(+Agent_Mull) I think I have a problem. I just gibbed my landlady with a 12-guage pistol-grip pump-action shotgun, and she hasn't respawned yet : /

<Thargore> if you get out of bed too late, and start working behind the pc right after it, your head feels like it's filled with cotton. then if you take a big cup of strong espresso, you get all woozy by the battle between drowsiness and excitement in ur brain..
<Thargore> and people say caffeine aint a drug
<Rogue`> caffeine aint a drug
<Rogue`> its a medicine
<Rogue`> it cures mornings

<commy> whoever said u cant have enough education is either a) very talented 2) stupid 2) lucky

(Direwolf) can you guys keep it down? The chan next door is trying to sleep.

<MistaKill_> AHHHHH
<MistaKill_> THERES BLOOD ON MY PILLOW
<MistaKill_> IM BLEEDING FROM MY ASS
<MistaKill_> oh wait
<MistaKill_> no

([Matt]) you hear the one about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

{D33} Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

<Quad`> m00
* Murray^ milks Quad`
<Quad`> =o

* [Matt] force feeds Pi|Mu|Rho a drop of mercury
<[Matt]> p.s. mercury whilst poisonous is also the most powefull laxative known to man...
* Pi|Mu|Rho gets a large cork and a mallet

theGreenBunny> I wonder if I could type with my ear
<theGreenBunny> hbnvbgt.,.;;
<theGreenBunny> guess not

<Quad`> http://www.i-rox.com/quote/1886
<Quad`> =\
<Murray^> Hey, at least it wasn't bash.org ;)
<Quad`> bash is overrated
<Murray^> Muh
<Murray^> Then what's the best IRC-log page you know of?
<Quad`> that would be bash
<Quad`> but its still over-rated
<Quad`> =| i-rox is more user friendly
<Murray^> I never visit it too often if that's what you mean.
<Quad`> you get that warm feeling when you visit i-rox, like thier part of your family
<Murray^> uhu

<Sprafa> So, can I finger u?
<Sprafa> Lets all finger Maj?
<MajesticXII> NO!
* MajesticXII cries
* Sprafa pets Maj
* theGreenBunny i-roxes the maxi quote
<Sprafa> Dont worry
<MaxiKana> no
<MaxiKana> don't :P
<theGreenBunny> too late
<MajesticXII> this is getting waaaay too zakat-ish for me
* MaxiKana cries

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<skunko> well i officially have jacked off

<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please"
<teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?"
<teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account"

(@icono) what is it your mad at?
(NecroMort) women
(@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you
(NecroMort) same thing ;)

buservt: I was trying to find a tape downstairs, and I have diarhea, and I had to shit really bad, and I saw a copy of austin powers, and there was a picture of fat bastard on it when he is trying to eat mini me, and I thought (in fat bastards voice) "stay in my butthole" and I laughed so hard I shit all over myself
buservt: another pair of shorts ruined

(ophiuchus|PS) my friends boyfriend loves graphic novels
(ophiuchus|PS) film i want to see thats getting made soon is the fantastic four :)
(ophiuchus|PS) loved the cartoons as a kid and the books
(qui|fs) the books rocked as a kid
(qui|fs) quite weird reading them when you're older though
(qui|fs) the level of english used in them is pahtetic
(ophiuchus|PS) yeah
(qui|fs) pathetuc
(qui|fs) pathetic
(qui|fs) even
(qui|fs) fs
([Matt]) how ironic
([Matt]) :D

<MaxiKana> what the hell do i do with a executable jar file`?
<Deviant> use the tin opener :D
<MaxiKana> thats like a self-opening jar
<MaxiKana> dubble click, and its open

<stuie> btw marik kennex pwns ur lil bike
<Marik^> who is kennex?
<Marik^> ?
<stuie> kennex connex something along those lines
<Marik^> wtf you on about dude?
<Longbow[GB]> lol
<stuie> do you know what i mean Longbow[GB]?
<stuie> and i'm not a dude i told you to call me Mr stu
<Longbow[GB]> yes
<stuie> see Longbow[GB] understands me
* stuie sighs
<Marik^> you mean k-nex?
<stuie> never try to tell a moron about something good
<Longbow[GB]> ^^
<stuie> yeah i said something like that
<Marik^> no you didnt
<stuie> kennex - almost connex
<Marik^> you said :Kennex i said: k-nex
<Longbow[GB]> (16:21:38) <stuie> i think i might of got pwned by marik
<Longbow[GB]> (16:21:41) <stuie> :'(
<Longbow[GB]> lol
<stuie> k-nex
* stuie cries

[@nH`AuroN]: o man
[@nH`AuroN]: i just farted and wee came out
[+wdN|vamp]: please be lieing
[+scopeh]: omg, stop
[+M3^JasoN]: rofl auron

