-[ ProfLiebstrom ]- i think ive lost one of my bollocks

<+Envy^21^2day^FO> never heard of him
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> unless it's an alias
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> but then again had more members than a 15 yr whore has had cocks
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> +stl
<+Envy^21^2day^FO> +has

<Brocken> fs I've been farting non-stop all day and they're so potent they really really could kill a small animal :/
* Bad-Co covers aardvark's mouth and nose
* FluffyKitten dies

[D33]: munro is the only human being who has actually defied the laws of science and learnt how to speak from his rectum

[21:55] * mrBadger runs away
[21:56] <Melly> hrhr i wrote iraq on mrBadger's bottom, he wont get far till its invaded

[Matt] for a start an unmanned fighter can go beyond 9 G without the pilot passing out

<cybersh33p> you are freaking paranoid man
<Pinapoke> welcome to the real world, bitch!

<cybersh33p> that is certain, indisputably my canus domesticus
<DiSTuRbEdofX1> This is what Saerek looks for: trailer trash mullet loving girls.
<Saerek> oh yeah? you wananspeak in ebonics? I'm gonna kickizzle your azizzle fo rizzle.

<Mr_Sands> do I what to get time of last file status change or time of last data modification?
<korno> shaun WTF DOES YOUR SENTANCE MEAN

(Brocken): I destroyed Tampax, bastard tampons didn't cure my bowel control problems ;(
(stuie): D33 smells
(Brocken): just ended up being high speed projectiles :/

(Hanley`a): anyone know if i can buy a camel from argos pm me

* @ophiuchus|UT hacks into phantom's computer and slaps phantom up side the head with a rubber chicken!
* phantom curses teh day he installed the USB rubber chicken ;(

<MoRtiZ-01> i'm almost shitting my pants
<_Deviant> does any1 know if mac's run on x86 or do they run on ARM ?
<_Deviant> or SPARC ?
<MaxiKana> they run on apples

(Cereal|Bed): backwards porn is funny
(contact|cF^): watching it backwards u mean?
(barcode1999): its the best kind
(gemzafk): eh
(gemzafk): like
(Cereal|Bed): yes
(contact|cF^): thats kinda twisted
(gemzafk): up the wrong hole?
(contact|cF^): like un-porn
(gemzafk): :S
(Cereal|Bed): someone sucks in jism off a girls face then gets dressed
(contact|cF^): lol
(barcode1999): haha nrop
(contact|cF^): theres no such thing as "Wrong hole"
(barcode1999): oh there is...
(contact|cF^): nrop :D
(x25killa): rewinding pron.... its strange.

Eterniti was automatically banned from a channel for being an ass

<Pinapoke> owned, bitch
<Eterniti> I owned your mom all the way to my bedroom, you disgusting little cum-guzzler.
<Eterniti> Now go off and cry to your internet friends.
<Pinapoke> interesting :o too bad my mom isn't all that good
<Eterniti> You would know, you incestious little hick.
<Pinapoke> you do, hopefully, realise it's 'eternity'
<Pinapoke> and that's very un-original
<Pinapoke> at least, I own you
<Eterniti> Do a /whois, you fucking moron, on Eternity, and then kill yourself for having a name that reminds me of Pokemon.
<Pinapoke> Oo
<Pinapoke> what if I don't want to
<Pinapoke> you could just.. get a name that's original enough you don't have to fuck with it to use it
<Eterniti> If you stopped talking to me, my life would be better, you uncharismatic runt. :)
<Pinapoke> as long as you keep talking mine gets better anyway :)
<Eterniti> Now go limp home.
<Pinapoke> I'm already home
<Pinapoke> I've no need to limp, I can talk to you from here in my chair
<Pinapoke> lost for words?
<Pinapoke> meanwhile, I think that porn is good
<Pinapoke> obviously other than my mom you can't get much more >_<
<Pinapoke> I'm here to help you with that
<Pinapoke> now, first, you gotta stop wasting your time on a computer trying to annoy people over the interweb, it doesn't work
<Pinapoke> second, you need to thin up
<Eterniti> Why do you keep making my computer ping? Go away, you retard.
<Pinapoke> stop eating all that meat
<Pinapoke> because I believe you need help, buddy
<Eterniti> I'm 155 pounds and I sign on the internet about one every two days, you disgusting loser.
<Pinapoke> ah
<Pinapoke> ok then, now you need to wear some deoderant
<Eterniti> Are you tired of being verbally raped yet?
<Pinapoke> loser.
<Pinapoke> verbally raped?
<Pinapoke> what?
<Eterniti> Do you want me to stop stuffing my cock in your mouth?
<Pinapoke> even if you win, you're still retarded, you know that right?
<Eterniti> Go talk with some more of your thirteen year old butt buddies.
<Pinapoke> that's hard to do over the intershit
<Pinapoke> don't you insult my butt budies, they give some good head. They're all really hot women
<Eterniti> No. I am smarter than you, better looking than you, have more friends than you, and just totally destroyed you when you tried to say you owned me, you acne-infested piece of shit.
<Eterniti> Now stop talking to me or I will put you on ignore.
<Pinapoke> Oo
<Pinapoke> that's really mature
<Pinapoke> tell me, what's your dick size?
<Pinapoke> and if you're smarter what were you doing bein an ass in #halflife2 ?
<Pinapoke> you could be gettin' laid if you're any smarter
<Pinapoke> if I were one bit smarter, I'd be having sex with 5 women. Right now.
<Pinapoke> wait, if you 'destroyed' me, why am I still alive?
<Pinapoke> it's kindof weird you know
<Pinapoke> you still here?
<Pinapoke> ahh, I've never seen someone older than me decide to 'fuck maturity up the ass'

