<Melly> the rertard

[@Darwino]: maybe bill is your secret nemesis
[@ian]: he was certainly acting like it in my dream
[@Darwino]: how do you kno he was acting like your SECRET nemesis?

<need-bandwidth> mrBadger
<BFW|Smudge> balderdash
<need-bandwidth> I saw 4 of your kin on the roads this morning on the way down to cornwall
<need-bandwidth> :[
<mrBadger> badgers?
<need-bandwidth> no
<need-bandwidth> snakes

(Grunt) Pod, Brocken is gay
(Grunt) :)
(Brocken) lies, I’ve got a boyfriend

(RjY) 2231 [qnet] -!- There are 65948 users and 117268 invisible on 37 servers
(RjY) 2231 [qnet] -!- 183496 channels formed
(RjY) there are more channels than clients connected
(@Stikman) Yup
(RjY) but that’s impossible
(RjY) you have to have at least one client per channel
(@graeme) Not if one client is in several channels.
(HRF) lol
(RjY) shut up

<Nutsy> whats on bbc2?
<need-bandwidth> tv program?
<Longbow[GB]> SAS survivle
<Longbow[GB]> your a smart one bandwidth
<need-bandwidth> ta
<Longbow[GB]> survival*

(06:10:19) (xPsycho) Where the <beep> is Samuel L. Jackson!
(06:10:20) (xPsycho) :(
(06:10:25) (xPsycho) He’s not in Deep Blue Sea, that liar!
(06:10:25) (+Mr_Smiles) ...
(06:10:33) (@Wrafe) huh?
(06:10:36) (@Wrafe) yes he is
(06:10:40) (xPsycho) Where :(
(06:10:44) (xPsycho) I’m watching it now
(06:10:54) (+Mr_Smiles) the dude on the boat in the beginning?
(06:10:56) (@Wrafe) he gets eaten by a fuck off big shark lol
(06:11:02) (xPsycho) ...
(06:11:09) (xPsycho) You mean that isn’t Morgan Freeman?
(06:11:11) (xPsycho) fuck
(06:11:13) (@Wrafe) LMFAO!"
(06:11:19) (xPsycho) I thought that was Morgan Freeman

(22:30:01) ?! WillH builds fortres
(22:30:02) ?(WillH) s
(22:30:13) ?! Ghostski kicks down pillow fortress.
(22:30:27) ?! WillH retreats to second line of defense

<@iC|tErr0>i just boned some guy 1v1

[16:38] <@onions> why does Pi|Mu|Rho suck donkey balls?
[16:38] <@Pi|Mu|Rho> because they tasts guuuuuud

<Alpha_Omega> How do I change the channel?
<Grunt> Alpha_Omega, type /quit
...... signoff .. Alpha_Omega .. (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5) ..

<FarrowLeSparrow> Power...give me more power.
* mrBadger sets mode: +o FarrowLeSparrow
* Q sets mode: -o FarrowLeSparrow
<mrBadger> :D
<FarrowLeSparrow> ...
* mrBadger laughs
* FarrowLeSparrow doesn’t

[@Ax|xA]: the 70s were so drab
(4 mins later)
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: <Ax|xA> the 70s were so drab <--- yeah but the free love and drug induced sex was awesome! :P
[@dirky]: guyvers fantasising again
[@RevBillyG]: guyver was still sucking his mums tit in the 70s
[@dirky]: idd
[@dirky]: er
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: na i’d moved on to her clitoris by 78
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: :x
[+[DOA]Guyver1]: :O

(D33): I’ve eaten a full giant pizza and an entire box of cough sweets which, when consumed excessivly, act as a laxitive
(D33): basically, what I’m trying to say is
(D33): bbl
(Pod): :)
(onions): heh

(@Slayer|Bog) cuz i can hack you
(@Slayer|Bog) with ur name
(@Slayer|Bog) well done
(@Slayer|Bog) genious
(@Slayer|Bog) ...
(@ProfLiebstrom) irony....

theGreenBunny ? dutch snowflakes are like "yeah, we’re falling, but I hope you don’t expect us to lay around or something heh"

-[ oxy|work ]- MYSH !
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<@flossie> You should have the +m flag on the channel (and be AUTHED) to use this command.
...... modechange(#trickery) (+m) by flossie
...... modechange(#trickery) (-m) by flossie
<onions> noob :)

