<Synbios> #trickery.radio - http://hgr.ath.cx:8500/listen.pls - playlist at http://www.synbios.eclipse.co.uk/playlist.html - to make a request, just say !requesttbh followed by the song of your choice :)
<Marik> Synbios you got a playlist?
[Stormeh] LOL
<Marik> o ya lol
<Synbios> it's in that line above.
<Marik> ignore me
[Stormeh] ffs Marik
[Stormeh] we do constantly
[Stormeh] ;)

5<DiSTuRbEdofX> penises aren't rated as pc2700,3200, and 4400

[@Ferg] linux is harder to use then IRC
[@Ferg] and that's saying something

<SeiferZ> any1 who does Alvl physics alive in here?
<Pinapoke> erm
<Pinapoke> gravity can equal pain, friction keeps your ass in place. how much more complex does it get?

<@wooly-back> http://www.ventrilo.com/download.php
<@wooly-back> hostname/ip : mordor.multiplay.co.uk
<@Kahuna> yeah...but WHAT is a "ventrillo" server ?
<@Gra> like battlecom
<@Kahuna> aaaaaaah
<@Kahuna> thats why the cunt wouldnt work in HLSW

(Munro): or StarMonkey setup a webdev firm with me :p
(StarMonkey): i have my own webdev business, its impossible to find work
(Munro): I'll find us work ;p
(Munro): my excellence in web design, your brilliance in coding, together we can be... something
(Pi|Mu|Rho): unemployed?

<Tese> lauz, speak english
<Tese> not ircish :/
<lauz> i do spekk english
<lauz> i am english
<lauz> is th only language i can speek [propally]

<Thargore> OMG! streets are filled with white stuff!!!!!!
<Thargore> antrax! terrorist attack!
<theGreenBunny> ...
<onions> eep
<onions> not snowing by any chance?
<theGreenBunny> I think Thargore is lost in his dreamworld of streets full of dolphin ejaculate

Relevant note: IceMan` == Quad` with a different nick

<IceMan`> i can restart my computer by banging on my desk
<IceMan`> watch
<theGreenBunny> ...
<@][nfern0> :/
<theGreenBunny> it's not working
<Thargore> lol
<@][nfern0> I once had a base unit that reset if u breathed to hard :(
<Thargore> perhaps you're not banging right
* theGreenBunny bangs on Quad's desk
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<PeeJay> hi
<Farmgirl019> Hello :)
<PeeJay> I'm Pete, from UK, fancy a chat? :)
<PeeJay> where ru based babe?
<Farmgirl019> the US
<Farmgirl019> :)
<PeeJay> mind if I ask your name?
<Farmgirl019> Jaime, hun.
<PeeJay> Hi Jaime, lovely name
<PeeJay> could you describe yourself Jaime? or maybe swap pics??
<PeeJay> lovely name and a lovely body Jaime :)
<PeeJay> you are gorgeous
<PeeJay> thanks for that
<PeeJay> was it taken with a webcam?
<PeeJay> I can never get mine as clear as that
<Farmgirl019> yes, it was when I was at my friend Steph's house
<PeeJay> ok
<PeeJay> got any more?
<Farmgirl019> sorry, no
<PeeJay> I got one, bit naughtier than the last one though
<PeeJay> you ok with that?
<Farmgirl019> something happened to my old computer with all my pictures, and i could only find that one
<Farmgirl019> sure :)
<PeeJay> and what ru wearing at the mo? to give me a complete picture of who I'm talking to
<Farmgirl019> black bra and panties
<PeeJay> mmmm very cute
<PeeJay> can just picture you there
<PeeJay> is that all ur wearing?
<Farmgirl019> yes, I just got dressed before I came on here
<PeeJay> the pic timed out, did you get the last one ok?
<PeeJay> shouldn't have gone to all that trouble on MY account! hehe
<Farmgirl019> yes i got it. ;)
<PeeJay> what you think?
<Farmgirl019> nice :)
<PeeJay> you too :)
<PeeJay> would you object if I was stood behind you, unhooking your bra?
<Farmgirl019> not at all
<PeeJay> would you object if I then caressed your lovely breasts and tweaked your nipples?
<PeeJay> making them all nice and hard
<Farmgirl019> I'd like that
* PeeJay would kiss your neck as he was cupping your breasts
<Farmgirl019> ooh
<PeeJay> running my mouth down your back a little
<PeeJay> your skin is so lovely and soft
<PeeJay> :)
<PeeJay> where would you like me to kiss Jaime?
<Farmgirl019> my nipple
<PeeJay> then turn around baby :)
<PeeJay> face me
* Farmgirl019 turns around.
* PeeJay runs his hands down your back, pulling you close enough so he can gently touch your right nipple with his mouth
* Farmgirl019 moans
<PeeJay> little licks
<PeeJay> kisses
<PeeJay> running my tongue around it
<PeeJay> sensually
<PeeJay> feeling it grow
<Farmgirl019> Oh god, thats nice
<PeeJay> mmmm it's meant to be :)
<PeeJay> little licks and touches
<PeeJay> breathing on it
<PeeJay> flicking my tongue
<PeeJay> then gentle sucks
<PeeJay> cupping your breast as I suck a little harder
* Farmgirl019 falls back on a bed, and pulls down her panties exposing her large erection
<PeeJay> lol
<Farmgirl019> what?
<PeeJay> large erection?
<Farmgirl019> I can't get the surgery for another 2 weeks.
* Farmgirl019 strokes her large penis