[D33atWork]: Ompa Lompa, Dupity Do
[D33atWork]: I'm on the helpdesk, waiting for you.
[D33atWork]: Ompa Lompa Dupity Dee
[D33atWork]: Pick up your phone and ffs, ring me ;(

[onions]: shoot first laugh later

<onions> lo all :)
<onions> Pi|Mu|Rho
<Pi|Mu|Rho> onions
<onions> phantom
<Blood_God> smells
* Blood_God runs
<Pi|Mu|Rho> isn't here
<onions> meh
<Quad`> your a weird bunch eh

* Heartwork sits in the corner and cries
* Longbow[GB] points at the dunse in the corner
-[ Sierro ]- dunce
-[ Heartwork ]- lol
-[ chippy ]- dance!
-[ Heartwork ]- the irony

<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving?
<bobbles> i fell down some stairs
<bobbles> does that count

<Flossie> depends how much you get paid for staying in bed
<Brocken> I get payed ?100 an hour for the things I do in bed
<nameinuse> you run a law firm from under your duvet?
<Brocken> no, I'm a gimp

*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)

<CaptainTrips> what was the process you had to kill if you was thick enough to click that link advertising CS keys?
<Blood_God> brain.exe
<CaptainTrips> is that real, or a guess?
<Blood_God> thats me taking the piss

(@mrBadger) lern to spell

<doom> my back hurts
<doom> ;[
<doom> to much starcraft
<mrBadger> lol
<crushenator5000> lol
<mrBadger> i don't see the connection
<BrianD> Ha. Bad chair?
<doom> i crouch
<[Matt]> he's playing star craft with a dance mat

(@Munro) I wish you could tell people to fuck off in windows checkers
(@Munro) every time I go to win they 'disapear'
(Deviant`) lol
(Deviant`) yeah they suck when they do that
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) White> No
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) White> You're welcome
(@Munro) wtf!
(Deviant`) lol
(Deviant`) probably a 5 yo or sommat
(@Munro) i been waiting for 5 mins now I want to take 3 of your things just let me do it :P
(Murray_H) just tell them that you are a 17 year old girl who will go on their webcam with their tits out after you play the game
(@Munro) Red> Are you still there?
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) Red> Hello
(@Munro) Red> Are you still there?
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) Red> Yes
(@Munro) Red> It's your turn
(@Munro) ;[
(@Munro) i want "fucking move already" in the selection box

<MoRtiZ-01> Don't you remember the San Andres Fault in Duke Nukem
<MoRtiZ-01> Duke Nukem was all the geography I needed

<Quad`> i usto make out with one of my cousins, havent seen here in 7 years tho
<DiSTuRbEdofX> you damn brits.
<WillH> ewwww
<WillH> wtf
<WillH> dude you don't make out with your cousin
<Quad`> i could marry her if i wanted to, its not like she is my first cousin
<DiSTuRbEdofX> Quad
<Quad`> she is like my 2nd or 3rd
<DiSTuRbEdofX> you sick fuck.
<WillH> Umm... either way its still not right
<Quad`> i was 8 years old
<Quad`> =|
<WillH> even scarier
<WillH> i don't like to imagine 8 year olds making out
<Quad`> please dont i-rox this
<DiSTuRbEdofX> ahah
<WillH> now its in for sure

<D33> k
<D33> off to take a poo
<D33> bbl
<Darksaber> tmi
<D33> well i could tell you what it will consist of ?
<Darksaber> no ta
<D33> dumplings, pizza, stew, chickenburger, king prawn
<D33> cucumber, grape, carrot
<Blood_God> "i'm going to the loo" is fine, "i need a shit" is a bit much info
<D33> there's always carrot
<D33> no matter what end
<D33> why is that
<D33> ;(
<Blood_God> and now you've crossed the line
<D33> with carrot?