<evangelic> is it actually possible to suck ur own willy? :o

[@evangelic] our new BF member
[@evangelic] is gay
[@evangelic] and keeps flirting with me

(@synth) /exit and /quit were in a classroom. /exit was retarded. Who was intelligent?
(Thargore) /quit
(Mitoboy) Stop teasing me! *cries*
? Quits : Zmur` : [ Signed off ]
(@synth) rofl
(Thargore) lol
(@synth) looks like Zmur` and /exit have something in common

{@Synbios} just get so mad with her sometimes... she's so demanding and argumentative
{+phanneh} you've just descibed most of the women i've ever known...
{@qui} sounds like 99% of woman :P
{@qui} definitely like one I'm going out with atm
{@qui} LOOK YOU'RE WRONG, IM RIGHT (YES AGAIN)
{@qui} NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN
{@Synbios} think it'll be long-term?
{@qui} "yes dear, I'm sorry for being argumentative"
{@qui} ^^ I say instead

(O_D|_SELAS_) Phew, I did a i-rox search for selas and it didnt find anything.
(O_D|_SELAS_) :)
(@synth|afk) search again! :O
! @synth|afk i-roxes

<@Brain_Murders> the trouble is the burst traffic
<@Brain_Murders> ask any network engineer - its always the bloody burst traffic
<+phanny> network engineers and hot air ballonist... the two groups which fear bursts the most
<@Brain_Murders> that and condom testers
<+stormeh> what about people with colostamy(sp) bags, I bet they fear it

[Kryton]: /exit and /quit jumps off a cliff, /exit is a feather and /quit is a brick, who will hit the floor first?
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* Sierro has joined #trickery.radio
* L sets mode: +o Sierro
<@onions> and thats how Sierro lost his foreskin.

(traesko) mp3 ? Dumbo - When I See An Elephant Fly (01:47/128kbps) ||| d(')')b
(Punzz) ........
(@himself) traesko
(@himself) you NEED medical HELP

{@army|away} suprisingly for all the stupid and dumb things ive ever said and done, im not on i-rox

<Heartwork> you know you've had too much to drink when you find yourself staring at your sisters arse.

<Freakdoom> you know
<Freakdoom> i love all my friends
<Freakdoom> your like a second family to me
<Freakdoom> just say my entire family was killed somehow
<Freakdoom> would you let me live with you?
<Freakdoom> :D
<Zy> of course
<Freakdoom> yay :D
* Freakdoom is away: killing family

(@omega) windel, link goatse againa nd you can find yourself perm banned from everything(+Windelkron) I've become a scapegoatse

(22:01:14) ?(@Spudman) hey guys
(22:01:20) ?(@Spudman) want to hear a bed time story?
(22:01:22) ?(@Spudman) ok
(22:01:32) ?(@Spudman) My neck hurt really bad this morning
(22:01:48) ?(@Spudman) so I have this stuff that you rub into your skin and it makes it hot
(22:01:53) ?(@Spudman) and helps relax the muscle
(22:02:04) ?(@Spudman) Well, i put a lot on my hand, rubbed it on my neck
(22:02:13) ?(@Spudman) then i went to the bathroom
(22:02:17) ?(@Spudman) took a piss
(22:02:22) ?(@Spudman) without washing my hand
(22:02:34) ?(@Spudman) by balls burnt for 2 hours :(

[@fer] ken want some more pr0n?
[@afroken] indeed i do
[@afroken] er, can i have some without large pulsing horse genitals this time

-[ Heartwork ]- all your base are belong to us?
-[ Sierro ]- no
-[ Marik ]- shouldn't it be belonging?
-[ Sierro ]- No, it shouldn't.
-[ Sierro ]- Are you the only internet user in the world that doesn't know about "All Your Base" Marik?
-[ Marik ]- no
-[ Marik ]- i do know it
-[ Marik ]- but it does not make sense
-[ Sierro ]- ...

[@Heartwork] Niall you still there, or are you vigorously masturbating over duck porn?

<@D33> I shall resist like I resist shoving a dildo up my ass for sexual pleasure

(WillH) Our verification process has found that the Phone number you submitted cannot currently support DSL service; however, you do qualify for High-Speed Dial-up access. <- WTF DOES THAT MEAN?????? HIGH SPEED DIAL UP?? DAMnit i hate the world
(@synth) having high speed dialup is like having Gabe Newell go on a diet
(@synth) ...it just doesn't work
(WillH) Hey don't diss teh Gabe synth
(WillH) I'll tell on you
(Sarin) i prefer, Having high speed dialup is liking cooling yourself down by walking into a house fire.
(WillH) I'll drive down there and tattle on you
(@synth) he is our God, but I have the right to insult him anyway :p
(Sarin) if he was god
(Sarin) he wouldve done HL2 in 7 days
(WillH) Yeah he isn't god, just a really cool guy
(Sarin) it's taking bloody years
(WillH) are you comparing HL2 to the whole damn planet?
(WillH) HL2 would've taken god 5 minutes
(Sarin) imagine if God delayed genesis?
(Sarin) "err yeah, satan has stolen the source code for eden, so we're gonna push it's launch back a few million years"

<WillH> Grr... My friend who's even further out of town than me qualifies for DSL and I don't...
<WillH> Verizon so fucking sucks...
<Quad`> will get over it
<Quad`> your going to have 56k untill you die
<WillH> I'll never get over it
<WillH> I'm gonna bitch and moan as long as I want
<WillH> Try and stop me and i'll kill you.