<@qui> ffs
<@qui> fucking louise
<@ellisd> fs
<@ellisd> silly binter
<@qui> she left the door open last night and that bastard gorilla has come and ruffled my hair and shat in my mouth
<@qui> teh bastard
<@ellisd> bastard
<@ellisd> ya wanna get rid of the hairy fuck
<@ellisd> and keep the gorilla locked up

[23:24] (HotSoup): phanny
[23:25] (onions): r
[23:25] (Zerimski): too
[23:25] (onions): gay
[23:25] (HotSoup): for
[23:26] (Zerimski): school
[23:26] (HotSoup): meals
[23:26] (Zerimski): after
[23:26] (HotSoup): sex
[23:26] (Zerimski): from
[23:27] (HotSoup): seventeen
[23:27] (Zerimski): thousand
[23:27] (HotSoup): nymphomaniac
[23:28] (Zerimski): -seeking
[23:28] (HotSoup): rampant
[23:29] (Zerimski): sea
[23:30] (HotSoup): cucumbers
[23:30] (Zerimski): armed
[23:31] (HotSoup): with
[23:31] (Zerimski): miniature
[23:31] (HotSoup): flagons
[23:32] (Zerimski): of
[23:32] (HotSoup): alkaline
[23:32] (Zerimski): saturated
[23:33] (HotSoup): cocaine
[23:33] (Zerimski): .
[23:34] (HotSoup): Elsewhere
[23:36] (Zerimski): ,
[23:38] (HotSoup): in
[23:38] (Zerimski): the
[23:38] (HotSoup): Fiefdom
[23:39] (Zerimski): of
[23:40] (HotSoup): Shamble'monkey
[23:40] (m4b): Mr
[23:40] (HotSoup): Malarky
[23:41] (Zerimski): had
[23:41] (HotSoup): inherited
[23:41] (FluffyKitten): several
[23:41] (onions): million
[23:41] (m4b): worn-out
[23:41] (onions): rabbits
[23:42] (FluffyKitten): feet
[23:42] (m4b): which
[23:42] (onions): smelled
[23:42] (HotSoup): he
[23:42] (m4b): though
[23:43] (HotSoup): dreamily
[23:43] (Zerimski): to
[23:43] (m4b): himself
[23:43] (Zerimski): , for
[23:43] (HotSoup): sexual
[23:44] (Zerimski): harrassment
[23:44] (HotSoup): but
[23:44] (Zerimski): not
[23:44] (HotSoup): whilst
[23:44] (Zerimski): treating
[23:44] (onions): his
[23:44] (HotSoup): mothers
[23:45] (onions): uncles
[23:45] (HotSoup): for
[23:45] (Zerimski): the
[23:45] (HotSoup): malaise
[23:46] (Zerimski): .
[23:46] (onions): On
[23:46] (HotSoup): a
[23:46] (Zerimski): window
[23:46] (onions): pane
[23:47] (HotSoup): there
[23:47] (Zerimski): sat
[23:47] (onions): a
[23:47] (Zerimski): lonely
[23:47] (HotSoup): dismembered
[23:47] (onions): panda
[23:47] (HotSoup): , known
[23:47] (Zerimski): in
[23:47] (onions): most
[23:48] (HotSoup): unusual
[23:48] (Zerimski): detail
[23:48] (onions): for
[23:48] (Zerimski): his
[23:48] (HotSoup): deviant
[23:48] (onions): nature
[23:48] (HotSoup): and
[23:49] (Zerimski): large
[23:49] (onions): firm
[23:49] (Zerimski): buttocks
[23:49] (HotSoup): .
[23:49] (Zerimski): Meanwhile
[23:50] (HotSoup): onions
[23:50] (Zerimski): ate
[23:50] (m4b): through
[23:50] (onions): twenty
[23:50] (Zerimski): men
[23:50] (HotSoup): clothed
[23:50] (m4b): only
[23:51] (HotSoup): in
[23:51] (Zerimski): dishcloths
[23:51] (HotSoup): that
[23:51] (Zerimski): smelled