<Zakat> I am hard?
* mrBadger sets mode +m
<mrBadger> pre-emptive strike

<Communal_Toilet> my carr sounds really loud and poopy
<Longbow[GB]> just like your ass Communal_Toilet
<Communal_Toilet> :{
<Communal_Toilet> a bit
<Communal_Toilet> :E

<onions> evening all :)
* HotSoup has disconnected...
<mab> i think hotsoup spoke for everyone there

<dangermouse> i got a straight a on my ai coursework even thought my advance spec agents didn’t work, he liked the theory i was using
<@Coddy> nice
<@Coddy> cant see me getting a strqaight A on my neural nets coursework
<@Coddy> unless he likes the theory of bullshit

@Xanothis: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3437455.stm
@Xanothis: :<
@Batz|InTheMix: rofl
@Batz|InTheMix: rancid stuff
@Batz|InTheMix: bbiab
+Marik: whale exploded
+Marik: jesus christ
+dirky: look at the size of that thing
+dirky: nearly as big as my penis
@Luggage: thats why its called sperm whale ffs

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<Zakat> ::P
<DiSTuRbEdofX> Don’t call me dear , I am not gay like you
<Zakat> :P*
<Zakat> Got a problem with my sexuallity?
<mrBadger> let’s not start anything eh?
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<rnx`Jip> how do u paint wood? :/

* Pi|Mu|Rho gets camera
* Pi|Mu|Rho puts camera down trousers
* Pi|Mu|Rho sends picture
<sm|gone> did you zoom in?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> heh

(D33) Do Sharks serve a purpose ?
(ManiC^) food D33
(D33) Is there a reason we don’t wipe them out ?
(ManiC^) yes
(D33) do share :/
(Zakat) sharks are a important part of the lifecycle...
(ProfLiebstrom) greenpeace d33 thats why:p
(ManiC^) they keep there from being to many o summit
(ManiC^) :p
(Zakat) as most other fishes
(ManiC^) yup
(@flossie) they have been top of the food chain for 160million years
(Zakat) Sharks keep the fish population down a bit
(Zakat) flossie, whom?
(@flossie) that should say something about how much purpose they serve - a very important one
(@laesprahybab) flossie - they are evolutionary more successful than us
(ManiC^) thats why nature created armys
(Zakat) Humans rock
(ManiC^) to keep the human population down
(ManiC^) :p
(Zakat) we polute our environment!\o/
(@laesprahybab) we’ve have to adapt, and fight the selfish gene to propagate
(Zakat) moahaha I’m sending 9 meches against 1 :D
(D33) (@flossie) they have been top of the food chain for 160million years
(D33) Yes but
(D33) they never invented the wheel.
(Zakat) true laesprahybab.
(Zakat) We always have to adapt to new environments
(ManiC^) they never inveted bomb that cud blow the entire world up either
(ManiC^) whos smarter :p
(@laesprahybab) they have no need of a wheel
(@flossie) they also don’t care what colour the wheel is
(Zakat) I wonder how we’ll adapt to space when we colonize it.
(Zakat) It’s funny how near apocalypse the world was in the 60ies
(Zakat) when Russia was gonna nuke USA to hell
(@flossie) um
(@laesprahybab) I doubt we will
(@flossie) more the other way round zakat
(Marik) lol
(@laesprahybab) we will destroy ourselves before we reach space
(@laesprahybab) per ardua ad astra! (I think not)
(Zakat) laesprahybab, haha that’s unlikely imho.
(D33) laesprahybab - doubt it
** Zakat hugs D33
(@laesprahybab) history shows otherwise.
(Zakat) Umm.. No?
(Zakat) -_-
(D33) I didn’t realize we were traveling back in time
(ManiC^) i say we’ll wipe ourselves out first too
(ManiC^) :p
(@laesprahybab) all previous "technological" societies have wiped themselves out
(Zakat) If we’ve managed to survive for over thousands years we should survive to make it to space
(Zakat) HAHAHA
(Zakat) laesprahybab amuses me
(Zakat) laesprahybab, are you a comedian?
(D33) laesprahybab - Yes but, that’s because they never read the manual
** laesprahybab gives up
(D33) now, with irc, people have learnt to google.
(Sysagent) History is in the past people can and do learn by their mistakes - Mankind adapts to suit the enviroment he will exist for a while yet Harps :)
(Zakat) indeed D33.
(ManiC^) D33
(ManiC^) how many people rtfm now adays ?
(ManiC^) specially with america about :\
(ProfLiebstrom) some d33 :p
(@laesprahybab) this is like debating Schopenhaur with nursey children.
** laesprahybab goes
(D33) I want milk
(D33) and cookies.
(ProfLiebstrom) rar im munching on a large wiener!
(ManiC^) i want cookies too D:
(Zakat) laesprahybab got pissed :(
(ManiC^) btw whats schophenhaur ?

