<void|qui> is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
<Custodian> "Hands"
<Custodian> somewhat optimistic

homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up

<|Shaman|> know what, if it's a hoax it doesn't matter much
<sian> your mum is a hoax

<Dogma> I work in Somerfield and work on the tills sometimes. Whenever someone comes through on a phone yapping away and not saying anything to me, i just deem it as rude. Then squash their bread :E

[ophiuchus|away] mmm just played with oxy. he jumps about too much >:|
[@morbz] lol
[ophiuchus|away] when i say played i ment a computer game
[ophiuchus|away] none of that dirty suff

<Pinapoke> I forever regret the day I asked what a boner meant, in class.

[@Melly] Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar
[@Melly] in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first
[@Melly] place, you fat bastards.

[+Melly] Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

{@Melly} someone drive a giant rusty knife through marik
{+Marik} no lets not
{@Melly} yus lets
{+Marik} fine do it
* @DJCarlos hands melly knife
{+Marik} eek
{@Melly} danke
* @Melly rams it through back of Marik's skull
{@DJCarlos} nice instant death
{+Marik} you missed
{@Melly} i never miss
{+Marik} you did
{+Marik} im still typing
-> mode: {Melly} sets {+m}
-> mode: {Melly} sets {-v Marik}
{@Melly} :x

(Marik) idian is here \o/
(Marik) indian*
(Melly) idiot*

(Marik) whats the debug source code?
(theGreenBunny) you have an .ico in a wrong format
(Marik) right
(theGreenBunny) I think, with only that error message it's all I can say about it
(Marik) btw im not stuck a friend is
(Marik) but he says thanks
(theGreenBunny) ok, now punch him in the face for me
(theGreenBunny) twice.
(Marik) umm.. ok
(Heartwork) Marik then stab yourself in the face. twice.
(theGreenBunny) Marik vs. The Internet

<SeiferZ> How come when you're peeling an orange... the juice ALWAYS manages to spurt into your eye
<onions> suppose its the same as beating off MZhukov. the bastard aims at ya.
<SeiferZ> 0.o heh

<qui> Marik - if you had more than 2 braincells you'd be dangerous
<Marik> how i find out?

<WildWayz> NEVER EVER be romantic :( Yesterday I thought i'd be romantic and bought my gf some strawberries, belgium chocs, grapes and Asti Martini and we watched Titanic together. After 2.5 glasses of the Asti, she was tipsy. I thought it would be romantic to put a grape between my teeth and "share it". She is a food craving woman who decided she wanted it all and crunched my lip :( Now I have a huge cut on my lip :~(

(Sysagent): I cba arguing with cockheads on IRC who think they know fucking everything about anything :-)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): now you know how we feel :p

(+nibu) how do i change nicks on this again all
(@Midz) nibu
(@Midz) alt + f4
(@Midz) :D
(+nibu) ty
-> part: (nibu) (~gothic90@82-39-69-42.cable.ubr01.jarr.blueyonder.co.uk)

<Murray_H> what is the name given to the phenomenon of flowering in plants in different lengths of daylight?
* Murray_H cries out photoperiodism
<Murray_H> correct
<Murray_H> "wow murray you are so cool" i know mum, i know
<CitrusQckbeam> You are.
<CitrusQckbeam> I love you.

<+Pod> onions, guess what was stuck in my head when i awoke this morning?
<@onions> a huge black cock?

-@iconoclast- What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
-@iconoclast- There have been sightings of UFOs
-@Wooshy- LMAO
-@Wooshy- HAHAHAH
-@AnGel^- i dont get it O_o

<Marik> wow i was just watching the discovery channel and this male animal gave birth to this female animal was sick

(@mrBadger) is munneh h4xed?
(@Munro) I SUCK COCK
(@Munro) h4xed? why would you think that?

<mikesnail> gah
<mikesnail> the shitpaper did get stuck in my ass
<commy> just reached u?
<mikesnail> and i had to take it away with my hands
* commy vomits loudly
<mikesnail> and got shit all over my fingers
<mikesnail> :S
<mikesnail> still fucking smells
<commy> ffs mike we dont want to know
<commy> try washing them instead of licking
<mikesnail> i did!
<mikesnail> heh and i got so happy from removing the shitpaper i forgot to whipe my ass
<commy> ffs

<theGreenBunny> where is D33 anyway
<mrBadger> where you left him :)
<theGreenBunny> oh shit, not in the basement

<yay> what an higghly intelliigent and super g uy that MALLET chap iis
<MALLET> im gay

<IchI^> I need to get laid
<Pinapoke> send pics

<@Xanothis> !google leper midget
<@bliv`> (#1) Michael Jackson has a midget but no marriage ( http://wildcat.arizona.edu/~wildcat/papers/89/85/12_3_m.html )
<@Batz> rofl xan
<@Luggage> roffll
* @Luggage falls off chair

(Laurent) are there any compatibility issues with amd cpu's and ati gfx?
(ShockS) no
(Red7) no way
(Red7) they're like peachs and peachs
(Brocken) or Red7 and gay magazine

eb1kenobi <gozzy> yes
eb1kenobi <gozzy> for javascript functions you need javascript functions (at least)

<@chiki_chika> i love tool videos

(00:08:54) (+Hazza) No, I'd be 110% complete. I'd be complete with an extra growth.
(00:09:11) (@CitrusC) whoa.
(00:09:23) (+Hazza) Like cancer but in a good way
(00:10:00) (@CitrusC) :/
(00:12:13) (+Hazza) Now I'm trying to work out how cancer could be a good thing
(00:12:30) (@CitrusC) Yeah, same.