[23:51] (HotSoup): badly.
[23:51] (onions): Slowly
[23:51] (HotSoup): peter-pan
[23:51] (Zerimski): matured
[23:52] (HotSoup): but,
[23:52] (onions): after
[23:52] (Zerimski): a
[23:52] (HotSoup): session
[23:52] (Zerimski): with
[23:52] (HotSoup): captain-hook
[23:52] (onions): he
[23:52] (Zerimski): couldnt
[23:52] (HotSoup): rid
[23:52] (m4b): fly
[23:52] (HotSoup): from
[23:53] (onions): his
[23:53] (HotSoup): soup.
[23:53] (Zerimski): Destruction
[23:53] (HotSoup): was
[23:53] (onions): inevitable
[23:53] (HotSoup): for
[23:54] (Zerimski): Pan
[23:54] (HotSoup): , as
[23:54] (m4b): tinkerbell
[23:54] (onions): wendy
[23:54] (Zerimski): and
[23:54] (HotSoup): smee
[23:54] (onions): began
[23:54] (Zerimski): smiting
[23:54] (m4b): making
[23:55] (HotSoup): and
[23:55] (m4b): generally
[23:55] (onions): fucking
[23:55] (Zerimski): buggering
[23:55] (HotSoup): and
[23:55] (onions): spanking
[23:55] (Zerimski): each
[23:55] (HotSoup): others
[23:55] (m4b): forcefully
[23:55] (Zerimski): opened
[23:55] (onions): chocolate
[23:56] (HotSoup): covered
[23:56] (Zerimski): peanuts
[23:56] (HotSoup): , which
[23:56] (Zerimski): werent
[23:56] (onions): quite
[23:56] (Zerimski): fresh
[23:56] (HotSoup): by
[23:56] (onions): smee's
[23:56] (Zerimski): standards
[23:56] (HotSoup): of
[23:57] (onions): impecable
[23:57] (Zerimski): peanuts
[23:57] (HotSoup): that,
[23:57] (onions): when
[23:57] (HotSoup): rubbed
[23:57] (onions): with
[23:57] (Zerimski): Brasso
[23:57] (FluffyKitten): gave
[23:57] (HotSoup): and
[23:58] (onions): vinegar
[23:58] (Zerimski): strokes
[23:58] (m4b): .
[23:59] (HotSoup): Orbiting
[23:59] (Zerimski): monsters
[23:59] (HotSoup): had
[23:59] (m4b): died
[23:59] (Zerimski): from
[23:59] (HotSoup): but
[23:59] (Zerimski): -sex
[23:59] (m4b): -tmunching
[23:59] (HotSoup): on
[23:59] (m4b): the
[00:00] (HotSoup): moon.

<Thargore> Quad`, seen the nazi donald duck toon?
<Quad`> yea, that was just fucking wrong
<Thargore> wasnt it?
<Quad`> ill never view donald the same way again
<Thargore> but funnily wrong :p
<Quad`> i mean wtf, did they thing it would make it ok if in the end they made it only a dream
<Thargore> yup
<Thargore> now hes just a talking duck with no pants and dreams of being a nazi
<Quad`> sigh
<Quad`> well at least i still have daffy duck
<Thargore> i crushed your childhood donald duck memories, didnt i?
<Thargore> oh wait
<Thargore> i have a nazi daffy duck toon
<Quad`> thats not funny
<Thargore> it is, cause it's true :P
<Thargore> sending :D
<Quad`> :'(
<Thargore> im destroying every memory of innocence you had :P
<Thargore> ... i just wish i taped the raping of your cat :(
<[Matt]> cfat rape is a taboo subject here... no cat rape talk

[@Heartwork] dont take it seriously
[@Heartwork] after all, marik said it.