[StarMonkey] phantom, #trickery so i dont have to idle in here any more!
[Pi|Mu|Rho] yes
[phantom] shant!
[Pi|Mu|Rho] if you will not be turned, then you will......
[Pi|Mu|Rho] ....DIE!
* Pi|Mu|Rho attempts force lightning
* Pi|Mu|Rho looks silly trying
* Pi|Mu|Rho stops
* phantom stares blankly at Pimpypoo
* StarMonkey watches
* Pi|Mu|Rho sits down all embarassed
* phantom does his ’happy dance’

<|Matt|> !google queen discography
<FuCT^gone> Google search: http://www.lyrics-discography-mp3.com/discography/queen_fsz_freddie_mercury-cds.html
<|Matt|> any way to select the next google entry with the google plug in?
<i-roxdotcom> stop being a lazy twat and open a browser? :)
<|Matt|> i have :)
<|Matt|> just bieng nosey
<|Matt|> !google how to select the next entry with the mirc google addon
<FuCT^gone> Google search: http://www.scriptheaven.net/modules.php?name=News&pagenum=1

<@bliv`> Dan
<@bliv`> !imdb The Thing
<@bliv`> Thing, The (1982) ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/ )
<@bliv`> Genre: Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
<@bliv`> Tagline: Man is The Warmest Place to Hide.
<@bliv`> Plot Outline: Scientists in the Antarctic are confronted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of the people that it kills.
<@bliv`> User Rating: 7.8/10 (12,272 votes) [**********]
<@Batz|Food> xD
<@Batz|Food> top film :D
<@bliv`> Purely elite
<@bliv`> :D
<@bliv`> Its a script btw :D
<@bliv`> And I got google 1 too :D
<@Batz|Food> lol :D
<@i-roxdotcom> oh god
<@bliv`> !google the thing 1982 wallpaper
<@i-roxdotcom> not fucking you as well
<@bliv`> (#1) THING ( http://softwaremart.biz/software/prods/-n=9030.htm )
...... webaddy .. from .. bliv`/#redeemers .. (http://softwaremart.biz/software/prods/-n=9030.htm) [F12 to goto page]
<@bliv`> ;D
<@bliv`> Love that shit :D
<@i-roxdotcom> !google bliv is a cock sucking twat for not using a browser to search google
<@bliv`> no results found!
<@Batz|Food> rofl
<@bliv`> xD+
<@Batz|Food> 0wned
<@Batz|Food> hard :D
<@i-roxdotcom> !google bliv is a cock sucking twat
<@bliv`> (#1) Sex Porn Pictures posing black sexy aniem naughty amtaeur shemale ... ( http://www.teen-pussy-pictures.org/sex-porn/posing-black.html )
...... webaddy .. from .. bliv`/#redeemers .. (http://www.teen-pussy-pictures.org/sex-porn/posing-black.html) [F12 to goto page]
<@bliv`> Fuck you shemale
<@Batz|Food> rofl
<@bliv`> Cockrod
<@i-roxdotcom> hah
<@i-roxdotcom> now thats owned
<@bliv`> I wanna click that :D
<@Batz|Food> rofl
<@i-roxdotcom> bliv is a shemale

<@Ferg> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586
...... webaddy .. from .. Ferg/#trickery.priv .. (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586) [F12 to goto page]
<@Ferg> "
<@Ferg> Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
<@Ferg> "More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ’experience’ the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
<@Ferg> "
<@Ferg> rofl
<@babyharpseal> sounds like your interested to ;)
<@nyama> ewwwww
<@qui|56k> lol
>@qui|56k> brings a new meaning to the phrase ’splitting someone in half’
<@moron> ewww
<@flossie> it would take surgeons *hours* to get the smile off your face though

(+Kryton) !google luggage is gay
(+Kryton) :E
(@bliv`) (#1) Holdem, Luggage, Nude Gay Chat, Rogaine -www2.jean-herve.com Fri ... ( http://www2.jean-herve.com/products.htm )