(traesko) where can i see the temperature on my processor?
(@|Matt|) touch it.... if you hurt your finger its too hot

<Heartwork> i can get a 27" monitor for ?127
<Heartwork> but then again, i AM lying.

? xoap is ripping ogg's right now
[xoap]: LEGALLY FROM CD'S I OWN MWAHAHAH
[xoap]: FUCK YOU RIAA!

(@[Tomsk]) [18:46] <diplo> Right orf to see teh wife
(@[Tomsk]) [18:46] <diplo> have sex and then tv
(@Pvt_Needles) should be back soon then
(@Pvt_Needles) oh tv aswell bummer
(@Briggers) well if he recorded the sex on vid cam an d is watching that it shouldnt take long either
(@Pvt_Needles) aii only an extra minute or so
(@[NZ]Rubberducky) yea and thats to set up the cam
(@Briggers) if he edits out the foreplay it should only take seconds
(@Pvt_Needles) foreplay?
(@Briggers) getting undressed
(@Pvt_Needles) ahhh
(@[NZ]Rubberducky) lol

<@ellisd> i need fud
<@Coddy> get yaself a phall
<@ellisd> nah, bit warm for my likin
<@Coddy> then get yaself a bucket
<@Coddy> and sit on it
<@ellisd> no
<@Coddy> ok get yaself a bucket and put it on ya head
<@Coddy> and get bob to keep smacking it with a baseball bat
<@qui> Coddy
<@qui> slit your wrists
<@Coddy> not before i slit yours
<@ellisd> after ive had the phaal
<@ellisd> ??
<@Coddy> if ya wish
<@Coddy> its entirly up to you
<@Coddy> ya have freedom to choose ewis
<@ellisd> 1 minor flaw
<@ellisd> lack of baseball bat
<@Coddy> well ya will just have to smash ya head against the wall then

<theGreenBunny> all icons display in 16 colors, I get bsods when I try to shutdown and Flash crashes when I try to export something
<theGreenBunny> hmm, looks like it's time for an afternoon of fixing windows
<theGreenBunny> but first, I shall have lunch

* pTm^Rageb is now known as pTm^Rage
<mrBadger> i think PMT^Rage would be more appropriate :E
<MaxiKana> pmt=
<MaxiKana> ?
<MaxiKana> pussy mongering tomcat?
<MaxiKana> :p
<mrBadger> Pre Menstrual Tension

<LaMersSs> why is cs so crap
<MaxiKana> because of your name

(@[enFrir]) http://www.alpha-q.net/jle/9/junk/lima/2-FASHION_VICTORIAS_SECRET_NYR154_edit.jpg
(@NeenaNurka) wonder what her secret is :D
(@NeenaNurka) "im really a man under these pink panties"
(@BlackPope|lapT) hides it well

* NoseBleed is now floppy after blowing his load all over [Showering] was banging away for [8h 6m 52s]
<Pinapoke> now there's a man

(Zerimski): phantom
(FluffyKitten): r
(mab): green
(Zerimski): and
(Blood_God): covered
(mab): in
(Zerimski): smelly
(FluffyKitten): algae
(mab): which
(Zerimski): melts
(FluffyKitten): when
(Zerimski): you
(mab): stroke
(FluffyKitten): his
(Zerimski): smelly
(mab): little
(FluffyKitten): puppy
(mab): eating
(Zerimski): kitten
(FluffyKitten): .
(FluffyKitten): 5 minutes well spent there, I think you'll all agree.

<mikesnail> lol
<mikesnail> and i did it again!
<mikesnail> fucking gay toilet paper
<commy> stop now before u go any further
<mikesnail> remind me next time i go take a shit to use PLENTY of toiletpaper every whipe
<commy> oh ffs

<Heartwork> anyone can play CS - even the cat. well, if you taughtthe cat to say 'OMFG HAX BTW TBH OMG ADMIN BAN HIMM!!1111!111ONEONEONE' it'd be as good as CS player as most of us

<Marik> ideas = idiots

<Majestic_XII> oh crap... i think i emailed a hentai pic to someone i know by misstake...

<onions> do i need a legit halo cd key to play online? :)
<MaxiKana> Guess
<onions> spidey sense suggests yes

<Quad`> i origonaly found http://www.xxx.tele2.co.uk/woohoo.gif
<Quad`> im glad to see you people are enjoying it =P
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm not going to ask you how you found it.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> or, indeed, why.
<Quad`> meh, i was looking for pr0n

[2:01pm] <+Static> my IE wont load sites.
[2:02pm] <+Static> maybe if i use the reset IE web settings.
[2:02pm] <@izigo> might work
[2:02pm] <+Static> no go
[2:02pm] <+Static> gonna use netscape instead.
[2:02pm] <+Static> FUCK
[2:03pm] <+Static> netscape crashed on loading windows.com

[@Reineri]: just answered. "You broke my heart once already. Dont want another aching heart, so dont toy with me!"
[@Reineri]: and been together ever since
[@nihilistic]: :}
[@nihilistic]: coolness
[@nihilistic]: i had hardcore (yes hardcore lol) sex with 3 different girls if that counts

<@Bad-Co> [NZ]Rubberducky, a women is given 2 wishes, the first wish she asks for bigger tits. low and behold, she gets 36DD's.. Next wish she asks for a tight cunt. ..So I give her your email address.
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> :D
<@[NZ]Rubberducky> give her my home address if shes got 36DD's