<traesko> hooray, I'll be getting humped by dogs soon!
<zguL> good for you
<traesko> indeed.
<traesko> I'm looking forward to it. =p
<traesko> rotweilers..
<MaxiKana> lol
<zguL> I heard they're good
<MaxiKana> I prefer poodles myself

<Stingey> i gotta stop flushing my mouth with cola really
<Pi|Mu|Rho> try hemlock instead
* Stingey goes googling
<Stingey> First hit
<Stingey> Welcome to End-of-Life Choices.
<Stingey> Hemlock, or poison hemlock, is a large, coarse, unpleasant-smelling plant, all parts of which are poisonous and may be fatal if eaten. It is the poison hemlock that was used to put Socrates to death.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> Try it. You might like it.

* Deviant` bangs head on table
[MaxiKana] lol
[@Majestic_XII] krami ja
[krami] WO ?
[@Majestic_XII] nein
[krami] :7
[Deviant`] wow i think ive got brain damage now, i cant understand wtf ur saying

[Dreamscape] press 111111 now for hot cyber (please don't kick ^_^)
[@Majestic_XII] 11111
[crushenator5000] 111111
[crushenator5000] lol
[@Majestic_XII] 11111?
[Dreamscape] gang bang
[theGreenBunny] no, that's what bablefish makes of it
[MaxiKana] 11111111111111111111!!!!!!!!
[traesko] 111111
[MaxiKana] lol
[traesko] !
[krami] 0 !
[theGreenBunny] 222222
[traesko] theGreenBunny: gay
[theGreenBunny] ...
[crushenator5000] lol

(DrEggs) anyone see the sports report on BBC1 after the news?
(HotSoup) no
(HotSoup) why ?
(DrEggs) scots woman made a fluff up
(Longbow[GB]) ?
(HotSoup) explain
(DrEggs) 'If u wanted to see goals today, u should have been in the Stadium of Light watching Middlesbrough v Birmingham
(DrEggs) a lot of mbro supporters must have been pised to go to a hame game and find it being played in Sunderland :D
(DrEggs) home^
([Elrond]) who gives a fuck
([Elrond]) a) its football
([Elrond]) b) it's middlesborough
(Blood_God) some people actually support middlesborough tho.
([Elrond]) you think both of them would have gone to the match?

(09:34:14) * @David^ is playing HL - Counter-Strike
(09:35:20) * @David^ returned from playing HL - Counter-Strike
(09:35:32) (Arkaos) did u get owned?

<onions> learning how to say "i like to eat bread" in german was hard enough
<Synbios> j'aime manger du pain?
<Mimir> doesn't look german :p
<Synbios> ich liebe... eat bread.
<Mimir> ich esse gerne brot ;-)
<D33> ich have zehn titten und i habe ein blau rad, mit ein titten.
<mrBadger> lol
<Synbios> lol
<Stingey-homewor> lol
<D33> what? :(
<mrBadger> I have 10 boobs and I have a blue Bike, with a breast
<D33> :E

{@jonr} drp, which would ya sooner go for
{@jonr} 64-bit AMD system with 1gig of ram
{@jonr} or
{@jonr} a shag with that fit bird on the poster in ya front living room
{@jonr} answer truthfully
{@DoctorP} probly teh 64-bit AMD system with 1gig of ram
{@DoctorP} does that make me a sad loser then ?

Marik> o yea qui has expanded the search engine to 500 now, new targte :p
<Marik> target*
<qui`> i dont think anyone is capable of replicating Marik's sheer scale of stupidity to get on i-rox
<qui`> ;x
<Marik> lol
<Stingey> you might wanna put that up

[PvtRyan] mrBadger, you're seeing it wrong, you have to like steam, you have to whisper nice words to it, be nice to it, and it'll be nice to you too, really
[@mrBadger] heh
[OCybrManO] I talk dirty to it
[Deviant`] "yeah bitch gimme what i want or ill close your ports..."