(@synth|afk) what the hell is wrong with you people
(@synth|afk) hello?
(@synth|afk) anyone here?
! @synth|afk stabs Andrew|offline in the face
! @synth|afk prepares FenAway to be shown on rotten.com
! @synth|afk burns HotSoup’s house down
! @synth|afk discovers Mmw’s picture at uglypeople.com
! @synth|afk throws a playstation at Pi|Mu|Rho
! @synth|afk pushes SidewinderX into a crevasse
! @synth|afk slaps sm|gone around a bit with a pink macintosh
! @synth|afk beautifies spud-the-stud with some knuckle duster imprints
! @synth|afk persuades synth|afk to eat the cyanide sandwich
(@synth|afk) oops
(@synth|afk) um, yeah..
! @synth|afk is away: sleep
(@HotSoup) [04:21] (synth|afk): what the hell is wrong with you people
(@HotSoup) it was 4am in the morning you little shit
(@Pi|Mu|Rho) ?
(@HotSoup) I just have a short temper for people spamming nicks in irc when we are all sleeping
(@HotSoup) and the engagament of 3 brain cells could have told him that

...... signoff .. Reece .. (Quit: If every sperm is a potential life then i’ve just flushed a scout troop down the toilet!)

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<dipwork> plz
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<+dipwork> BopBot sucks teh healm
<@BopBot> what do you think I am ? a magic 8 ball or something ? now, fook off !
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<Longbow[GB]> http://prodtn.cafepress.com/0/7567730_B_tn.jpg <- lol, Be the coolest dude around with the Quakenet long t shirt
<Marik> lol
<Ventral> are you insulting Ferg’s fashion sense?
<Longbow[GB]> lol

<BlindSite> unless your a labotamised ginger midget with a blonde gene, mozilla is very easy to use

<D|VoiD> ok i may regret this , but what is burp the worm?

<]FB[Morba> women think they got it hard having to give birth n all
<]FB[Morba> but they never tried to piss into a toilet with a hardon

<`Spitfire> oz
<`Spitfire> i was reading the new argos.. and thought how effective the anus is as a plug.. what does this mean?

(D33) Anyone know anything about genetic engineering ?
(D33) I’m on a quest to grow MrBadger some balls.

<@Coddy> White Lightning
<@Coddy> America's #1 selling Bicycle Lubricant
<@Coddy> :/
<@ellisd> ic
<@ellisd> for people who want to "ride" their bikes

<hairy_pie> look at james
<hairy_pie> hahahahahahahhah
<hairy_pie> i can dance also
<hairy_pie> looking like a cunt aswell
<II3mHz--> its like
<II3mHz--> Mmmmmmmmmm i dream about men in big pants
<II3mHz--> ^^ james would say
<hairy_pie> lol
<II3mHz--> "I like to jump around on my chair like a ass playing air drums"
<hairy_pie> lol
<hairy_pie> with pink headphones
<II3mHz--> with elite wire shit
<II3mHz--> PRO DRUMMING HEADPHONES
<hairy_pie> and hair that looks like he has been wearing them big pants on his head
<II3mHz--> hes a kind cross between a grunger and a complete dickhead
<hairy_pie> its called a cunt

([TFF]monkey): US father names son ’Version 2.0’ : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3451207.stm
(MD87): Old news
([TFF]monkey): oh well sorreeeee MD87
([TFF]monkey): shall we call you em dee fucking trevor mcdonald bastard eighty-fucking-seven from now on?

(traesko) I cried today..
(traesko) I saw Brother Bear..
(traesko) the ending is so beautiful..
! @Spudman kills traesko
(@Spudman) men dont cry!
(@Spudman) unless its to the ending of west side story
(traesko) Spudman: yes they do..
(@Spudman) *sniff*
! @Spudman gets out the tissue
(traesko) I sometimes cry when i watch oprah damnit..

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[22:32:43] <@Nerd`> goody could tell us
[22:33:02] <wooly-back> reverand goody knows all
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[22:34:25] <@Nerd`> and reveals naught

@ftz|lmts: I tried phone sex once. I got an ear infection.

<Pinapoke> man, I screwed up so badly today
<Pinapoke> this girl in my science class was talking to her buddy about basketball
<Pinapoke> ugh..
<Pinapoke> said that her breasts would bounce up and down every time she ran around the court
<Pinapoke> I said, "well perhaps you should just fucking wear a bra"
<Pinapoke> never been hit so hard in the genitals in my god damn life

<+wrigley> my mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch

<ancho> do girls like it if you stick your hand up there ass??
<ancho> hurry plz.. im in the middle of something