<@onions[zZz]> anal is win

(onions) k off to bed with requiem, hopefully eventually dreaming of anal with mates sister
(phanny): onions, you're a very odd person.
(onions): what else you going to do at 3am other than sit at your pc listening to your virtual interweb buddies talk about how much they want to fuck their mates sister up the ass?

<shads> you got a sister Phoenix[FuN]?
<Phoenix[FuN]> no a brother
<shads> :(
<Phoenix[FuN]> if i had a sister i wouldnt be the person i am now
<shads> er...
<Phoenix[FuN]> i would be in jail too
<shads> LOL

<Synbios> tbh I forgot all about it :/ plenty has happened recently
<Synbios> I still owe you a pint though :p
<TheDarkOne> heh
<Reece> u owe me 2
<Reece> :/
<Melly> u owe me some anal

[Grunt]: omg "ALT+FISHXXX" unlocks a patch within my mirc
[Kryton]: /whois * tbh
[Kryton]: :P
[Grunt]: omg this is cool
[Grunt]: everyone try it
[Melly]: idd Grunt
[Grunt]: I am so gonna get G-lined ;)
[]FB[Morbz]: lol
[Kryton]: ALT+FISHXXX?
[Grunt]: yeah
::: Quit: (Kryton) (KyleSumner@[snout]kryton.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
[Grunt]: ;o

* TheDarkOne is away: whoopin' drkwoman's ass (again)
-> nick: (TheDarkOne) is now known as (thedarkone)
(Drkwoman) fs
* Drkwoman points to 'Property of BlindSite' tattoo on her ass
(Drkwoman) :P
(thedarkone) its big enough for everybody to have a chunk ;)
(Drkwoman) !!
(Ventral) lol
(Drkwoman) you biatch!
(thedarkone) :E

<@Swank> whats the square rot of my cock ?
<@Swank> root !
<@Q-Target> the square rot...hmmm
<@Swank> hehe
<@Q-Target> sounds ominous - see a GP
<@Swank> fo we'll not go into that...
<@wooly-back> lol
<@Swank> between me and the clap clinic :p
<@Q-Target> the square root of your cock is a variable between x and y where x is the flacid length and y is the circumference of the bellend during lob-on
<@Swank> i want to live in amsterdam..

(@Spudman) my keyboard is hairy

<Kalias> It also crashes if I ask certain questions... shoddiness :|
<Heartwork> askjeeves always crashed when I asked where babies come from

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<Pinapoke> owned
<Pinapoke> oh fuck im on the wrong side!

<eFFeX`> theGreenBunny go die somewhere
* theGreenBunny runs into the woods
<Kadayi_Polokov> they live in the woods

(CitrusC02) Zmur, you ain't really romantic. I was just trying to get into your underwear.

(@Bull37) theres some classy women in middlesbrough :P

(+Jesta|Admin) anyone wanna good giggle
(@Bull37) u gonna show us ur cock?

<@onions> lets play kick random people!
<@SidewinderX> yaya!
* SidewinderX was kicked by SidewinderX (Random people, let's go! <85>)
* SidewinderX has joined #halflife2
* Q sets mode: +o SidewinderX
<@SidewinderX> hmmm

<@HotSoup> no i dont think the sight of phanny being nekkid would do us any good
<@phanny> HotSoup, true... and onions would probably end up going to bed and fantasizing about giving me anal ;(
<@onions> :O
<@HotSoup> very very true
<@onions> no no no
<@onions> though it would be kindof hard to tell with that girly hair
<@phanny> see!

(Ruddles): I've found out why im single. Its cos I delete all this spam email about "if you delete this you will be single forever" like Hids just sent out.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I thought it was because you were an ugly, smelly dwarf with all the social skills of a dead hyena.
(Ruddles): apart from that

<@Sylph[DS]> pre-game talk or not ?
<@Z|Sick> if shadz feels up to coming outta his bathtub anytime soon ;D
<@D33> I think the pre-game talk should be about womens underwear
<@Frontline> i vote for no underwear
<@Sylphid> what makes u think he's in the bath?
<@D33> I vote g-strings
<@Z|Sick> cuz he told me, fool ;p
<@Sylphid> I vote for sexy underwear
<@D33> All those in favour of women wearing no underwear say I
<@Sylphid> ...
<@D33> All those in favour of tight g-strings for women say I
<@D33> I
<@Digitus> I
<@Sylphid> I
<@D33> sorted
<@D33> This concludes our pre-game talk.