[Deviant`] i rox is fun, you actually have a chance of getting on it if u idle in here :o
[crushenator5000] lol
[FarrowLeSparrow] Im on it once...
[FarrowLeSparrow] Some people are on it just for saying lol in someone elses conversation though.
[crushenator5000] lol
[Zmur] lol
[Deviant`] thats gotta be added

[@[Matt]] i once saw jehova after eating one too mahy magic mushrooms... does that make me a witness?
[Deviant`] was he eating them too [Matt] ?
[@[Matt]] no he was eating fairy cakes
[Deviant`] next time u get a jehova's witness knock on the door askin if they can come in and talk about sin say "sure, i dont really live here like im just robbing the place"
[@mrBadger] lol
[cybersh33p] hehe deviant
[@[Matt]] rofl Deviant` reminds me of the time when my sister was getting married....
[@[Matt]] i was in a full wedding suit at a mates house
[@[Matt]] answered the door to a jehova's witness and said 'i im not the owner im just the butler'

<mrBunneh> There are 8 misters in here..
* mrWeekEndTranny is now known as mrFerret
* mrSquirrel eats Deviant`'s saussage
* Deviant` is now known as mrDeviant
<mrBunneh> We shall overcome.
<mrSquirrel> Resistance is futile.

(@[MPD]Losty) tbh
(@[MPD]Losty) spilling stuff on groins normally happens to me
(@[MPD]Losty) :-/
(@[MPD]Losty) and no, not premature ejaculations btw

LOLKID: WYH DID JOTL SHTU DOWN TEH LOLMAN SERVAR?
>>> retrieving #ut.jolt info...
+Apoca|ypse: it smells
@Turkish: and full of lamers
+Gunman`: more important things to do maybe

(The Pure Comical Irony)

<CrazyHarij> Yes. I don't listen to rap alot
<CrazyHarij> But some french rapsongs are pretty good
<Pinapoke> if you mention 'rap' again we'll send the taxes to your house
<CrazyHarij> rap
<CrazyHarij> rap
<CrazyHarij> rap
*** Mode change "+b *!*crazyhari@h178n1c1o851.bredband.skanova.com" for channel #halflife2 by synth
*** CrazyHarij has been kicked off channel #halflife2 by synth (Repeating (3r in 8s), 10m tempban! <291>)
<Pinapoke> Owned.
<Pinapoke> And taxed.

<DiSTuRbEdofX> Whiteboy are you sure your not white?
<WhiteBoy> eh? I am white.. I am sure of that..
<WhiteBoy> ya'know.. that used to be a username of mine.. lol
<DiSTuRbEdofX> how you type sounds like you are white trash
<DiSTuRbEdofX> jesus christ.
<WhiteBoy> but wonce I found out what it ment hjeh
<WhiteBoy> ah fuck you jackass
<WhiteBoy> I didn't come here to get in a fight
<WhiteBoy> so fuck off
<Quad`> lmfao, im iroxing this
<DiSTuRbEdofX> you didn't know what white trash was?
<DiSTuRbEdofX> OMFG!!!
<DiSTuRbEdofX> hahaha
<WhiteBoy> I was 10 years old
<DiSTuRbEdofX> 12 now?
<WhiteBoy> I haven't used that name in 5 years
<DiSTuRbEdofX> oh 15.
<WhiteBoy> 16
<DiSTuRbEdofX> oh 16,
<DiSTuRbEdofX> youngin.
<WhiteBoy> prime of my life :)
* Murray^ realized he has never changed his nick exept for the "^^"

[15:29] * mrBadger is clver

(Heartwork) if you just say 'i'm not on i-rox' someone quotes it and it gets submitted.

* Majestic_XII throws a penis demon on mrBadger
<Fenric> lol
<mrBadger> what?
<Majestic_XII> what?
<Fenric> penis demons are like grenades, they go off in your hand :p
<Majestic_XII> umm... eeewww
<mrBadger> :/
<Fenric> lol
<mrBadger> and most disgusting quote of the day goes to... Fenric!
<Fenric> there, thats two young minds irrepariably damaged for life :p
<Majestic_XII> cheers m8
<mrBadger> cheers gramps
<Fenric> my work here is done :p

[17:54:37] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:54:42] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:54:47] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:54:52] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:54:57] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:55:02] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:55:07] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:55:10] : @Fenric waits for badger to flood himself
[17:55:12] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:55:12] [@mrBadger]: ok.. how do you stop timers?
[17:55:17] [@mrBadger]: test
[17:55:21] [@mrBadger]: shit
[17:55:22] [@mrBadger]: test