<mrk`> k
<mrk`> i got nowt else to do
<WillH> If anyone here just happens to work for Verizon, please tell me, So I can kill you, I mean hug you for providing great service.... yeah thats it
<WillH> Our verification process has found that the Phone number you submitted cannot currently support DSL service; however, you do qualify for High-Speed Dial-up access. <- WTF DOES THAT MEAN?????? HIGH SPEED DIAL UP?? DAMnit i hate the world
<Sarin> High speed dialup?
<Sarin> isn't that just ISDN?
<Sarin> if it makes you feel any better btw, my 2mbit connection was activated today

(M3T): damn illiterate tdaoy

<Pinapoke> hey, /exit is going to get a drink, but /quit stays back where he was. Who is getting the drink?
<@[Matt]> i killed them CitrusC
<@[Matt]> :D
<Thargore> /exit
<CitrusC> /exit, pinapoke
<CrazyHarij> exit
<Pinapoke> ..
<Pinapoke> how the hell
<Thargore> CrazyHarij lost :p
<CitrusC> haha!
<CitrusC> Fucking owned you.
<CrazyHarij> hahah
<traesko> /exit
<Pinapoke> wtf!
<CrazyHarij> bah fo
<Pinapoke> you guys are seposed to like.. drop
<@[Matt]> /exit ?
<CitrusC> /server stats
<Thargore> just type /exit and press alt + enter instead of just enter
<O_D|_SELAS_> hey mah ppl
<Thargore> that override the command
<traesko> Pinapoke: writing exit wont exit the program..
<Pinapoke> damnit!

<@Pinapoke> fish go get laid
<+fishbot> Pinapoke LIES! Fish don't go get laid! fish go m00!

{+Kry|Hungover} lmao ended up flirtin with my m8's sister last night :E
{+Kry|Hungover} shes fuckin well fit
{+Kry|Hungover} i wouldn't mind fuckin my m8 either :P
{+Kry|Hungover} shes fit as fuck like her sister
{+Kry|Hungover} :E
{+Kry|Hungover} her sister ended up givin me a kiss woohoo!!!
{+Kry|Hungover} shes got a b/f & shes 19 :E
{+Kry|Hungover} she was pissed so that was probably y she gave ma a kiss
{@Synbios} :|
{+Kry|Hungover} i aint complainin :E
{+Kry|Hungover} when my m8's say 'fuckin hell shes fit as fuck her!'
{+Kry|Hungover} i can just say, i got a kiss off her
{+Kry|Hungover} my g/f would go sick if she read it lol :E
{@Synbios} just spam incessently to get it off the screen ;)
{+Kry|Hungover} lol
{+Kry|Hungover} it will be off in about 20 lines :|
{+Kry|Hungover} good job shes makin some breakfast
{+Kry|Hungover} id still fuck her tho :E
{@qui} hrm, does your gf read i-rox.com?:)
{+Kry|Hungover} 3some with my g/f & rebecca tbh :E
{+Kry|Hungover} no shes doesn't i hope
{@qui} well
{@qui} we could find out :)

(@mab) lmao im making a ship in 3dsm, and it looks very phallic at the moment
(@mab) and when i apply the bend modifier it does funny things
(@mab) doesnt help that i'd given it a pink material

(CaptainTrips) i'm sure my keyboard randomly swaps letters around :/
([Matt]) my mouse wheel started moving on its own CaptainTrips
([Matt]) strange thing is it started whilst i was watching the exorcist on DVD during the levatation scene
([Matt]) :/
(T3CH`) sprinkle holy water on it
([Matt]) :D
(T3CH`) while its switched on
(T3CH`) :D
([Matt]) the dvd started rewinding on its own :s
(T3CH`) next thing you know your computer will start going 'your mother installs OS2 in hell!!!'
(CaptainTrips) lol

<dave\\> http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=10267#
<dave\\> buy me one of those chris
<Kaso|AtHome> WHSmith sold them at chirstmas for ?15
<II3mHz> lol
<dave\\> WELL WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING BUY ME ONE
<II3mHz> because
<II3mHz> i brought u this instead
<II3mHz> http://genitalenlargement.bigstep.com/

*** Signoff: Marik (Signed off)
<Pinapoke> yeh! the bitch is dead! bust out with the drugs, the hookers, and the clowns!