<@phlunnk> The only effect that videogames have had on my morals is deciding what weapon I would kill someone with if I did :)

<+cockeh> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression :/

<@Pina> you're not one of these pretend geeks who secretly has a social life are you?

(Zerimski): Ventral - I seem to remember you had a thing for Peter Andre a few years ago...
(|oZ|): peter andre's hot

<synth> I watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico today :D
<synth> most pointless movie ever
<synth> it's the same thing as a porn movie, except with violence... find really dumb excuses to start the "conflict"
<synth> instead of "I'm hot! fuck me!" it's like... "I'm hot! Let me kill your best friend and then you can kill me!"
<WillH> lol...
<WillH> porn movies are better though
<WillH> cause there's tits
<Spudman> booobies
<synth> "Whee! Let's have a big shootout in a church for no apparent reason!"

* FluffyKitten jigs about, possibly having solved the mystery of the non-changing models
<FluffyKitten> JOY !
<FluffyKitten> no-one's awake... but still there is joy !
<Quad`> im awake
<Quad`> do i count?
<FluffyKitten> share my joy !
<Quad`> JOY!
<FluffyKitten> \o/
<Quad`> you know everybody alawys does \o/
<Quad`> but what the fuck is it?
<FluffyKitten> that took *so* *fucking* *long*
<FluffyKitten> tis a head, with raised arms either side
<FluffyKitten> like... oh noes ! \o/ ?o/
<Quad`> omg
<Quad`> i see it!
<FluffyKitten> celebrate by raising your arms above your head !
<Quad`> \o/

<Gothic_Fairy_gal> ok i know this ain't anime related but does anyone know of any good songs to line dance to?

Marik: all my spam mail is porn tbh who care about that, certainly not me

(Pod-) anyone know of a webmasters forum that requires you to be invited then voted in? :)
(Melly) yeah, probly why ur not on any of them :]
(Blood_God) lol.

(Marik) omg im not on the lastest i-rox page
Rebirth) im a sexual spastic
(Rebirth) u r now marik
(Rebirth) :)
(Marik) naw just looked
(Rebirth) i think u missed the point marik
(Marik) what point?
(Rebirth) check i-rox tomorrow marik

Marik: im not actully stupid i just act like a twat on irc

<FluffyKitten> OK, I think 11 and a half hours is enough messing about with code for now
<FluffyKitten> I'm making more problems than I'm solving :o(
* FluffyKitten creates an absolute crime against mapping
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I've done a few of them :)
<FluffyKitten> I'm sure mine will be more of a crime than yours... I think I'm doing every "don't do this" there is except carving.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> my first Quake map was the Millenium Falcon. Completely made by carving.
<FluffyKitten> niiiice
<Pi|Mu|Rho> 'twas shite.
<FluffyKitten> I'm sure it was great at the time :o)
<Pi|Mu|Rho> heh
* FluffyKitten is quite confident this map will hit r_speeds of 2000+
<Quad`> lmfao
<FluffyKitten> this... is a horrible creation. I'm sure I should be expecting valve to knock at my door and say "no no, we won't let you inflict this on our game"

<Quad`> looks like im going to have to reformat, adware,spyware and virus's took over my computer
<Thargore> that sucks
<Quad`> i have to be more carefull when looking for kiddie porn

(Nutsy): gay virginity
(Nutsy): iv lost it
(Nutsy): but im still as tight as i was the day i lost it :p

<Sprafa> So?
<Sprafa> Do u have a mod Maxi?
<MaxiKana> if by mod you mean large penis then yes
<Sprafa> lol

<Sprafa> Valve officially gave it to him when it realized they sux0r
<Sprafa> And then, when Hl2.net grew up to the biggest community, Munro took over Valve and made Gabe Newel his personal slave!!!
<Munro> I prefer the term 'bitch'

(Miserygut) Also, am I right to be pissed off with a 'friend' who ALWAYS goes home at like 1am when anyone has a party.
(Zerimski) why does it piss you off?
(Miserygut) And blatently lies about having 'work' the next day
(Melly) whas wrong with that?
(Miserygut) He doesn't have a job?

(@synth) ooh, I'm going to try to type "Half-Life owns" with my nose...

a short time later...

(@synth) half-life owns
(@synth) omg, I actually did it O_o
(Quad`) how did you type the fucking dash
(Quad`) morons
(Quad`) oh wait
(Quad`) nevermind