> 11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
<Pod> yeah after you mum retired.... :O
<Steelo> lol...
<Red7> I bet you’ve been saving that one Pod :)
<Steelo> obv

<[-will-]> sucks
<[-will-]> I still have 1500K to traverse back to the nearest point of civilization
<[-will-]> thats 1.5 hours :(
<Alex490> ROFL
<Alex490> why did you go out so far?
<[-will-]> well
<[-will-]> I was crusing
<[-will-]> then I buggered off to school
<[-will-]> and forogt about freelancer
<[-will-]> I got about four hours out :/
<Mozza`> LOL
<[-will-]> ah shush :\
<[-will-]> aint funny :(
<[-will-]> I spent most of today trying to get back

<Intron> they did have scuds
<Intron> just not long range ones
<Intron> aparently they have been fireing ones beyond the range they should be able too
<Intron> so its proof they are useing the illegal missles
<Nor|singing> yes the same missiles they said the didnt have
<flossie> nor - like a scud is a weapon of mass destrcution
<flossie> its a weapon of mass hysteria
<flossie> hysterical laughing, that is
<D33> lol

<phantom> hmmmm got a random email of some lass who apprently goes to teh same place i do on mondays...
<Infyy^> course they will go to brothels too phantom :p
<D33> #chessnight ?
<phantom> D33, no.
<phantom> Infyy, hush ;(
<D33> bwaf
<StarMonkey> lol
<D33> "I saw you in #mondaynightclubbing and you looked so hip with your new brackets, {phantom}. Wanna go takeovering some time?"
<StarMonkey> lol
<phantom> :P
<phantom> from the email :
<phantom> Found you on NetGoth, hope you don’t mind my random emailing =P
<phantom> See that you go to Kartouche on a monday, me too. Haven’t seen you before but shall be looking out for you tomorrow night heh.
<D33> k
<D33> four words in
<D33> and I see "goth"
<D33> :/
<phantom> yeah, and? :P
<D33> Kartouche?
<phantom> nightclub
<StarMonkey> goth = win
<D33> you wear like.. black lipstick and shit?
<phantom> i dont personaly, not my style, i just go for the all black look (well, i’ve got some color after a recent shopping wander around camden \o/ )
<StarMonkey> phantom i still have to come clubbing with you :D
<D33> hmm
<phantom> hehe, indeed :)
<D33> I wear all black
<D33> but I wear it in a sort of "look at me i’m one sexy tell fat bastard xD"
<D33> not a "hi, i’m a goth ;*("

<Tu`Lasty> Two friends, /quit and /exit, were walking in the park. Then /exit went to eat. Who stayed in the park?
** Melwas (~donkey_ra@80-192-254-46.cable.ubr02.nm.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: did))